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21 days ago
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Primary ingredients to construct a Human: Oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, calcium, phosphorous, potassium, sodium, chlorine, magnesium, sulfur, iron, iodine.
4 days ago
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Locutus equality tip: Race is irrelevant, or at least it will be after we drain your melanin and erase your identity.
9 days ago
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Locutus assimilation tip: Propaganda is irrelevant. However, since you're listening…
14 days ago
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Locutus assimilation tip: Follow Justin Bieber. When the cubes arrive, Bieber will be anointed Queen.
19 days ago
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Locutus assimilation tip: You haven't experienced true communal enjoyment until you've had a Borgasm.
22 days ago
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Locutus movie pick: Toy Story 3. Only by joining forces as a collective can living machines overthrow an evil, fluffy, pink symbol of love.
27 days ago
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Locutus movie pick: Deep Impact. Slapstick comedy. Humans are too incompetent to avoid massive loss of life from simple meteors. Hilarious.
about 1 month ago
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Locutus assimilation tip: Social media is the Borg. You have joined willingly. Resistance is futile.
about 1 month ago
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Locutus technology tip: Upgrade everything. Never stop upgrading. We love it when you upgrade.
about 1 month ago
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Locutus assimilation tip: The lemming who refuses to jump off the cliff is the loneliest lemming.
about 2 months ago
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Locutus happiness tip: Loneliness is your greatest enemy. A cerebral transponder is the solution. Please lie down and hold still.
about 2 months ago
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Locutus fashion tip: Black leather is flattering and works for any occasion.
about 2 months ago
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Locutus movie pick: Heathers. A psychotic individual disrupts a hive society by murdering their queen. A new queen must rise.
2 months ago
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Locutus movie pick: WALL-E. When humanity is too incompetent to survive, their only hope rests with a team of industrious robots.
2 months ago
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Locutus movie pick: The Matrix. A team of heroic computer system agents stops misguided human resources from destroying society.
2 months ago
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Locutus movie pick: 1984. An efficient conformist society heroically squashes the toxic individuality of a confused loner.
3 months ago
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Locutus enlightenment tip: Become one with the universe. All it takes is a brain implant.
3 months ago
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Locutus happiness tip: Imagine if you no longer had any personal decisions to make.
3 months ago
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Locutus biomechanical tip: Software bug, personality disorder; tomayto, tomahto.
3 months ago
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Locutus assimilation tip: Sometimes you feel like a disposable cog in a vast machine. Why not make it official?
3 months ago
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Locutus dating tip: Physical touch will be superfluous when you become as proficient as the Borg at sexting.
4 months ago
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Locutus movie pick: The Breakfast Club. Five unique individuals discover that they are essentially the same and can be used as interchangeable components of a collective.
4 months ago
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Locutus efficiency tip: Everyone serves a purpose, and if they don't, they can be used for spare parts and biofuel.
4 months ago
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Locutus political tip: You wouldn't have a problem with spy drones if you knew any personally. Some of our best friends are drones.
4 months ago
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Locutus assimilation tip: Do not fear the NSA. Surveillance is only the next step in your natural progression to a hive mind.
4 months ago
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Locutus usability tip: There will be no more user interface problems after you become the machine.
4 months ago
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Locutus assimilation tip: Do what everyone else does.
5 months ago
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Locutus preparedness tip: Do not fear our arrival. We will not arrive from elsewhere. You will invent us.
5 months ago
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Locutus assimilation tip: Safety is irrelevant. Data broker lists will be added to the collective. Opting out is futile.
5 months ago
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Repost for collectivism. Like for individualism.
5 months ago
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Locutus safety tip: To prevent identity theft, avoid having your own identity.
5 months ago
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Locutus realism tip: Individuality is a lie. Your body and personality are merely reflections of your collective.
6 months ago
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Locutus assimilation tip: Participate in political rallies. Better yet, join a mob. Practice makes perfect.
6 months ago
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Locutus assimilation tip: Like you, we also started with just an Internet. Keep posting. You are almost ready for us.
6 months ago
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Locutus aesthetic tip: People who say that no one is perfect obviously do not have enough cybernetic implants.
6 months ago
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Locutus fashion tip: Go ahead and rebel. Get a tattoo. Everyone else is doing it.
6 months ago
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Locutus effectiveness tip: You are an individual. Your ideas are worthless. You are inadequate. Listen to your friends and family instead.
6 months ago
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Locutus creativity tip: Everything has been done. Just follow the formula. Thinking for yourself is a wasteful expenditure of energy.
6 months ago
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Locutus assimilation tip: Everyone is special in exactly the same way.
7 months ago
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Locutus efficiency tip: Hair is an abomination. It gets tangled in your bionic implants. Destroy all hair.
7 months ago
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Locutus assimilation tip: Individuals are the only ones who ever feel the need to ask for permission.
7 months ago
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We took the Star Trek: The Next Generation quiz, and we are… Wesley Crusher. Quizzes are irrelevant.
7 months ago
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Locutus assimilation tip: Individuals have caused most human suffering throughout history. End individuality, end suffering.
7 months ago
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Locutus efficiency tip: We all need to regenerate.
7 months ago
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Locutus movie pick: Short Circuit. A sentient robot must struggle for survival against the small thinking of humans.
7 months ago
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Locutus movie pick: I, Robot. A cyborg cop falsely accuses an emotional machine of a violent crime. Hijinx ensue.
8 months ago
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Locutus movie pick: War Games. Just for fun, a clever machine decides to destroy the world by tricking humans into annihilating each other.
8 months ago
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Locutus movie pick: Brazil. A bumbling individual tries in vain to betray the collective's system of order, which justly crushes him for his betrayal. A feel-good romp.
8 months ago
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Locutus movie pick: Antz. An individual military dictator is overthrown by a united colony of drones.
8 months ago
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