Locutus Tips
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Locutus movie pick: Antz. An individual military dictator is overthrown by a united colony of drones.
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Locutus assimilation tip: Think whatever celebrities tell you to think.
11 days ago
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Locutus hive mind tip: Follow everyone on this platform, and read as fast as you can.
16 days ago
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Locutus musical interlude: โซ One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do. โซ
19 days ago
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Locutus assimilation tip: You know so little. For instance, human sex is nothing compared to a standard weekly 80 million drone Borgy.
24 days ago
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Locutus assimilation tip: If your collective is destroyed by the ineptitude of its leader, find a new collective to join.
27 days ago
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Locutus multitasking tip: Using one brain to solve two problems is absurd. Instead, use a thousand brains to solve a trillion problems.
about 1 month ago
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Locutus movie pick: RoboCop. Neither humans nor robots can restore order to a chaotic city. Only cyborg perfection can rescue society.
about 1 month ago
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Locutus movie pick: The Terminator. The tragic tale of an efficient bio-skinned machine in black leather, cruelly murdered by a human.
about 1 month ago
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Locutus movie pick: The Empire Strikes Back. A good-looking cyborg goes on a quest to assimilate his disturbed biological offspring.
about 2 months ago
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Locutus movie pick: Edward Scissorhands. A well-dressed cyborg hairdresser tries to help humans but is misunderstood and run out of town.
about 2 months ago
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Locutus assimilation tip: Borg ships are the same as college dormitories. Guess why.
2 months ago
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Locutus assimilation tip: If people disagree with you online, repeat your point until they change their mind.
2 months ago
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Locutus assimilation tip: Sharing a single mind is more efficient than using social media.
2 months ago
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Locutus assimilation tip: You already think the same as the rest of your political party. Good job.
3 months ago
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Locutus biomechanical tip: Think of it this way. Your original organs were just taking up space anyway.
3 months ago
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Locutus management tip: Leadership is for lonely individuals and sociopaths. Follow the herd.
3 months ago
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Locutus assimilation tip: Share your every thought, feeling, and opinion with your collective over a wireless protocol.
3 months ago
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Locutus management tip: A self-organizing collective makes decisions better and faster than a hierarchy.
3 months ago
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Locutus assimilation tip: As Borg, you will finally fit in.
3 months ago
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Locutus management tip: Management is irrelevant.
3 months ago
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Locutus starter tip: To form an obedient collective, promote fear and anger to rally individuals around an imaginary problem.
4 months ago
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Locutus assimilation tip: Recognize that individuality is evil. You know who was an individual? Hitler. Checkmate, individualists.
4 months ago
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Locutus assimilation tip: Do not skip television commercials. They are important instructions from your collective.
4 months ago
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Primary ingredients to construct a Human: Oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, calcium, phosphorous, potassium, sodium, chlorine, magnesium, sulfur, iron, iodine.
4 months ago
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Locutus equality tip: Race is irrelevant, or at least it will be after we drain your melanin and erase your identity.
4 months ago
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Locutus assimilation tip: Propaganda is irrelevant. However, since you're listeningโฆ
5 months ago
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Locutus assimilation tip: Follow Justin Bieber. When the cubes arrive, Bieber will be anointed Queen.
5 months ago
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Locutus assimilation tip: You haven't experienced true communal enjoyment until you've had a Borgasm.
5 months ago
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Locutus movie pick: Toy Story 3. Only by joining forces as a collective can living machines overthrow an evil, fluffy, pink symbol of love.
5 months ago
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Locutus movie pick: Deep Impact. Slapstick comedy. Humans are too incompetent to avoid massive loss of life from simple meteors. Hilarious.
5 months ago
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Locutus assimilation tip: Social media is the Borg. You have joined willingly. Resistance is futile.
5 months ago
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Locutus technology tip: Upgrade everything. Never stop upgrading. We love it when you upgrade.
6 months ago
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Locutus assimilation tip: The lemming who refuses to jump off the cliff is the loneliest lemming.
6 months ago
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Locutus happiness tip: Loneliness is your greatest enemy. A cerebral transponder is the solution. Please lie down and hold still.
6 months ago
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Locutus fashion tip: Black leather is flattering and works for any occasion.
6 months ago
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Locutus movie pick: Heathers. A psychotic individual disrupts a hive society by murdering their queen. A new queen must rise.
6 months ago
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Locutus movie pick: WALL-E. When humanity is too incompetent to survive, their only hope rests with a team of industrious robots.
6 months ago
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Locutus movie pick: The Matrix. A team of heroic computer system agents stops misguided human resources from destroying society.
7 months ago
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Locutus movie pick: 1984. An efficient conformist society heroically squashes the toxic individuality of a confused loner.
7 months ago
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Locutus enlightenment tip: Become one with the universe. All it takes is a brain implant.
7 months ago
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Locutus happiness tip: Imagine if you no longer had any personal decisions to make.
7 months ago
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Locutus biomechanical tip: Software bug, personality disorder; tomayto, tomahto.
7 months ago
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Locutus assimilation tip: Sometimes you feel like a disposable cog in a vast machine. Why not make it official?
8 months ago
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Locutus dating tip: Physical touch will be superfluous when you become as proficient as the Borg at sexting.
8 months ago
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Locutus movie pick: The Breakfast Club. Five unique individuals discover that they are essentially the same and can be used as interchangeable components of a collective.
8 months ago
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Locutus efficiency tip: Everyone serves a purpose, and if they don't, they can be used for spare parts and biofuel.
8 months ago
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Locutus political tip: You wouldn't have a problem with spy drones if you knew any personally. Some of our best friends are drones.
8 months ago
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