at my dad's funeral a woman dropped her communion wafer and the priest wouldn't give her another one and she picked it up off the floor and ate it

Mack The Knife verse 1: this macheath guy is bad news. Mack The Knife verse 6:

when I was a kid I used to think it was gross how often Hal and Lois had sex on Malcolm in the Middle but now that I’m a grown up I think it’s sweet

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

is Arthur Chu on here

where does he rank all time

she’s a thug

talking to a Bluesky user about Smiling Friends ending

Marty Supreme opening credits

Suicide Squad (2016)

did Bluesky see Nirvana the Band the Show the Movie

Here it is, your moment of zen.

Okay

Thomas Massie is cooking right now and explicitly states that UAE Sultan Ahmed Bin Sulayem was sending torture videos to Epstein

Chris Rufo doesn't have a career outside of being a "culture warrior." This is his movement. He made his bed. Now he gets to lie in it.

Monroe sitting in the spot my dad died in and then licking himself. Thinking of them both today ❤️

robin williams, good will hunting: if i asked you about asa akira, you probably know a lot about her. 5'2, c cup, 2013 AVN best actress. but you can't tell me how it feels to get a vertical selfie with her at the vegas hard rock. you never stood there staring down those tan fakies. you're just a kid

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“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.

you can't take anyone saying "rogan has turned on trump" seriously. the guy is completely compromised. he spends his entire life online but plays dumb about anything inconvenient for the right wing and tries to dodge the topic. he's a fully controlled arm of the US government

Erm,

this is the only way to appreciate someone playing a bitchin guitar solo

Monroe passed away peacefully today. I am going to miss him very much. I am happy you all got to love him as much as my family and I did ❤️

So she had a pulse. That’s what the doctor on the scene wanted to check. She wasn’t breathing, but she had a pulse. He could have started CPR right away. Instead ICE barred the doctor from attending her and waited 15 mins for EMT to get to her.

does bluesky like The Pitt

One Battle After Another with my sexuality

does bluesky like One Battle After Another

Negatively polarizing yourself into an Iraq war supporter 2 decades after the fact is an interesting one

lmao

"Wuthering Heights" (2026) starring Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi.

All this Marvel stuff is so old that even hating it feels tired and boring

2025 Book Thread 1. Secret Diary of Laura Palmer - Jennifer Lynch 2. The Seven Storey Mountain - Thomas Merton 3. Diary of a Country Priest - Georges Bernanos 4. Ada or Ardor - Vladimir Nabokov 5. The Golden Notebook - Doris Lessing 6. Moby Dick - Herman Melville 7. A Little Life - Hanya Yanagihara

Monroe said let's do a silly one