This WBC has turned my feelings on Aaron Judge (meh he seems like an alright dude) to mortal enemy #1

Okay I’m back in

I think this US-Mexico game is causing me more pain than Canada-Panama last night.

Please don’t ask me not to go through your medicine cabinet, snoop through your fridge, rummage through your closet and try on your jewellery. You need to let go.

I’d like to be able to do one thing without immediately getting bombarded by emails.

I will never apologize for ordering a spiced dirty chai with oat milk. Never!!

I take umbrage at this. I was cheering very loudly as @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social and @chickenpuppet.online got progressively more bored.

Thank you for your service

James Paxton was so excited about the WBC when I spoke with him in January. Ugh his pained face is so hard to see. 💔

Canada’s defence is killing me this game

The DOJ released evidence, which the FBI deemed credible, that the President of the United States sexually and physically assaulted a 13 year old girl AND she was afraid to talk about it because Trump would kill her—and it’s somehow not the biggest scandal in American history?

I can’t decide what causes me more physical pain: the Baseball Canada logo or the Rogers patch on the uniform.

Is Jon Hamm flat broke or something? Why is he in so many damn commercials.

Hmmm I may have underestimated DR in this tournament. Maybe you don’t really need pitching with this lineup.

MLB stumbled into something indescribable with the WBC and they still force the regular season to be handcuffed to ‘right way to play’ BS.

24 hours? Not this year. 🤷‍♀️  International Women’s Day comes up one hour short this year. Today, PWHL players who wear 24 are wearing 23 — a reminder that when women get less, the answer is to give women’s sports more.

If you haven’t bought my present yet for International Women’s Day, don’t worry you still have time. But not as much time as yesterday, so get moving.

Me thinking I’d slept in way too long and then remembering the clocks did me dirty.

Oh wow what a game. The WBC absolutely rules. 🇵🇷🇵🇷

Not a single one of them knows how to properly wear a hat. Or moustache.

I understand why, but it feels so weird that spring training continues while the WBC is on.

Old friend alert 🚨

Petition to rename all baseball to honkbal. ‘Out at first honk’ ‘A nifty steal of second honk’ ‘Never be the first out at thir honk’ Etc etc.

Sharing again this excellent piece on the history of baseball in Brazil for my fellow WBC heads. defector.com/how-baseball...

The great melt of Toronto is truly its most disgusting time.

Alright Team Canada. Good start! 🇨🇦⚾️

Sharing again this excellent piece on the history of baseball in Brazil for my fellow WBC heads. defector.com/how-baseball...

It’s not even 8am and I’m watching baseball on a foggy morning. Bless the WBC

This email from Platner’s staffer is so delulu it makes my head spin. Beloved leader? Of what? For who?? He sounds like a culty sycophant and I hope he reads this because he’s embarrassing himself for a creep.

Something I’ve been making for lunch lately: Very thinly sliced smoked tofu Spicy mustard on sourdough bread Ruby sauerkraut Chili pickled onions Air fry for six minutes.

It’s very mind-bending that Yoshinobu Yamamoto and Shohei Ohtani exist at the same time and also play on the same teams.

I wish I was at the Tokyo Dome right now.

I want this man to judge the improv here so badly. Unrivalled sense of humour and fun among MLB players.

Toronto and York Region folks please get an MME booster if there’s any chance at all your antibodies might have waned. www.thestar.com/news/gta/yor...

Graham Platner oozes being an unsafe man, and I honestly think that’s the appeal for so many of the men vociferously defending him. So many leftist men absolutely despise women, and this gives them a cover to do it ‘righteously’. I’m sure it must feel thrilling.

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

Starting to get serious FOMO and sadness about not going to the WBC this year. 😔😔

All my takes are right and perfect.

Sometimes I think I must be gross because how do my glasses get so smudgy nearly instantly after putting them on. And then immediately again after cleaning them.

Achieving new heights previously never imagined in my sugar-free vanilla lavender iced matcha with homemade pistachio cold foam.

A Healthy Planet is opening up at the top of my street. Goodbye my precious $$$

From the man who drinks aquarium cleaner and saunas in tight jeans.

Some more limited edition #BlueJays art prints shipped out yesterday!!! Thanks again for all your support!

I love how Josh Naylor answers the question: what if Cecil Fielder was also Rickey Henderson. Canadian greatness 🇨🇦

Watching my neighbour’s dog and we just got back from a walk and folks: the birds were chirping. We’re almost there.

It's always confounded me that his ex-wife died under mysterious circumstances and was unceremoniously buried on his golf course and it just went away.

I love how the men standing behind him can’t even pretend to be stirred by this motivational speech.

hello! have you had an alloClae fat transfer? thinking about it? I would love to chat with you for a story, especially if you did it for any sort of gender-affirming body contouring! (feel free to RT for visibility)