Detection: complete. Triage: in progress. Containment: unlikely. Qwerty has identified a high-priority object and is conducting a hands-on investigation.

thank you for this cheeky gift @akacki.net ❤️❤️ caked up silverback and a penisaurus, exactly what i was missing

starting today the juche way tyvm @bsidespyongyang.bsky.social & @dprkcert.bsky.social 🫡

the internet promise of hot models near me finally comes true

James Hong and it’s not even close.

“all animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others” busytown is oceania

reboot this, but datacenters.

don’t be brad

name a more iconic duo

qtp with a character that permanently altered your brain chemistry

where @sroberts.io and i attempt to get rich from trading on cyber breaches

A giant of cyber security has passed. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/17/o...

“royal broke” i can’t stop laughing

me hearing the exact truth I paid someone to say but still taking it personally

Seize the beans of production.

yikes

“I hope today is a good day in cyber” I say, as I login into the “Never a Good Day in Cyber” corporate vpn

"Hey, Cousin!" "Sorry I fell asleep last night; we should hang out again soon though" "Okay" He died last Wednesday. We aren't hanging out today after all. Tell people you love them. You don't know when it'll be too late. I love you. #MakeKindnessNormal

Feb. 6-7, 2027 | See you there 🪩✌️

i can still *hear* this game. someone needs to reboot wipeout stat

what sticker placement taught me about B2B sales… 1/n

midterms are def gonna be…something. thanks SCOTUS.

Dark Melson approves this message.

i got the baddest bitch in the game wearing my chain

can’t spell bohica without io

so uhh, to my followers: please don't repost me if you're gonna do crimes

entering my bustdown era

TFW the email does not find you well

ringdingdingdingdingeringeding

kinda wild to think about how much of my career has been spent watching a progress bar slowly crawl to 100%

steppin into Thursday like… youtu.be/Z0GFRcFm-aY

i don’t think this is what @greatdismal.bsky.social meant… but actually kind of is.

On 3/14 pie consumption approaches infinity.

…every day we stray further…

Just days into 2026, the killing of 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good by a federal immigration officer in Minneapolis, Minnesota, has sparked protests around the US. If you’re planning to protest, here’s how to safeguard your digital security.

start practicing the piñata swings #THRUNT

TLP’s Razor: Trust group integrity is inversely proportional to membership.

me, showing off my chesire cat on Finch

can i pet that dawg

obsessed with Forest Whi-cat-er

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

if you don’t respect the quiet car, you should be be thrown directly on the tracks. no exceptions.

Groundhog saw his shadow again. Six more weeks of the same headlines, same fights, same “this is unprecedented” precedented events. See you tomorrow, America. 🦫 #GroundhogDay2026

IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU!!

also a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus