As a person whose presents wrapping day was yesterday, I must share the wisdom of this post Also RIP my back 🥴

Yesterday was wrapping presents day and today is cooking day

I love that this is my brand

Let’s air those grievances. I want to hear your pettiest gripes on this the holiest of days.

Oh yeah, let’s add some raclette This was supposed to be a snack for one lollll

Bout to get festive in here

Good night pocket friends 💖

Trying what looks like a cozy couch co-op which is on sale for Xbox peeps: www.xbox.com/en-US/games/...

It was so tasty, even if the handful of red cabbage I included made the broth a slightly weird color

On this supremely dark and yucky evening ahead of the holiday, we’re making Kenji’s nostalgic family kielbasa and sauerkraut soup recipe, a riff on Kapusniak:

We had to deploy strategic defenses yesterday

It is again time to post the real tree my dad put up in the late 80s

Head’s up LA-area friends!

I don’t know who needs to hear this except my tortured soul, but you can get the beautiful old screenshot behavior back by turning off Full Screen previews under Screen Capture and you can get the beautiful old Safari menu bar by selecting “Bottom” under Safari >> Tabs

The long nights are over, the Light begins its journey home

Happy solstice to everyone that celebrates! The long dark recedes and each day will bring a little more light 🌞

If Batman was a Santa, would he wear his hat like this, or like this

I used to be stuck in an endless cycle of life, death and rebirth. I still am, but I used to be too

Not sure why this account delights me so much. Maybe the dedication to recording all our endless different greys? But I enjoy scrolling thru and coming across another.

It’s 9:18, I guess I should at least get out of bed

any time now

Overnight cinnamon rolls are a Christmas tradition in my house and this year I’m going to try Bravetart’s recipe

Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake Tuesdaye grey and Wednesdaye eke Thursdaye Ich care nat for thee Yet Fridaye Ich do love Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye Yet Fridaye Ich do love

“This isn’t even an outfit anymore, I’ve become a concept…I’m theoretical” 😂

Yes

I love seeing everyone talk about past them and future them

It turns out that making truly *good* panettone requires next level bread baking skills-a pretty long fermentation and a not-sour sourdough-the one used in this video is 80 years old!

greatest mural ever? it's in the running

So I haven’t been able to obtain a Vicentini panettone this year as I did last year, but I did get the Olivieri shared below! It is soft and fragrant, it is better than many grocery store panettones, but I have to say, it’s not as sublime as the Vicentini

Holy shit this line: “Plans are hard. Chaos is easy” Is the most neurodivergent shit ever 💞

My response to anything over the next two weeks

Wow there sure does seem to be a lot of weird, unhealthy obsession with what’s going on under other people’s clothing happening out there

There is no more perfect representation of the relativity of time than hitting the snooze button

Getting out of bed during the peak of the long dark is basically impossible

Aside from how absolutely wild this is on its face, right now is the absolute heaviest time of year at Leavenworth - a Bavarian-themed town with a massive Christmas market tourism draw. I have to imagine people are stuck there, or really had to travel far to go around to get back!

I sleep like a rotisserie chicken 🙃

Wow has it been a supremely yucky day today. It’s still raining so hard

iOS 26 is just so user hostile ~for the aesthetic~

A friend of mine at work shared their family’s yuletide tradition me and I thought it was really neat- “a boast, a toast, and an oath” A boast: something great you did this year A toast: something or someone you’re grateful for An oath: a promise for the new year I’d love to hear y’all’s!

Hey PNW friends there’s an active evacuation warning for peeps near the Green River in Tukwila, Renton, and Kent:

may i present to you… the first four birds of the twelve days of christmas, drawn as accurately as possible (and no, these are not photos)! please let me know if you have any constructive criticism, i am simply striving for anatomical accuracy.

Bayyyyyybeeee Bundt doo doo do do do do doo Baby Bundt doo doo do do do do doo

As an avid supporter of first breakfast and second breakfast, let me tell you about first pajamas and second pajamas

Happy Hanukkah to those who celebrate

As someone who spent years working in page layout at a decently sized newspaper WOOWWWWW

I was so excited to see that the place I am eating at offered a half-order of nachos Said half-order

As an eastie my heart got so excited to see this AND I ACQUIRED THEM moments before they sold out!! And it came with a delightful art made by the baker’s mom!! #cookieParty