Bring back the Boondocks.

In my opinion Andrew Wakefield should be in prison.

strange but true: you don't have to fight the 2028 primary on here yet if you don't want to

On this President's Day, remember that George Washington not only owned slaves, but made sure that they didn't stay in Pennsylvania too long because that would mean they could petition for freedom.

Anyway, if you want to read too many words on why Sparta was terrible and people who like Sparta are terrible for liking Sparta, check it out: acoup.blog/2019/08/16/collections-this-isnt-sparta-part-i-spartan-school/

whenever that TurboTax commercial comes on my first thought is always "is this K-Pop Demon Hunters"

Sparta and Athens 2000 years after Frank Miller's weirdo comic for weird losers was set.

I think about how when they sang La Marseillaise they were still in the midst of a war they did not know they were going to win.

roses are red they cost a nice buck fuck you if your name is tkachuk

Jesus Christ, Tom Wilson injuring dudes at the Olympics

Seeing the Greenland flag waving after that first Denmark goal was pretty fuckin rad tbqh

it has always bothered me that Italian sports teams generally wear blue when blue is not a color on the Italian flag PICK A COLOR

WHICH COUNTRIES ARE GOOD AT WHICH WINTER OLYMPICS SPORT screaming downhill faster than my car goes: any country containing some Alps pushing big rocks on ice: any country known for making whiskey sliding down an ice chute like a psychopath: former axis powers

Pleased to announce that as of this morning I have joined the Statin Gang Cholesterol is fixin to get its ass kicked to hell and back

Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp

it's not the worst thing AI is doing but: i love cat videos so much and it's so annoying that people are posting ai cat videos now

If in a country of 330 million ppl you cannot find a second candidate without a nazi tattoo then just cancel elections and stop the pretense, you're fully cooked

I would be remiss to not take this opportunity to point out that Galnemer and I were married on a Friday the 13th, which is extremely On Brand for us

Dinosaurs And Non-Dinosaurs xkcd.com/3204/

Unionize your workplace so you can call the president a pedophile in the national spotlight and keep your job

"disguise yourself as a giant stand of grass at the superbowl" is just a Hitman level

it irritates me when i hear people say stuff like "well EVERYONE supported the iraq war after 9/11, we were all fooled" bitch speak for yourself

Don't. Print. Lies. In. The. Newspaper.

Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming

And Sam Darnold, who was NOT out indefinitely

happy for JSN, who never beat michigan. he deserves this.

It’s time to post this. Confirmed. Sam Darnold is a Super Bowl Champion. ilovecitr.us/darnold/

I know there are turds all over on both sides of the field and in both organizations, but Bob Kraft is one of the biggest pieces of shit currently wasting our oxygen, so I am having A Good Time right now

Macbeth: SHIT

what the hell was THAT

the bushes were people 😂

oh you absolute dipshit you complete ignoramus why did you let that bounce

WHY ARE YOU KICKING AN EXTRA POINT DOWN 13 IN THE FOURTH QUARTER OF THE SUPER BOWL DOES MATH STILL WORK

Super Bowl MVP AJ Barner

good night, patriots

so I did hear him say "Taino" the single word I understood until he started listing countries at the end loved every minute of it

When Macdonald did this to the Big Ten they convinced themselves a vacuum repairman broke football with iphone copies of the same all-22 film everyone had already. Imagine what insane conspiracies the Patriots will imagine.

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

anyway I watched the new Project Hail Mary trailer and isn't Rocky supposed to be a lot bigger than that

to hell with the invite, he should've won the whole enchilada