The president needs your help! He's collecting diarrhea for his plane. He has a plane that's 99% toilet with other people's diarrhea in it and he wears a little crown when he drives it around. Brave patriots please send your loose stool to your favorite diarrhea president for his diarrhea plane.

Old Man Sting is the coolest looking wrestler ever

Sir everyone online is saying "Diarrhea Donald" should we release a statement clarifying that you do not in fact fly around in a plane full of diarrhea

I am plainly in the bag for Mastodon, but their A Spoonful Weighs A Ton cover puts a smile on my face every time. youtu.be/PCLatEsYdvo

And this is directed towards a lot of my northern friends. Some of y'all talk sideways about the south. And you're not wrong, in the grand scheme. I get it. But we need y'all. We can't get the Lindsey Graham's of the world out of our life without you.

I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.

Marched to the governor's mansion to let noted Trump fuckboi Henry McMaster hear it. We ain't a lost cause down here. Game is rigged. Our governance is an embarrassment, but the people are out here and will lock arms with the rest of the country against this horse shit.

Marching from the state house down Main Street in Columbia, SC. #NoKings

I wanna be Diego Pavia when I grow up.

USC should fire Mike Shula at halftime and then fire Beamer for hiring him in the first place.

Need someone to drive me to the burn unit.

The Cult

@hhsofficial.bsky.social Fuck you.

@whitehouse-47.bsky.social Fuck you.

@homelandgov.bsky.social Fuck you.

Pills Mafia has invaded Charlotte before next weekend.

Ah, man. "New York Groove" an all-time heater.

Should I know/care about any of these bands

You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.

I like 2 MNF games

I realize this ends with the Bills hanging 50 in Charlotte next weekend but I am gonna stick my finger in an outlet that may ir may not be live until then.

[Bonecrusher increasing]

“sir, the hut has been out-pizza’d”

Falcons unis are perfect.

this is literally the cbs news fact-checking process now

Yes.

Panthers gotta keep Jaycee on Pickens every play.

Supertramp cut off the jam at the end of "Goodbye Stranger" way too early. They had at least another minute in that bad boy.

I would like to direct your attention to the Jets passing yards after 60 minutes of professional football.

Hard not to feel utterly defeated 24/7 these days, man.

Meant to give a big thanks to @dallasspurs.coys.social for being there at the ass-crack of dawn for the Leeds match last week. A fine lot to join for a match. Irishman Pub a good spot kind staff. Shouts to Simon, Alan, and Chris for the conversation and the scarf.

woke up from a nap in a frenzy

Slept 13 hours straight.

Is not carrying your ID on you a common thing? Is it not always in your wallet you have on you at all times? There is a bar here that IDs everyone they dont know, regardless of appearance, and a good number just dont have it. Is there a separate license-holding apparatus I dont know about?

our heroes at taliercios have come to save the day

[pressing button to have a 2FA code sent to me via text] Two seconds later: "Ohhh, I got a text!" ... "Oh, right." Ten times a day, five days a week, every week.

Accidentally knocking an entire shelf of pasta sauce onto the floor with the AR-15 strapped around my back while Christopher Cross's "Sailing" softly plays over the store speakers.

You! Shall! Not! Hop!

This Tampa/Seattle game is very esthetically pleasing.

I know the Dolphins ain't good but that's a solid win for Carolina. Big comeback. Eric Collins has to call all of our games now. Man suffers enough putting up with the Hornets bullshit.

Consideration increasing.

Rico Dowdle, scatter smother cover dice and top me

Geno Smith needs to go lie down.

Great throw and catch from Bryce to Xavier there.

This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram. Community action works. Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...

Just found out Monster Jam was at Jerryworld last night and the whole trip is ruined. Why am I even in Texas if I don't go see Gravedigger get some sick air and do rad tricks in the Cowboys stadium. What the fuck.

OK this is dope

Arch Manning STINKS, Wilbon.