I feel seen

Celebrate accordingly

Y'all can critique @govpritzker.illinois.gov's actions and policies--gods know I do--but we need a fuck-ton more of our political leaders saying things like this in public.

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney

For my FNM brethren

if you need another reason to boycott Target

Made chili with @seemsgood.lol’s recipe, it’s so good.

I ❤️ Chicago

I ❤️ Chicago Alt. text: photo of Chicago’s infamous Weiner Circle, transformed into Black Castle for Halloween.

Love to live in a city with such a vibrant security community!

Oh god, I think I hear someone at the other end of the bar talking about SOC reports, there is NO escape!

There’s gonna be candy (probably)! There’s gonna be a costume contest (maybe)!There’s gonna be networking (absolutely)! There’s gonna be a sponsor (definitely)! There’s gonna be cool security folks (depends on your definition of cool)!

Lesley is absolutely one of our industry’s best and this is such an important reminder for everyone but especially cities like Chicago where our neighbors are being hunted down and taken by Nazi fucks with no regard to our laws, let alone human decency.

If I’ve accomplished nothing else in life, I have successfully taught coworkers to use scheduled send on slack so that messages don’t hit outside of local working hours.

What you would say: "Take a look at this painting." What Prince would have said: "Dig if you will a picture."

All I want is to live in a country where this story isn’t the 80th most alarming news story of the day

IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN!!! This Thursday is our annual HALLOWEEN MEETUP with this year’s sponsor: Picus Security!!! Come prepared for free beer, pizza and CANDY!! Will there be a COSTUME CONTEST? Who knows?! Bring your best costume to FIND OUT!!!

they should invent a sunday that isn’t scary

Boy howdy, got a preview of the coming attractions at @niseilounge.bsky.social and I am pretty goddamn pumped about it.

Same. Also pleased that I understood most of what he’s saying despite my French being suuuuuuper rusty.

Everybody needs 3 friends: - one to send you new music - one to nod and order margaritas and not ask questions while you vent - and one to text you every time even the most minor celebrity dies

@j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net who will answer for these crimes?!

I am just a woman standing in front of the skyline BEGGING people to stop using WhatsApp and hellacious group sms threads.

and just because someone finally got their decades-old nazi tattoo covered up today doesn’t mean they’re good to go and we should immediately give them a leadership role, our unequivocal trust, and a pony. it’s only the first step on a long journey towards building trust.

I just really wish there were fewer Nazis everywhere

So, how did everyone’s DR test go today?

I rarely kiss my friends but I sure do tell them that I love them and I highly suggest you do too. Even if they don’t say it back to me (most do), tomorrow isn’t promised and I don’t want anyone to be unclear in how I feel about them. Not sorry about getting earnest on main.

Big Dumper be dumpin’!

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only

The Ramos Gin Fizz moms are understandably still very upset about egg prices

this rocks. when indiana edu killed the student newspaper, Purdue stepped up, printed the forbidden issue, drove it to Bloomington and stocked the boxes.

I ❤️Chicago

I have loved ones in Central IL so I’m pretty sure I’ve driven past here a handful of times when trying out new routes but my immediate reaction was cheesus help those people if that eruption of beans smells anything like the beans when they’re growing 🫢

Made some donations across a few places. Please consider pitching in if you’re able. There are a ton people that need help right now.

This 👇 Still waiting for @govpritzker.illinois.gov to speak up about what ISP is doing at Broadview this morning. So much good will in speaking out against this administration is just being squandered.

You know what else is weird? The Illinois State Police attacking protesters and @govpritzker.illinois.gov completely ignoring it.

It is time to look at another great talk from the 2025 BSides312 event. In this one, Olivia Gallucci talks about unlocking MacOS internals. They explain it form a standpoint of breaking down Apple's open source ecosystem. #BSides #BSides312 #MacOS www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKJ2...

Donate. Please, please support the @EFF! Our collective privacy has never been more important or more at risk.

A little something wavy from @larjguy.bsky.social

I never want to hear anyone say these asshats aren't nazis ever again. Look at this fucker. www.reddit.com/r/chicago/co...

The Mariners had already earned a place in my heart with hotdogs from heaven and the running of the salmon (plus I was in WONDERFUL company for the games I attended this summer) but Big Dumper’s gleeful lil trot here is just fuckin’ delightful.

🎃 October 11 🎃 Cute little boo

Neutral baseball fans watching this game: Wow, this game is incredible! Some great baseball! Invested fans: I wanna die

Pierzynski’s face still annoys me.

Butter is just potato spice