This btw is the way

Noah Berlatsky is really going through it

it would probably be so satisfying to get princess carried by Shohei Ohtani

They aren't nice people!

god bless mad magazine. a three-hour historical stanley kubrick epic? you better believe we're going to parody it in our magazine for children

Cartman colored hat in The Fly

Tonight. You.

if Lois tried to fuck I’d be like alright. but if Marge tried I’d be like what’s going on with you and Homer and do what I could to bring them back together

I would rather be illiterate than read anything by this person

my long awaited podcast debut 👇

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every week i pay her to not harm me

yeah man I think we figured that out

(I start closing the box)

repost if u belive love is love

whoof that was a close one

had to hit ‘em with that Monroe stare

where’s Perry? he’s at the gym little bro

didn’t post this on here

it’s an honor

“Barney, that is so insightful. How did you come up with that?” “It was on one of these bar napkins.”

this is a blue sky exclusive

very gay

I'm a vampire…

Hayley Atwell is MattFerrariMagazine.com’s Baddie of the Week

rate limited again

gm

what y’all know about this https://open.spotify.com/track/1HL3yEnYq8LEyFQ3QegA5V?si=L2hwVWcwRTajXhRxNGvgag

hero

reading my Hulk comic

everything bagel with scallion cream cheese from yesterday. what kind of bagels and cream cheese do you guys like

cheesesteak I had yesterday. pretty good

having a coke zero

da burgah