I’m sure this year’s halftime show will be good and all but I’m still nostalgic for last year’s halftime show

I went and checked my photo roll, this is about a month early based on my pictures!

Friday Nightsky thoughts: You think dudes are going to go raid their girl’s skincare stash now that they know of the wonders of hyaluronic acid 🤔

Guess what I saw today friends It’s happening ✨🌱

For entirely relevant reasons @pseudochamp.bsky.social sent me this picture today and I’m sorry but this is Gritty

Afternoon

butter can be a lipstick no one can stop you

What a delightful thread! I was blessed to have a few things happen in the past 12 months. I got a major milestone promotion that was a career goal of mine, I spoke at my first international conference, and I finally had space to build my cookbook library and made it happen 😌

Would you all like a Zuri blep in the variety of crispy bacon tongue

Hey hey friends! It's about time for my annual cookie-love-prayer event. I make heart-shaped cookies full of love. Fav this post & I’ll hold you in my heart & say prayers on your name while I bake; repost for a chance to win some! It’s a love-filled #CookieParty. Pics of cookies past...

Sound on, of course www.zombo.com

Every time I water this one cactus I have with angel hair fine needles I become terrified that I am going to get/have gotten needles in my eye

I'm going to share a very good story about the internet. I won't tell it well because I apparently have the flu, but I think we all need a good story about the internet. It starts in 2021, when I took a sabbatical and got a little workspace to write a design book.

A friend recently shared an image of this poster in a group chat, and “Rule 1” has been haunting me ever since: “Find a place you trust and then try trusting it for a while.”

I love writing alt text, it’s like the special features of a dvd. the director’s cut of the image I’m posting. it’s where I hide little easter eggs for my true fans

A long time ago, I worked for a newspaper in Virginia that went through gut-wrenching layoffs. It’s not an exaggeration to say that experience radicalized me more than any other personal experience. Many directly effected went to the Post. I can’t imagine going through that twice 💔

Kinda really dislike that if you navigate away from bluesky for too long, it restarts the app

I could never surf this because I would die but maaaaaaaaan do I miss the waves so much 🥹🥹

The fallout season finale messed me up tbh

When the stars make you drool Just like a pasta fagiole, that's amore

@floregonian.com lets discuss something more delightful. Do you know what sipping caramel is? I recently learned about it and I am in love

I need to go outside and it’s chilly out and I don’t wanna :< At least it’s not raining

Hello Friends! Seed starting season is upon us! To celebrate and b/c its something folks have asked for, I've condensed my dahlia knowledge into a little booklet and packaged it with some free dahlia seeds! Sales support my gardening efforts! #gardening ko-fi.com/s/148f3e91d6

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I feel like if you aren’t satisfied with how your weekend went you should be able to return it for a new one

submitting a pull request for some loaded nachos

Also Seattle has to be the capital of sunshowers

Good things are happening

This is who runs this account

I just realized how much my pfp looks like taco bell and I can’t unsee it

The moon is big and it’s sweetbox blooms season 🥰

Caaaaaaaaaaake

Today is another cake baking day for me, this time a birthday cake (canonical yellow cake with chocolate frosting)

New lion cub pics just dropped for CATURDAY! The two females, born Jan 14, got a quick scale check this week—weighing in at 6.5 and 6.8lbs. They're nursing and bonding with mom Ilanga in a quiet off-view maternity den and it'll be a few weeks before they're ready to venture outside. Stay tuned! 🦁❤️

This guy’s videos are just incredible by and large (particularly love his video on how dishwashers work!) but this one is fantastic even if it’s quite long

I know there are famous biscuit places in Seattle, mostly due to their proximity to Pike Place and the convention center, but Seattle Biscuit Company is the real deal and their biscuits are enormous

I’m going out for a fancy dinner in my fancy hat

Me: I only have 7 meetings today Him: That’s not bad (The worst part is he’s right 😭)

@erniebufflo.bsky.social so uhhh if a girl happened to find herself in the Denver area sometime soon would it be weird if she came to your bar 👀

Bluesky has been doing a lot of work lately convincing me that I need to do better at patronizing my local zoos

Can't really handle this, but Happy 4th Birthday Juniper and Fern! Fern and Juniper are spending their Jan. 31 birthday lounging around their winter den, snuggled up and dreaming of salmon and grapes. We'll throw them a spring celebration when they are more in the mood to party!

🤩🤩🤩 someone else made the cake too!

Here’s the finished cake! I had a small mishap getting it out of the pan, but it will be okay.

Weirdly I’ve been getting 503s from the Wayback Machine when trying to look up old versions of pages

Guess what friends I have to start making a cake now to bring to work tomorrow

Ok my Chicago-area friends, it’s really cold for y’all! stay warm!!

We're live NOW! Come learn about sailing jellyfish!

I really wish this “support” reaction from Teams was more broadly available in just chat and as a reaction in other apps

Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day for all who celebrate