AC: Unity might be the most Aggressively Okay game I’ve ever played. Even a mid AC is pretty good; jumping around Revolutionary Paris is a delight, but my god the wasted potential. Where’s Danton? Where’s de Gouges? Where’s Lafayette, for Christ’s sake, he was already in AC3?!

on their way to your mom’s house

New friends

Kamala Harris ran a good campaign, arguably a great campaign, she showed up at the debates, she put in her effort, I was genuinely impressed and I did not want her in 2020 and was actively against her and was disappointed she was veep. She won me over. Didn't matter. People wanted 2019 again.

Obviously the worst thing Musk has done is killing life saving foreign aid But on a scale that doesn’t include cartoon supervillainy, making me actively root against cool science shit like space exploration and electric cars is way up there

Honestly it's really fitting she's playing Helen of Troy, a woman famous for through no fault of her own making men act like utter jackasses by simply existing.

Attn @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com there is a nationally ranked pinball player on jeopardy tonight

Got home with a pounding sinus headache and laid down and Lando Catrissian immediately sat on my chest and shoved his face into mine and started purring his ginger head off I can’t say it’s helping the headache but I’m not complaining

i have many justifications for hating AI but ultimately don't think i need any besides "they stole the book it was my life's dream to write without compensation, and did not get punished." their hands are literally in my pocket and they can fuck off

an hour and three patients stand between me and a four day weekend and the clock is moving backwards

A few hours into Unity, I can see why it has the reputation as the nadir of the Assassin's Creed series BUT my word is revolutionary Paris fun to run around in, and hearing "La Marseillaise" when walking into a cafe is pretty neat

if you had to throw grogu for distance (not saying you should, just, you know, if you had to), i suspect the most efficient way would be to grab him by the ears and spin around like a hammer thrower in the Olympics

I am once again on my knees begging the universe to just fucking make it stop

This will walk you through it. Basically you're setting your search engine as ai-free. www.ghacks.net/2024/05/23/h...

The most evergreen skeet ever skeeted

Jesus FUCK

O-H!!

Pretty sure @guynemer.bsky.social is punching air wherever he is right now

Tigers get through one game without a TOOTBLAN challenge (impossible)

in heels?! yeah you gotta commit seppuku bro

Michigan fans were right from the start about this fucking ghoul. www.nytimes.com/athletic/729...

L: oh hell what did I step in it smells awful R: oh right that's where I left that carcass

I solemnly swear I will never learn a thing about Russian geography, or which one is Nepal and which one is Bhutan www.maptap.gg May 20 98🎯 100🎯 97🔥 90🎉 86🌞 Final score: 920

fun fact, the most common hypothesis is a novel hantavirus

I’ve been playing Red Dead Redemption 2 lately on my 10+ year old Xbox One. My main takeaway has been: why the fuck do we need better graphics than this? This is 10 years old and still looks AMAZING

If you want Medicare for All (and I do!), you (yes, you!) are going to have to pay more taxes for it. That is simple math. No, you can't just tax billionaires. No, you aren't taxed enough already, and why are you adopting the slogan of reactionaries who want to dismantle social welfare programs?

I just scanned a list of the X users Massie follows from his official gray check government account, and I count eight self-described National Socialists, two self-described white nationalists, a couple of instances of the 14 words, and a big pile of WLM / Generation Zyklon / GoyimTV / etc. folks.

TTBDNS

Massie is now toasting the crowd with a glass of raw milk, which is a very Massie thing to do.

steven fuckin kwan i swear to god

Inside-the-park grand slam for James Wood (!!!)

obligatory

people didn't really think Massie was going to win, did they?

If Schrader is just putting this out there in public, imagine the grim shit that comes up in his dimly lit nocturnal journaling.

Reminds me of this classic

Tell me this mascot for the Cherry Bombs is not the most PDX shit you’ve ever seen (complimentary)

Tigers got didgeridonged in the fourth

apparently I missed a TORK TORKLETON?

Never know exactly what to expect with Dungeon Crawler Carl, but “life or death karaoke performance of ‘Take On Me’ in the midst of a five-alarm bar fight” was not on my bingo card

Wow porn AND anti-AI?? Playboy came to Bluesky and read the fucking room.

I’ve done an inexplicable thing.

Everybody here

www.maptap.gg May 19 93🎉 91😁 100🎯 95🏆 67😐 Final score: 870

Wow, for a game I basically heard nothing about, Rogue is quite good. Quite a bit shorter than the others, which is not a bad thing. Shay isn’t terribly interesting as a character but the plot is a nice reversal of the usual events. The Dreaded Unity is next, which I had avoided previously

you ever read something so french that you need to go flirt with someone who is not your spouse