git blame but for serotonin

Do I have at least 6 hackers that like the UK game show OnlyConnect? ... that might want to playtest a Hacker-focused round I wrote?

Your #DFIU category today is OG HACKER SHIRTS This Ron Rivest 1987 cipher, illegal to export from the US (mathematical munitions), fit on 3 lines of Perl and adorned t-shirts as a form of civil disobedience before becoming the WEP protocol's greatest weakness

Remember: Every time you get a #HackerJeopardy networking question wrong, somewhere in the world, a router spontaneously reboots itself out of spite. #DFIU

Nobody: Me now that it’s almost football season:

What’s in the box? Wrong answers only.

Once again putting a call out for anyone who may know what happened to this guy. Bet he has a great story, and @lintile.lol and I want to unironically do something awesome for him. Please let us know if you have any leads. youtu.be/SXmv8quf_xM?...

Just @lintile.lol and @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org waiting for me to give them something. Not sure if i ever figured it out.

Hackers solve problems. I believe in our community. #DFIU

If you’re 1337 enough to be on BlueSky, you’re 1337 enough to find two of your fucking friends and sign up to play Hacker Jeopardy at @defcon.bsky.social do it for the memes do it for the free beer do it to be roasted by me (lovingly) hackerjeopardy.com n00bs welcomed. #DFIU

The real pleasure was just getting to be in the same video chat with the actual @sherrod.bsky.social🫶

Hey everyone, I’m emceeing the @eff.org benefit poker tournament at Planet Hollywood. Shenanigans for a cause… #DFIU www.eff.org/event/bettin...

JOIN THE DFIU CLUE CREW Present a clue live on stage at Hacker Jeopardy at @defcon.bsky.social #defcon33 Open audition: forms.gle/M4igbJ9pW9mr... Deadline is 14 July 2025

@lintile.lol dontbesuspicious.wav

Something new is brewing at #BSides312 👀 Lintile is bringing his epic games to the pub area—don’t miss it! 🎮🍻 🎟️ Get tickets: bsides312.org Bonus: CyberCX is giving some away at Burbsec East tomorrow! #BSides #Thotcon

when exactly does Robert Langdon show up

Happy Birthday, TELNET #DFIU

Zuck: The Average American has three lights.

lintile.com/netgala 🧩 @thenetgala.com

Genuinely excited for @thenetgala.com

well well well

So put me on a highway Show me a sign Take it to the limit One more time

The moving walkway is coming to an end. Please watch your step.

Immutable.

The mark of true character in leadership is acknowledging mistakes, taking clear decisive action to address them, and execution of that action.

Looks like #HackerPassword is coming to @cyphercon.bsky.social, hosted by yours truly! You won’t want to miss it!

Some of y'all haven't leaned back in your chairs and listened to the Moonlight Sonata nearly enough, and it shows.

Hi. Maybe today, check in on your friends you haven’t heard from in a while. ❤️

So I’m Carfcar you can thank @lintile.lol for that shit

Wait until they find out that English is named after another country

Dear person who has the WiFi network “Kobayashi Maru”, I think we are probably friends that just haven’t met yet. <3, @lintile.lol

It’s morbidly entertaining watching people learn how representative democracy works in real time after not paying attention in school.

Lords of Kobol, hear my prayer. Bring on the Cylons.

When you don’t know where to go, go where you’re needed.

The eye twitch when you don’t remember opening calc.exe, but you also have a keyboard with a calc.exe button, and you are trying to decide whether or not to DBAN

Press 2 for more options.

I have meow been married to @drg.phd for the equivalent of 73,642 viewings of the move Super Troopers.

What I see when people talk about self-nominated infosec awards

I don’t use SQL.

I miss @lintile.lol

I’m no @rogueclown.bsky.social, but I do slay at SNES Jeopardy!

That’s NumberWang!

The story you are about to hear is a fib… but it’s short. #MathNet #SquareOne

*taps mic* If you don’t tell me you’re emailing me… You’re not really emailing me.