Generative AI will never be able to do research like a PhD student. It will never have that level of self doubt or the urge to take up unrelated hobbies.

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Awwwww… it’s so sweet of the spammers to want to wine & dine me before they steal all my data. 🥰🥰🥰

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by AI.

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My lovable echo chamber machine thinks I should walk to the car wash. That’s fine, I’m sure.

What eternal September was for the early open Internet, is that what OpenClaw and moltbook is? A flood of inexperienced personalities let loose on the Internet with little understanding and less oversight.

Putting a tiny hyper addictive computer in everyone’s hands 24/7 was a fucking horrible idea it turns out

I am a Product Manager looking to do 30-minute user interviews with people currently writing and using Python at work to find out more about how they use Python. These are 30-minute user interviews and not sales calls. These are about you, not my company, I want to learn what you are doing.

Biometric locks for phones aren’t just convenient for you, they are convenient for the cops. “explicitly authorized law enforcement personnel to obtain Natanson’s phone and both hold the device in front of her face and to forcibly use her fingers to unlock it” theintercept.com/2026/01/30/w...

5 jobs you’ve had: IT guy IT guy IT guy IT guy, fancy IT guy, senior Hmm. This reads like a cry for help.

Frozen pipes. I call my favorite plumber. Their AI answers. We schedule a visit for tomorrow. Hours later, the plumber calls back. He can’t do the work. His AI hallucinated. The best part was the plumber saying, “You need to punch your zipcode and frozen pipes into Google.”

OODA loop can be useful. But also can be over-used. First, most organizations aren’t fighter jets. They are aircraft carriers. Big. Slow. Second, most teams are cross-functional. Cyber may OOD. But it’s front-line teams that Act.

Being understood and feeling understood is two very different things, especially when what’s doing the understanding is a server farm.

The sound of dialup screaming was really warning us of what was to come

I’d definitely see that! Can I just say in the original PRD for what became Duo’s Beyond edition, there was a large section at the bottom underneath a heading that read “Here be dragons” that was all additional context about the enormity of it all

Excited for my RSAC talk with Helen Patton, on all the ways the zero trust buzzword has failed us, and all the ways to make the most out of buzz.

Their claims towards inevitable AGI are akin to claiming they can teach the solar powered calculator collecting dust in a drawer in your house how to love. It's so stupid on the face of it that it can only be the result of a concerted propaganda effort leveled at people too lazy and dumb to learn.

no they were not.

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People are becoming the average of the 5 AIs they spend time with.

CypherCon in Milwaukee. I’m excited to bring my latest research and thinking on LLM’s social hacking capabilities. Your AI is Social Engineering You cyphercon.com/speaker/your...

The homebrew computer is the new starter home. Affordable, not so much.

If my company were collecting some (aggregate, psuedo anonymized) data around utilization of open source projects related to AI - What Data would you want to see? Version, number unique users by month? number of unique hosts per month? what else? Country?

I don't feel like spending time writing a 300 character explanation of why you should read this blog post. Just go do it.

Doing a project with an LLM is like a freshman group project. Did the bot understand the topic? Did they get bored or lazy half-way through? Are they drunk or asleep? Forget it, I’ll just do all the work myself. Just like college.

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Me: I always follow my heart. Her: “Okay. But seriously. Try the next exit, the GPS can only reroute so many times.” @stefanigoerlich.bsky.social

I would add it’s the CISO who can lead their team to adapt to change

It’s not the most technical CISO that survives, but the CISO who’s most adaptable to change.

we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫

My Windows notebook doesn’t work reliably. My smart fridge doesn’t work. My app-enabled snow service doesn’t work reliably. Groceries and food delivery, unreliable. And the automated support I call isn’t reliable. I’m beginning to rethink embedding IT in everything.

Gotta say, traveled a bit in the States, and few communities come close to Chicago’s Burbsec. Respect.

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The Doctor is right and correct

“In at least three of the cases, [out of seven lawsuits] the AI explicitly encouraged users to cut off loved ones. In other cases, the model reinforced delusions at the expense of a shared reality, cutting the user off from anyone who did not share the delusion.”

I don’t want to speak too soon. But maybe, laying off hundreds of thousands of IT workers wasn’t a good idea. And the machine stops.

you know it’s a bad Cloudflare outage when it even takes out down detector 😅

Whoa.. imagine a 40something year old Calvin. I hope he has kids of his own and they are filled with wonder

Yet another supply chain attack has hit the npm registry in what @awscloud.bsky.social describes as "one of the largest package flooding incidents in open source registry history." But instead of injecting credential-stealing code or ransomware, this one is a token farming campaign.

Clifford the Big Red Dog is a Kaiju

ChatGPT has started offering “a Wolf-style summary” on topics. Chat. Seriously. This is no Macklemore song. You don’t get to take my style. Get your own.

Good analysis from @veracode.bsky.social on this typosquat GitHub actions package. www.veracode.com/blog/malicio...

You’re right - I’m probably not a very nice person. I suppose I must seem like a real jerk! But that doesn’t change the fact that there’s simply no credible evidence that the 2024 (or 2020 or 2016) presidential election was hacked.

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Humans shapes technology. Technology reshapes humanity.