Losing Burr is a principled, but strategically significant loss. DGMW he's radioactive now*. He speaks half educated/half lunatic blue collar conspiracy asshole fluently, and that's a big demo. I hope this is a teachable moment for him because if he flips to the podcASStiverse he will be a weapon.

Sometimes people you love can make shit you really dislike.

I agree that going forward we should teach metric in schools, but saying we should just convert to metric overnight is one of the dumbest things people smart people routinely say. You *really* ought to know that's not how anything works.

Lol. Jimmy Kimmel is not a 'free speech juggernaut'. He was a tiny boy caught up in a nasty divorce from reality. He is the same person who can barely tell a joke that he was a month ago. The whole reason he got the job is that he had all the edge of a rubber duck. That's just too much edge now.

People need to come to terms with how we willingly amplify shitty, idiotic fucks on socmeds and how we make celebrities out of no talent antisocial jerkoffs by freaking the fuck out every time some word fart fires from their face anus. Some of y'all need to babysit a toddler until you learn.

People use the word 'oligarchy' so freely, without taking into account that it means that corporations ARE the state. The State as we have come to understand it is a high budget, low rated TV show that masks the true nature of US governance: pay for play.

Looking at indie game demo: *Guy with sword does a barrel roll* *Clicks 'Do not recommend'*

This is an Anti-promo. Do not, for the love of fuck play Megabonk. Somebody perfected the Vampire Survivor formula and it will make you suddenly hungry and wondering when it got dark out. Skip this one. Save yourselves.

Faustian bargain: people with statue head PFPs can have their classical roman government, but they aren't allowed modern medicine, they have to drink from lead pipes and wipe their ass with the communal sponge.

I'll tell you one thing for sure, the moment our government collapses this MF that runs his leaf blower at 0800 on Monday mornings is in for a rude awakening.

Being a 'brand' is fucking crazy. It's like some end stage capitalism Pod People shit. I made a youtube channel and podcast about it*: Attack of the 50' Egos. Be sure to like and dragon dick punch that MF subscribe button, asshole. Is that the energy? Did I do it right? *Lol. No I didn't.

This might be the simplistic take on game difficulty ever, but I don't dislike hard games when they are fun but I do dislike hard games where the only reward for persevering is more game that is hard for it's own sake. I beat Doom and Doom 2 keyboard/nightmare but I'll never finish a soulslike. 1/2

Ugh. 'Autism Moms*'. They can Munchausen my shorts. *Not regular moms of autistic children. The ones who act like they were nailed to the fucking cross because their child is autistic. How badly are you willing to fuck up your own child for attention?

The Television will not be revolutionized.

What I think of when people say their account is 'doing numbers'.

Kimmel didn't win anything. He was a child caught in the middle of a nasty divorce. He was always a monkey dancing for peanuts in a dead time slot. The people who supported him and brought Disney to heel on the other hand are rockstars. Don't give a 'celebrity' the credit.

Yeah. Like that Bananarama tape with no case. We sure scored big on that day, didn't we Flargen?

When Youtube asks you why you tell it why you don't want them recommending that video, just know it won't be able to understand or do anything with your answer. Let them figure out what they did or they'll never learn. I mean, they'll never learn anyway, but still.

I wonder why I crave acidic, spicy and salty foods. But you can't look stuff up like that without a bunch of wing-ding-ery. I think there might be an actual physiological reason for this that might be helpful to understand. I don't want to play dietary D&D.

Living off borrowed time, the clock ticks faster That'd be the hour they knock the slick blaster Dick Dastardly and Muttley with sick laughter A gunfight and they come to cut the mixmaster I-C-E cold, nice to be old Y2G steeze twice to threefold www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFmp...

Heavy is the head that wears the crown because it is a stupid hat made out of a very heavy metal.

People talking about AAA these days feels like talking to someone who is dating someone I broke up with. I don't know what to tell you homie. There's no changing them. Make peace with it or move on. I did.

