Why do people think the "80's" was all color coded to a 90's Taco Bell interior decor palate? At least as far as video games goes this seems to be the case.

Why is Cameron doing this? I literally do not understand why these movies exist. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFE0...

Apologies to all the people who work really hard on podcast only to have me put it on while I play a game and only 1/3 listen to it.

I wish there was a gameplay mod for classic Doom like Brutal Doom only less heavy handed and aimless and broad in scope (and also not coded by a racist). It adds a few gameplay improvements and a shit ton of gameplay embellishments that add nothing and take from the authenticity of the experience.

I think that people are better at games than they think they are, and the main culprit is nobody ever really uploads footage of things not going well.

I hate smooth brained media takes that become popular and widely repeated because it's controversial (and for no other reason). No, I don't think that Michael Bluth was the worst person in Arrested Development. Because I actually watched the show with my brain in. Jar Jar is just an annoying idiot.

It's crazy how we call promotional materials released by the companies that make the product "leaks". Oh no, this well cut and produced video that shows our product in a good light got out. Damn you, leakers! Seriously? That is really stupid.

AI George Washington? That's the fucking guy from Coach, or possibly James Taylor.

Them: All of this is just a distraction. Also them: Ermagerd the Steelers aren't doing so hot.

"BRinG BaCK FiReFlY!" Whedon killed Wash and Book in a bratty and terminally flaccid nerd rage, man. Bring back WHAT exactly? Nobody wants the show without Wash and Book, and nobody wants another property directed by Whedon. What the hell are you actually talking about?

People bring their arguments from twitter here and that fucking sucks. You wanna know what's not relevant to *us*? That fucking flaming shitpile of nazi propaganda for dipshits you can't quit for some goddamn reason. LEAVE IT THERE.

If your 'trailer' doesn't contain gameplay footage, the hype is immediately dead for me. I don't care about the game you want me to think is being released. I want to see the game you want MY money for.

It seems to me you kaiju fight Like a Gamera in a wig Never knowing What other monsters will hit you with

It's never the people whose side won the console wars that seem to want to keep fighting it. Lost cause ass MF.

To people who use socmeds to 'call for' things: “-I can call the spirits from the vasty deep. -Why, so can I, or so can any man; But will they come, when you do call for them?” -William Shakespeare, King Henry IV, Part 1

Sometimes science reading is very gratifying. Sometimes it's very frustrating, usually because so little is known by the people who do this thing for a living. Damn you Prototaxites, what the hell was your deal?

I hereby formally put in a request that people stop using the phrase "has a chance to do the funniest thing"

Diablo 1 monster: You can't get me! I am slowly walking at a diagonal!

Those bot accounts using grandma faces are creepy. It feels like the person whose photograph they've stolen is tied to a chair in a basement somewhere.

I have this thing that even if I like the person, if they make a joke that doesn't land with me, I can't give them anything. Nothing there to give. I just can't. My autism is too jaded and world weary for your dick joke. I'm sorry.

Them: C'mon. I'm trying to do a bit. Me: I know, that's why I shivved you. I'm not cosigning that.

What if thinking about the experiment fucks with it? How would we know? How would you test for it? I win science. Give me money.

Ok. Guys. "-maxxing" has reached it's ironic use by lame-os phase, which means we just have to get past it's attempted takeback by non-lameos and when that fails it's officially gone!

Lol. Old by today's standard, but I love revisiting this now and again. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooQK...

I have an adversarial relationship with youtube. I give them no helpful feedback and they show me nothing but shit. Algo's busted, I must request everything by name.

Old drinking toast I no longer use. Blessed are the cunts born with loads of dough, because they are everyone else's problem, but not their own.

I am so sick of the phrase "we live in the dumbest timeline". Every time you fuckin' say it. It's a goddamn self fulfilling malaprophecy.

Whoever decided they were going to design bots that say shitty things to you deserves to be experimented on by a cosmetic company.

I am usually more of a classic MST3K fan, but this episode was OUTRAGEOUSLY good and if you haven't seen the Japanese ending of Mac and Me, hold onto your socks.

To all the people who are mad at Pokemon scalpers, a humble suggestion: stop liking something that is a fucking scam and you won't have to worry about scammers.

Shouldn't we be referring to the old Michael Jordan by his middle initial and not the guy who has yet to retire from public life?

I used to hate beets. Until I tried borscht. Now I just hate every other form of beet.

Don't you hate when you think someone finally appreciated one of your deep cuts only to discover they were content scrapers?

Boy for a people who screamed themselves purple about the 'globalist agenda', they sure are supportive of a move towards a christofascist globalist state with Israel at the center. I mean I know that was their cowardly dogwhistle code for "Jewish", but still it is rather uncanny.

Ok. Now the bots have said "Fuck have a normal sounding name, it's hexidecimal hash time".

Ok. Guess I'm blocking people who share screen grabs as 'news' now too. Is there not enough fucking disinfo in the world for you yet?

I think a lot of vidcard supremacists who think everybody has 8g of vram ought to have a look at the Steam hardware survey they do every year. Indie devs, if you want to severely limit your reach, go the fuck ahead, man. Your funeral.

Somebody needs to air drop a Traitor Joes into this shit town. I need cheap, quality dark chocolate back in my life.

Talking about food on the internet helped me realize how fucking obnoxious it must be for game devs when they get clueless, unrealistic feedback/suggestions.

The year is 2040. Everything is rubble. The high temperature for the day is 112. In a flooded building that used to be a Brooklyn brownstone a parent stands between a B.Dyn MurderCat MKV as her children huddle in fear behind her. She is only able to post "Release the Epstein" files one last time.

"That's my secret, Cap. I'm always angry." Me: Me too bud. You okay? That shit SUCKS.

Guy from the gas company comes by and has a look at the hot water heater. I think nothing of it and go to do my dishes. Normally you just run the hot in my sink. So I did. Burnt the shit out of myself. Took my kitchen thermometer to the stream: 145^F. If it had been the shower...

Since I don't think I got my props that i deserved in the conversation I dropped this in, I will shamelessly share it again in an attempt at the unearned reputation of someone witty: Mandela effect? Is that the thing where the person forgot they are racist?

Every few years the news is like "El nino?" and for some reason it feels to me like we've never stopped talking about it and it is always The Nino time, even though it is an intermittent phenomena.

When you talk about security concerns, people always want to say "So, they're gonna get the info anyway" and my response is this: make those motherfuckers work for it.

Got a pork loin thawed, a perfectly ripe golden pineapple, and we're gonna see what happens when you do an al Pastor on the grill.

I don't think we will ever see comedy writing so dense and interconnected as Arrested Development was. No other show has rewarded close scrutiny as it did for me. The metahumor on that show was unreal.

You know, from somebody on the outside of academia, none of this yellow bellied capitulation is surprising at all. Some of y'all were too close to the problem to see it I think.

I think one of our biggest problems is that politeness is just saying uncontroversial shit and agreeing with each other. This is an outmoded means of communication and the evidence is everywhere. This creates cultural blind spots you could park a gas giant in with room on all sides to get around.