Iran can have “The Bomb” only if they use it to obliterate the 635/75 merge near Coit

Mama, I’m home.

Butlerian Jihad in effect in Wrigleyville

You might be shocked to learn that @niseilounge.bsky.social gets name dropped several times in this book. (Also the book was good you should go buy it from your favorite local book store)

Stan account #0001 here. Be sure to sign up soon to get an early ID number!

If you want to attend a sporting event to watch the game, there's nothing like basketball but if you want to attend a sporting event and not watch the game, baseball is basically the GOAT sport

You’ll never guess what this is a reply to

The meeting point of enshittification and genericization of trademarks is pretty funny. I use Kagi to google. I tweet on Bluesky. I use GIMP to photoshop things.

TIL: They made no Malört in the year of my birth. @soitwent.bsky.social says it’s because the gods were busy making me.

Hasbro hates when you love something and want to spend your money on it

OH: I don’t know what HD is but my doctor says I have eighty of ‘em.

What’s next? With @akacki.net at @bsides312.org

RIP to my favorite dive bar beer, a true legend, the beer that made Milwaukee famous. This is a genuine bummer. www.jsonline.com/story/money/...

in a way, isn’t causing men to crash out before she’s even done anything just proof that Lupita is perfect for Helen of Troy

"Welcome to Texas, we almost found the Higgs Boson here"

this truly is the thing that makes the united states exceptional, and right wingers hate it so much they want to destroy it

[strokes sadly to the east, strokes sadly to the west] soultracks.com/clarence-car...

There is a real possibility that I will ride in as many as 4 trains, 1 plane, and 5+ automobiles tomorrow.

I’ve long been a fan of the ol’ Irish Day Spa. A quiet drink or three in the afternoon with a friend, or a clutch of ‘em, is the best kind of drinking. It’s all the sweeter because everyone else is at work. Cheers, Wayne! thelongbar.substack.com/p/a-field-gu...

This is three pictures of Bene Gesserit women.

Today’s Apple crossword, 7 letters

So have we just completely given up on the idea of requiring opt-in for mailing lists?

One of my favorite things about this time of year — mascot reveals at graduation.

Roses are red Bus lanes are too Now, so is Denny Way West of 2nd Avenue Thank you @seattledot.bsky.social for this Mother's Day gift!

A single instance of a podcast is called an episode. It is not called a pod.

Oh no I'm about to lose all my friends to a video game.

WAKE UP SAD PEOPLE, PHOEBE BRIDGERS IS BACK

oh shit

Well, I need a window seat because this flower is wiltin'

It's what the people want. The podcast vs the regurgitation Also, most of the comments on the original are complaining about the source.

All comprehension is temporary.

The Pike Place PDA will be piloting a "sip and stroll" program this summer, letting select businesses sell alcoholic beverages that can be carried around Pike Place during the Market's pedestrianized hours and special events.

"Hell yea brother, cheers from <location>" is gender-neutral.

Once again, Google Infobox has reminded me that Doug Demuro is eight days younger than me and that information is incredibly rude.

One eight hundred Four four one Twenty-four hundred

Yesterday? Yesterday you said you’d call Sears.

This is how every other country imagines life in America

I have never in my life overanlyzed things.

FWP: The two bars in the neighborhood that serve food both started doing discount burger day but it's the same day (today)

Every time I switch workspaces on my gaming machine, I get a popup from Slack that my OS will soon be unsupported. I switch workspaces A LOT.

Bourdain biopic trailer is up. Per the estate, it covers ONLY the summer in Provincetown. www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1MV...

Admittedly, it's been years but The last time I went to an event put on by that TO, I showed up early and they said they didn't accept signups until the posted start time and they didn't start until 30 minutes later.

A DRIVER CAN NEVER BE HELD RESPONSIBLE THEREFORE A DRIVER MUST NEVER MAKE AN URBAN PLANNING DECISION