My theory is that culture plays two vital roles in the development of a civilization: 1) In the beginning it keeps the civilization preserved under a unifying ideal. 2)In the end it shoves the civilization's head under freezing water and drowns it if it is not strong enough to fight back.

A lot of you tryin' on autism jokes you don't have the chops for. Sounding like 4chan without the gumption.

There's more than one dog out there who thinks their name is God Dammit.

AS Master Shake replaced the birthday song, I hereby replace the national anthem. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wvd...

I am the fucking buddhist, this is enlightenment. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zqt...

IS it too early or too late to be the 'and you're surprised guy' when people complain that their beloved media IP was soiled and sold as is by a corporate empire that can do anything but think of something.

Almost certainly never happened, but plausible. If you did a "man" on the street' sort of thing, I don't think you'd have to go too far to find your Huckleberry. Or you might get shot by a redneck that will get a million dollar crowdfunding windfall and 2-5 years of lucrative speaking engagements.

There will never be a human act more ridiculous than somebody "calling for" something on the internet. Like we used to say when some baby punk told us it was 'on sight' with someone they were beefing with. Ain't shit on sight if you don't have a crew.

I'm not joining the war on anything on the side of people who know war is bad.

They are evolutionary throwbacks that want to live in a land of poverty, plague, despair and rape. Now most of them can't think beyond the next payoff, but that is what they are laboring for anyway.

Lefties are always arguing because they are cowards that think this will all get better if they read more theory and correct each other on the internet while Rome burns. Good things happen to whites who wait. Effort is for poors. They are taking your country, stupid. Do something.

I am pretty sure substacks are only subscribed to by other people with substacks. That website is so far up it's own ass.

OMG. They 'remastered' another game that fans perfected 20 years ago. Better get out my wallet that says "I am a dumb fuck with money, somehow" and throw it in the corporate welfare hole. Maybe this pile of binary I can never actually own will fix me. Never worked before, but sunken cost fallacy.

The Internet validates the valid and invalid alike.

Anti-Ice you say? How many Ice agents were killed? What?! Only people clearly identifiable as not Ice were hit? Arrest that bullet for false reporting and obstruction. I want it booked and their statement taken. Now. GO! *pounds fist on desk*

Call people here Arby's for the weak ass beef they will stand on.

if you dont stop calling us nazis we will have the secret police disappear you to a slave labor camp

Don't worry that your sweet grandmother is still here after the rapture, because religion is bullshit made up by people who can't accept they will die and nothing but darkness awaits them. I've been dead. It was nothing. I ceased to exist in any way. So will you. Live better is all I can say.

One thing we need to stop doing is assuming that because someone is rich or has a degree that means they know what they are talking about. I've had too much negative reinforcement in that regard and I bet you have too if you think about it.

Left wing terrorism is on the rise. From something we made up to something we made up standing on a phone book.

Very few people actually 'change music forever'. It's a pretty elastic thing. Very overused phrase.

People need to regulate the meme levels of some of the indies I am seeing, not because I find it annoying (I do, but it's not about me) but because it is giving your game a very short sell by date. Nobody is going to say anything about your game in 5 years besides "What were they thinking?".

DId you guys hear that dude wrote 'I Hate Freedom in General, but White Evangelical American Freedom Most' , "My Son Called to Wish Me a Happy Birthday and We Have a Great Relastionship." and most chilling of all "Pronouns" on their bullets?

Screw giving a Medieval peasant a Dorito. Try explaining Dick van Patten's Hobo Chili for Dogs to a turn of the century industrial worker.

Now shooters are going to *have* to write manifestos on all their bullets so that the feds don't have room to plant anything. We should just open a file on people who do custom engraving now and save ourselves the trouble.

"Anti-ICE" shooter shoots detainees? Sure, that makes total sense. We will never know the truth.

A lot of people out there more comfortable making train jokes than maybe there ought to be.

Muzzling the intelligent turns out to be a lot of work. They're crafty little buggers. Easier to give every idiot a vuvuzela to drown them out.