can i pet that dawg

obsessed with Forest Whi-cat-er

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

if you don’t respect the quiet car, you should be be thrown directly on the tracks. no exceptions.

Groundhog saw his shadow again. Six more weeks of the same headlines, same fights, same “this is unprecedented” precedented events. See you tomorrow, America. 🦫 #GroundhogDay2026

IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU!!

also a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus

big if true

1950-something

We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.

pepe le pew is an unrealistic depiction of a French intellectual because he only pursues adult cats.

“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.” - H.L. Mencken

happy birthday to all my internet friends

I thought that was just a British thing and that is was why they called it the Home Office Maybe the local governments in the USA have started doing it too.

127.0.0.1 is the IP the government is using to spy on you

caturday mornings are for watching tv

rawr

🎁 🎄 🎅 All I want for Christmas is… links to the #hacklore you keep seeing 👀 You know the advice. Everyone repeats it. No one questions it. Send it my way, and spread the word: www.hacklore.org 🙏

"Honestly I would have killed the segment earlier, but I thought it was about EPCOT."

cable management issue

qwerty has a strong

after us, the deluge.

leave it to the trump administration to write a 33-page national security strategy that can be summed up in just 14 words

At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus

“oh you’re reading about stuxnet? lemme nap on your book.”

it’s been a “get your fkn hands off me” kinda morning. qwerty channeling her inner denzel.

qwerty caturday koan

there *is* a meme for everything

Comrades, Only 5 days left until #BSidesPyongyang2025. Join us on 18 November for talks on #CryptoConfiscation #Memecoins #Missiles #Juche #ITWorkers #Cyber. Don't miss out! Register today! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/bsides-pyongyang-tickets-1859223941859 #BSPY25

it’s an ongoing process

Join us the day before CYBERWARCON (Nov 18) for a hands-on Synapse challenge! Investigate a real-world data theft scenario, eat snacks, & earn bragging rights + our first-ever custom challenge coin. vertex.link/events/cyber...

Only 15 days left until #BSidesPyongyang! Get ready for a day of informative talks, thought-provoking panels, and valuable networking opportunities. Mark your calendars for Nov 18th! #BSPY25

cyber gatekeep is the name of my synth-based punk band

don’t be swayed by the pawpaganda

this is going to be an amazing conference register now!

There's was a mad dash on SOS tickets over the weekend. SOS is two weeks away, if you've been putting off getting a ticket... your time is now. stateofstatecraft.com/register

relatable.

shoutout to the florist who hand jammed this b64 message

usps not having a wu tang forever stamp feels like a missed opportunity

Get your talk submission in by TONIGHT (September 26th @ 11:59pm EST) if you still want a chance to take the stage at CYBERWARCON this year!! Submit here >> www.cyberwarcon.com/cfp2025 If you'd like to join us this year but aren't interested in speaking, tickets are available on our website!

it’s not hell, but i can see it from here.

Listen to the sage advice of John Stoner! "Hawk & Hack: Finding Your Personal Brand and Cyber Tribe" exitbuddy.buzzsprout.com/2535619/epis...

JID identified as a person of interest.

🪩 CFP closes soon!! 🪩 submit to sessionize.com/districtcon

CFP closes this Friday, September 26th at 11:59pm EST! If you'd like to speak at CYBERWARCON this year, get your talk submission in ASAP to be considered! Submit your talk here >> www.cyberwarcon.com/cfp2025 #CYBERWARCON #CFP

achievement unlocked

seen and attacked