This is what Jimmy Haslam wants to take away from us

Harold Fannin is fun

LET THEM ON THE PIRATE SHIP

I get that this is a big weekend for retail sales but if you, as a business, send me six emails in 48 hours then you should go directly to jail

Now THIS is college football in November 🌨️

I'm being completely serious that you can draw a direct line between the introduction of instant replay to football and the widespread toleration of Donald Trump's bad-faith lawsuits and election overturning. Sometimes a touchdown is a touchdown.

AT LAST

I'll wait and add in whatever Chad's brother does to Stanford tonight 😎

Meanwhile on Columbus TV

How it feels ending the losing streak youtu.be/YvPerZLPnm4?...

Love that for Igbinosun

First time Michigan has punted in the 4th quarter in this series in the 2020s

FOTC "FRIENDS" GETTING USED IN A COMMERCIAL YAAAAAAY

20 plays 81 yards 11:55 of clock t h r e e p o i n t s

Good way to eat clock and still go up 3 scores

Update from the group chat

FIELD CONDITIONS UPDATE: Brutus Buckeye drew a Script Ohio in the snow and X’d out the M in the end zone. ❄️ ❌

TELL ME HOW MY CARNELL TATE

I'm pleased but I'm still very nervous

Let's be honest, that play should never deserve to be a touchback

Jeremiah easy button lmao

It was declined, so the last holding call OSU drew in a B1G game was Rutgers 2023

Not the first quarter I wanted but we're still on serve. Glad that JJ and Tate have touched the ball now

HOLY SHIT WE GOT A HOLDING CALL

Got extra downs thanks to Michigan dumbassery then cost ourselves a TD through our own dumbassery

Not a TD but go for it on 4th

Michigan and getting let off easy for major offenses, name a more iconic duo

BO KNOWS

Another big stop Settle down, offense

Oh for fuck's sake

Adjusted well to hold to 3. Now let's let the offense loose

Good morning Go Bucks youtu.be/o1nLl0Rd8Ro?...

Ugh, shut up. Texas won't miss the playoff because they played and lost to Ohio State They'll miss the playoff because they lost to Florida

"Two-time preseason Heisman favorite" has gotta be a pretty rare achievement

So no one plays defense in the SEC?

That looked easy

@actualnames.bsky.social An example of the oddly rarer determinative nominism here:

Luca Pinelli is wearing a gold chain during his NHL debut Be more Italian

Wait that doesn’t sound like Vox

Finished what Dalton Prout started IYKYK

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you've watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you? ...uh-oh

SET THE FUCKING TONE, BOYS youtu.be/tblYK5t73ys?...

Nothing wrong with me going to bed at 8:45, right?

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

Well at least Democratic primary voters will get to choose among (checks notes) a Nazi or a 77 year old?

omg would

This feels less like "going against the grain" and more like "way past due institutional form which would have widespread support among all voters"