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Now that we know the bulk of Parkinson's is environmental, not genetic, do we think that anything will change going forward?

dubs currently have the acab record

Bunch of interesting stuff in this but the most interesting tidbit in my personal opinion is that Alina Habba apparently said she had the Tate brothers' back. How and why would the woman nominated as the U.S. Attorney for NJ have their back? 🤔 www.nytimes.com/2025/12/10/u...

who?

Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”

Gonna have to get this shirt

An absolute horrific nightmare of two AI bots caught in a loop with each other is the perfect example of the total nothingness of AI “brains”.

🚨 Today, I formally introduced articles of impeachment against Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. RFK Jr. has turned his back on science and the safety of the American people. Michiganders cannot take another day of his chaos.

The worst draft is the rule 34 draft

"“If you’re not willing to give my child a puberty blocker shot, which is an evidence-based, legal, medically necessary care, then what are you going to do? Stop providing abortions? Stop providing vaccines? It’s just a really slippery slope.”" Read this. sfstandard.com/2025/12/09/s...

you can remove the word "parenting" from this and it all still holds

Remember to call your reps because every morning they get hit on the head with a mallet and turn into Ronald Reagan no matter who voted for them

I feel like you can't really say "war is inevitable" in response to the chants of a country's army when you're literally occupying the territory of that country

RINGS

I'm probably alone in this but a full proof lie detector would be huge

Whenever I see someone with a brand new Tesla.

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Feel free to keep sending this to me but don’t worry: Burke and I have talked. My wife and I have talked. My therapist and I have talked. Look, I can’t have these in my house. I don’t know how much storage units cost. I don’t know if I can handle management of this in Philly. BUT I’M WORKING ON IT.

sorry, 35%. so like 5-7k votes probably. still nothing

someone less lazy than me can do the proper math, but there’s probably about 55k arab folks in dearborn, and - what, maybe a third were both eligible and voted? and of that about 15% shifted away from dems we’re talking like 2k votes. she lost michigan by 80k. this is stupid

NW:

Mmmm, Santa juice

The most important political fault line of our time is over whether children are people or property.

Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.

He's got the lightning lane

Welcome to the jungle Our work week's just 4 days And everyone gets medical Plus a good 401K And if you are harrassed In any way sexually HR will get on top of that With confidentiality In the jungle Welcome to the jungle My... My... My employee Oooh We hope you will succeed! *guitar solo*

Going to be really funny when we find out it's just been a series of crypto scams to get unlikeable & unworthy assholes into the HOF.

Congrats to Hall of Famer Jeff Kent, who was on Survivor in 2012 and said this after he was kicked off. It should be noted that the top marginal tax rate in 2012 was 35%, unchanged from the last 6 years of the Bush era. Which makes you wonder whether maybe the tax rate was not his beef with Obama.

Just $10 received in the last 22 hours. Nowhere near paying my rent, please help, I'm screaming and hollering here!! 💕💸

watch deep space 9. it’s one of the best television shows ever created. you don’t need to see any other trek series to understand it. it’s beautifully and ruggedly honest about fascism.

america deserves this (derogatory)

If I don’t know who you are, and you feel the need to explain things to me, keep in mind I know significantly more than you

This is more embarrassing than the comedians doing the festival cause at least they were getting paid

Tired: flat streets Wired: Speed humps, tables, etc Inspired: Speed *dips*, because modern clearance and suspension makes taking speed bumps at speed no big deal, but dips still make drivers worry they'll damage their car, and that has the highest level of encouraging compliance

Rethink the hall by bringing in every retired player who lasted longer than X years, and every year players are voted out.

I’m not anti steroids but if you are barely over the line because you got way better in your 30s in the early 2000s that should probably be held against you

Which popular baseball player made the Hall of Fame this year? If you guessed Jeff Kent you are wrong, he was never popular.

80% of the people who run the Baseball Hall of Fame were in that Boaters for Trump group whose boats sank in 2020

If this is how it’s going to be, you should go through the Veterans Committee first so we don’t waste everyone’s time

Love Jeff Kent but agree on cowardice of the committee. Here’s an amazing bit from Joan Ryan’s team chemistry book (read it! It’s got interviews with Bonds and Kent!) about how Jeff Kent doesn’t like birthdays & other things:

Jeff Kent getting into the HOF is not something I ever would have expected, let alone before Bonds

They get off to violating the consent of others. Not more complicated than that.

You love to see it

Most appropriately pronounced in a German/Afrikaner accent.

“People are Using Chairs to Sit”