Got Gundam Wing going in the background while I work today and man, Relena is not any less annoying when you're an adult with a fully developed frontal lobe. More annoying, even.

Saw someone on reddit ask what a re-run is, and then someone reply with "TV repost." Just call me the crypt keeper at this point

CABLE HOARD SAVES THE DAY ONCE AGAIN (RCA cable this time)

Thought I had him

If anyone was curious how this went, the answer was to remove the less secure tiny pieces and minifigs, then stuff the voids with packing paper and wrap each tier super tightly in a ton of plastic wrap + pack in a nest of paper. Everything survived with no glue.

I keep getting emails from an AI slop podcasting tool's partnerships team, who are somehow under the impression that I work for @quinnypig.com on Last Week in AWS. I have never been on Last Week in AWS. It's been a solid two years since I've been on Screaming in the Cloud. What should I do with this

Okay I looked it up. “honkey” is a bigoted slur against illiterate folks.

Thbbbbt

Important context for people who have never watched the Seahawks before: when they thank the 12s, they do not mean the cops. They mean the fans.

WET BIIIIIIRDS

I would rather eat a Boeing 747 than participate in this stupid Salesforce x Mr Beast moneygrab collab. Who the fuck is even the target audience for that? What is the venn diagram of people old and boring enough to care about Salesforce, but young and stupid enough to like Mr Beast?

superbowl ads for some reason

piss btw

I don't trust some of these crotches in the ski jump. Suspiciously long. Penisgate perhaps more widespread than reported

The Slack knocks in the Salesforce commercials during the Olympics are giving me anxiety. I am trying to RELAX

Bring back this kind of discourse

ON THE UNAUTHORIZED ESCAPE OF PREVIOUSLY CAPTIVITY-BOUND CANINES Baha Man et al

lately I've been doing this bit where whenever my dad doesn't answer the phone, I call one of his brothers and then tell my dad that THEY answer the phone for me. it's fun

Wow, a new Noah Kahan single is an entirely different experience when you don't have seasonal depression

today I saw a supra with a license frame plate that said "I SPEED BECAUSE I HAVE TO POOP" me too girl. except i drive an outback so it's not as cool

Darren Aronofsky is a pretentious dweeb and a traitor to the arts. I'm convinced that The Fountain was as incredible as it was by sheer accident.

Joint statement from Kubernetes Steering and Security Response Committees: In March 2026, Kubernetes will retire Ingress NGINX, a piece of critical infrastructure for about half of cloud native environments. This is an emergency. Please pay attention. kubernetes.io/blog/2026/01...

"Hey switching gears for a sec, do any of your autistic friends fuck with Meshtastic? Or do you fuck with it?"

Happy 3 year anniversary to this post

Deleting Signal now that I know it’s compromised. Text me on Excel

Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day for all who celebrate

okay, so you have chicken fingers or nuggets you are dipping them in... a. ranch b. honey mustard c. ketchup d. something else bonus question: do any of these options seem completely out of place here?

LET'S GO WET BIRDS

this is a small thing but it would be nice to feel good about paying taxes. i would like to write a check to the government and think about kids going to school and freshly paved roads not all the death squads my income helps fund.

hey workflowy i know what you meant but maybe you should've workshopped this subject line a little more lol

I just saw this and it feels like an appropriate mantra for these trying times stay hard, brothers (inclusive)

Yeah I did impulse purchase an 8mm projector at goodwill today even though I don't own anything on 8mm. But in my defense, it was only $15 and I know a guy

Is this anything

piss

Registration for the Maintainer Summit Europe 2026 is OPEN! Kubernetes Org Members can register to join us on March 22 to connect, solve project hurdles, and grow the ecosystem. Register for the Maintainer Summit here: events.linuxfoundation.org/kubecon-clou...

Dear Subaru DriverFocus system: My eyes are in fact on the road. Let me pick my nose in peace

Did Erin Andrews just reference Heated Rivalry

The Fox NFL theme song truly has no business going that hard

I don't believe the state should have the power to decide someone should die. That said, I do kind of think your life should be forfeit if you don't shut the fuck up in movie theaters.

I think some of you have been completely immersed in tech for so long that you've forgotten what normal people are like

i'm logging out of this app for a couple days. q-tip will be watching so act right

go outside

content-aware scaled black cats r so hysterical to me. get scrinkled idiot

ICE agents not being able to handle ice in Minneapolis, set to Yakety Sax. It’s beautiful 🥲

You are under no obligation to traumatize yourself. You do not have a moral responsibility to watch those videos of a woman being murdered. Take care of yourself so you can take care of others, whatever that means for you personally.

I am no longer a toxic gamer and will not accuse my teammates of being AI I am no longer a toxic gamer and will not accuse my teammates of being AI I am no longer a toxic gamer and will not accuse my teammates of being AI I am no longer a toxic gamer and will not accuse my teammates of being AI

As you can tell from our faces, open source is very serious and Kubernetes is the most serious project of them all.

Kubernetes WIG Docs first meeting of 2026!!! cc: The Right Honorable @natali.rip

now that we've removed the 3mm jack and combined it with the charging port, device taints are a thing of the past. all hail the device cloaca!

On a lighter note, I had a real tough time keeping a straight face in a meeting this morning because I got several emails about device taints