But…but…he wasn’t contributing to a bad team.

The best part of this cycle is that PSU and UCLA are still sitting there, and nobody has bolted to the NFL yet. Still plenty of time to get even dumber.

Kentucky head coach Jerry Kill

Can the Vikings find an OL whisperer?

LSU Football is scheduled to play at Ole Miss and at Tennessee next season.

The culture rebuild at MSU under Pat Fitzgerald will be quick, efficient, brutal, and in no way under the purview or with the tacit approval of head coach Pat Fitzgerald.

Gruden’s agent deserves a ton of credit for getting him mentioned for every single potential CFB opening despite the fact that an AD should be fired immediately for even interviewing him.

It’s 10:47 AM and Minnesota is still not involved in the coaching carousel. This is good.

Uncle Rick’s out here getting Holiday Hornt on PBS.

And in conclusion, fuck wisconsin.

Just me and my friends and some snowflakes.

BUT MUH FREEDUMB!

Hi, manager-level employee here. In accounting. The two most important things are timeliness and accuracy. AI certainly aids in timeliness, but being totally unreliable is kinda a disqualifying event.

We are ready.

It should be some comfort to Biff to remember that the Gophers missed quite a few axes home games between 1999 and 2018.

My body is not ready for today.

Idiots. Idiots everywhere.

What a Loinsing.

A bountiful feast of Loins this week, including an extra serving today.

On the plus side, I’ve been informed that Paul Allen is despondent. If there’s any joy to be had in the Vikings getting walloped by the Packers, it’s that thing considering a toaster bath.

Toddlers running haphazardly through a busy Costco have better spatial awareness than McCarthy.

Best result for Haiti since Jean-Jacques Dessalines vs. France.

And Saint Paul has somehow still not qualified for a World Cup yet.

Congratulations to Luke Fickell on helping wisconsin football return to its historic level. You have to love a guy committed to restoring tradition.

This is Hall of Fame levels of wrong.

Kid2 just texted me a picture of a dachshund puppy available in the area, and now I need to convince the Ladyfriend that we need to get him. I even have a name picked out: Weiner Herzog.

Targeted advertising for people who think we need to be in the office more than once a week.

B1G Games. B1G Life. B1G Recipes.

The children long for the mines.

As an aside for absolute no reason tonight, I’ve always thought Jedd Fisch was an absolute idiot who should have stuck to tennis.

Give Luke Fickell a 5 year contract extension!

Go Loons, donchaknow.

I got up this morning, seared a pork roast, put a glaze on it, tossed it in a crock pot with potatoes, carrots, and an onion, and watched as the boy tried a bite and launched his plate across the dining room. Maybe he could have a future as a QB after all?

I think we need to start recognizing that Chris McIntosh is, in my opinion, the best wisconsin AD since Elroy Hirsch.

Want to know how to finally make the Dakotas useful?

He’d like to talk to you about your expense report.

Top 5 Minnesota, but without people pissing in sinks or garbage cans like #1.

Cats can feel ennui?

It would be a better world if the OL and TEs received more special treatment.

Vikings-Loins games are fun, and I hate it.

That banner is actually a warning to students about watching Nebraska football.

The boy just ran into a closed door and popped it open, providing even more proof that he's tougher than anyone on either line for USC or Nebraska.

I’m being attacked.

Only $15m? Penn State just paid $50m for Franklin to go manage clock somewhere else.

The Vikings should go get Kirk Cousins! It’s been a few months since they added an unlikable dipshit from the past in a move that didn’t help the team on the field at all.

Midwestern Royalty.

Huge upgrade for his productivity for the Vikings. He’s doing more to help the team win than the last few weeks.

Come on. His proper name is “Louisiana Football Institution Frank Wilson III.”

Congratulations to my LSU fan friends. I’m happy to be able to cheer for your team again.

Roux the boat?