it was already a great season when this happened, but you knew in your bones this was going to be a Great Season when this happened

let’s win a fucking title, then

I think I shall have a Victory Donut

I knew he’d have a big game the second I saw this

Time to clear the bench

Jarvis pull up red cedar message board dot com and set my vibrating butt plug to maximum torque

Michigan about to go 8-1 in the NCAA semifinals all-time, which is insane They are Uh 1-6 in the finals Single elimination small sample size basketball, everyone!

This outcome was uh not foreseen

Dudes are getting absolutely mugged at the rim at both ends and no whistles. Calling a lot of ticky-tack hand check shit though

unfortunately for Arizona 1 is absolutely the funniest basketball score to be stuck on

my opinion on this is that they need to go back to playing basketball games in basketball arenas and that there will never be a good camera angle for basketball when they play it in a football stadium

Countdown to the release of Faith of Beasts... Tell your friends and remind your enemies. www.amazon.com/Faith-Beasts...

finally got called up in Road To The Show halfway through year 3, spent a week and a half in AAA, got called up to Detroit, hit a grand salami in game one Take note, Jeff Greenberg

The Cardinals pitcher looks like a long lost member of the Florida Crowes.

INLAND EMPIRE - His corpse is marked by stars. YOU - What will mine be marked by? INLAND EMPIRE - Alcohol and heartbreak. PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - Your fist clenches suddenly. YOU - It will be riddled with disco.

I would just very simply beat the worst team left on the schedule if I were in a desperate scramble for the last playoff spot, but then again I am Built Different

CARP CARPKELTON

of course Quick would summon his 2016 form for this game

Jesus this stat Red Wings have scored 44 first period goals this season No other team has scored fewer than 50 fucking hell

Bullshit penalty there

Seven games into the season and the White Sox already have a minus 30 run differential That’s amazing

ok y'all Dog-mergency (but seriously) If anyone can help these two, as a bonded pair, please let ABTC know asap. Transpo to you can be arranged! Just need mention the hounds in Raleigh that Molly posted about while filling out info here: www.coonhoundrescue.com/FOSTER.html

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

I've never felt so serene about a Final Four game in my life probably because this is the best opponent Michigan has ever faced in the Final Four, so any outcome is acceptable

Oh my god

one of these days you guys will ignore a “bluesky is dying” post I believe in you

DINGLES DINGELTON

DeBrincat is trying to drag the Wings into the playoffs single-handedly

The Flyers announcers are about ready to rip the officials limb from limb

The absolute THRILL I just had from knowing a Daily Double that Jamie missed

under no circumstances do you have to hand it to The Masters

I do not have 12:00 PM appointments why did someone schedule a 12:00 PM appointment today it is no longer April Fools I don't like being The Mean Boss but

www.maptap.gg April 2 93🏆 96🔥 96🔥 94🏅 99🎯 Final score: 960

anytime now, Beisbolcats anytime

I do not know who Hasan Piker is and I do not care and you can not make me care I am imploring everyone to just be fucking normal and comport themselves accordingly

Me, screaming into the back seat of the car: WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE NORMAL The Eastern Conference:

testing tornado sirens on April Fool's Day seems cruel

new personal best www.maptap.gg April 1 100🎯 98🎯 99🎯 96🔥 100🎯 Final score: 984

EDSBTDOV

The current 12-game Jeopardy champion works at an affordable housing finance agency in NJ, and shamed New York for not building more housing: "NJ's doing really well, we're ahead of NY, CT, PA. If you're from one of those states, shame on you, build more housing."