And shout out to - 1) City Barbecue donating 48lbs of pulled pork 2) every Jen/Jennifer/Jenny I met yesterday, you’re all limited edition Gen X classic vintages 3) this handsome guy who asked if I would take a photo with him with giant fists

Imagine if Wisconsin had tried to script two drives. Just to feel silly, throw out all caution

UNC could probably have Rowed the Boat for less money than it paid for a creepy soap opera and settled for an 8-win floor every season for a decade there, but you have to seize the opportunity to hire a guy in his 70s the entire NFL was completely done with when it strikes

Wrote about Growth Spurt Ryan Shazier and his teammates, all of whom are named some form of Caden

PROGRAMMING NOTE: Minnesota Situational 1:15pm ET @elevenwarriors.com

A lot of chuckling condescending people in my timeline won’t be laughing at all in seven months when the Browns draft Drew Allar right after they also draft Sam Leavitt

Got walked off by a Purdue safety, the epitome of brutality

In that Xfinity commercial where Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson are on the couch watching four college football games at once, one of the games is Rutgers-Nebraska

Held Washington 49 points below their average on their home field and had a dozen (?) TFLs? Ended a home winning streak that went back to 2021? That’s fine. It’s fine

Demond Williams Jr is electric, if you like “slippery joystick quarterbacks” with “pinpoint throwing precision” who have been “literally sacked 32 times over the past eight games which includes a couple of barber colleges”

B1G refs are asssssss what a bailout

Absolutely playing with their food again. There’s no reason I should have as many 1st half targets as Carnell Tate being covered by a true freshman backup, in a country with a functioning justice department this would be a legal crisis

Evil Ryan Day did not make the trip.

There is quite literally no hypothetical scenario the SEC would not dominate. An ♾️ and zero record, no blemishes

Indiana > Illinois > Duke > NC State > UVA > FSU > Bama goddamn we aren’t even out of September

Absolute SCENES

That’s going to be a 1st down for Clemson

My thoughts are with all the people who like that catchy new Dove deodorant commercial and are looking up My Neck, My Back to learn more about that song

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

Are you subscribed to the daily Eleven Dubcast?

The Washington Huskies have not lost a home game since 2021. Should the no.1 team in the country be concerned?

Wrote about bourbon finished in *Steve Perry voice* Sherry casks. And also, the Washington Huskies (derogatory)

PROGRAMMING NOTE: Washington Situational, 1:15pm ET @elevenwarriors.com

reminder what this potato's cheat sheet looks like

The least Browns thing I’ve ever seen in my damn life

IU-Illinois absolutely rips. This whole game is going to be habanero cocaine chocolate ganache, praying for seven OTs already

thank u lord

It just matters more

Iowa has what appears to be a 6’6” TE literally named Large. His parents knew, that’s incredible

Congratulations to the Ohio State Buckeyes, state champions for the 104th straight college football season!

wrote about the most provocative topic in America today, the saxophone in Glenn Frey's 1984 banger "The Heat is On."

My second-favorite thing about Bo Jackson behind him being really good is this conversation I heard in the stadium last week: Guy 1: Is it true his name isn't really Bo Guy 2: Yeah, it's a nickname Guy 1: Lame. Trying to latch onto a famous football name Guy 2: His actual first name is Lamar

Notre Dame is 0-2 but its next 10 games are all basically against variants of NC State, so 10-2 feels inevitable

Ted Cruz is at this game, right? Oh shit did I just blow the ending

We’ll have Ryan Day’s postgame press conference live here: www.youtube.com/live/ilIdNXR...

Great teams cover 😅

Tegra is not playable. And yet

Said it before (40 years ago) and will say it again, Bo Jackson is clearly RB1

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Grateful for 🐝 🐝 🐝 these games are aaaaasssssssssss

UCLA needs an autocrat every trustee and shadowy bagman lines up behind. Doesn’t have to be a UCLA guy. Just copy what IU did, that was the highest degree of difficulty in the sport. Selling that school and city is not exactly hard mode.

Been to six of these. I'm on the bricks at Nick's (left of the front door). It's important to note that there are no bad college bars, only better ones.

Went first-person on what today felt like

Wrote about THE Ohio University and its opponent this weekend, Ohio Agricultural and Mechanical College

PROGRAMMING NOTE: Ohio Situational, 1:15pm EDT @elevenwarriors.com

Anyone talk about how MTV was a generational miscalculation? They stopped airing videos to dedicate themselves to making stars out of Snookie and Johnny Bananas, but people didn’t stop wanting videos. the thirst for videos is so insatiable YouTube music videos get billions of views

Bobcats.

game ended right at this moment asaic

That was extremely my shit