What you drinking, what you eating. Im buying

Feel like Halle Berry as the strung out junkie in "Jungle Fever" should all but retire this category?

One of the funniest things about getting older is watching people my age succumb to nostalgia about these terrible films.

Wasting my Saturday watching game #2 of 1989 ALCS. Those late 80s Blue Jays were a Murderers' Row of jheri curls. Tony Fernandez out there looking like a trifecta of conk, hot comb and curl drip. Immaculate

You will never, ever, ever convince me that sitting in the stands in conditions like this is anything less than lunacy.

Canadian football sounds like REAL football, friends! Meanwhile, I'll be a miserable American man-baby, I suppose 😔

That was a private conversation!

Oh, that’s right lol. Gus Johnson’s obvious play-by-play flaws are much better masked by the artificial “action” of American football than the nuanced stuff in soccer

LOOOOOOOOOL GUS GOING THROUGH PUBERTY

I admittedly don’t like college football, but this Indiana v Penn State ending/TD catch was goddam bonkers. Goodness gracious

Spilt a beer of indeterminate origin with the homies @seekerofthegay.bsky.social @garretheinrich.bsky.social & @ruthkapelus.bsky.social at the Oakland Coliseum about 45 minutes after the last out of the final home game. Honestly, could have been anything lol

1.2 million veterans live in households that participate in SNAP, while we're on the subject of amplifying context-free troop-agenda.

Might want to sit out any discussion about confirming Trump appointees there, bub.

Nick Kurtz following in the footsteps of a couple of #athletics legends 🙏🏾

I'm currently having a fancy outdoor dinner wirh my dog and he just rejected a prawn (that probably cost in the vicinity of $8) because it didnt have cocktail sauce on it.

I told you this woman would bring nothing but joy to your timelines. I TOLD YOU

I miss my A's boys so much.

Gotta be egg salad, right? Pliable. The chance for splatter/shrapnel is high, so it’s effectively an edible automatic weapon. Delayed chemical warfare usage if not cleaned up after being out in the sun. Egg prices are, indeed, down…🤔

Neighbor across the way got a rooster a few weeks after we moved in. I pulled that stack of HOA printouts out the recycling bin, looked up the rules, picked up my phone and

Watching a random hockey game and saw my first “Diamond & Diamond” law firm commercial and CANADA. Come on lol 🇨🇦

SNOW IN OCTOBER?!

Former professional athlete Jason Kelce lamenting the fact that other professional athletes get paid what they’re actually worth just shows how broken and boot licking the NFL players union has become

Snow? In November? (I’m in San Diego, I don’t know how anything works)

This can’t be real. It simply can’t

What in the hacky sack with a bat is going on here

Beginning to wonder if this is why all my Canadian friends love summer. But, it’s dark here, too, and I had to throw on a hoodie for the evening mostly decorative dog walk, so why do I hate summer?

YOU’LL FIND OUT IN MESA #athletics

Wake up, BlueSky. New best first baseman in the AL just dropped #athletics

Mostly decorative dog answering nature’s call outdoors vs when she has an accident in the house

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Post you from a different era

I don’t have many boomer opinions, but fast food burgers mostly annoy me because I can always make a better one at home. Easily. And, I sit there muttering, “I wasted calories on this?” every time

Watched reel of Blake Griffin in that “Jennifer Hudson Show” spirit tunnel dance thing and I need to know how dude played for 13 years in the NBA. His genes out here just picking & choosing

Been to Kansas City nearly a dozen times over the past 20 years. It’s hard to articulate how much pride the locals take in their town. Not that obnoxious way that [REDACTED STATE] does, either. Anyways, give something good for KC to get behind and they’ll show up, it seems.

This app sucks for so many different reasons than the bird app did. Anyway, go to @moderation.bsky.app to change it, because they will automatically set it to hide foul language now. I’m an adult, I don’t need a swear filter ffs.

I’m off today, so whatever all these angry people in my overnight mentions wanna be mad about, they get to do it at work. Now, run along, you bums. Go make us that money!

There’s a king of Canada? And, it’s NOT Bret Hart? Huh.

I’ve never heard of this podcast, but it sounds like they’re parroting my article without attribution? I’m glad my work is spreading, but it’s uncool to deny me credit for my work. www.patreon.com/posts/mrazko...

Dude from Regina, SK visiting Phoenix, AZ in November. Get him a taco and a Sonora dog and he may never go home

The Pride of Stockton trying to convince us she ain’t gone all Sonoma

I think the most dispiriting thing about looking for work right now is knowing humans aren't seeing 90% of your applications, just AI screening tools. I applied for a pretty entry level video production job and was told I didn't meet the minimum requirements. I worked in TV news for six years...

This has been the Raiders’ season highlight VHS and DVD for 25 years

Had a not-so-great day and thought chatting up kid sister @browneyedgirlmc03.bsky.social would lift my spirits, but she told me she’s drinking more wine these days than bourbon. Aside from choosing to marry an Angels fan, she couldn’t break our family’s hearts more.

Begging - absolutely BEGGING - my son to text "butt dial" or "ignore" or anything else to indicate he didn't mean to call me when he's not home

#athletics could offer him the closer's role and probably a third year, assuming he's not going to get much more annually than the $11M the Rays declined?

A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women 🧵

Things are going great, guys #athletics

Just one. Hey @bbl-astrophyscs.bsky.social 👋🏾

Bill Plaschke mad as hell