I've said this before, but I think ranking Judge and Cal Raleigh as even for MVP seriously, *seriously* undervalues how hard a position catcher is, and how incredible it is what Raleigh has achieved this season while playing it.

I’m so OOTL. Why are we being raptured tomorrow?

L’Shana Tova Metuka to all who celebrate. May you have a peaceful, hopeful and sweet new year. And the same wishes to you all. Every day can be a new year or new beginning 🙏🍎🍯

Happy birthday to @theheatheremm.bsky.social 🎉🎉🎉

Feeling very targeted by this cartoon woman in an asthma medication ad.

I bumped into a childhood neighbour yesterday who I haven’t seen in over 40 years. We took a pic & she put my number in her phone without her glasses on & texted it to the totally wrong number. So someone yesterday got a random pic of two middle-aged women standing in front of some pickles.

Forgot my fare card in my other bag & asked the bus driver how much an individual fare is. He said $2.25 which isn’t a fare for any age group but IS closest to the senior price - so he was either being kind or he’s given me a giant complex.

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The bigger the jerk, the more they believe they’re absolutely entitled to and owed the career of their choice, honestly.

Picklefest: underway

Thinking of going for a two fest Saturday: Picklefest followed by VegFest. Do I have this many fests in me? Time will tell.

New post up. It's been a while, but I hope you will enjoy 🙏🫶 open.substack.com/pub/ruthkape...

🚨 New chip drop 🚨 (Not sure about this one tbh)

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New post up. It's been a while, but I hope you will enjoy 🙏🫶 open.substack.com/pub/ruthkape...

Goldberg!? As in Bill Goldberg. Of all the outrageous things this man has said, this might rank number one.

bsky.app/profile/holl... 😭😭😭😭

Wheat Kings was one of those songs I never really listened to the lyrics as a kid, I just liked it was long for slow dances at the end of the night. Once I truly listened, instant tears whenever I hear it.

Excited tomorrow to finally be able to answer the age old question: how much fermentation can an individual stomach handle before exploding. picklefestcanada.com/products/pic...

Yeah it’s 5:30 on a Thursday, but it’s been a week already so cheers.

He’s also an all-time homophobe, let’s please not forget that when gushing about his legacy.

I don’t feel the need to point out every player’s shitty politics (MLB clubhouses are right wing spaces) but Kershaw’s politics are especially toxic and should be part of any write-up about his legacy or whatever

It feels unfair that some of nature’s most fearsome predators (orcas, polar bears, lions, tigers, hippos etc) are also so cute.

I’m watching season 1 of Seinfeld and it’s wild how it’s just like a completely different show.

Make it stop, please.

Briefly thought he had figured out how to levitate though.

One of the nice things about being an adult is that you can have toast for dinner, if you want. Nobody is going to stop you.

Let Kate know if this is you ⬇️

Do yourself a favour - take a break from doom to have your heart lifted by Felina.

TIL that gif was Robert Redford and not John Denver as I somehow had always believed. May he RIP. Thanks for so many wonderful films, sir 🙏💙

No comment other than at first glance I thought Kelce was holding two bunches of bananas.

Why did Google suggest ‘slim chickens’ when I typed in ‘sl’? Slim chickens aren’t even a thing let alone an extremely popular search term, right? Right!?!

Cheers: second summer Jeers: the wasps are back and angrier than ever

Auctioning off his bowtie to pay for this photographer’s medical bills. Always such a mensch. 🙏

Thank you so much to everyone who supported. I was hoping to raise $10K for cancer research since my dad passed, and it’s almost $13K 🙏🙏 You have no idea how much this means to me. Somewhere the hurting has to stop. 🙏💙

Cheers 🍻 🌮

If you absolutely *had* to choose: sandwich or taco?

I genuinely can't tell if this is meant to be serious or sarcastic

Canada has a lot of politicians who are very into fitness and doing runs etc. I always wonder how they find people who want to work security and are also elite level athletes.

Hey everyone, my kids local park had a lot of funding cut recently. A lot of the kids there suffer from food insecurity so we’re trying to raise money to have good snacks for their after school program. If you can, please donate gofund.me/1d96962d7

FYI you can file your claim for $25 as part of the bread price fixing settlement: www.canadianbreadsettlement.ca

I need someone to talk to about how Conrad on The Summer I Turned Pretty isn't a romantic hero, but a lurking creeper! (My niece just laughs at me and says it's not that serious, which true but STILL)

It's because they see themselves in him, not in his targets. They don't want to believe they're on the wrong side, so they ascribe virtue where it isn't found.

There was a little cafe near where I used to work that sometimes had soft oatmeal chocolate chip cookies, it was the perfect marriage.

For many pundits, what they say and do is all just a game. I’m not sure if any of them mean 99% of it. Just whatever gets attention. If their rhetoric leads to violence it’s so removed they don’t feel it. Today they feel it. It’s not about them caring. It’s about them being afraid.

None of us know how long we have, but I do know that none of it; let alone your final moments, should be spent being hateful.

Nothing ever changes. Nothing ever gets better.

LPT: Add a bit of apple pie or pumpkin spice to your milk before frothing it for a fancy specialty coffee at home.

Genuinely looks like the next frame is him yeeting his child onto the field, WWE style.

Obligatory shameful on the part of the Angels and even more obligatory that Yusei Kikuchi is an angel among men.