There are now 10 toilets in Space International Space Station: 4 Crew Dragon Docked at ISS: 1 Soyuz Docked at ISS: 1 Tiangong Space Station: 2 Shenzhou Docked at TSS: 1 Artemis II on way around Moon: 1 This will be the first time a toilet has left low earth orbit!

I'm listening to an old man on a local repeater ramble about how the clouds are actually satellites and not real weather

Hot new commodity for the cats in my house: the adhesive on luggage tags Caught spooky licking it while attached to my bag, removed and put it in the trash. Another one (unknown criminal) pulled it out of the trash, caught spooky with it again

If you are at Kubecon and think farts are funny, I have a VERY limited number of @minimus.io whoopie cushions available!

If you maintain an open source project, we want to support you. We’re excited to launch our Open Source Program, providing access to our secure, minimal images free of charge to eligible projects. Apply or get more information here: buff.ly/dbV6OQm #OpenSource #ContainerSecurity @kat.lol

LONG LIVE INGRESS NGINX 🪦 @strongjz.bsky.social archiving ingress nginx live on the #KubeConEU stage with @youngnick.net and other gateway API maintainers 👑 #KubeCon #CloudNativeCon

Age verification on your WiFi connected washer/dryer is something I would expect to read in a comedy sci-fi series. Bobiverse-ass legislation

It's homophobic that the sunglasses holder in my Subaru is not large enough for Pit Vipers

Happy by Pharrell. Wouldn't even take long, that song ruins my mood immediately.

I'm very lucky that @minimus.io considers the work I do for Kubernetes to be part of my job. That isn't true for most maintainers. Projects are failing or suffering attacks because of a lack of contributors from companies built on top of them, and that's *everyone's* problem. dev.to/katcosgrove/...

I really missed having road rage in a Trader Joe's parking lot

If you are a publisher of engineering books, just fyi asking me to read and write reviews for two 500 page books for free is not a "collaboration." You can offer to send me free copies in the hopes that I read and review them, but don't frame it as a collab unless I'm being paid.

Did y'all know you can just make candied yams whenever you want? It doesn't have to be a special occasion or a holiday

Can somebody in the Dolby Theater please fix Conan's mic feed

Remember that "help!!! reddit turned spanish and i can't undo it" post from a million years ago? Well, my LinkedIn is stuck in Portuguese. my language is set to English and yet everything is in Portuguese

give 'em the old 1 or 2

I finally caved. I bought a banjo

bro please leave me alone

I got comms training a couple years ago, which developer advocates do not commonly have. This drama is a REAL good argument for making that mandatory for your teams lmao

Every once in a while I get asked to give a guest lecture at some university, and I dropped out of college myself, so that's always an interesting feeling Anyway hello UW engineering students

There are more hams following me than I thought

Weird nerds: can you think of a reason why I would want anything else in the price range other than the ICOM IC-7300 MKII

I don't have anything to say online because "war is the worst horror we've ever come up with and starting one should be disqualifying from public life as well as office" is not really a catchy take.

Watching Hellraiser the way Clive Barker intended: on VHS with horrible pink banding at the top because the crappy RCA to HDMI converter I bought on Amazon can't handle the upscale to 4k and I'm too cheap for a Retrotink, because my internet is down. Q-tip locked in, doesn't trust VCR noises

Looking for cheese at 3am

Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus. FOSS nerds: the Torment Nexus cannot be ethical until it is Open Source

they call it open source davos, they call it the HOA of open source foundations

"Kash Patel won't see you making fun of his wonky eye, but your friends with wonky eyes will" Yeah I saw it and it was funny. Keep it up

I’ve been talking about Alysa Liu’s story about her quitting skating only to come back and become even better because she did it for herself and this came to me in a dream…

I thought LinkedIn couldn't possibly be any worse, but I just got a pop-up ad over the bottom nav on the app. I pay for Premium. Can we fuckin not?

I BELIEVE IN GHOSTS NOW

I love sports but I am SO STRESSED OUT

why hasn't the tech industry solved the problem of waking up in the middle of the night to go pee

can we please start electing people who understand technology? this is so stupid for so many reasons, both social and technical. it boggles the mind. www.pcmag.com/news/colorad...

I've got $100 on it. Can you match me?

Every single sunset in Colorado Springs is distracting. This was taken from my literal doorstep

if y'all are gonna be stupid with OpenClaw, you better be tough too

[Lindisfarne] Me: (chanting) teeth, teeth- Other fossil hunters: teeth, TEETH British Geological Society: [pounding its clipboard] TEETH, TEETH, TEETH!

I learned about a new guy today en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bum_Farto

if i die alone in my apartment, it will be because I stumbled head first into my granite countertop trying to avoid a cat that suddenly materialized underfoot

I'D JUST LIKE TO INTERJECT FOR A MOMENT. WHAT YOU'RE REFERRING TO AS LINUX IS IN FACT GNU/LINUX, OR AS I'VE RECENTLY TAKEN TO CALLING IT, GNU PLUS LINUX. LINUX IS NOT AN OPERATING SYSTEM UNTO ITSELF, BUT RATHER ANOTHER FREE COMPONENT OF A FULLY FUNCTIONING GNU SYSTEM

Is a BBL considered a performance enhancing surgery for skeleton?

TEETH. TEETH. TEETH.

Got Gundam Wing going in the background while I work today and man, Relena is not any less annoying when you're an adult with a fully developed frontal lobe. More annoying, even.

Saw someone on reddit ask what a re-run is, and then someone reply with "TV repost." Just call me the crypt keeper at this point

CABLE HOARD SAVES THE DAY ONCE AGAIN (RCA cable this time)

Thought I had him