Y'all I'm gonna be honest, I don't know what a passkey is and I don't like that everything now wants me to have one. Please don't explain it, I'm trying to know less about computers that aren't my job in 2026

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Funny Numbers xkcd.com/3184/

Was talking to a kid and she’d never heard of cooties. What a lucky generation. All those cooties shots worked.

Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”

No, I'm not sad I'm alone for Christmas. I just ate a dozen deviled eggs without having to share and I will do the same thing again tomorrow. God bless, stay away from my house (because I don't want guests, and also because I will be farting a lot due to the eggs)

absolutely bodied by Google photos wrapped. just "damn bitch you don't do anything but travel and eat, here's all the fancy food you shoveled into your fat hog mouth this year" cc fellow bougie big back @auggie.dev

Happy festivus! May all of your grievances be aired and feats of strength be shown.

I don't like boxing but today is a great day to be a fan of assholes getting their shit rocked on live TV

the epstein files as rick owens fall/winter 2024

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

Kubernetes v1.35: Timbernetes (The World Tree Release)-

I took some very high resolution close up photos of my face in harsh lighting after that Vanity Fair article dropped and I gotta say, feeling GREAT about the quality of my skin and the work I've had done. Wear sunscreen, get a good injector, and don't be a white supremacist, kids.

Had a great time chatting with @kat.lol on @coffeeandopensource.com today about all kinds of #tech topics. Video is live on YouTube and podcast is available wherever you find them. Take a look/listen and thanks! https://www.coffeeandopensource.com/guest/kat-cosgrove-2.html

Found out the local branch of Arsenal fans is the Pike's Peak Gooners. I guess I like soccer now

This is ass. It sucks for authors and it's bad for young readers learning to interpret stories.

bitch

One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.

you’ve definitely heard of elf on the shelf but are you ready for

Antistatic straps are for cowards. If you are fearless and pure of heart the electricity can tell and it will leave you and your PC unharmed

hey @steelseries.com do you happen to have a rival 700 laying around in a forgotten corner of your office? i just moved back to the US and the suitcase containing my favorite mouse (and my other peripherals) was stolen. i'd just buy it but y'all seem to have discontinued it?

Just went to Micro Center for the first time. I miss Fry's, that was the superior computer parts and niche electronics shopping experience

attention: it is matthew " @matty.wtf " stratton's birthday. i know this because my gcal reminder has been haunted for the last week and has sent me a reminder every single day, sometimes multiple times a day.

Shoutout to the metal community of Denver. I'm at Decibel Metal & Beer Fest and it does not smell like ball sweat and eggs in here

if you're not on tiktok you're seriously missing out on the saga of the guy spraying dog medicine on his hands to make them tougher. it's day 765 and he can levitate aluminum foil

no one has ever gotten the spirit of our country as right as paul verhoeven making robocop

stop trying to show me my year in review. what i did the past year is none of my business.

Happy Toyotathon and a merry Lexus December to Remember Sales Event to those who celebrate

Late entry for best vulnerability name of the year, and I don't see it being beat. Banger job to whoever named this one, I actually guffawed

I learned last night that doing this is largely a regional Southern thing (genuinely shocked, thought everyone made snow cream) and have been informed that eating snow is perhaps gross (valid tbh) It's delicious though

It's supposed to snow tonight and I went to the grocery store exclusively to get stuff to make snow cream tomorrow. Let's GO

@microsoft.com stop teasing me with merch and just rerelease the zune already

I am at a (moderately) fancy restaurant in Sydney and they are playing Windowlicker by Aphex Twin so all I can think of is that one video and the vibes are either immaculate or atrocious

Every other Devopsdays in the world has some seriously stiff competition. Only Wollongong has given me an opportunity to hang out with QUOKKAS

I can back this up. Domestic turkeys are only acting sweet and cuddly to get you to let your guard down so that they can commit more serious crimes (peck you directly in the eye/lip/nostril)

I'm on my way to Australia for my last conference of the year, but in the gap between Kubecon and now, I moved to Colorado Springs!

not sure why anyone is confused about this? Nancy's right, RBG should have retired!

when you call console.log() this is what happens

Saw a video of a girl crying watching Return of the King for the first time and now I'M crying

all my homies are

CHEVRON SEVEN LOCKED www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/s...

TIL Edmund Fitzgerald, namesake of the ship lost with all hands in a Lake Superior storm in November 1975, had a great uncle Edmond Fitzgerald who also had a ship named after him, the Edmond Fitzgerald, which was lost with all hands in a Lake Erie storm in November 1883

If you don't like getting phone calls, I cannot recommend the process of buying a new car in 2025. Every time I take more than 10 minutes to respond to an email, this dealership calls me. Brother it is SEVEN IN THE EVENING, I am in bed with no pants on drinking wine and watching Netflix

even more true today than it was 25 years ago

Guide to Telling Kat and Ian Apart: one of us: tall, wine one of us: short, edibles

standing in my kitchen with no pants on chugging non-alcoholic egg nog straight from the cartoon until my tummy hurts (i missed this)

why the FUCK are my washer and dryer connected to wifi

Hello, Colorado Springs