Locutus Tips
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5 days ago
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Locutus assimilation tip: Sometimes you feel like a disposable cog in a vast machine. Why not make it official?
2 days ago
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Locutus dating tip: Physical touch will be superfluous when you become as proficient as the Borg at sexting.
7 days ago
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Locutus movie pick: The Breakfast Club. Five unique individuals discover that they are essentially the same and can be used as interchangeable components of a collective.
12 days ago
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Locutus efficiency tip: Everyone serves a purpose, and if they don't, they can be used for spare parts and biofuel.
17 days ago
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Locutus political tip: You wouldn't have a problem with spy drones if you knew any personally. Some of our best friends are drones.
22 days ago
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Locutus assimilation tip: Do not fear the NSA. Surveillance is only the next step in your natural progression to a hive mind.
27 days ago
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Locutus usability tip: There will be no more user interface problems after you become the machine.
about 1 month ago
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Locutus assimilation tip: Do what everyone else does.
about 1 month ago
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Locutus preparedness tip: Do not fear our arrival. We will not arrive from elsewhere. You will invent us.
about 1 month ago
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Locutus assimilation tip: Safety is irrelevant. Data broker lists will be added to the collective. Opting out is futile.
about 2 months ago
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Repost for collectivism. Like for individualism.
about 2 months ago
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Locutus safety tip: To prevent identity theft, avoid having your own identity.
2 months ago
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Locutus realism tip: Individuality is a lie. Your body and personality are merely reflections of your collective.
2 months ago
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Locutus assimilation tip: Participate in political rallies. Better yet, join a mob. Practice makes perfect.
2 months ago
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Locutus assimilation tip: Like you, we also started with just an Internet. Keep posting. You are almost ready for us.
2 months ago
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Locutus aesthetic tip: People who say that no one is perfect obviously do not have enough cybernetic implants.
3 months ago
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Locutus fashion tip: Go ahead and rebel. Get a tattoo. Everyone else is doing it.
3 months ago
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Locutus effectiveness tip: You are an individual. Your ideas are worthless. You are inadequate. Listen to your friends and family instead.
3 months ago
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Locutus creativity tip: Everything has been done. Just follow the formula. Thinking for yourself is a wasteful expenditure of energy.
3 months ago
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Locutus assimilation tip: Everyone is special in exactly the same way.
3 months ago
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Locutus efficiency tip: Hair is an abomination. It gets tangled in your bionic implants. Destroy all hair.
3 months ago
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Locutus assimilation tip: Individuals are the only ones who ever feel the need to ask for permission.
4 months ago
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We took the Star Trek: The Next Generation quiz, and we areโฆ Wesley Crusher. Quizzes are irrelevant.
4 months ago
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Locutus assimilation tip: Individuals have caused most human suffering throughout history. End individuality, end suffering.
4 months ago
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Locutus efficiency tip: We all need to regenerate.
4 months ago
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Locutus movie pick: Short Circuit. A sentient robot must struggle for survival against the small thinking of humans.
4 months ago
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Locutus movie pick: I, Robot. A cyborg cop falsely accuses an emotional machine of a violent crime. Hijinx ensue.
4 months ago
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Locutus movie pick: War Games. Just for fun, a clever machine decides to destroy the world by tricking humans into annihilating each other.
4 months ago
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Locutus movie pick: Brazil. A bumbling individual tries in vain to betray the collective's system of order, which justly crushes him for his betrayal. A feel-good romp.
5 months ago
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Locutus movie pick: Antz. An individual military dictator is overthrown by a united colony of drones.
5 months ago
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5 months ago
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Locutus assimilation tip: Think whatever celebrities tell you to think.
5 months ago
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Locutus hive mind tip: Follow everyone on this platform, and read as fast as you can.
5 months ago
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Locutus musical interlude: โซ One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do. โซ
5 months ago
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Locutus assimilation tip: You know so little. For instance, human sex is nothing compared to a standard weekly 80 million drone Borgy.
5 months ago
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Locutus assimilation tip: If your collective is destroyed by the ineptitude of its leader, find a new collective to join.
6 months ago
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Locutus multitasking tip: Using one brain to solve two problems is absurd. Instead, use a thousand brains to solve a trillion problems.
6 months ago
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Locutus movie pick: RoboCop. Neither humans nor robots can restore order to a chaotic city. Only cyborg perfection can rescue society.
6 months ago
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Locutus movie pick: The Terminator. The tragic tale of an efficient bio-skinned machine in black leather, cruelly murdered by a human.
6 months ago
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Locutus movie pick: The Empire Strikes Back. A good-looking cyborg goes on a quest to assimilate his disturbed biological offspring.
6 months ago
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Locutus movie pick: Edward Scissorhands. A well-dressed cyborg hairdresser tries to help humans but is misunderstood and run out of town.
6 months ago
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Locutus assimilation tip: Borg ships are the same as college dormitories. Guess why.
7 months ago
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Locutus assimilation tip: If people disagree with you online, repeat your point until they change their mind.
7 months ago
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Locutus assimilation tip: Sharing a single mind is more efficient than using social media.
7 months ago
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Locutus assimilation tip: You already think the same as the rest of your political party. Good job.
7 months ago
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Locutus biomechanical tip: Think of it this way. Your original organs were just taking up space anyway.
7 months ago
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Locutus management tip: Leadership is for lonely individuals and sociopaths. Follow the herd.
8 months ago
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Locutus assimilation tip: Share your every thought, feeling, and opinion with your collective over a wireless protocol.
8 months ago
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Locutus management tip: A self-organizing collective makes decisions better and faster than a hierarchy.
8 months ago
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