The democratic platform for 2026-28 literally should just be ending new centers and prosecuting the current administration and they'd win both elections in a landslide. Kinda insane they haven't made it the platform. Just shows they don't truly care about winning

I wish poison pill trade conditions were a thing in the NHL because the thought of Peterka to the Bruins makes me sick

The Dems should use this in their campaign ads but they won't cause they're mostly ineffectual cowards

I for one think Mini Mamdanis sound adorable

I for one am glad to not be on the hook for $84 million to Alex Tuch

She was 16 when she wrote this 16!!!

DO NOT TRADE 4TH OVERALL FOR A GOALIE!!!

I never want to hear Alex Tuch referred to as a hometown guy again

Like seriously Jarmo fleeced Chicago but the Sabres need to be reloading, not rebuilding. Until he turns the picks into impact roster players the trade grades are incomplete

Sucks that Watergate is taken... Watergate 2: Electric Boogaloo

So I like the moves Jarmo had made so far this off-season but he's going to have an incomplete grade until he uses the picks to make some big time adds. I'm terrified with the other in division moved and Byram and Tuch out they might fall right back out of the playoffs

I just saw a TiKTok where someone said they just learned today that Lake Erie is connected to the ocean OPEN THE GODDAMN SCHOOLS!!

This would be incredibly punk if it wasn't already incredibly capitalistic

Corsi Merchants

Me seeing Antonio Freeman mentioned on my TL

Am I the only one beyond sick of bathroom discourse? I think we should just have one safe bathroom for reasonable people and then one MAGA bathroom for all the creeps Problem solved

80% of all ska songs 95% if you exclude 1995-1999 from the conversation

One of the things wild about Star Trek (that I love) is that even the Klingons who are supposed to be more conservative and less enlightened than the federation tend to be pretty open and accepting. A large segment of America could learn from them

Security guard outside Kleinhan's: No Stanley cups Me: Sir no need to rub it in

I'm sorry and I think my hockey fan-ness is bleeding in here but I have all the respect in the world for Patrick Ewing but if he's not a current player or coach why is he touching the trophy? That's a no-no for me

True but also Boomers fucking suck and need to be removed from all positions of power

You know what one of the least punk things you can do is? Gatekeep punk Half the replies to this skeet are people saying they aren't punk Get fucking bent. Punk is an ethos more than a sound. The spirit of that song is punk and Green Day is every bit as punk as the Ramones or the Clash

Recently heard of CCR described as Southern Proto-Punk and it totally changes the way I hear it

Give Elon a trophy for winning capitalism and then seize his wealth

The thing about this... I was only half joking

Gonna start a group chat to exclusively talk about 90s Christian ska Who's in?

Maturing is realizing the real debate isn't between the Beatles and the Rolling Stones, it's between the Beatles and the Beach Boys

The Knicks fans should be disgusted with their booing last night. They could have been way louder

I'm convinced there's exactly 2 reasons why the MAGA leaders try to illegitimize and disparage mail in ballots. 1) they know mail-in voters skew more left 2) you can't hack a paper mail in ballot to alter votes

Using yellow caution tape to reserve a shelter at a park is one of the most obnoxious displays of suburban boomerism that I can think of

In a world of Jaxson Darts be a Chris Kluwe

Boom

78-3-1 · 157 pts · Cup contender 🟩 Panarin · 🟩 Gretzky · 🟩 Malkin 🟩 Coffey · 🟦 Giordano 🟩 Nedeljkovic Build yours → capwages.com/82-0 So GodDamn close

Real talk: I know other Sabres fans hate Vegas but if it wasn't for the Carter Hart stuff they'd be an easy pick for me over the Canes. Yes I'm still bitter over 2006 but also Tom Dundon really sucks. All billionaires do but dude made his fortune primarily as a subprime lender. Disgusting stuff.

Has this energy

Applies to ska as well

BREAKING NEWS: The Exits have announced they will not be performing at Freedom 250

Context this was in front of a bunch of graduating Air Force Cadets who cannot in fact boo him because of his place in the chain of command so it's not quite as egomaniacal as it sounds

Still waiting on the insurance appraisal but it's looking like I'm looking for a new vehicle 🤬🤬🤬

I actually have a memory of going into my last exam like a few days after game 7 and Lindy was dropping off his oldest daughter who was like 2 grades below me and one of the hall/parking lot monitors was talking to him about it and I'm screaming in my head "lady he just wants to be left alone!"

I'm sorry, as a Sabres fan of a certain age I can't get on the "we're all Hurricanes fans now" bandwagon. I'm still mad about 2006, I'll always be mad about 2006, fuck those guys

Moreover voters should be able to recall their representatives via special election triggered by petition

Question cause I'm used to seeing it in movies but wouldn't a good thief hotwire a car without damaging the ignition

Well now the steering wheel is locked. I'm open to suggestions

If anyone in South Buffalo has the itch to move a Kia that was vandalized and attempted stolen and now has an inoperable ignition to a driveway or opposite side of the street so it doesn't get ticketed tonight let me know. No real reason

If anyone in South Buffalo has the itch to move a Kia that was vandalized and attempted stolen and now has an inoperable ignition to a driveway or opposite side of the street so it doesn't get ticketed tonight let me know. No real reason

I love that the city's idea of parking enforcement is ticketing cars 35 minutes after parking alternates and not ticketing the cars that spend hours on the wrong side in the middle of the week

I'm convinced this is why he was so pissed about 2020. Imagine cheating and still losing

Not all Kolschs need to be fruited. Same is true with wheat beers. There should be fruited and non fruited options for everyone to enjoy

Iron Man 3