Thinking about them Blue Jays

Alek Maganoah

10. Welp - Donnie Wristband 9. Succulent Duck Butter - Dirt Birth 8. Temecula - BP Handjob 7. Loaf - Geoffweather 6. Sick Boat - Clark Stroganoff 5. Danglin’ - Logan Dorito & His Bus Of Uncles 4. Birthday Sauce - Nerf Mother 3. Hump - Gleeful Queef 2. Oquendo - Forf 1. Cat Flap - Horse Bicycle

We're about three and a half months away from the WH account shitposting a video of Hegseth singing "Kiss Me I'm Shitfaced" unironically

Tennessee can absolutely wreck shit up today and personally I think they should

Clutter filter on Outlook doing Marco Estrada-level WORK today

was hoping the offseason would be a little more, uhh, robust On Here

requesting Blue Jays transaction(s)

y'all won't believe this, but Shutterfly EXTENDED their sale

Helluva paty though

Sabres fans bouncing from the arena five minutes early while up 5-1, well, that sucks. Stay and cheer the boys.

Krebs put a clean hit on Perfetti but giant human Stanley didn't like that and punched him in the head

Alright the Ric Flair CarShield ads are pretty rough but got a laugh out of me when he hit the guy with the chair that stole his yogurt

T U C H

Sabres should play in the West

Nosh Jorris

HUGE WALK me any time IKF does something besides hit a nine-hooper for a double-play

Not a personal life poster much but some cool Jays related things have recently happened.

Do you think they think about Us over on twitter at all I don't think they do

sometimes you just have to start the week with Tyler Childers' Shake The Frost

Made a Tyler Childers playlist and might listen to it 40 times romorrow

Is Chewy going broke? They've easily sent me fifty emails in the past week. It's not a good look.

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Sabes.

Oh damn, Quinner

Seriously though @skatunenetwork.bsky.social is doing the ska lords work and its great. LISTEN TO THIS www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X3G...

Malenstyn with the junkiest junk goal that ever junked

Kaprizov is so good, cripes

Sabres at Wildses. I just hope everyone has fun.

Macaroni *and* cheese? Not on Thanksgiving. Too spicy!

Not a Spurs supporter (quite the opposite) and this was still hard to watch

Some days

Guess I'll stay inside and make bread

really went dark for the sequel

Raise hell, praise Dale, eat pie.

Nothing like an icy Busch Light...with ice

Merry Pugsgiving

I wish it didn’t feel so unusual and inspiring to see a leader treating everyone like they matter and saying that we have a responsibility to help each other

Up The Lakes

All of the other teams pursuing Cease can now desist.

Cease-Gausman-Bieber could be uhhh, good

Cease has 5 straight 200 strikeout seasons. No one else has more than 3 in that time.

The Blue Jays have had a lot of "almosts" in free agency. They weren't leaving anything to chance with the Dylan Cease deal. Seriously, after coming **this close** to winning the World Series, this is the exact sort of statement a team should make to their fans. Kudos. Next, sign Bo Bichette.

Bro WHAT

Who cares

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Monkey Wrench Gang

NOPE is such a wild ride, man.

someone tell Ian you dont get money for saying stupid shit on this platform