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Fuck George Springer

Tell him, Geno. I would have tapped my helmet so vigorously

Yeah he’s still cheating

I laughed

This one hurts. I got to see Montero play once, the night Betances and Brackman debuted. The Rays won in a blowout, but Montero and Betances gave us something to dream on. Montero got three hits. His future was limitless then. Nobody knew his time with NYY, MLB, and the world would be so brief 🖤

If my Grownup Baseball Crush Tony Vitello ends up managing the Giants, maybe I’ll actually go back to watching them more often

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he realized that it might be Closing Time on this game soon

The crowd noise on the TV broadcast sounds like half of British Columbia drove down for the game

Well at least that game got interesting

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I feel like the ALCS starting in Toronto is going to suddenly blow a lot of non-Canadians’ minds when they find out tomorrow that Canada does Thanksgiving on a Monday in October because they’re fucking weird

I would really prefer not to see so much of Scorebook Amy’s fake tits, or whatever her name is

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I hope the Space Needle beats the CN Tower in the next round

Holy shit. I was kind of hoping for shrimp but that was dope

TOMMY TIGHT PANTS IN. POTENTIAL ASS VS. THIGHS SITUATION!

I thought maybe I would get some writing done today. Youthful optimism

I still envy my sister being at The Format’s big reunion show tonight (with Phantom Planet opening), but trying to convince myself that this game will somehow be an interesting memory

Getting #shrimpy again - would be a fitting way for this wretched game to end!

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AJ PIERZYNSKI: this would be the perfect time for a bunt. AJ PIERZYNSKI’S WIFE: we’re at a funeral. step away from the coffin and stop trying to hand the deceased a bat.

ADAM AMIN: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] ADAM AMIN: yes [World engulfed by flames] ADAM AMIN: oh god yes AJ PIERZYNSKI: shoulda bunted

After the 15th inning it is time to replace one player with a dog until someone wins or it's all dogs.

Yusmeiro Petit is the most Mariners pitcher to never be on the Mariners. I feel like this game is in honor of him.

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes

Does anyone want to win this game?

Walk it off, M’s. This game is nuts

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Why is the CF camera view behind the pitcher so off-kilter? Kind of annoying

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I hate this. Go M’s I guess

I love Ryan McMahon

MAC

Jenny Steinbrenner’s hair needs its own zip code

😡

It amuses me to no end that many non-New Yorkers are unaware that obnoxious whistle sound is part of a local company’s ad jingle and believe it’s something the Yankees invented independently to annoyingly play after strikeouts

I hope everyone who left the stadium early got diarrhea on the way home

Yariel Rodriguez legit looks like Alejandro Kirk after a glow-up. Or his stunt double

I love Timmy Hill

Jazz Chisholm Jr. vs Louis Varland Home Run (1) 💣 Exit velo: 109.3 mph Launch angle: 24 deg Projected distance: 409 ft No doubt about that one 🔒 That's a dinger in all 30 MLB ballparks TOR @ NYY 🔻 5th

MY PREMONITION CAME TRUE!!!!!!!!

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