www.nytimes.com/2025/10/17/n... the world is driving people insane in some very particular ways at the moment isn't it. you feel almost delirious reading this stuff all the time.

“You have to appreciate what Ohtani’s doing!!” No I don’t. I am more than enough of a hater to stay strong here. We are simply built different.

JOE DAVIS: —hit the other way….IT’S A GRAND SLAM! CROWD: [going apeshit] JOHN SMOLTZ: That’s what happens when you throw a flat fastball in the zone. A grand slam. That’s four runs for the Mariners. I hate it here. I want to go home. I’m so bored. Joe, did you bring a gun I can turn on myself? Joe?

For perspective, Julio Rodríguez was born two and a half months later.

the entire brewers team should sit down like Richie Tenenbaum and take their socks and shoes off. make security drag you away.

“You have to appreciate what Shohei is doing” no I don’t.

When I saw the news about Tarik Skubal and the Tigers being so far apart in negotiations I knew what had to happen next. I e-mailed Dick Monfort and asked him about trading for Skubal. He did not rule the Rockies out. Anything is possible

If you know the email for Rockies’ owner Dick Monfort, you too can be in the front office

You might’ve heard this Brewers fan got fired for saying to call ICE on a Latino Dodgers fan, but maybe you didn’t hear where she also resigned from: Make A Wish.

women will be like “date night with this handsome guy 💕” and it’s just ghost turnip

Some of Baggs’ best prose on this

83 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just tripped and fell while being asked about ICE

Genuinely shocked at the things people don't take to the grave about themselves.

I drive in a small Corolla with my wife.

Pat Murphy has become easy to hate this postseason

Yeah. These dorks aren’t losers because they’re fat. Look at the aesthetic they give up. This isn’t a fat thing.

Finally a Pope that represents the Catholic I am: an incredibly petty hater

His self worth wasn’t tied to income… because he felt great until you made more… his self worth was tied to financial control

Shocked Duran didn’t make it

the subreddits for luxury watches are some of the darkest places on earth

“I object to seeing brown people on my street but I will give up this view if graduate requirements are shortened from two years to 18 months” give me a fucking break.

It is laughable to think that you can neuter the far right with minor tweaks like this. How many Conservative or Reform supporters even know that immigrants have to pass a language test? They object to immigration on emotional grounds, not because they have dry objections to eligibility criteria.

Joe Buck: Welcome to thanks giving [Joe Davis takes turkey out of the oven] [carves turkey to see it’s pink] Joe Buck: Oh yes [Joe Davis takes bite of raw turkey] [gets food poisoning] Joe Buck: Oh God Yes

imagine chasing away your 94th percentile hitter for one year of alex bregman

Padres manager Mike Shildt said he retired in part because of death threats from sports bettors:

Turns out your assumptions about what republican group chats are like is correct www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

I had to draw him

Just thinking about if the Brewers face the Mariners in the World Series, and we get to hear from Smoltz discussing Priester vs. the Big Keister. Chills.

Can’t imagine why the Jays came out so flat—oop

We have too many stats like birthplaces

“What a lot of people don’t know, before you eat a turkey, you have to cook it.”

Watch butt plug’s reaction to Cal Raleigh’s homer

the vest says "let's do lunch", but the culottes say "you're paying!"

Seattle Mariners activated RHP Bryan Woo.

Remaining teams gotta go woke before it’s too late

humpy and dumpy are having a great fall

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes

LMAOOOOO A bunch of comedians tried to make up for their participation in the Riyadh comedy festival by donating their pay to Human Rights Watch and Human rights Watch was like “nah bitch we don’t want your dirty blood money” 😂😂 I’m dying

With receipts! www.theguardian.com/stage/2025/o...

Guy thinks I’m a Phillies fan and not merely someone who hates Kershaw “for his beliefs” 😭🫵🏻

Bryce Harper didn’t have a single rbi this postseason btw and batting champ Trea Turner did nothing this game

Sorry you can’t stand that other fans mock your franchise homophobe but a very young pitcher getting stuck with the L cos his high paid teammates went missing isn’t on him.

Kershaw really shit on his legacy by deciding he needed to get on the record with the wackest, worst, laziest bigotry right as the curtain was coming down, and it will be tough to remember him any other way. Absolutely one of the greats, but no one can just be normal (or just be quiet) anymore.

It's a testament to the Dodgers' industry-leading depth that when one of their accomplished-but-washed chud pitchers duffs a game out of reach they actually have another accomplished-but-washed chud with even worse politics to bring in to mop it up. Most teams don't even have one guy that odious.

I can't imagine how shitty it would feel to single handedly lose a playoff game so badly that an entire stadium empties into the parking lot with several innings left and I'm glad Kershaw got to feel that tonight.

Kershaw couldn’t retire before one final postseason blowup

tim lincecum's postseason stats: 5-2, 2.40 era, 10.4 k/9, 3 rings and a dynasty

See when you dont leave the team during September you dont look like a dickhead during the playoffs. Lesson to be learned here

Sandwich cheese