Garrett Whitlock: HIM.

HAL JORDAN: In brightest day, in blackest BEASTIE BOYS: NIGHT! HAL JORDAN: No evil shall escape my BEASTIE BOYS: SIGHT! HAL JORDAN: This is awkward because when I invited you I thought I was messaging Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.

The College Republicans of America just appointed a groyper as their political director. Kai Schwemmer was in Fuentes' inner circle in 2021, & since then has strategically downplayed his support to avoid controversy. CRA claims over 300 campus chapters across the country

I am very done with the Verizon stationary bike ad

WOW what a snipe to get Bradfield at home, that’s sensational D by Team Canada

My goodnesss, Prince Harry Ford nearly got under that pitch for a shocker. Great defense paying off the choices of skipper Francisco Cervelli.

I sing this to my daughter pretty much every night, substituting her name in for “Katie Casey” because the scansion actually works!

Oh my god I’m gonna need the raw audio from that Puerto Rico walkoff STAT

Nessun Dorma playing in the background is so good

Big friend of the Jews and a Jewish guy, makes u think

Lord Flashheart!

leaving to spend more time with his measles, I assume

My man Leonardo Reginatto, key player on YOUR 2012 New York-Penn League champion Hudson Valley Renegades, batting third for Brazil Absolute legend

Has anybody made a t-shirt of Sheldon Cooper saying “BAZZANA!” like “BAZINGA!” because if not ™ ™ ™ ™ ™

This is the way

How do you like THESE apples, Mr. Madame Secretary, Sir?

This will be what gets @joshgondelman.bsky.social to move home and leave comedy for a career in politics

Cool time to be Jewish

See an awesome bluegrass cover, post an awesome bluegrass cover youtu.be/qayc6yJXG-8?...

Interesting zebras note from #CBJ game at MSG. After Bowness/Werenski complained about a lack of power plays, the refs in NYC were Wes McCauley/Morgan MacPhee. MacPhee worked the Jackets' first game back from the break, 4-2 loss in Boston (1 PP); McCauley worked Sat OTL to the Isles (0 PP).

Even if Platner isn’t an antisemite (he absolutely is), if your judgement is so fucking bad that you REGULARLY do an antisemitic whoopsie because it has never occurred to you to just fucking look something up then you ARE NOT FIT FOR OFFICE.

no such thing as other people's children

Hooch is still crazy, this Scrubs revival is gonna work

Now that I have an 18-month-old kid in daycare, I can say this with some authority: Anakin was right about sand.

I put on “Otis Blue” and my 1.5 year-old daughter started dancing around, and if that’s not a whole lot better than watching a senile old bigot ramble and rave, I don’t know what is

The president, who drones on about protecting women’s sports, publicly mocked the women’s gold-medal hockey team. A reminder this was never about protecting women’s sports and it was always about transphobia and misogyny.

The moment has arrived, @joshgondelman.bsky.social

To quote Shoresy, “HO-LEE”

To all my vinyl-spinning friends on here, find a way to get your hands on this Rhino Reserve pressing of Donny Hathaway’s live album. The absolute best quality I’ve ever heard it in, and I have to think the best short of the original pressing (which runs minimally $120 on Discogs)

Fuck it, starting a Shoresy rewatch right now, could run through a brick wall

By the way, a reminder on Jack Hughes, since the grifters are already trying to hijack his postgame interview www.vogue.com/article/meet...

Prescient

As Becky notes in a follow-up post, the photographer was Elsa of Getty Images, and you better believe she’s consistently the best sports photog in the world. At this point, I just assume it’s her when I see an incredible shot

SOBBING About to go hug my daughter and kiss her for about an hour or three

GIVE THIS GLORIOUS MAN THE NORRIS TROPHY NOW

A GAME WINNING ASSIST, A GOLDEN MOMENT ⭐️ CONGRATS Z! #CBJ

Jake Oettinger or Jeremy Swayman or someone should give their gold medal to the Gaudreau family

Johnny Hockey forever, glad Werenski was able to do it for him and be one of the guys holding up the jersey

Zach Werenski's hustle makes that play and he gets the primary assist on the U.S. golden goal. #CBJ

CBJ superstar to Jewish guy for American gold, was this outcome specifically designed for me or what

Give Werenski the first star

EVERYBODY GOES

Happy birthday to this young man, and really to us all

Oh god, no, this is terrible If you’re having thoughts of self-harm, please talk to someone. I will listen, but there are so many people trained to help in such dark moments

Two episodes deep into Shoresy S5 and I’m so fired up, please renew it till the heat death of the universe

Oh what the hell, Spelling Bee, do you want half of Bluesky screaming at you? #MACtionIsMagic

WESLEY R DINGUS Me [in an exaggerated Statler and Waldorf voice]: HE SURE IS! DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

KNIGHT OF THE 50 STATES

Apolo Anton Rodeo imo