Ken Bates is one of the most repugnant owners to ever grace sports. He's up there with the shitbird behind Redbird Capital and the fuckstick responsible for 777 Partners.

McConnell and Graham dying is proof that good things can happen and we should hope for more.

Our Minnesota Aurora have quickly become the most Minnesota team possible.

This is such a shame. And by “this” I mean they didn’t pull the curtain around him and shoot him on the spot.

Norway running wild like this is Lindisfarne.

A baby-faced Norwegian striker? Sign him today, @manutdfc.bsky.social

Thank you for the Bee, @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com

"I should buy a boat."

Count Binface, chairman of the Premier League, has announced that the first tiebreaker will be a fox hunt, replacing goal differential.

Everyone needs to see this. It’s good for you.

Just a friendly reminder that owners serve no purpose in sports. They contribute nothing and only take.

Of the countless wonderful contributions made by immigrants to Minnesota, saving us from and improving Scandinavian cuisine is among the very best.

**chuckles in angry Minnesotan**

NOT AS COOL BUT THIS INE WILL COUNT!

Holy shit what was that?!

I used to think that Landon Donovan was a coward for running from Europe and he could have been better if he would have stayed. I was wrong. That’s just Pulisic.

Nah

“Play fair if you can, cheat if you must. Win at all costs.” -a friend I used to coach with at a private Catholic school. He was also the theology teacher.

Folks, this is just another World Cup.

Calvinball! Wooo!

Dudes love fireworks.

Minnesota has saved the United States once, and has tried multiple times since but it hasn’t wanted to be saved.

That is a penalty, but VAR hasn't intervened to overturn similar penalties in this World Cup. It's out of step with what has been a pretty consistent standard at the tournament.

Senegal is just waiting for the arbitrator to determine the outcome now.

I mean, that was a pen. It sucks.

England versus Mexico, Sunday night. 7pm 1/2 off tequila shots during pausa de hidratacion breaks. VAMOS

“Como se dice ‘ten German bombers’ en Español, old chap?”

Be the awoooo you wish to see in the world.

That was just a nice goal.

Prior to a couple years ago, it was Michigan. Self-proclaimed royalty, nothing to show for it since TVs were predominantly black & white.

Can we skip forward to penalties now?

😥

Norway’s problem is that they don’t have a star like Morten Gamst Pedersen.

I respectfully disagree. This is a great hire for the badgers from where I sit. Any time you can hire a guy who sucked ass in your conference with way more resources than you can dream of having, you have to do it.

SUCK MY MAPLE LEAF! Respectfully.

Who’s ready for an 8 am lacrosse game in Prior Lake?

The boy threw a cell phone 10 yards onto a lacrosse field during play and then proceeded to try to run and get it. Thankfully, the ball was at the other end of the field. It didn’t stop the goalie from yelling at him. I am not going to survive the weekend.

The boy stripped down to his diaper, walked to his shopping cart, leisurely strolled down the hallway, turned around, and broke into a sprint in an attempt to break through the gate into the kitchen. I am not going to survive the weekend.

This is bullshit. Guys who believe that Ronaldo is the GOAT are the most boring, normcore, suburban dudes out there.

@cltbeez.bsky.social Beez?

TH14 ain’t wrong.

Because A exists. You can get rid of the parts of Iowa and wisconsin and still be perfectly happy.

Wait, Burnham is the new PM? Well fuck, that’s going to make Manchester United’s new stadium a bit more difficult without his help.

Japan is walking through the defense like it was Manchuria.

Everybody watches women’s sports.

About 4 cups of beef bouillon cube paste.

Fox having Crouchildinho on almost makes up for employing Lalas. Almost.