I AM SO HERE FOR THIS

How can you not be romantic about baseball

Just in case you were wondering, two of the five board members were sobbing during the @bsides312.org keynote.

📢 Quick correction: doors open 8:00 AM Saturday. Opening ceremony at 9:00. Talks at 9:30. Patch badges won't wait. Thursday: BurbSec North (Wheeling) or South (Hickory Hills) → burbsec.com Friday: Rooftop happy hour sponsored by Scanner → luma.com/3hlu6uw1 Saturday: BSides312 2026. bsides312.org

We at #BSides312 thank #SpecterOps for being a Gold level sponsor. We encourage you to check them out at specterops.io and visit their table at our even on May 16. Tickets are still available at bsides312.org #BSides

I wish I could go back in time and experience what it was like to know the Beach Boys from Surfin' USA and Help Me, Rhonda and then hear God Only Knows for the first time

If you are in your late thirties to mid-forties right now, there is a good chance that you have spent most of your life in a cycle of making some sort of home on the internet only to have it crumble beneath you like chalk and having to start over.

We at #BSides312 thank our Gold Sponsor Scanner! Thank you for your support of our conference. Visit them at scanner.dev and check them out on May 16 at our event. Tickets are still available at bsides312.org #BSides

Clickers gonna click! @bsides312.org is coming up THIS SATURDAY, hope to see you there!

Happy Mother's Day to anyone who was ever mothered someone.

Hell yes, @lintile.lol!!!! Come see him at @bsides312.org!

How many people in infosec are doing senior-level work with a mid-level title and mid-level pay? Admford would like to have a word. You did the work. Now come get the title. May 16th. Chicago. → bsides312.org

We at #BSides312 thank #StellarCyber for being a Gold Sponsor of our conference. Check them out at stellarcyber.ai and their booth at our event on May 16. Tickets are still available at bsides312.org #BSides

“Aww, look at those low rates!”

Dang, this series has got to be so horrifically dispiriting for the reds. #cubs

You know the rules.

Tapping hearts while scrolling the #cubs skyline the morning after yet another WILD game

I don’t understand HOW this is happening but I’m not asking questions. #cubs

MLBtv is shitting the bed for me tonight, anyone else? #cubs

FREE BASEBALL!

Cubs!!

We here at #BSides312 appreciate #Vorlon for being a Gold sponsor You can check them out at vorlon.io or come and see them on May 16th at our event. Tickets are still available at bsides312.org #BSides

Your last pen test was outdated before the report was even delivered. At BSides312, Paul Petefish is calling it like it is with "Penetration Testing Is Busted" and introducing the Continuous Penetration Testing Methodology (CPTM). May 16th. Chicago. bsides312.org

NEXT WEEK IS ALMOST HEEEERE! Check out the schedule for @bsides312.org and come hang out in Chicagoland. Me, @lintile.lol, @seemsgood.lol, @cillic.bsky.social, @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net in the same building. The perfect storm of batshit, she is brewing.

Few things delight me like a lil Luda on my commute to work youtu.be/tw429JGL5zo?...

The good news is that I can play him TouchTunes songs at either place. Though, the brewery maybe gets a slight edge here since TouchTunes doesn’t seem to be as popular there.

Uh oh, with all the Gary Bears/Gare Bears discussion over the last few months, is this an omen the Bears will leave Illinois?

Today in 1930, the Merchandise Mart opened and became the world's largest building. It was originally built to centralize the wholesale operations of Marshall Field & Co. It was so large, it had its own zip code.

We definitely cannot pull @bsides312.org off without our generous sponsors!

Tried to catch the rainbow and lightning photobombed my iPhone shot. #WXsky #ILwx

Goddamn, these cubs are a ton of fun to watch

Alright, cubs!

DOUBLE RAINBOW!!

We at #BSides312 want to thank Gold level sponsor #CardinalOps for their support. Check them out at cardinalops.com and we will see you on May16. Tickets still are available at bsides312.org #Bsides

I ❤️ Chicago and Malört

Italian Beefs will tear us apart. Happy National Italian beef month Chicago.

The scariest thing in your AD isn't what you can see, it's the permissions you thought you removed. Kyprianos & Nikos are uncovering how misconfigs, recycled accounts, and residual ownership create hidden escalation paths. Find and remediate them before attackers do. 5/16/26 Chicago bsides312.org

A single malicious link can turn your AI agent into your biggest insider threat. At BSides312, Martin Voelk is live-demoing how AI agents get weaponized through prompt injection and link unfurling to silently exfiltrate data. No user interaction required. May 16th. Chicago. bsides312.org

We stopped naming our servers, then started naming our AI agents. See the problem? At BSides312 mcdwayne is digging into how AI agents are breaking the way we think about identity, authentication, and delegation. If your org is deploying agents, you need to be here. May 16th. Chicago bsides312.org

Mustört

Looks like @seemsgood.lol isn’t the only one that needs time and stomach space for a sandwich before his flight

Yesssss

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We are THIS THURSDAY!!! Join us with our sponsor ONYX SECURITY for free beers, food, and 50+ cybersecurity enthusiasts like yourself!! www.meetup.com/burbsec/even...

It's today, today!

Ten!!

What if C2 traffic could hide inside a valid TLS handshake? At BSides312, John Mathot is breaking down how data can be embedded inside TLS 1.3 signatures, completely invisible and indistinguishable from normal traffic. You'll never look at TLS the same way again. May 16th. Chicago. bsides312.org

Reminder: the answer to Life, The Universe and Everything is 42, not AI.

I'm so glad short shorts on men is making a comeback. Release the thighs boys!!!!