YouTubeTV could never take The Ivy League from you.

Ate too much cheese, a Sam Craven story

EVERYONE GET ON ANDREA’S DICK

. @hiphippie.bsky.social is posting.

So I recently found my childhood collection of sports cards, and I’ve slowly been putting them into actual binders and stuff and MAN is finding a box with 800 mid 90s NBA cards a true treasure trove of hilarious guy remembering

The WPA is my roman empire

😘

Celebrating Sandwich Guy Liberation Day with home-smoked turkey on brioche

shout out bread

Hog posting still has a chance if Mike Pence has the courage.

Last night, we discovered there's a trapdoor to the underside of the house. ... We discovered this approximately twenty minutes after Mittens did.

Guys Will See This and Just Think "Hell Yeah"

Election Day in Seattle

Reminder: You can find this recipe and other great information at HireSamCraven.com!

Getting better with the smoker.

War. War never changes …

the eternal struggle: The SMU student trying not to get caught doing drugs in the stands on camera

Been using it all season. It's just the best.

Kickoffs are coming up within the hour... What are your alternatives to dealing with these two unlikeable, extremely rich companies fighting each other for money at your expense?

7pm Halloween update: 0 trick or treaters 3 pieces of candy consumed by people who live here

Sorry kids, your candy has been laid off and replaced with AI.

lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight

ladies and gentlemen...we got him

I am proud to be a knobhead

Love it when people say “full stop” and then keep going.

We wanted to understand what a Zohran Mamdani administration would mean for New York. So we talked to a Kentucky woman who once tied for 5th place in a swim race with a transgender woman and got really mad that she didn't get to hold the trophy.

Zohran Mamdani caught lying that he understood Plato’s allegory of the cave, yet when asked to explain it, he seemed to instead explain Baudrillard’s theory of Simulacra and Simulation where reality has been replaced by symbols and signs, which seems similar to Plato’s theory but is not the same

Oh no, a YouTube channel I liked turned into ASMR shit.

I've [finally] updated the list of podcast recommendations on my blog! blog.seemsgood.com/posts/podcas...

I have accidentally discovered that the combination of a library due date and a queue waiting behind me really pushes me to read. I've already finished two books this week. (Careless People and Project Hail Mary)

everybody just posting screenshots and quotes, no links and no attribution begging all of you to have a crumb of information hygiene

Frantically refreshing the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Patreon feed for another hour of clowning on Brian Kelly

God Emperor of D̶u̶n̶e̶ FCS

8-0, top of the conference, #15 Mizzou, SCAR, and #22 texsa left to play Stay away!

Just put chicken leg quarters on the smoker and I'm more excited for leftovers than I am for dinner

College football is solving the male loneliness epidemic with Shirtless Dude Sections.

can someone explain to me why toronto is even allowed to play in the world series? since when is canada in the world

if you want me to extend grace to a schlubby white millennial man with questionable tattoos and a history of incoherent social media posts he better be slugging 40 homers in the bigs every year that's all i have to say

starting a petition for Maine Senate candidates to keep their shirts on

“Let’s go, girls” and “hell yeah, brother” are both gender neutral statements

You know what CBSSN is talking about during their halftime show? The game that just happened and other Conference USA stuff. It’s nice to not a halftime show immediately start talking about the playoff.

I have blocked the discourse in my timeline That you should probably have saved for X Forgive me the vibes were so rancid

In the 90s, "bad" meant good. In the 20s, "mid" means bad.

That's awesome dude, I love the internet and being old.

some plays should be allowed because they’re funny