Let's be clear: Larry Summers is apologizing for getting caught, not for r@ping girls.

They're right. That name might be confusing or offensive to others. Maybe "World Shitter Day"?

good morning specifically to Claire Sharpe www.bbc.com/news/article...

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"They thought they were going to be models and actresses. Epstain kept locked them on an island and let guys like Drumpf r@pe them. They were kids." "They were old enough. No way they'd fall for that." "Uh huh. You bought NFTs and invested your life savings in AI."

I say it over and over again: when you have that much money, you want to live where you want to live and you are simply not going to relocate because of marginal tax rates Alan Dershowitz will never leave Martha’s Vineyard and they won’t even sell him a pierogi

a “Space Force”, if you will

What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck? It's the Pope in 1982.

My radical view is that the story about the president being implicated in a notorious paedophile ring should be covered as an important story *in its own right*, and then secondarily any political consequences can be covered later

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It amazes me that in just a few years, the GOP and lack of education funding has dumbed down America to the point that somthing that thinks glue can be used as a pizza topping is considered smarter than humans. Mission accomplished!

I used to work in the music industry, so my answer is "pretty much all of them".

I’m Jewish. I lived in New York for a decade. I am very, very concerned about antisemitism. I have no doubt that Zohran Mamdani would fight to protect my life and my rights. I have no doubt the ADL has entirely failed to protect me and my family from fascists. I know where my allegiance lies.

Reminder that this is a winning position, and people support it

Whelp. I was considering reactivating my Paramount+ membership for Strange New World but it looks like Paramount has chosen fascism.

JUST now realizing that pretty much nobody in the '80s actually knew what "tubular" meant....

Hey friends, got a question for you. What do you think are the *most fun* horror movies out there? They don't have to be good. Or heck, even scary. Just looking for fun Haloween movies to watch while waiting for kids to come to the door.

So I've got this idea for a new Tour de France mountain stage....

Today's winner of the "Please STFU" Award is Kat Abughazaleh. She was right to hang up! Don't talk about the facts of your federal indictment on a podcast! Or anywhere except your lawyer's office! Sincerely, Every Lawyer, Literally All Of Us, Heed Our Counsel And Shut The Fuck Up

Counterproposal: The Bears should buy the parking meter lease and give it back to the City.

Hey Claude, I know you're, literally, connected to every news source I can imagine in real-time, but boy do I have some news for you....

As SNAP benefits are set to expire, I just want to remind you all that if you're in the store and you see someone shoplifting, especially if it's valuable items like diapers or baby formula, no you fucking didn't.

If that smell test is, "does this dood really have a Nazi tattoo?" then, yes, I totally smell what you're stepping in.

Seemed topical:

Dearest Microsoft and Azure. I know I left you. I know it felt so sudden that I only gave you two weeks notice. But we're going to see each other every day. Just now you don't have to apologize and tell everyone "it's complicated." You don't need to shutdown. It's going to be okay.

After getting fired from ungrateful AWS after outage where my job was to vibecode all the DNS entries to IPv6, happy to announce it's my 1st day at Azure Azure recognizes the value of vibecoding IPv6 DNS and I just force pushed my first 1m entries Now off to grab some coffee

If you're on the NWside, there's a whistle packing party over at Illuminated Brew Works tonight.

Wait... some people out there think Caesar's Legion were the "good guys in a bad world"?! The Legion characters are all idiots who believe murder and slavery are the keys to rebuilding society while their leader is a fraud suffering from congnitive degeneration. Oh wait.

"But shareholders walked away with heathly returns and who lives in Oklahoma anyway?"

I cannot come up with a better term than “batshit insanity” and I have been a psychology professor for 25 years.

Huh. Despite only using PayPal to buy video games and the occasional bike team reimbursement, they've decided to restrict my account due to "suspicious transactions". And now I'm reminded how insanely easy it is to remove these things from my life.

LinkedIn: I'm happy to announce I'll be joining the team and do great things. BSKY: Oh the delights we will have.

Can anyone tell me why TactiPorn dood in the middle of the clip needs a silenced weapon? I mean, it's got all the things including laser sight, cheek pad, and holodot (and yes, *I* know those things don't all belong on the same weapon).. Seriously?

Why do I suddenly want to buy a Jeep? youtu.be/wOyfMeqtFPk?...

Okay. So let's say I actually believe that. "Graham didn't know he got a Nazi tattoo." Does Maine want a Senator so stupid that he didn't realize he got a Nazi tattoo? Just, you know, a thought.

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answered only.

Discovered a new superpower last week: whenever I find a nice quiet space in an airport, someone will sit right next to me and proceed to eat, open-mouthed and lip-smacking the whole time.

One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.

This is just... the epitome of sad. I have a better setup in my basement workout area. Oh. Wait. I get it. I also had a dood in my fraternity who would rip beer farts so bad we had to go outside.

Shot (literally) / Chaser

Maybe I'm just that jaded, but it really felt like Israel only agreed to the ceasefire long enough to get their people back. Frankly, peace was never Netanyahu's goal, genocide is.

Helicopter view of Chicago #NoKings in Grant Park via @cbschicago.bsky.social

On Fox? Uh, that's a big, "fuck no," from me.

The thing about Santos is that he's an idiot. He's going to do the same stupid crimes and end right back up in prison. And if he did truly learn his lesson and gets his shit together, then he's reformed and shouldn't be in prison. But we're gonna see him again.

it is my pleasure to report they are indeed mad as fuck on the other site over being blocked and ignored. keep up the excellent work everyone

So I watched Grave of the Fireflies....

tfw your 1,000-word tweets aren't working

They weren't kidding when they said Portland is on fire!

"Why are you dressed up like a die?" I thought you said you were into rollplay

'When authoritarians seize power, it is crucial to recognize courageous defenders of freedom who rise and resist,' the Norwegian Nobel Committee said as it announced Maria Corina Machado as the winner of the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize