Jesus fuck this conference is poorly organized. Where do I check in for volunteers? Idk just look for the person with pink shoes. IM WEARING PINK SHOES

Received some interesting feedback on a conference I'd mentioned: This conference has too much AI. Just going by talk titles, the conference is 29% talks about AI. (Clicking in to abstracts shows the real number is much much higher)

Hell yeah fuck yeah youtu.be/UAPVcsDOU9U?...

Post old memes to confuse young people

Checking out the new @blueteamcon.com venue

NEW MUNA RECORD SHOW IN PORTLAND HEADLINING BLOCK PARTY MOST SHOWS ALREADY SOLD OUT

People not understanding brackets is an intended function of brackets.

This is Walker going undercover as a Mexican

good morning i blogged about those "fuck the mormons" chants that keep happening at BYU sporting events, and what the big 12 could actually do to prevent them from happening www.extrapointsmb.com/p/lets-talk-...

I cooked a burger at McDonalds by ordering a filet-o-fish requested that they remove the bread and add extra ketchup. It now counts as art because I put my own creative thought into it, and if you disagree you're just gatekeeping because you are jealous

A thing about watching the Olympics I really like is how no one ever tells me to bet on anything

Is Blofield just Epstein?

@hiphippie.bsky.social: Check out this cool playlist! Spotify: Here's four ads in a row.

Anyone wanna join a group chat where we don't talk about anything, just post pics of the places where we're drinking Millers? @r0wdy.sk33t.expert @lintile.lol @soitwent.bsky.social

ICYMI, Lewis and Clark College rebranded from the Pioneers to the incredibly cute River Otters

Pro tip: Frying your fish in lard or beef tallow is a great way to enjoy a seasonal lent tradition while still letting the pope know you think he sucks

everything continues to get worse at an alarming rate

You shouldn’t wear hats indoors, this is my oldest old man opinion

Hemingway was once bet that he couldn’t write the world’s happiest short story in just 5 words. He replied,

Even this is a massive understatement of the actual costs, since all of those things require advance planning, paperwork, and (in some cases) scheduling document retrievals (often only possible during work hours). The cost doesn't have to be high in dollars to be a prohibitive tax on voters.

Home Home again I like to be here when I can

Guy who on the debate stage who says “please shut the fuck up for ten goddamn seconds buddy” will take a rocketship to The White House.

Doggos belong on beds... Or so Copper assures me, anyway....

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

Boarded a train without showing ID AMA

I get that people need to make money, etc but I really miss the Goofy Little Niche Blog That Nobody Expects to Make Money, lost to social media and the influencer culture

2-10: I have already read half as many books this year as I read all of last year

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

They're calling it "Teen by default" because being a MILF requires verification

Much worse than the thing which [on appeal] didn't even result in a fine.

Recently wife and I stunlocked a guy who works in the bleeding edge of AI (San Francisco) and asked him if, instead of putting AGI in a brain implant, he can just start with a consumer printer that works reliably. Genuinely he did not know what to say.

no eres mis casa bonita no eres mis esposa bonita

SAM LEFT HIS LAPTOP UNLOCKED HELLOOO BSKY

I don’t mind the Super Bowl, but I do think it’s funny that streaming it requires the tireless effort of people who call it “hand egg”

This has been Andrea all day.

tfw you leave Plato’s cave awfulannouncing.com/nfl/pat-mcaf...

MFW I see the olympic ski venue

This photo is funnier than it has any business being people.com/hairdresser-...

You should be required to house one beer during a curling time out

do baristas dream of rainbow moka pots

Always amused to see an adult content warning on screencaps of a cartoon that aired on American broadcast TV at 7:30 ET.

somebody’s sweet plums are crowding my icebox somebody’s cold plums are giving me chills

Ummmmm yeah sure I guess? ITS FEBRUARY

Reading a library book at the dive bar