Who will @riotfest.bsky.social beef with now that the John Stamos issue has been put to rest?

REALLY glad we finally stopped calling Cybersecurity Awareness Month "CSAM"

Traditional photo of @kat.lol flipping me off with a selfie

For those of you not on tiktok, there's a few trending audios going around using sea shanties to teach you how to operate various military vehicles. I'm pretty confident I could fly an F-16 at this point

Can’t believe it’s been three years since the last time @kat.lol and i did @riotfest.bsky.social … gonna be fun to hang this weekend!

Hey folks! I'm looking for a developer advocate with 𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝗱𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗱𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗹𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗿 𝗲𝗰𝗼𝘀𝘆𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗺, with a strong focus on 𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗿𝗴𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗮𝗻𝘂𝗳𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 sectors.

"I love your look queen. King. Alpha"

we have to let this robot take a shit in the data supply, its good for the economy

I'm in a bar, I'm drinking a la louisiane, I'm watching Monday night football, I'm eating hush puppies

Grima Wormtongue has told analysts that people without creepy dudes whispering in their ear may be at a "significant cognitive disadvantage" compared to those who do use the tech.

Hello Denver

girl good luck with that www.cnbc.com/2025/09/12/t...

If you find a USB stick on the ground, take it home and plug it into your computer

I think something that could unite us all is building a new SS Edmund Fitzgerald

I finally broke major news to someone via horrible brainrot emoji copypasta

settings > content & media > autoplay video & gifs = off

I love you, please don't accidentally fedpost, have fun

be very careful about what you post online

- you clean up that banksy? - sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked

OH: make metal slutty again cc. @kat.lol

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

rantch

just packed a large box of random obsolete cables. it's lived in three countries and three states but one time something i needed was in there, so it makes the cut once again

sauron is a lot of things but not even he fucks kids

hey uh, how do you pack and move assembled Lego sets this large

Whenever someone tries to tell you that media literacy is dead with the youth, show them this review where a fully grown adult misses the glaringly obvious point of one of the most popular works of fiction of all time

There is an especially photogenic bear on the bear cam right now

nini.cece

Not to fearmonger, but considering the state of reproductive rights in the US and Oura's new partnership with Palantir, I don't think anyone with a uterus should be using one. Or any other device that can track your period.

Where do people sell shit online these days? Facebook marketplace? I have a bunch of stuff to get rid of before I move

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

Extremely funny that one of the things Europeans love to (wrongly) rag on Americans for is our bread, and yet here's one yearning for a loaf of white bread (which they absolutely do have here, I know because I just walked out of a Tesco)

Folks someone appears to be having a pizza party at the Pentagon www.pizzint.watch

I have the destiel meme locked and loaded for when It actually happens

there is no question in my mind that rfk jr is the most dangerous person in this administration and that his eugenicist ideology threatens the lives of millions of people www.advocate.com/politics/dem...

Bring back corny sci-fi. I want 9 seasons of a human ending up in space with a rag-tag group of dysfunctional aliens and shitty practical effects. Each season needs to have a goofy comic relief episode. The human must have wild sexual tension with an alien who looks human but isn't

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Don’t want to sound like a conspiracy theorist but I don’t believe for a second that beavers built this out of vacuum cleaners

OH: "Gorgeous women like you guys" cc: @natali.rip

“But they came here illegally” ON GOD i don’t care

dude is mercury full of gatorade or whatever the astrology girlies say or something

🍽️❤️ Cannibalism as a metaphor for love… and what that means for open source. If you missed it during Black Hat, Kat Cosgrove dug into cannibalism in pop culture and and why passion can sometimes eat projects alive. @kat.lol 📺 Watch the talk here: hubs.la/Q03DTWL90

I've been having a rough week and this really cheered me up

Do I know any rich people in need of an ornamental hermit? Ideally somewhere mountainous but a sufficiently mossy forest will do.

This doesn't help with the furry allegations

Some personal news: I'm moving back to the US. This isn't sad for me, and I don't want to hear any weird judgy comments about it. See y'all in the next few months!

Yeah actually I work in cybersecurity now so I can call it work when I pander to furries online instead of just calling it being chronically online