How would YOU open the Strait of Hormuz? Wrong answers only

The Straight of Hormuz is open for transit

Of course 2026 would have back-to-back Friday the 13ths. The last one really blew and today isn't much better so far and it's not even 4am yet

I'd vote for that

I think Sidney Crosby should take exception to someone else trying to declare themselves the Maxx Crosby because if it's not him who is it?

This meme isn't supposed to be for simply "hot takes", it's for deep, profound truths that society chooses to ignore and for that reason it's way overused/misused

The irony is Kobe would absolutely hate this take

There is no football There is only the Warpath

Even when they're good the Sabres still love giving up milestone goals against

It's typically the second and it all boils down to privilege. Easy to be oblivious when you work from home in your gated community in your affluent suburb that you never leave because it's too scary

Even crazier when you realize Naboo is the space equivalent to a Petro/oil state. Their major export was plasma. The Duel of the Fates takes place in a plasma refinery.

In general elections the thought should absolutely be "if I don't like either candidate who would I rather be in opposition to?" but we really need to get better candidates on the ballot than the current Democrat crop of spineless Nazi enablers.

Umm I'm not willing to concede that first point... Assuming a junior team could beat a women's pro team is wild to me. It underestimates just how fast and skilled the women's game and athletes are. Also before this MarioKart nonsense with the rules F1 was vastly superior to Indy

🎶YOU ASK ME WHAT I WANT THIS YEAR!!!!!!!!!🎶

Not to make this political but I don't seem to remember visas for players taking quite this long in years past

Remember way back when Dahlin said when they wear the black and reds they feel evil?

Dear Bills front office, It's the Sabres day so kindly fuck off and stop announcing moves. Sincerely, A Sabres fan who's sick of your bullshit. PS This is a hockey town now

What Jarmo did is hardly a homerun, more like a couple of singles but it makes Kevyn look infinitely worse for years of striking out looking

Love to see Jarmo get back on his horse instead of complaining about palm trees and income taxes. TRADES MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!

This is all true and understandable but also Sabres fans need to medically boo him the rest of his career. I don't make the rules

Fuck Parayko

TBQH I think I prefer a move for Parayko is much better than one for Thomas. Also if someone like him waives his clause to come here that's huge

Grilling for the first time this year!

I really want to believe everything that's happening in this country on the right since 2016 is just an extinction burst we need to whether but I'm also incredibly worried that too many neo-libs in power are caving to the tantrum and the behavior will never die out

Brought to you by the people that wanted to "protect girls sports" No irony there right?

I mean yes, maybe? But really it has to do with the socioeconomic class that most hockey players come from. It's an expensive sport most pros come from white upper/upper middle class families. They grow up in a conservative/evangelical bubble and never experience the real world

Buffalo ska! A must listen

Left wing bigotry is just as bad as right wing bigotry. I know many who identify as Christian who lean pretty progressive (including myself). And often those that have gone to seminary are more progressive and theologically liberal because that's where a deep study of the gospels leads you.

Even more so the more I'm on Bluesky today

BlueSky: "The don't you dare enjoy anything without couching it in at least 12 different layers of guilt first" app

I want to sincerely say to anyone who doesn't think American hockey fans should be able to celebrate this moment: FUCK YOU!!!!! No one is asking your permission and no one gets to tell us how to feel about what's going on in our country or how to react to it.

SUCK IT CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!!

The cognitive dissonance of so many from the "go back where you came from" crowd being so mad that Eileen Gu did just that in respect to the Olympics

I hope Crosby returns if for no other reason that if we beat Canada I don't want them to be able to play the "well if Crosby hadn't gotten hurt..." card for the next 50 years

Also Morgan Freeman

How bout forever

Took me out of it too... 32nd century it should be a hoverchair

USA Women's hockey team just prior to this tournament:

Forget Europe in general, ITALY!!!! Home of the best cuisine in all of Europe and arguably the world and you don't want to eat the food? Walz was right to call them weird and wrong to ever stop. True deviant behavior here

Finally got around to watching the first two episodes of Starfleet Academy and they're just delightful. Don't understand who in their right mind could hate on it Especially love the Prodigy and Lower Decks references/Easter eggs. Love the animation love

My King? Returned.

Bills are the new Sabres. Sorry I don't make the rules

The time that I fell so behind on side quests in Assassin's Creed 3 that I brought Achilles back from the dead when I finally caught up