Sorry, that's tree hugging weekend.

"oooo sorry, I promised to take a bunch of squirrels camping."

Can't go, sun's out. I'll melt.

It's raining outside.

I don't need access to do my job (and in many ways it's better when people in power ostentatiously refuse to talk to me), but it is pretty funny when people in power who ignored my calls go to competitors to give their spin on stories I broke

Well THAT didn't take long cybersecuritynews.com/anthropics-c...

The middle finger is not an obscene gesture. It is a historically accurate message of defiance that says unequivocally, "bring it, I can still shoot motherfucker."

Lovely SpaceX trading it already halted 👌🤣

Remembering Gene Wilder, born on this day in 1933, with his unforgettable role as Jim (but most people call him... "Jim") in Mel Brooks's BLAZING SADDLES on Pluto TV: pluto.tv/us/on-demand...

FIFA literally invented the Influence grift.

🌱 tell your friends!

If you are drinking Malort straight up who else other than me hurt you?

Today's cartoon by Nick Anderson. "Ted Cruz would like America to know that he has finally identified the greatest threat facing Texas: insufficient masculinity..."

Mountain Dew is the official mixer for Malort.

Every dem in Michigan right now realizing...

Mayor of Whittier, CA confronts ICE goon who's afraid of being recorded.

How You know it's intern season on the dns team...

Bet it was dns. It's always dns. Can't not be dns.

Internet is down. Go out and touch grass.

Maine you fucked up.

Today, I was in a conversation about the World Cup with a British guy, and I referred to it as "soccer." And he condescendingly responds: "We don't play 'soccer' here, love." And I'm like: "Well, clearly. It'll be a miracle if y'all make the semifinals." And he got real quiet after that.

Fam. FAM!!!

I look forward to his switch to the Republican Party.

The idea that this just happened to the Broadview 6 — forcing grand juries to indict by cajoling them in an elevator, vouching to the grand jury, and telling "no" votes to leave if they don't want to indict — is nuts. It's probably happening everywhere. And it means the law as we know it is dead.

Some notes: — Prosecutors aren't allowed to vouch for the credibility of their cases without evidence, so they can't say "trust me fellow lawyer here, he wouldn't bring a bad indictment." The third word out of the prosecutors mouth is literally the word "vouch." — The police car was unmarked.

Everyone big mad about 'NFL wife' Simone Biles, but has anyone asked NFL player Mr. Biles what he has to say in his defense?

I 1000% expected to eff this up cause soldering was required. It took a couple hours cause I was real gentle and it’s my first time (be gentle), but… OLED screen on a Gameboy Color.

Vibe coding doesn't mean you don't have to still show up with a good vibe architecture and vibe specs and vibe test cases. Those are just vibe table stakes.

Typical you, finding a corner in a circle

Worth it

NFL fiance Taylor Swift.

“C***ga la migra” chants from anti-ICE protesters outside the Delaney Hall Detention Facility

And Mid terms

Yea, something is clearly wrong here... Mike Johnson thinks his opinion matters.

Please take the time to read this. People at the ICE concentration camp in Tacoma are asking to be heard. They are living in horrible conditions and the state is not doing anything to stop it. ICE has refused to let state health inspectors in multiple times. #seattle #tacoma #ice

‼️The first case of screwworm has been confirmed in Lea County. We need to act now to keep our loved ones and animals safe. If you suspect an animal might be sick, the state of New Mexico has resources and information available: screwwormnm.org

Next time arrest the lawbreaking ICE agents

🎵 Wait until that deal go round Don't you let that deal go down! 🎶 youtu.be/qa5ctzEyWZU?...

So when's he moving?

Gotta just hold tight tidal.com/track/135676...

This is foreshadowing kids coz I done growed up tidal.com/track/113578...

remember that Hana Kim of FOX news in Seattle spent several minutes of her interview with Mayor Katie Wilson demanding a response to Spencer Pratt's claim that LA's homeless people would be bused to Seattle once he "unplugs them" from services and forces them into psych holds

Never thought I'd be telling an llm how an slm token window works so it can write the code to use the token window better. 🙄

Elon should really be the first passenger. Along with Trump, coz well, Just because.

HEY KIDS THERE'S THIS BIG FIREBALL IN THE SKY AND I THINK IT'S TRYNA KILL ME AND IT FEELS GOOD SO IMA GONNA LET IT. BBL.

I need this sticker

Oh no, Americans can absolutely can be that evil and incompetent. And that's why Mother Russia calls them, 'useful idiots'.

What spying? It's right there out in the open in plain sight.

It'll be awesome if that crowd get so obnoxiously belligerent they have to stop the game and forces him to leave.