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I know it's a fool's errand to expect anything from the media but "President posts video of himself dumping diarrhea on America" is an important thing to call attention to for a dozen reasons

Could have been a mistaken identity situation. The dickflatable looked like a bearclaw.

“The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality.” - James Baldwin

Dem AIPAC guys showing up to the No Kings protests are so funny, man.

respect

I think Ohtani made the right call going to the Dodgers because he saw what the Angels did to Trout, and the first leg of Ohtani's own career, and the 2 of them together couldn't lift a shit franchise. Just sucks it was the Dodgers who got him.

People stay on Twitter because their follower count keeps growing (because of bots) and they get a lot of reply interaction (from bots) and they've convinced themselves those bots are people lol.

This country hates kids, dassit.

lol. lmao, even.

“You have to appreciate what Ohtani’s doing!!” No I don’t. I am more than enough of a hater to stay strong here. We are simply built different.

Folks, Gavin Newsom could literally throw a transgender homeless person under a bus on live television and not one single registered Republican would vote for him. Because they’re republicans, and he’s a democrat. You don’t win elections by trying to court the opposition party.

Bryce Turang has a negative 10 (-10) WAR in this series.

Wild to see the Blue Jays and Mariners doing the "call an ambulance, but not for me" meme to each other in such quick succession.

Flacco still elite

lol Flacco is balling out but the Bengals can't catch the ball.

Yall wanna see a dead body?

Oh man, another loss means we have to hear the Brewers manager cry more.

Ending remote work FOR WRITERS is so fucking funny, man. Nothing inspires creativity more than working in a cubicle.

Genuinely shocked at the things people don't take to the grave about themselves.

which also means... youtu.be/6YkXY81mOTY?...

11 years ago today www.youtube.com/watch?v=uogT...

Love to broadcast small dick energy in the literal NLCS. I'm not gonna root for the Dodgers but I'm also not gonna root for these losers.

Dune 2 chicks at the same time

Sadly, the Blue Jays do deserve to lose for choosing Justin Turner over another year of Brandon Belt.

JULIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Because capitalists are actual children the one thing they can never admit is how capitalism is only successful because we keep making sure it is and we make sure everything else fails.

I've pledged allegiance to my hands, my team, and my vibes but I'm unclear what to do next and am awaiting further instructions.

Brewers are shit from a butt.

Probably was dangerous to him because he and his son almost went to crank town together seeing the footage.

Trump starting a trade war and then crying when the other side fights is truly a perfect encapsulation of conservatives. Their whole thing "I can do what I want and you have to deal with it!" and it sucks! Doubly sucks that Dems agree with them lol.

Just thinking about how the last actual Dem primary was Obama vs Hillary and how even though Dems got Obama to back down on everything progressive they still got so freaked out that they ensured we'd be fucked forever.

Wow can't believe they left Amy McGrath off this.

One of my favorite Drew Struzan posters.

My favorite Struzan story is that he was doing the poster for Indy at Disneyland, but they didn't have the rights to Ford's likeness. Fed up with working around the problem, Struzan just called Ford and was like, "hey, can I use your face for this," and Ford said, "if it's for you, absolutely."

Once again, Clinton has to stick up for his pedo bestie. Biden, though, is just one of the worst Presidents in the history of the country.

The Indiana Jones posters were the greatest ever made.

What's wild is every Republican grew up watching westerns and fantasizes about that wild west life that we got rid of over 100 years ago because of how shitty it was.

I understand Bill Clinton saying nice things about Trump because they're pedo-friends. Biden, though? He's just a fucking loser man. He's trying to take as many Ls as possible before he dies and, to his credit, he's really racking them up.

more like the milwaukee pooers

Biden trying to stay out of jail lmao

It's cool that Bijan is such a beast now but also lol Falcons for getting to that conclusion well after everyone else.

Feels a lot like the Mariners won the series by coming back in game 1.

Reacted how butt plugs always react "oh shit"

It's crazy that Fields had -10 net passing yards, the worst in Jets history, in the year 2025. There wasn't rain or snow or high winds. It wasn't a backup QB. The rules of today are so lax compared to the rest of NFL history. It's just such an extraordinary (derogatory) feat.

That's a big time win by the Mariners coming off an exhausting series win, going on the road, and having to go with, basically, their worst starter. Really impressive stuff.

THAT'S A HUGE DUMP

Great start for Miller too. Sucks for him that the Mariners offense remains dead.