Me, with the Rockies’ (absolutely atrocious) black vests

EXCLUSIVE: @theonion.com tells me they've struck a (long-awaited) deal to take over Infowars. New PTFO on how America's finest (fake) news source trolled Alex Jones, with the blessing of Sandy Hook families — and what @bencollins.bsky.social is planning next — will be up soon 👀

I’ve gotten like 25 new follows since last night, did something happen on the bird app to force more people to flee?

Man, it might just be personal preference, but TNT’s sports production just blows virtually everyone else out of the water a lot of the time. They’re so good.

People still out here in these baseball internet streets trying to glaze Trevor Bauer. Simply amazing.

The absolute legendary good guy CORBU STATHES ON THE CALL!!!

Mason Miller this season: 25 strikeouts, 35 batters faced That 71.4% strikeout rate is the highest by a pitcher in his first 10 appearances of a season since at least 1900

So I took a class on automotive maintenance today at the Denver Tool Library to try to learn more stuff I can do with the Scout and Eagle, and it was awesome. If you have ever wondered about taking a class in something that intrigues you as an adult, you should go for it! It was super cool and fun!

NUGGALANCHE SZN playoff counter NUGG Rd. 1: ✅ ALANCHE Rd. 1: (starts tomorrow)

No space, no problem

Last year, I read “White Lies” by A.J. Baime, which was extremely good, and W.E.B. Du Bois came up a lot in that book. So I finally got this from the library and just finished it, and it is truly one of the most extraordinary works I’ve ever read.

Vin Scully got this job at 22, and probably the most amazing fact about that is that his father was a salesman and *not* the Dodgers play-by-play guy before him!

Yes this will solve it Jake, good work

this is why it's incredibly important to know the signs and immediately dismiss people exhibiting any of the signs. taibbi, musk and nate silver in particular: you could see the malevolent stupidity in them from a mile away if you knew the signs. there are primary voters about to learn the signs

Politically homeless centrist Joe Rogan

18 April 1907 | A Frenchman, Lucien Bellet, was born in Sotteville-lès-Rouen. A metal turner. In #Auschwitz from 8 July 1942. No. 45224 He perished in the camp on 1 November 1942.

This is so goddamn cool.

The amount of advertising on the Fenway Park outfield wall is really something.

I’m Masuke, 17 years old. I’m feeling great again this morning! I had a health check-up yesterday and was advised to do some exercise, so I went for a slightly longer walk this morning.

Pretty good jersey (and out there available for preorder now) if I do say so myself. www.decoapparelco.com/shop/p/yutis...

I got to spend an hour (virtually) with @toddradom.bsky.social yesterday, so that was one of my best days lately.

Using facial recognition tech, the Knicks surveilled a trans woman, tracking her every move out of fear she'd show up on MSG's tv broadcast And they can do it to any "enemy" of Jim Dolan, who's built his own deep state. From @noahshachtman.bsky.social & me @wired.com www.wired.com/story/madiso...

Oh man, eBaseball Pro Spirit 2026 (think The Show for NPB) is evidently coming out with an English release, including commentary, this July. This game is so ridiculously good, and I’m looking forward to playing it with far less Google Translate www.reddit.com/r/NPB/s/o2ZJ...

Mike Trout lives. 🥹

I’m lucky enough to know a lot of truly incredible people who are all doing amazing, groundbreaking things right now. You got a good one, @wnba.com.

Man, I’ve been missing Laika *hard* lately. Grief is a weird thing. Seven months on, it doesn’t hit any softer, it’s just a punch that’s changed shape and lands in a different part of your heart.

You'll get it but you need to watch the slide a dozen times and friends, it is worth it

Everything is fucking dumb all the time now

Canadian Junior National Team legend.

Also the boards in hockey games. Get rid of all digital ads. Preferably all ads, but that’s not possible. So I’ll settle for just digital.

It feels like one of those cool mountain nights tonight.

We, as a society, get so many Game 7s over the next two months.

President, extremely normal brain-wise: Pope weak on crime, also I’m Dr. Jesus Christ defector.com/president-ex...

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers. #TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

I’m sorry, Beau Jo’s is back to doing a lunchtime pizza buffet for $14? I’ll go full Denverite and crush a Beau Jo’s pizza buffet for $14, who’s with me

I think this is the most accurate post in the history of posting

Man, @kenjennings.bsky.social is just so, so, so good as Jeopardy host. I mean, he deserved the full-time gig all along, but I’m just so happy he’s the guy. Beth and I watch like five recorded Jeopardy episodes a night, and it’s such a delight how he’s made the show his own.

Vecna and his friends

Earthman was the realest of the real ones. Miss that guy so much.

Hungarians celebrated the landslide defeat of Orban by singing "We Are the Champions" out in the streets

Through 18 years of Catholic school, and then the personal journey that has led me to wherever I am now with religion and politics, never in wildest imagination did a political showdown between a US president and the pope even enter a realm of plausibility to me. Just astounding times to be living.

Sometimes, my East Texas-born wife will use some folksy expression that causes me to reply, "I'm sorry, I don't speak hick," and I gotta tell ya, she really doesn't like that one.

We are more back than anyone has ever been.

My latest Denver sports hipster purchase via some dude on Marketplace

God I cannot wait for this day here.

Aaaaaaahahahahahhahahaha

I played well enough in beer league today that a guy skated by me in the third period and said, “who are you, that DU goalie?!” so that’s probably the biggest compliment of my hockey life so far

This reality check by Rebecca Solnit grabs you right from the killer first sentence. Do yourself a favor & give it a read.

BEVELED. PIOS.