we're looking for a third who understands the homelab lifestyle

if anything the failure to meet my need for chocolate pudding reflects badly on all of you

[watching the sun rise] i could do that

Synecdoche, New York takes place during instrumentality and the third impact so the correct viewing order is 1-24, First half of EoE, episode 25, Synecdoche, New York, episode 26 and then the second half of EoE

heres the thing about make the forth of may be with you - i dont believe in that shit and i dont want to see it

don't believe in violence this geezer said he was assaulted, na, didn't 'appen, 'es makin' it up

I'm seeing her in the mirror more and more, at first it was just glimpses but now I see her fully standing there behind me

i feel as though i have an innate understanding of bushido and that ought to be respected

[looking at the pale blue dot suspended in a sunbeam] Booo! Hisssss!!

it's asking to be let in

too many bus stops in this world not enough bus starts 😔

the big wet boys, big rotund pale wet boys that are slapping flesh together just yonder, making a big ruckus with their bods, normally i'd be in favour but today it's grating

the tieam has done some pretty incredible stuff, good job

it's kind of a rogue like but you take over from another player somewhere in the world who also just died in their game

on cinema at the cinema oscar special time 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

i wrote a poem on the side of a fallen tree between the moss and lichen and gently rolled it down the hill, into the river and out to sea. i followed it using GPS and EU GALILEO satellite positioning systems as it disrupted shipping and forced bulk carrier AMBROSE DESTINY to take evasive action

celebrating 21 years of james blunt's back to bedlam

listening in on a generation alpha numbers station

whenever i open a command line terminal i am afraid that i am going to be eaten by a grue

i am a somewhat tragic figure, in that i have a runny nose

brought leftovers from the pudding i made

daily handbag carry: opera gloves sunglasses a little derringer cigarillo holder three cigarillos each marked with a man's name

cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents

imagine if you will, jar jar binks, but instead of saying his classic line mesa jar jar binks he says mensa jar jar binks because he does well in iq tests and has joined mensa, imagine him saying mensa jar jar binks for a moment, now if you dropped his accent when imaging that, examine why that is

another depressing off-season in the tent hire for outdoor discos trade

Paddington doesn't kill that's the thing about him like obviously people are harmed but we never see Paddington actively take a life or use a gun

i was just contacted by a charity and they're trying to get in touch with you as you're one of the worst cases of whatever it is that you are they have ever seen

as far is in my book is concerned, to live ethically is to live epically

there's a 31.9m diameter black sphere in deep space about 0.4 light years away and that's where my thoughts come from

23:29: i have entered a dessert seeking mode

sonic the hedgehog is upset with you

thinking about climbing into a rock tumbler and just getting tumbled for a while, at least until i am smooth

pickup line suggested by my brother: Oi luv, get in the wheelbarrow, you'll do

thinking about goldeen's incredible lips

what book should i read

when it became apparent that there was a real life Peter Griffin, the creators of family guy should have constructed the show in such as way as to give him a good and healthy life, it's a massive moral failure on the part of seth macfarlane

Oi, alright then! Come and fucking tuck me into bed if you think you're hard enough!

they fucking minioned me

i took one of those tell what people's emotions are from these photos test and got like 76% putting me in neurotypical range, i have completely wasted my time building elaborate minecart rail networks in minecraft

what's your favourite watercooler moment? mine was glug glug glug

sometimes ill wear all the car seatbelts so im extra safe

like we all think your clockwork menagerie is cool but it's also pretty weird dude

got this to wear to straight pride, im not straight but i am an ally

crushing an espresso like a bloodborne blood vial

touching an egg's face with a hand covered in estrogel and birthing them like saruman

oit lads, it's about to get tasty that's readymeal dan, he's a good sort, eyes only for his missus, no safer pair of hands for a blag that's terry the whippet, quick with a shootah and quicker with his tongue

local gang seen loitering outside of waitrose drinking elderflower cordial

hard drive that converts files written to it to ai prompts using a classifier and then just stores them as text, then when you read the file back it generates it from the prompt

Just a heads up to any prospective shinigami out there with spare deathnotes like 90% of what I'm going to write is "wanking accident"

this is messed