This Susac thing is so funny for everyone except for 1 guy.

Wanna see my BrandonBelt autographs?

Ramos??? The Giants???????

10 pitch first inning lmao

My expectations for Posey were low because of Giants ownership but My God he seems like the perfect fit for their putrid vibes.

Dude was like the Joe Carter RBI guy successor. RIP.

This is terrible news for the "owners cry poor" tactic in the upcoming CBA negotiations.

very excited about our race to the bottom with the Rockies

The stock market has gone on a record run without the US ending their blockade? lol man

Making cuts to feed the military when our entire budget is the military is incredible stuff.

Man, Chase Dollander has officially arrived. Hope the Rockies don't break him.

What do you mean the troops are out of food? All those delicious officers are sitting right there!

OK, Baseball Fans crying for a salary cap... the Los Angeles Dodgers made ONE BILLION DOLLARS last season. If you want a hard cap of $250 million or whatever... WHAT is supposed to happen to the money?

omg doing a random split based on day/night instead of a platoon is just so perfect for this team. It's just complete nonsense.

Oooookay, but again, this is what people said in 2019 and, well, it didn't work because the Dem we "rallied" behind didn't do Step 2 and there was no Plan B. Which is one of MANY reasons why it's very, downright vitally important who the 2028 Dem nominee you want us to rally behind is.

Damn, didn't know that Buster Posey was in charge of the coding team on bluesky.

In defense of Jerar Encarnacion, he's so bad he fits in perfectly on the 2026 Giants.

Kevin Mitchell didn't need a glove smh

6 baserunners in the last 2 innings and 1 run scored lmaoooooo

Tidwell is in down by 6 in the 5th inning which is just another bizarre decision with his usage lol. This team has no plan or strategy.

Some real dedication to the bit here

Big time disrespect for Allosaurus, Diplodocus, Mamenchisaurus, Carcharodontosaurus, and so many others smh.

Can't wait for the highlights of this game to be available on porn hub with how all these dudes are pounding Mahle.

Think about this: The leader of the Senate Democrats just voted against 85% of his caucus all to keep sending bulldozers to Israel, so it can continue to demolish Palestinian and Lebanese people's homes.

Mahle is going on the DL with elbow stiffness after this isn't he

40 out of 47.

Why does Susac hate Bailey so much lmao

Mahle is probably just rusty since he hasn't pitched much since 2022 lol

great job, buster posey

holy shit they called up the lefties

A 3-1 pitch bunt single just happened in Baltimore. The ghost of Brandon Belt lives!

Republicans in the past could pull this "just war" stuff, for a while, because W could stay on message about WMDs and Saddam Hussein being bad. Meanwhile, every time Republicans try to say "IRAN BAD" the next thing that comes out of Trump's mouth is "I want to make money off oil."

caffeine is perfect when you're having trouble concentrating and would rather be having trouble concentrating while vibrating

This is so funny

All day baseball on a weekday is cool. They should do this more often so we can get through work easier.

People from Maine do love to be concerned about stuff

Well luckily he never did anything crazy like bring Elon Musk up on to his stage or this would be a super embarrassing lie.

If Buster Posey wanted a non-platoon guy so badly he could have signed Kyle Tucker. The Dodgers didn't even need him and signed him while the Giants, who did need him, didn't even try to lol.

Thinking again about how they didn't trade Ray at the deadline last year so they could put this team on the field for 2026 lol.

Posey acquiring Gilbert and Brennan and then leaving them both in AAA so the 2/3 of the outfield completely punts against RHPs is the most ridiculous shit.

Was this supposed to go any other way?

The Giants scored!!!!!

If the Giants took their OF platoon deficiencies seriously Ramos wouldn't have even been in that spot to do nothing lol.

I'm happy for Jared Oliva getting some big leagues checks and all but what is he doing on this roster and why is he starting against a RHP lol

Microsoft: hell yeah, this tool steals from everyone and takes peoples jobs away! /Microsoft realizes "steals from everyone" also means themselves Microsoft: hey what the FUCK

It's complicated for me because I want the Mets to win but I set up a bot that places a $15 prop bet on every Mets hitter grounding out to second base and have already made $625,000 this year.

Sure the Giants are slumping and some of it will get better by itself but Posey/Vitello are making the problem so much worse by not recognizing the strengths/weaknesses of their entire OF.