Fun fact the Corsi stat is named after him not because he invented it (but he basically did, he used it to measure goalie workload) but because the financial analyst blogging about it knew the Sabres used it (after Darcy Regier spoke about it) and liked his mustache. And I didn't make any of it up

Just Take the "L" inc.

Just had to explain virtue signaling to my 7 year old when he asked why Chick-fil-A is closed on Sunday. If we want to be real that's 100% what it is

Dear fellow millennials, Don't bring your Boomer parents to the playground when you bring your kids. Specifically your white Boomer fathers. Nobody wants those guys around when they're trying to enjoy time with their kids. Their very presence is cringe

If you're insistent on doing everything "legally" but the other side has zero regard for the rule of law you're going to lose every in time

2007 Chris Drury energy

Get Gronk out of here

Lindy needs to get them to get their heads out of their asses during intermission

Can we not taunt a goalie with a shutout going?

This is my ideal salad minus the lettuce

I know where I want to go but I just don't know how to get there

Far be it from me to gatekeep Bills fans from jumping on the Sabres bandwagon but can we not do all the stupid Mafia stuff? I don't need to see any more Sabres table videos. Be better

The draft lottery is rigged

I've never heard of a draft lottery. What is that?

So the Hunger Games Gala was last night... Why are we still doing that thing?

Is using time travel to fully retconn and reboot the sequel trilogy controversial?

Boomer/Genxer just walks into great clips sees a 35 min wait and walks back out. Like who the fuck goes for a haircut as a "walk-in" and doesn't check in online first in the year of our Lord 2026?

Historically this is what it always did. We had one era in the mid-late 20th century where the court was actually progressive and that seems to make everyone forget that for most of its history it's been conservative and regressive. We should be focused more on scaling back it's power than balance

Oh is the "Most overrated two minutes in sports" today?

Montreal would be a more fun series to watch with the Sabres but it needs to be Tampa because of the "River hockey" nonsense

A 3 minute power play? Ok

Benson is a world class agitator and you love to see it

Maybe they should just pay the rest of the playoffs on the road

When the Sabres win tonight they should just grab Casey and bring him back home with them

Tuch'd it right in there I'll see myself out

The prophecy shall be complete

"He was more than a hero. He was a union man." - Miles O'Brien #MayDay

The rest of the world is amazed and astounded by the anthem situation from the other night but if you're a Sabres fan it's like "yeah, what did you expect"

The Sabres have a power play goal in April!

Name a game you've completed more than 6 times

Guys I think if this was a staged attempt it would have been a much closer call. I get it though

Take the Ryan Miller shutout

Sorry guys my bad, I jinxed it

Even he couldn't help the Bruins today

Zadorov better get a call from the league on that one

I'd probably make a goalie change if I were Strum

I don't think we need to play a game 5. Let's just call it

Shouldn't complain with a 4 goal lead but the Sabres need a much, much better 3rd period

Who needs a power play anyhow?

Pink Slip by The Unband but instead it's Pink Skin

Now would be the time for an actual Swayman chant

I'm in awe of how much bigger and tougher the Bruins are than the Sabres. Way to call if Marco

Saw a Chevy Sonic on Abbott rd in Lackawanna with a hood scoop and dual racing stripes. I just want to know why?

I don't think I've ever seen a better looking empty better than Ostland's

In my experience ~90% of conservatives (at least among working/middle class people) hold to their views do so out of fear and/or ignorance. We need to keep them from having control but we also need to educate them better to get them out of their regressiveness

This is right. Shouldn't be doing this with dogs. Should be doing it with young children

Seeing a prominent Buffalo TikTok account complain that the game wasn't on MSG and it's like buzz off. It's way easier and cheaper for those of us that are cord cutters to watch games on ESPN+/Hulu than MSG. I was worried I was going to have to pay a lot of money to get all the games