Guynemer
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Doctorb. He/Him. Mostly sports and shitposts. Proud to be blocked by Peter Sagal.
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all these motherfuckers gonna be dead someday and no one will mourn them
about 1 year ago
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it was already a great season when this happened, but you knew in your bones this was going to be a Great Season when this happened
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ace
about 8 hours ago
let’s win a fucking title, then
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I think I shall have a Victory Donut
about 8 hours ago
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Nicole Auerbach
about 8 hours ago
I knew he’d have a big game the second I saw this
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Time to clear the bench
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Thicc Stauskas
28 days ago
Jarvis pull up red cedar message board dot com and set my vibrating butt plug to maximum torque
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Michigan about to go 8-1 in the NCAA semifinals all-time, which is insane They are Uh 1-6 in the finals Single elimination small sample size basketball, everyone!
about 8 hours ago
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This outcome was uh not foreseen
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about 9 hours ago
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Dudes are getting absolutely mugged at the rim at both ends and no whistles. Calling a lot of ticky-tack hand check shit though
about 9 hours ago
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Ryan Nanni
about 10 hours ago
unfortunately for Arizona 1 is absolutely the funniest basketball score to be stuck on
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Timothy Burke
about 12 hours ago
my opinion on this is that they need to go back to playing basketball games in basketball arenas and that there will never be a good camera angle for basketball when they play it in a football stadium
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Daniel Abraham
about 13 hours ago
Countdown to the release of Faith of Beasts... Tell your friends and remind your enemies.
www.amazon.com/Faith-Beasts...
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https://www.amazon.com/Faith-Beasts-Captives-War/dp/0316525677
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about 13 hours ago
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finally got called up in Road To The Show halfway through year 3, spent a week and a half in AAA, got called up to Detroit, hit a grand salami in game one Take note, Jeff Greenberg
about 13 hours ago
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The Cardinals pitcher looks like a long lost member of the Florida Crowes.
about 17 hours ago
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Disco Elysium Quotes
about 17 hours ago
INLAND EMPIRE - His corpse is marked by stars. YOU - What will mine be marked by? INLAND EMPIRE - Alcohol and heartbreak. PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - Your fist clenches suddenly. YOU - It will be riddled with disco.
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I would just very simply beat the worst team left on the schedule if I were in a desperate scramble for the last playoff spot, but then again I am Built Different
about 17 hours ago
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CARP CARPKELTON
about 18 hours ago
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of course Quick would summon his 2016 form for this game
about 18 hours ago
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Jesus this stat Red Wings have scored 44 first period goals this season No other team has scored fewer than 50 fucking hell
about 18 hours ago
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Bullshit penalty there
about 19 hours ago
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Seven games into the season and the White Sox already have a minus 30 run differential That’s amazing
about 19 hours ago
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✨🌯 jamie
about 21 hours ago
ok y'all Dog-mergency (but seriously) If anyone can help these two, as a bonded pair, please let ABTC know asap. Transpo to you can be arranged! Just need mention the hounds in Raleigh that Molly posted about while filling out info here:
www.coonhoundrescue.com/FOSTER.html
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Inspirational Skeletor
about 21 hours ago
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RM
2 days ago
The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
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I've never felt so serene about a Final Four game in my life probably because this is the best opponent Michigan has ever faced in the Final Four, so any outcome is acceptable
about 22 hours ago
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Razzball
1 day ago
Oh my god
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Dawn
1 day ago
one of these days you guys will ignore a “bluesky is dying” post I believe in you
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DINGLES DINGELTON
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DeBrincat is trying to drag the Wings into the playoffs single-handedly
2 days ago
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The Flyers announcers are about ready to rip the officials limb from limb
2 days ago
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Tango & Cash Money Records
2 days ago
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The absolute THRILL I just had from knowing a Daily Double that Jamie missed
3 days ago
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Patton Oswalt
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under no circumstances do you have to hand it to The Masters
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3 days ago
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I do not have 12:00 PM appointments why did someone schedule a 12:00 PM appointment today it is no longer April Fools I don't like being The Mean Boss but
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www.maptap.gg
April 2 93🏆 96🔥 96🔥 94🏅 99🎯 Final score: 960
3 days ago
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anytime now, Beisbolcats anytime
4 days ago
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I do not know who Hasan Piker is and I do not care and you can not make me care I am imploring everyone to just be fucking normal and comport themselves accordingly
4 days ago
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Me, screaming into the back seat of the car: WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE NORMAL The Eastern Conference:
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testing tornado sirens on April Fool's Day seems cruel
4 days ago
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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴
4 days ago
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4 days ago
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new personal best
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April 1 100🎯 98🎯 99🎯 96🔥 100🎯 Final score: 984
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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4 days ago
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EDSBTDOV
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Open New York
5 days ago
The current 12-game Jeopardy champion works at an affordable housing finance agency in NJ, and shamed New York for not building more housing: "NJ's doing really well, we're ahead of NY, CT, PA. If you're from one of those states, shame on you, build more housing."
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