Matt Rhule is going to have a fun time at Penn State.

Last week was tOSU. That happens. This is fucking Purdue.

I’m going to develop a drinking problem.

Therapist: “What do you think is the cause of your trust issues?” Me: “I’ve had Gopher football tickets since 19…” Therapist: “Oh my. So let’s work on some advanced coping mechanisms.”

Fox is trying so hard to make Illinois football seem cool and fun.

Yeah, I do not want to be reminded of when the golden age of Deadspin was.

We just need to get these boys some Malört and watch their chubby souls leave their bodies.

Key statistic.

42-3. Well, it could have been worse.

Now tell us about the tarmac…

Trouble Bruin for Penn State’s football team…

JAMES FRANKLIN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

Minneapolis is unsafe. Better send in Airborne.

This makes me chuckle more because I’m seeing people floating Gruden constantly for SEC jobs and I think that it could get so much worse/more hilarious.

Michigan must be pretty mediocre.

It’s time.

Good morning, accountants.

I’ll pretend to be surprised.

Fuck you, adobe. It’s a 990. I need to read the whole thing and not some summary that’s about 30% accurate.

I have a bit of a concern about putting a bunch of Vikings in Ireland.

WE FUCKING DID IT!!!!

So hey. College football and stuff.

I woke up early to watch Manchester United and am now mad at both Manchester United and myself.

The anthem singer should have led off with One Night In Bangkok.

wisconsin really is back to being the pre-Barry program I appreciated as a kid. I really love what McIntosh and Fickell are doing.

As always, I disagree with badger fans. They should not fire Fickell, like they were chanting.

Well that's enough football for now. Time for more laundry and sea shantys about stealing military vehicles.

Fucking Kaliakmamis. Failed to bring joy while playing in Minnesota or New Jersey.

The boy thrives on 3-4 hours of sleep a night, and it will be the death of me.

Punk rock, either California or Minneapolis.

It's a downpour in suburban Saint Paul, so I almost just threw the boy's raincoat on before I remembered that we're on our way to swim lessons.

Wait, we’re already trying to jockey for draft position?

Brett Pry and Deshaun Watson are both good candidates for the wisconsin job when it opens up.

When the lady asks for a duck pic

Bama should try to get more style points here.

Do this. I want to drive to Mankato down 169 and up to St. Cloud on 10 being the most insufferable asshole on earth for a league match.

@podkatt.bsky.social Happy Birthday, sir. Sorry you don’t get a finals match tonight.

If you haven’t seen someone get shot today, no need to change that today. And if you haven’t, well…we don’t need another do we?

Oh no.

He died like he lived: stupidly.

Skol.

Vikings gonna try to perform a blood eagle on a Bear before this is over.

I am too old. My brain does not comprehend a STMA flag flying in Eden Prairie’s stadium.

We just kicked a FG to go up 59-0 and I am disappointed.

Nobody likes Grinnell.

🎶ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS!🎶

Gopher Gameday update: the students are here, but old people are apparently doing yard work.

Somebody or something robbed the orcas of their trophy.