I was thinking about how we're being awful to Cuba, again, and how hopefully our Dem leaders were already talking about it because it's a pretty easy issue to get right! Anyway

googoo dolls iris voice

You can tell that not enough LOTR guys are into fishing because Smeagol had a legit beef with Deagol for losing that monster. You don't get to lose the fish and keep the ring for yourself, man.

Immediately thought of this lol

We're doing all the "Iraq is killing babies" thing again or whatever aren't we

I'm cool with Eldridge not starting the year in the big leagues. It's not a time manipulation thing imo. His strikeout numbers are still pretty big.

There’s nothing Dems love more than throwing their most reliable voters under the bus in favor of people who would never cast a vote for them in a million years. And every single minority group that exists can tell you their own personal experience with this.

Clear protections against athletes and managers throwing games but not clear protections for athletes and coaches from the insane bettors.

every now and then he hits one from the logo

Perfect

I thought Tesla had a fake ass stock valuation (and they do) but I was curious about Meta, since they lit $80b on the metaverse lol), and with that announcement their stock is at $615 a share and only went down 1% today lol. Narnia is more real than either of those companies my God.

Liberals started the war on cars but Trump is finishing it 💪

Congrats to the Ohio Sheriff's Office for selflessly volunteering to educate the public on both The Streisand Effect and Why You Don't Fuck With A Dude Who Knows How To Play The Dozens For A Crowd in real time

legit lol

Dinosaurs have feathers was another pretty funny one in this regard.

thinking about the hero of this game for Team Venezuela, Eugenio Suárez, and his comments about ICE’s effect on Latino baseball players just last week

You guys are laughing. Paul Skenes almost was in the Air Force, and you're laughing.

An overconfident Team USA getting embarrassed by a much smaller country in front of a global audience is their last and most beautiful tribute to the American military yet

More like POO S A. This could be a baseball tweet or really for anything.

and people laughed when Bryce Harper decided to swap out his spinal fluid for raw milk

Since no one asked I am going to tell you anyways. Will Vest is my enemy bc they asked him a fun question about 90’s snacks and he talked about seed oils.

I think Aaron Judge sucks a lot because Derek Jeter sucked a lot.

Me and the boys are going to be hooting and hollering when they get to Job 3:14.

Had a thought and I am ready to be yelled at. U2 is the Brady Anderson of bands. They were solid, playable, but unspectacular. But then U2 put out The Joshua Tree while Anderson hit 50 homers in 1996. And then both went back to being solid but unspectacular again.

They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me.

Service members are actually pretty consistent with making fun of people who almost served lol

He got a 3x3 with onions and spread like me.

i wouldn't. if the global economy wants oil so badly it should learn to grind harder 🦾

I like that the stock market is off and sprinting to a high start today. Everyone involved took the weekend off from reading the news so they start with the assumption that Trump did good things in Iran and it's time to make money! Let's see how long it lasts lol

Directed a film that turns on America’s racist immigration laws, takes the Oscars stage not once but two times as a winner, and doesn’t say a goddamn thing about ICE. Shameful stuff, PTA.

The movie looked the best, it sounded the best, it was written the best, it was acted the best, HOWEVER You know, at that point why not just split Director and Picture (which I never agree with).

thank you Michael B Jordan for sparing us from the horror of having a kardashian thanked on the oscars stage

It's a little bit funny that Christopher Nolan is one of Ryan Coogler's mentors and Coogler is getting the Nolan Oscar treatment. Can't wait for Coogler to win his first (for Director/picture) in another 15 years or so.

Honestly you're just insulting the director if a movie wins for music, cinematography, screenplay, and actor but doesn't win for Director lol.

“No to war and Free Palestine” — Javier Bardem at the Oscars

It’s wild that Ludwig Göransson has three score Oscars off three nominations, AND is the go to for both Nolan and Coogler, and literally nobody is mad about it because he’s just that good.

Nobody should look this good with a mustache what the fuck

you grounded into a double play soldier. you failed your platoon at the time of greatest tactical consequence. string him up boys

Hope he wins for Director too.

All MLB players chose to make a shitload of money instead of serving their country, and Skenes actually quit the military for it, and that makes all their troop humping that much funnier.

This is Amy Madigan and Ed Harris refusing to applaud Elia Kazan's honorary Oscar in 1999. During the Blacklist Era, Kazan named names. Good on Amy and Ed.

“Tonight, we celebrate people, not AI. Animation is more than a prompt— it’s an art that deserves protection.” — Will Arnett presenting at the Oscars See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins26

OBLIGATORY MENTION OF WHERE GUNNAR HENDERSON WENT TO SCHOOL ALERT

“Someone on LinkedIn viewed your profile” <deletes account>

Why did Yamamoto do this against the Jays lol

If my son was killed in a bombing by another country when he was at school I wouldn't be getting my revenge against my country lol. This is a pretty simple equation!

Incredible work by AI and the person who prompted it (it wasn't me). Mark Duper is Mark Duper... but Nat Moore? That's also Mark Duper. Richmond Webb and Keith Sims were in High School in 1984 lol. So I guess you can forgive 1984 being in quotations at that point.

Watching Politico get told they're sanewashing shit by the guy they're sanewashing is just excellent. Media cooked. Getting dunked on by the people they're protecting. We are in the post-dignity era of the press.

Very funny to see the some of the loudest "I TOLD YOU SO" people about Trump are posting about how they miss W because when he colossally fucked up he quit golfing which is all a lot of Americans really need from their leaders.