come to the @minimus.io booth if you're at kubecon and want to be really really off-putting any time you shake someone's hand

If you are the person at Kubecon giving away these stickers, please DM me, I need one desperately. Willing to trade several tiny hands

I could not possibly be more fucking tired of hearing the word "agentic" on keynote stages

Look out if you're at Kubecon, @lookitup.baby and I have a new way to cause (good) trouble

Ask the experts: Kubernetes Steering Committee at #KubeCon. Lots of good discussion about supporting contributors with @kat.lol @ritazh.bsky.social @soltysh.bsky.social.

Also, if you're a big weird nerd, you can watch nasstatus.faa.gov to get an idea of what exactly is going on at ATL

If you're one of the many people attempting to get to Kubecon and seeing severe delays at ATL, one thing you should care about is cancellation due to crew timeout. The airline might not tell you, but ask them how close the crew is to timing out and use that to decide whether to rebook.

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

RIP James Watson, co-discoverer of Rosalind Franklin's notes

Lol Hertz just emailed me a 15% off coupon

Pronouns movie night.

By the way, a really fun thing about getting added to a years-old private channel is the backscroll. :)

I am thrilled to announce that I've won a seat on the Kubernetes Steering Committee! Thank you so much to everyone who voted for me. I'm so excited to get to work for you all. <3 <3 <3

I'm ready to be so annoying at Kubecon

I know we said that to be cringe is to be free, but maybe not like this

Hello, Atlanta

Oh, Dick Cheney died? Well-- *sees Bluesky mod around corner* What's really important is championing the open protocol.

REST IN PISS, DICK

Hello, Porto

Kubernetes SIG Security is updating the OWASP Top 10 for Kubernetes, and we're seeking community input on it! What do you think should be included? Fill out our survey here!

What really makes IaC special is that it makes those bugs easily reproducible

Happy happy Halloween, Halloween, Halloween! Happy happy Halloween, Silver Shamrock!

I cannot imagine giving a single fuck if someone is abusing SNAP. If it's that easy, maybe you should be too. Paying for groceries when the government can allegedly be easily scammed into buying them for you? Skill issue

“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten

Tomorrow, Freddy Krueger actor Robert Englund finally gets his Hollywood Walk of Fame star. Today, @beedelores.bsky.social looks back at some of the most underrated characters in the Nightmare on Elm Street franchise:

There's something dystopian about the fact that my new apartment's rent portal includes a loyalty points program

btw, i know halloween is a couple days away, and i just want to say: if you see someone wearing an ICE costume, treat them like you would treat someone dressed as a nazi.

My Uncle Greg and Aunt Stephanie are not related to me at all. My cousin Sarah Jo is also not related to me. I call my best friend's mother "mom." I call my second cousins and cousins removed just "cousin." This is regular shit when you have a large family and aren't emotionally unavailable

TLDR; The PSF has made the decision to put our community and our shared diversity, equity, and inclusion values ahead of seeking $1.5M in new revenue. Please read and share. pyfound.blogspot.com/2025/10/NSF-... 🧵

Bill Maher has always had the energy of an /r/atheism moderator and I do mean that in the most annoying way possible

It's 2025 and I have tickets to see acid bath and eyehategod

If you want to have a say in the future of Kubernetes, voting ends for this year's Steering Committee election in two days! If you're an org member, you may be automatically eligible to vote. I'm running. :)

Some of you never cheated in grade school and it really shows. I know you're letting ChatGPT do your homework for you but at least go in and edit the result afterwards. You gotta be smart about it.

Hey y'all, if you're using AI to write (or help write) your abstracts, just FYI it's "cloud native" and "open source," no hyphens.

ngl i didn't notice there was an outage until i opened this app and saw the discourse about it

Every time some news breaks that makes Ian McKellen seem frail I have to remind myself that the Maiar cannot die

If you've never been to the Georgia Aquarium, I cannot overstate how cool it is.

I'm selling some shit on FB Marketplace and Gumtree and y'all, "what would be your best price?" is not a negotiating tactic. My best price is currently the price it is listed at. If you want to pay less than that, make an offer. Christ

I've owned two Mini Coopers and loved both. The first died tragically with just over 275k miles on it. Despite my well-documented love of hot hatchbacks, it was *not* my idea to give away a Mini at Kubecon. Come win it because I am not eligible (and then let me whip it around the parking lot)

wow, okay, unfollowing now. was a huge fan of his cereal. didn’t realize he was a really scary vampire

One, two, Freddy's coming for you

PLATFORM ENGINEERING IS AN IMPLEMENTATION OF DEVOPS PRACTICES AND PRINCIPLES, IT ISN'T A COMPETITION AND IF YOU THINK IT IS I QUESTION HOW MUCH YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT WHAT DEVOPS IS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

My favorite thing about moving is the Big Purge. I love getting rid of shit

> 93% on Rotten Tomatoes > a redditor in /r/horror calling it "the worst pile of shit i've ever seen" Let's find out for ourselves then

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

So that tragically short 29 year sentence ended up being life anyway news.sky.com/story/lostpr...

Dolly Parton is living proof that it’s possible to become successful and stay a good person who gives back and I love that so much

I go to or from the Edinburgh airport two to four times a month and you can't convince me the route isn't procedurally generated. I don't think I've ever had a driver take the same route twice.

my most radical take is that i think machines and computers got no soul so it’s ok to beat them into pieces with a hammer