Philadelphia, baby, the city of lights

ok, NOW the year has begun

The Philippine Airlines preflight video is a whole telenovela. 🤣

The first wrinkle-free shirt was introduced in 1953. Remarkably, it didn't get any press.

🗣️ WOKE 2 IS UNSTOPPABLE

People logging back into Bluesky for the first time in a year

second place in the comic division for an overtly left-wing political message??? including a costume that says “go birds fuck ice free palestine” on the back????? WOKE 2.0 IS HERE. WE ARE NOT ASKING.

Found out they postponed the competition because of the weather chaos in the morning and though a very Scrooge-esque "then I haven't missed it!" to myself. Sounds like it was rough stuff, hope everyone's ok.

went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible 🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌

Jan 1: this is the year of new Me Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital

Give the NYC Ferry social media team a bonus for this one

You don't need drugs or alcohol to have fun. You just need to imagine Werner Herzog saying "ballin" like Jim Jones. He is doing the fadeaway jump shot motion.

Triples makes it safe. Triples is best.

Indiana fans can legally uproot an In-N-Out and take it home now

- first female string band captain - in drag as Elvis - officiating a real interracial marriage Woke 2 is gonna hit like Reggie White

Nine Delights 2026

every time they cut to this man on the sideline he looks like a dad whose son just told him there is a "study group meeting" that starts on 11pm on a friday night

It's more important than ever not just to defend, but to vigorously advocate for, this vision of our country.

Can't wait to make hajj to mamdanistan

day one in mamdani’s new york

Bernie Sanders only has one inauguration look (this is today at the Mamdani inauguration)

joyriding for warmth

Freezing, but it looks wonderful

Group at Broad and Carpenter brought a whole couch to watch the parade

The quote on the Ben Franklin flag says “tax this dick”

Guy in parade set this on my hood whilei was talking a pic and said “the men need beads too!!”

Brass band playing “Thong Song” might be the thing that finally gets me okay with parades in general

Happy New Year, Philadelphia

Being able to navigate the Center City transit concourse is always handy, but it really pays off on a cold parade day

BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins

New York City has a new mayor

Congrats to the people of New York for experiencing A Good Thing, y'all earned it

confident that this is the year it happens

happy 2026 phone pals

Tough for anyone to beat the T-6th best team in the ACC tbh

AN ohio state university

this is what they leave folded on the coffins of stripper cops who die in the line of duty

Rural America, through its elected representatives in the federal government, declared war on urban America. They sent a literal occupying army into my hometown this fall. We didn’t start this shit. Rural America can get fucked.

Sumerian engineers 2000 years ago

recibiendo 2026 con esta energía

Outlook for the new year ...

any discussion of city transit improvement online ever

the year stunk for me as a whole, but the transit was pretty nice

The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.

pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written

Post a transit selfie from 2025

- Game 7 of the World Series - Final round of The Masters - Nico Hülkenberg podium

my 2026 resolution is to be even worse

Nothing comes out of these water jets but lies and insinuations. Why did I buy a j'accuzzi?