So I actually took care of a pair of Hitler siblings ~20 years ago. Which is Not Okay! It takes two people to make children, and these people picked Hitler as the last name over whatever the other option was.

I wish that Semen Hitler had lived long enough to meet Gay Hitler, but he died fighting Adolf

Having lunch at a diner and no one else at he counter is singing along to “Higher Ground” on the PA, smdh

the president admitted to sexual assault on camera and it didn't matter

they elected and have been covering for THEE main epstein guy, like they were trying to decode pictures of pizza and meanwhile started worshipping the guy with an epstein punch card

Future medical historians, rejoice! There will be much to say about 2025.

NO ONE EXPECTS TACTICAL NUDE PARKOUR

Galnemer was sitting in the back bedroom where we're keeping Mina, just so she can get used to us, and Lando walked in and laid in Galnemer's lap, and Mina ran out from under the bed and rubbed her face all over Lando She really likes other cats a lot. She really dislikes humans a lot.

chuck schumer this man is about to write an alternate history novel where you slip in the shower

Michigan wins

bonus basketball in ann arbor, hooray

Repost with an iconic fictional band

It's Vererans Day. I don't make the rules.

hell yeah

apparently Mina will now suffer to share a room with Galnemer without immediately fleeing under the bed this is major progress for a feral cat

begging people to stop trying to rehabilitate the prequel trilogy, please, for the love of God, there is nothing of substance there, there are no interesting ideas, nothing of merit. they are just capital-B Bad, much like episode 9.

happy to report it is Land Grant Week this one is for all the repurposed bowling trophies and also for all the first conference wins of the season

The scared pissbaby tank in the DNC is somehow 243% full

America’s chickenshit elites problem continues to be the biggest obstacle to fighting Trump www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

folks, it is That Day www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuzT...

[Robert Stack voice] UPDATE This absolutely fuckin whips

just happened to glance up at the TV and saw a Progressive commercial composed entirely of AI slop and you know what decades of honing my superpower of "completely shutting off my brain when ads come on" is going to continue to pay dividends

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

“…and a promise of a vote on healthcare!”

GET THAT FAT FUCK OFF MY TV SCREEN, JUST GIMME THE FOOTBALL

wow, this power play looks like shit

Congrats to Cal for accomplishing the rare feat of passing the travelling rutgr to a ranked team, namely losvll

that was some pathetic short yardage shit, bama

Everyone's true "welcome to the Big Ten" moment is not when they win a conference title, or beat Ohio State or Michigan. It's the first time they drown in a bathtub at Iowa when its like, 38 degrees outside.

You joined a conference with Iowa in it lmao. You fools

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the thing about that Indiana-Penn State game is that it would have been hilarious if #2 preseason Penn State's first conference win came on Nov. 8th against current #2 Indiana And it would have been hilarious for Indiana's first loss to come to winless-in-conference Penn State BUT (1/2)

Enjoying this Oregon football game

Look I know we all hate Gus but his reactions in this game are 100% appropriate, this shit is bananas

my first post was a year ago today and now it is time for an IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT regarding the future of this account: i'm gonna keep doing it

This inspired me to mash up these clips with Coffin Flop, and, well

Congratulations to Zach McKinstry on winning his first career Silver Slugger award! 👏

THE MACTION EVENT OF THE YEAR TOMORROW AT HIGH NOON PUDGE 🆚 THE MACCOON BOWLING GREEN 🆚 EASTERN MICHIGAN

dunno how the Lectern account found my alt-text correctly identifying the object Mr. Pebbles is sitting on, but happy to be recognized

it is the end of the first week of November and the Lions, Pistons, and Red Wings are all in second place in their divisions What the hell is happening, I am not used to this level of competence from my sports teams

Jeopardy just showed a picture of Woody Guthrie holding his THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS guitar Not. Fucking. Around.

you know, when you think "this shit can't get any tackier" you're wrong you're so so wrong

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