Got my amaryllis and paperwhite bulbs today!! It’s a great time to plant them 🌱

10/10 take. No notes.

Happiness can come from lots of people, places, activities, or things. But the best source just might be dogs.

Fall is here and many of you may be shopping for an overcoat. Let me show what you can get as you move up the price ladder. 🧵

I cannot stress enough how far it goes to simply acknowledge existing challenges and the hard work of your teammates and partners you work with. When you do that, you’re letting them know that you see them as a human, not a resource.

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BEHOLD… bsky.app/profile/did:...

It’s wayyyyy too early to have twitchy legs

Been fun blocking all the butternaise haters in my mentions today

9:00 am: goes on sale 9:01 am: Sold out BUT I GOT IT

@floregonian.com remember when you’d sing, just for the fuck of it?

Granted I am only 3 episodes in but this new season of The Witcher is the closest to the books (last 1-2 books) so far. There’s some choices that will be interesting to see if they make, but really happy to see them leaning into Ciri’s “Rats” period. And Laurence Fishburne as Regis is inspired

IT IS 11/6 TILLAMOOK WHY can’t I buy my BUTTERNAISE

*sad music playing*

IT IS 11/6 TILLAMOOK WHY can’t I buy my BUTTERNAISE

While I am super excited about the return of The Witcher, I do not enjoy the weird color shifts that happen occasionally? It makes me feel like I’m trippin out

I regret to share that my busted finger held together with string now itches like hell 😫

I know @joshuajfriedman.com is the mayor of Bluesky but I think tonight he’ll allow me this

Between this and the World Series, it’s been so nice to see so much joy and excitement on the skyline. I’ve really missed it 🥹

Tonight’s dinner: chicken pot pie with Bravetart’s garlic & cheddar drop biscuits as a topping—now to wait 20 mins as we wait for the lava to subside.

Proud of my home state today! This *and* governor Virginia was done

It me

All of this courtroom drama would’ve been absolutely peak yesterday on national sandwich day

important pupdate doggo.exe has crashed

This cloud service is down all the time smh

It’s time for Teen @theonion.com (but with real news. Also Adult Onion with real news)

Made many jars! It gets so dark at the end it looks almost like red barbecue sauce

Because I am apparently a glutton for punishment, I had to get a TDAP (they decided I should since metal and it had been more than 5 years), so I got a flu shot too and am hurty ☹️

Accessibility peeps! Have any of you done accessibility testing on EPUB? I have an inquiry I want to pass on to anyone with experience with the format.

My house smells amazing

But I’m not ready for another work week

This orange goop is 3/4 of the way to being membrillo (quince paste) from these quinces

Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...

Me, I’ve been told I give great hugs several times 🥰

To close out spooky season you should watch all 9 minutes of this video

This pup is so zonked

gonna try out my time machine later tonight, probably just go back an hour

Game musta taken it all out of folks, my timeline is so quiet now

I have entered the “I hate this stupid splint on my finger” phase in hour 6 of the 12 days I have to wear it 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Baseball stats getting a little out of hand

What. A. Game.

That was the greatest baseball game I’ve ever seen.

*Finally* the bunt pays off

People on here will post anything. 'Baseball games have 9 innings.' No they don’t. That isn’t true.

are dodgers and jays fans posting from the grave

They really love to live dangerously in this game don’t they

I love for everyone that this is now the baseball app