I have tried the chicken skyline chili. Same flavor, better consistency, jarringly taupe in color which describes most of my friends. It’s fine. It’s not weird because skyline is already weird. The good weird. 9/10⭐️

To the presumably drunk person who apparently ate a slice and left the rest on the porch of my rental house last night: how dare you leave me with so much pizza I’m afraid to eat.

Where does this rank among Cleveland sports collapses all time, somewhere in the high 300s maybe

Cavs, habibis, save some points for the Knicks

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Presented with another blue and yellow shirt; not triggered by it whatsoever 10/10

Drove from NJ through Pennsylvania to Morgantown today without seeing a single one of Those Signs for the first time in a decade.

Every Ohio-Michigan rivalry borrows emotional infrastructure from The Game.

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Wrote about borrowed emotional infrastructure

Escorting Drake back to his plane

ESPN graphics once the 1st round ends: Whatever

The Browns made a smart value pick and then the Bengals did the same thing. This is like a slot machine hitting twice in a row, go ahead and unplug it and push it into the ocean - that’s never happening again

"How did the Buckeyes not win a national title with all of these guys?" 1. They did! 🤯 2. What year is it? We've been asking that question for decades.

These losers just can’t possibly even imagine life without a staff and title.

Wrote about Sgt. Hightower from the Police Academy movies.

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“One-handed circus catch by WR8” is the most Ohio State Spring Game-coded commentary yet

The Situational returns to preview the 2026 Ohio State spring game, featuring...wait, who are these guys?

Wrote about life before instant gratification

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Wish I could say I wrote about Balki Bartokomous and Cousin Larry, but that would have been deemed "out of scope"

Today is April 1st. I wrote about AI slop.

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[to the tune of Girls On Film]

Some absolute bangers in these mentions. Anyway, I went ahead turned this discussion into a playlist for your next gathering: open.spotify.com/playlist/5yK...

I wrote about Ronald Reagan getting shot

Channeled from the final exam scene of Rodney Dangerfield's Back to School

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Charlie Brown had hoes

boy this got me

Crying at sports again 🏒

I wrote about basketball lol

Wrote about Ohio State’s returning starter at QB, which has become a very small club over the past decade

If that would have counted the over would have hit. In this game.

Man they gotta play Minority come on guys

Wrote about the college football playoff, and pancakes 🥞

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Imagine the most pridefully, stubbornly stupid person you know deciding you know what, maybe I’ll finally crack a book. And not just that - it’s a good book. An important book. An insightful book with depth and rich text. That’s what this is.

Wrote about the guys who stay in college long enough to get doctorates in postseason football

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Honestly it’s pretty hilarious that the Browns can say they’re in the same business as a Patriots, Rams, Seahawks and Broncos

Smith’s philosophy and concepts are exactly the complement Day’s offense needs and desperately lacked in 2025 - 10/10 fit

Ohio State football has been recession-proof for decades. How much change does it need in light of Indiana's immediate ascendence by way of a very new and modern blueprint?

Wrote a performance review for the deposed national champions

Courtesy reminder - if you know anyone who went to Purdue, they definitely need to hear from you today

Imagining Ohio State losing the CFP final in Ohio Stadium to, like, fucking wake forest or something. That’s this for Miami and it rules, congrats Hoosiers