Breakfast

I think one of the most patriotic things you can do is hate this government and still love America

I need more restaurants to be willing to sell you a bowl of pot likker like Mary Mac's does. Sometimes I just want to drink hot collard juice with some cornbread

CD-ROM: the only way to access your GitHub repo with six 9s

I have named it Hosaka, since it talks

Half of Colorado is on fire but the black sunrays are cool at least

Some personal news: I have made the decision to purchase a robot vacuum.

I would die for her

Clinical diagnosis: q-tip is an asshole

Wouldn’t it be incredible if I just started communicating entirely in rage comics in 2027

I'm back in open source advocacy babyyyyy This is my first day as your Village Sorcerer at @villagesql.bsky.social! I'm so excited to help build something that fully embraces the power, speed, and flexibility of open source communities to create something that's easier to use and easier to extend!

Getting to choose your own job title absolutely rips

‘Father’ and ‘dad’ are synonyms. ‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms. But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…

If any of you needs a dad to borrow for father's day or any other major dad-centric holidays, mine is really cool and I'm happy to loan him out

A fun thing about cats is sometimes you have to call the vet and go "yeah I just need to bring him in to make sure he's just being an asshole and doesn't actually have a UTI"

It took all of Rings of Power, The Hobbit (extended), LotR (extended), War of the Rohirrim, an excruciating 40 minutes of the animated Hobbit, and game 6 of the Stanley Cup

I'm watching the Tolkien stuff in chronological order while I build Minas Tirith and man, going from Battle of the Five Armies to Fellowship of the Ring makes the production value for the Hobbit look so much worse

you couldnt make the show thats literally a byword for the most milquetoast normie-ass millennials today

what freak at lego gave denethor cherry tomatoes to hold????

real quick are we rage-baiting the europeans or are we letting them experience the world cup in the US in peace?

is it possible they just don’t know

which of you lives in my neighborhood

Hey did y'all know that the Kubecon Program Committee's scoring rubric is public for you to see before you submit a talk, and that reviewers are specifically instructed to give one star for content and originality if the submission is clearly AI slop? Just something to think about for next year. :)

They're helping

the human reverse rabbit's foot

being unemployed is gonna go so hard this week

hey quick question, am I having a stroke

If AI is so good, how come I still have to wake up in the middle of the night to pee. Why hasn't the tech industry solved this

Tomatoes are good again btw. Made a banging tomato martini

The cost of digital rentals is extortionate. Sorry, but at $20 I will be pirating that. Fuck all the way off

Watching How It's Made feels like how I imagine it would feel to be able to take your brain out of your skull for a while. That theme song starts and I'm drooling on the couch, no thoughts, head empty

BATTLE BROTHERS, I REALLY LIKE THE WAY THAT CANDIDATE ATE A FRIED FOOD OBJECT AT THE STATE FAIR. I BELIEVE THIS QUALIFIES HIM TO CONTROL THE EXTERMINATUS WARHEADS.

soulslikes and rougelikes are both ass. i don't believe anyone who says they enjoy these genres, they are an elaborate prank from Big Death

if you're reading this, I've been mauled to death (please let him think he's intimidating)

Espresso bit the vet today. She only has one tooth but by god she'll use it!!!

Hm. What if instead, he didn't?

Where the FUCK do my cats keep finding twist ties??? Which one of you is breaking into my house at night and leaving twist ties out for my cats

Today is my last day at Minimus. It's been quite a ride, and I wish them all the success in the world. I'll still be cheering them on from the sidelines.

The Sopranos is better than Heated Rivalry.

Just a heads up, I am starting a planted tank for a betta fish and as with all of my hobbies I have gone whole hog from the very beginning, so I might be annoying about it for a while.

DATA CENTERS - dashare.zone ADMIN

what is it with hockey commentators and having the worst fits imaginable

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

I thought the status dickwaving was just a joke for the delta subreddit, but I just saw a guy cut the sky priority bag check lane, get called out for it, and then yell that he's a platinum medallion. Bro lol

Man, directly making fun of most of your attendees in the fucking keynote is a really interesting choice

Maybe I'm a 36 year old infant, but no nap hits harder than the nap I take between beginning to taxi and the drink cart arriving. I assume Delta puts some kinda sleeping gas through the A/C at pushback.

The application for the Kubernetes v1.37 Release Team Shadows closes TODAY at midnight anywhere on earth! Message me if you have questions about the process, I'm happy to help! forms.gle/aRNdkX2WZ8rS...

subnautica is an enjoyable game that does not stress me out in the least!!!! :)

enough. i’m tired of github actions. it’s time for github consequences