I guess, in retrospect, “Michigan winning a national championship with a [checks notes] world-level defense” was pretty cliched, but this is some legendary stuff

GO BLUE

Before Trey McKenney, the last player from Flint who led the Michigan Wolverines to a national championship also hooked up with Sarah Palin.

UCLA, Indiana, and Michigan. Now take a big sip of your drink and I will tell you which team won in which sport.

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WE WON WITH THE SEX NUMBER

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has anyone considered that maybe Cadeau LIKES it there on the floor

GET OFF THE COURT DICKHEAD

I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a man look more like a penis

Does anybody have a gif of Dan Hurley looking like an unhinged supervillian from a show on the CW? Or even a jpg? They're so hard to find...

Hurley doesn’t go out on to the court as far as Izzo, but he still goes out there a lot and it is Annoying As Fuck

Forget the curveball (three-pointer), Rickey (Michigan). Give em the heater (post).

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Good lord what a late whistle

I think that was a smart timeout by Hurley, it felt like Michigan was starting to put together a big run

Michigan hit a three challenge (impossible)

I would just very simply make my app work the night of the MBB Championship if I wanted to enhance my status as The Sports App

folks its that most special time of the year that's right it's compliance training time (fucking corporate-speak, I swear to God. "compliance"? fuck you. even worse than "human resources.")

The Usual Suspects (1995)

Interleague play is an abomination that needs to end if we're ever going to be a country again

Goddammit Wings can you at least look like a fucking hockey team for one goddamn day in the spring

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I would like to suggest that Jo Adell gets the save for this game, not Jordan Romano.

He is risen

this whole"they were fooled by evil politicians" thing is a whole crock of BS, the politicians literally just said what these people wanted to hear and vote for

Jo Adell did W H A T

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nothing quite like following the giddy excitement of last night with a quiet Sunday morning sipping coffee and folding laundry to the soothing sounds of a two-decade old Antiques Roadshow episode

it was already a great season when this happened, but you knew in your bones this was going to be a Great Season when this happened

let’s win a fucking title, then

I think I shall have a Victory Donut

I knew he’d have a big game the second I saw this

Time to clear the bench

Jarvis pull up red cedar message board dot com and set my vibrating butt plug to maximum torque

Michigan about to go 8-1 in the NCAA semifinals all-time, which is insane They are Uh 1-6 in the finals Single elimination small sample size basketball, everyone!

This outcome was uh not foreseen

Dudes are getting absolutely mugged at the rim at both ends and no whistles. Calling a lot of ticky-tack hand check shit though

unfortunately for Arizona 1 is absolutely the funniest basketball score to be stuck on