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as a resident of a blue city in a red state that everyone wants to give up on, watching blue staters get peeved that they’re being lumped in a with the voters of a larger population is really delicious

After a frantic search, Maine Dems have found a replacement Senate candidate for Platner. He also has a few questionable tattoos, but claims "I'm not like that no more"

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

Eduardo Valencia is the 10th player in Tigers history with a HR in his 1st career AB He joins: 2021 Akil Baddoo 2020 Sergio Alcántara 2015 Daniel Norris 1974 Reggie Sanders 1970 Gene Lamont 1964 Bill Rowan 1963 Gates Brown 1948 Sam Vico 1944 Hack Miller

what if Count Binface is Chuck Tingle

HOME RUN IN HIS FIRST MAJOR LEAGUE AT-BAT HELL YEAH BROTHER

everyone loves Count Binface, the joke political candidate! *five minutes later* we regret to inform you that Count Binface fucked a pig's head at uni

Fuck Microsoft, fuck Xbox, fuck all present and past CEOs of Xbox, fuck Microsoft’s CEO, fuck every CEO that’s had a hand in this industry’s degradation, fuck this industry’s degradation, fuck layoffs, fuck the executive class, fuck the shareholders, and fuck this total twat I know named Craig.

the most satisfying bit of Scalzi's "When The Moon Hits Your Eye" is when a TechBro Who Is Totally Legally Distinct From Elon Musk smuggles himself aboard his company's experiemtnal spacecraft and dies in absolutely hilarious fashion

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If you don't assault people and have nazi tattoos, then you don't have to worry about anyone finding out that you assault people and have nazi tattoos

do you think dr pepper and mr pibb ever explored each others bodies

the AL standings are completely drunk

Benetti giving a shoutout to Marc Evan Jackson and his work with improv and Dirks having no idea what he's talking about, those two could not be more on-brand

AC Shadows Same problem as the other AC RPGs, too big, too long, pulled in too many directions But, it’s still a delight. A lot of that is thanks to engaging dual protagonists—Naoe and Yasuke aren’t on the level of the Frye twins, let alone Kassandra, but there are still a lot of fun

just heard the news about Microsoft tasking Obsidian with the next Fallout game timing is extremely weird for a couple reasons, namely just laying off a shitton of Obsidian devs, and also this seemed inevitable the second Microsoft bought Obsidian a few years ago, why did it take so long?

So we all agree, "establishment and media forces beyond his control" means "(((the Jews)))", yes?

AND MRS. TORKELTON

It took a couple iterations longer than I expected, but EA Sports micro transaction slop has come for College Football and I could not be less surprised

game recognize game.

Wait I was watching Jeopardy what happened to Dingles

starting to think that being terminally online infects some people into becoming utterly unable to admit they might have been wrong about anything they posted online “keep posting through it” has become a desperate mantra

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Clues By Sam says Defund the Police

And now we play the game of "how long does it take Galnemer to notice the flower arrangement on the counter", her first foray out to the living room after waking up is a no

So there’s a famously pugilistic poster on here (who has me blocked) who said, essentially, that character doesn’t matter when choosing to vote. Only policy. And I think that is just fundamentally backwards and, ultimately, the reason why the online left keeps falling for lying grifters. (Thread)

This morning I've gotten a haircut, wandered through a bookshop, bought some pastries, and got 19 roses for our anniversary in a few days I am officially declaring that I am no longer doing things for the rest of the day

more than twice as much time as passed since the release of Fallout 4 as there is between the releases of New Vegas and Fallout 4 get your shit together, Bethesda

there is a cohort of men who resent the responsibilities and obligations of adulthood — of the fact that you owe things to other people. it is a fundamentally childish impulse that they have reconfigured as the height of masculinity, and i think it informs the parasocial attraction to platner.

Gritty Tigers back

LOLOLOLOL thank you A's

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TT again BDNS again

Carson Benge just pulled off a Little League homer thanks to an absolute circus from the Royals' defense

Colt Coltkelton?

God the reverse translation of this is excellent.

Sitting in the vet waiting room and the tv is on spectrum news, which I guess is better than fox but there are actual factual sports happening right now

I don’t know how I feel changing the name of a part of a highway from one honoring the victims murdered by the american state to one honoring a victim of Israel

oh so it's like rocket league but with people

if i can offer a heterodox-but-informed opinion— youth sports have gotten worse as they have become an even bigger part of the College Admissions circus. This, in turn, has ramped our Toxic Sports Parents problem up to 11.

"Vance got Yooned by Kirkification" You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.

Stephen King: boy howdy King: this whole graham platner thing King: the sexual assault allegations are pretty troubling King: nevertheless

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