Would be nice to watch the World Cup draw, but alas.

In some order, for the fifth or sixth year in a row.

that's right

they gotta do something about set pieces man if you can win a penalty like that why would anyone do anything but play for set piece violence

That is a BULLshit call.

Proper MLS match between Fulham and City there.

Tired: Prosecute them all Wired: Guillotines Inspired: Have you seen "It Follows"

Man these two teams are a bunch of assholes

heard your mom has a big game today

the crows i’ve been feeding in my yard have a very “who the fuck is this guy” about my christmas inflatables

Come to brunch at Transmission Arcade, where we are celebrating Thanksgiving weekend by playing all the music your racist uncle loves*. * Top 40 country excluded, they gotta run a business here

That mac and cheese uses a hard ‘r’

"When I go, I just hope they don't lead with the really racist joke I made that one time, and then accompany it with a picture looking like I'm telling them to relax, it was just a joke."

Lincoln wasn't perfect, but he was very good.

I do not think that was targeting but that was targeting.

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes

This match is great.

Calling in an air strike on Vitinha

Can Zohran Mamdani keep New Yorkers safe from remembering some Arsenal guys? defector.com/can-zohran-m...

I am a Yes on aliens (feel it is hubris to statistically think there is no other intelligent life out in all of that space), Maybe on the others. Seems like we would have definitive proof of them by now, but it's a big planet and we find new shit all the time.

Arr and Weedguy420boner roasting Fart's shoes.

Homo Sex Penis Well, I guess I need to go ahead and get some things out in the open with my Fox News watching parents before the holiday.

maybe i am going insane

(L-R): shitposting, my deadline, me, my editor

You're getting a Columbia PFG shirt and track pants out of me, and I do not give a fuck what anyone else wears as long as they ain't loud or stank.

Well my country is run by a fascist regime, our economy is going to send the entire world into a depression in the next 3 years and ruin countless lives, but at least my football club is getting their ass beat at halftime.

📢 COME ON YOU SPURSSSSSSSSSS

Ukrainian sumo wrestler Aonishiki, whose real name is Danylo Yavhusishyn, on Sunday became the first from his nation to win a tournament of the traditional Japanese sport.

Aonishiki did it. Ukraine not weak.

@ Tottenham Hotspur bring me Denis Undav on a 2 year contract in January

I want Liverpool to help keep Arsenal from the title but this is tremendous content.

vincenzo italiano

WRT everything from the past week about the health secretary and these nuzzi and lizza people

Just pounded a THC seltzer, get loud cause we are going to fucking bed before 9 on a friday

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This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year

TRUMP: and this Daniel, he went into the den? MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes TRUMP: surely they ate him MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't TRUMP: Unbelievable

TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that? We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to

happening again

Jimmy Garvin might as well have had a big sign over his head saying 'THIS GUY JUST DID A LINE'

Are you sure this is AI? It looks so real