Who cares about chasing after ,5+ nines of reliability‽ There's a reason why these services used to be staffed and invested in like they were. They're far less reliable without that investment and it's costing the economy real money. But who cares; the shareholders are happy this quarter!

Day Counter xkcd.com/3228/

There is a path. It’s the path that Michael Vick walked. He has worked with the Humane Society for the last 17 years to educate folk about animal cruelty. He says he’ll do that work for the rest of his life. Call me when Louis or Kanye devotes even one weekend to making reparation.

my parents on the moon launch mom: why are they going to the moon dad: same reason we go to your brother in Australia- some people like going very far away to a place where you die if you go outside

The #Artemis II astronauts are now falling toward the Moon more than they’re climbing away from the Earth! (Don’t worry, they are planning to miss)

As I’ve said a million times, I’m not particularly against smart uses of AI This is the stupidest use I’ve seen yet though

“Copy Moon joy” #Artemis

An opposition party would not be on vacation right now. They would have coordinated message to the public about the fact that a President in cognitive decline is threatening more war crimes. They would be BLASTING the message on all available platforms.

we’re feeding our neighbors’ cat this week

On press today www.etsy.com/listing/9524...

in all earnestness you have a "make a stranger feel good" button on every tweet you read and hitting it a lot, in my experience, papers over a lot of the problems of interpretation that are otherwise inherent to text communication online

For those, like me, who were baffled as to what exactly this view was of, continent-wise 😆 A whole other world view, literally.

There's still space for a few more uni students for Bruce Large and my SANS ICS310 community version at BSides Melbourne. Learn about OT cybersecurity! Free from us, only the conference $30 entry fee. events.humanitix.com/bsides-m...

PinkNews platforming Streeting after firing their few remaining journalists so he can lie about his assault on trans rights and gaslight the public about Labour’s war on trans kids and dismantling their healthcare is the end of the site. I’ve been interviewed by them, they’ve used my work. No more.

If you see this, post a pic from your device with no explanation

Home safe after a wonderful CypherCon trip with some coworkers; it was so nice to see some old friends and make some new ones. Get some rest folks; there's a lot going on. Take care of yourselves. #MakeKindnessNormal

how diffie hellman key exchange works (with as little math as possible)

In 1993, "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine" made a Black man the star of a major sci-fi franchise and his character was like the Platonic ideal of a loving father, a great cook, a man who uplifted others, who was kind and tolerant but MILITANTLY so, and who also had flaws like any other human. Hail Sisko

THE AURORA FROM SPACE

Wishing you a wonderful weekend 🤍

Red Lobster went bankrupt because of private equity, not shrimp.

This is so, so well-articulated.

True story: James Madison’s final public act was to warn the 1829 Virginia convention that if they allowed white men who didn’t own property to vote, that they’d all vote to tax rich slaveholders until they were forced to free the people they enslaved. Just in case you thought any of this was new.

IT'S HAPPENING GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY https://mrshu.github.io/github-statuses/ #github

This is insane: TeleGuard, a 'secure' chat app downloaded more than a million times, uploads users' private keys, meaning the company can decrypt messages. And anyone can get anyone else's private key by just sending the user ID to the API. Possibly worst ever www.404media.co/a-secure-cha...

It is 10:30pm Central Time and I'm glad you're alive. I love you so much. #MakeKindnessNormal

It is also electrostatic and clings to you. It's a significant environmental challenge when designing suits to keep you alive in the unforgiving environment of the Moon.

CREATION Happy April Fool's Day! xkcd.com/3227/

I had a very nice time on the @1password.bsky.social podcast, and the episode is out now... youtu.be/wd74Pnwd-50?... ...we discuss some outrageous stories, but in spite of the fact that today is April 1st, I assure you they're all true! 👍😁👍 Thanks for having me on!

April fools only works when reality isn't this stupid.

The odometer rolled over a funny number on the way to CypherCon this year. I'll be around the con/area until Friday but I left the octopus hat at home so look for the beard instead when you come to say hi and get an optional hug.

Youths, may I recommend you look up how the subprime mortgage crisis happened? Just, you know, for science

Happy Worst Day to Be Autistic on the Internet Day! 🥳

Quality researcher available:

Star Trek figured this out thirty years ago. It's not hard. Even an old, drunk Klingon got it.

Hospital Decides Cancer-Sniffing Leopard More Trouble Than It’s Worth https://theonion.com/hospital-decides-cancer-sniffing-leopard-more-trouble-than-its-worth/

DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN 🏳️‍⚧️ #art #tdov #transart

Happy trans day of visibility, here is a wrasse design I made awhile ago because all wrasses change sexes as they age.

not ‘shopped. not cropped. not stock. straight from the phone of stormwater inspector Lindsay Schiel snapped yesterday at a basin in Hudson.

The Supreme Court did not strike down conversion therapy bans today. Not nationwide. Not in Colorado. Not anywhere. Here's what actually happened in Chiles v. Salazar—and why the coverage you're seeing serves the conservative legal movement more than it serves you.

im celebrating a secret holiday called the trans day of invisibility. im in ur cluster right now and u can't see me