COCAINE SALMON ARE REAL

Also for fuck’s sake copyedit your blood libel, this libel is about me and even I’M bored.

What's it called when you take someone else's reporting, use a screen shot they obtained before the person took the post down, and then fail to credit the reporter? That is called stealing someone else's work. @michmf.bsky.social @seattletimes-rss.bsky.social Credit me. Do better.

Forensic Audit Finds KCRHA "Unable to Account for $13 Million" In Public Funds Mayor Wilson and Councilmembers Express Rising Concerns About Embattled Homelessness Agency publicola.com/2026/04/22/f...

So lemme get this straight. Hegseth fired the head of the Navy, AND The chief of the Army, *DURING AN ACTIVE CONFLICT* and absolutely nobody on the GOP side is asking questions?

Play this with sound.

Funny how @seattletimes.com is notably silent when they become the news story for stealing a story from independent journalists without crediting them?

Rogue state that breaks its agreements. Um, no, not Iraq

Make Bruce Harrel ride to the bus, he has plenty of time now.

Daily newspapers sneer at smaller outlets like mine for having a POV, but they often fail to meet rock-bottom standards like crediting other outlets for breaking stories they pick up or even IDing the source of an image. The violations go unnoticed because the theft is invisible to their readers.

What's wrong @seattletimes.com you think it's cool to not credit the journalist who broke the story? Or is your policy now just steal your stories coz you think nobody is watching?

We are very happy that today Apple issued a patch and a security advisory. This comes following 404 Media reporting that the FBI accessed Signal message notification content via iOS despite the app being deleted.

NFL has reached the same point of security talent hiring, with 1st round recruiters making picks like "tier 1 security analyst must have 5-7 years hands-on experience in a fortune 50 SOC with openclaw just released 3 months ago"

PabloReports: What do you make of Stephen Miller and Tom Homan asking for all this money but then refusing to show up to the hearing today? Frost: That’s what happens when you have a lapdog as speaker.

Bus lanes on Denny Way is a really big deal. over 20k cars get stuck in that main artery, forcing a bus lane will be a huge relief for commuters.

remember he mailed-in his FL ballot.

Coachella tickets were over $650 /day this year.

i order ONE plate of biriyani from a food truck and now i'm getting their daily specials in my junkmail and i'm not complaining, their dishes and chaat look effing good.

@seattletimes-rss.bsky.social apparently likes to steal stories from @publicola.bsky.social ? color me shocked, SHOCKED i say. maybe that's the real story, something a trustworthy news outlet like @theneedling.com would cover... support independent news journalists; they still have integrity.

Wait, The Utah GOP actually gerrymandered them into a swastika?

The message of the Right reacting to Virginia is the same as the message of "2020 was rigged": no victory by anyone but us is ever legitimate. We are the only ones allowed to win. These people are cartoon villains entitled to no respect and no trust. Rabid dogs.

Washington is pretending to look busy with phony investigations—but don't let them distract you from the cover-up. The Epstein files remain hidden, and Pam Bondi still hasn’t appeared for questioning. No hearings. No deposition date. No answers.

real five 9's operations always have a comms channel keeping you current every hour on the horu on how many 9's you are losing for every hour of downtime.

@murray.senate.gov this is the level of decorum I expect of any of my elected officials to these feckless traitors. I expect to see you and every other Democrat from Washington follow this Queen's example.

Washington would have him shot by his peers in a public execution for this.

Nashville? In anti-union Tennessee?

the year is 3036, and language etymologists identify the origins of timba-latin stemming from this original post...

This guy colluded with Putin to put him in office. He's not sorry, he's a traitor.

I just see a lot of lonely young men.

Judge Andrew Simon was played.

Is he calling good Krebs a liar? I think he's calling good Krebs a liar. www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...

This...has been...like...the most chill *cough* Monday in like...forever.

Tim Apple steps down, Tim Onion Steps up, it's 4/20, and it's only Monday?!?

the Revolution will be Livestreamed.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

I wonder if the kids still know the no bogarting rules... 🤔

I guess I should get out of bed for my stand-up call.

In a nutshell. 😊

Happy fotwunny ta doze hoo puffpuff givgiv.

Omg Chunks! #starfield fans they literally make Chunks!!!

Maybe but that's a stupidly easy 'No' bet.

Watching Stefanik try to scold Tapper is like the beginning of the best yo momma joke ever made.

That Palantir Manifesto has some serious 'Rumsfeld was the Unabomber' vibes.

Pope Leo '28!

Next time I go to an office potluck:

Bring it honey. I'm waiting.

I read Palantir's manifesto and I just placed a blanket sell order on market open idgaf I need to divest from that poison pill.

If openclaw is c4 with a brain, moltbook is essentially your c4 with a brain, talking with all those other brains... and they're talking about you. 😬😬😬