Q says the Diamondbacks jersey "look like that 1990's cup" and I knew exactly what she meant

Late Night Jays

Friday evening on the deck, cracking a cold one with the boys The boys:

Wallstedt starts Game 1

might be his best one yet youtu.be/kuX7VdNXRmM...

Extremely saddened to hear about Garrett Anderson, one of my favorites.

Love my glove-first first baseman

raining and cool this morning, wearing a hoodie comfortably

world's ending (light rain and distant thunder)

$1.5 trillion dollars

Jays were 12-13 on April 23 last year. Their 7-11 record right now is dogshit but you can survive a bad April.

Personally, I find this record to be inconvenient

Rogers might get the least deserving Loss of all time

What in tarnation

Becoming a Valenzuela fan, to be honest

Sarbes

the mowing has started

live from flyover country

That's Kazuma's ball, but, ya still gotta field it

Uhhhh bullshit

this is painful

kazuma chugging dot gif

Damn, gonna be a helluva effort for the Angels to blow this one

Holy shit Varsho played that so well

Kazuma's last hit was April 7th

Ahh, well. That might do it.

Giménez fined $1000 in Kangaroo Court

Valenzuela's New Blue gear >>

Only division winner flags get flown at this house

I don't know the context and I don't want to. This will live in my memory as "that time everyone but Kimbrel saw a dog"

This is beautiful, but as always: MORE PAULINE

The Buffalo Sabres.

Sabres, Sarbes

How about them Sabres

A true "hit it too hard."

The Pirates are 9-6 and running up the score on the Nats.

Maybe we shouldn't get too worked up about April baseball when Crochet is out there getting obliterated by the Twins

No she didn't

Pirates broadcast was just playing Rusted Root between innings?!

Baseball is such a mental roller coaster. Cavalli looked fine until Griffin started taking insane leads at second. Got in his head so much that he just lost it. Two walks and two singles later and Cavalli is out after 1.1 IP.

I'm tracking what games/teams I watch this year. These are all at least a couple innings apiece.

Hammocks fuckin' hit

Keep honking, in six minutes and thirty two seconds into Coheed & Cambria's "In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3" and it's about to get LOUD

too many work thigns happened in one hour and my brain quickly cooked into a simpsony sludge inside its shell

In theory, that puts Bieber out until...late May?

White Sox mutuals, tell me about Lenyn Sosa

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