Hating Indianapolis isn’t “inexplicable.”

The Dassel-Cokato Chargers. (That joke would be better if Tyler Haag was on Bsky.)

Britta Curl exposed the Frost to Ebola as part of a team-building trust exercise.

Soon.

Happy Anniversary to the time in 2016 I got so mad about my sister claiming that someone wearing an Emirates shirt (Real Madrid jersey) at the southern border meant Isis was invading that I posted about it on FB, she complained about it, and multiple teachers from our school chastised her idiocy.

Trying to impress Jodie Foster.

The Ladyfriend sent me a video last night about a Mother’s Day planning session, and the kid asked if his job was to wake up at 5:15. The boy must have somehow overheard, because he was up at 5:10 this morning all ready to go.

Ok, I gave up and had to try. It’s fun. www.maptap.gg May 10 96🔥 58🫣 70🫢 95👑 97🔥 Final score: 870

WHO'S READY FOR 5 LACROSSE GAMES?! No, seriously. I need somebody to be ready. I'm going to be on the struggle bus.

¡¡¡AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Put out bait couches. Kill traps in the cushions.

Awoo?

Hey @jerkwheatery.bsky.social and @rototudor.bsky.social…

An absolute gift that continues to give.

Did I use taco Tuesday and Cinco De Mayo as an excuse to grab a few people and go to my favorite restaurant in NE? Well…

I know the best way to reform charter schools. It involves bulldozers.

This minivan is about to get on 494 and I have a question or two.

All right, folks. It’s the first Monday of a new month. We can choose to believe that good things can and will happen this month, and strive to do what we can to help them occur (WITHIN LEGAL FRAMEWORK, PLEASE). Let’s get out there and be decent.

We’re back, baby.

It’s a beautiful day for lacrosse.

As a poet-warrior once said, “chat shit get banged.”

It’s too early to talk too much shit, but good morning to Liverpool fans. I hope your day continues to get worse.

Ok, time to get some help: does anyone have some favorite crock pot freezer meals? Shits getting serious and I need to do some prep tonight and over the weekend.

Step-boy just had his kindergarten assessment, and was asked if he wanted a water break. He responded with “I prefer coffee.” I think they may skip him ahead to CSOM and give him a few credits towards his MBA.

Yay Minnesota boys sports!

Probably die after doing stupid shit. Not much would change in about 1,000 years.

Normally one must go to Eagan to observe cougars with kittens.

So this is 45, huh?

While discussing VAR and officiating decisions, I think it’s important that we don’t lose sight of important things like that Arsenal can go to hell.

Doughnut: all contempt, zero other thoughts.

My grandma passed away this morning at 92. She was fiery, short-tempered, and ruthlessly tactless. When I tried to duck out of a picture at her 70th birthday, she effortlessly pulled all 6’6” 270 lbs of me up by my hair. She loved us with everything she had in her way and we somehow survived it.

The most egregious crime Costco commits against their customers is the wild variance in chicken breast sizes in the same package.

Owners of professional sports teams are Indiana Jones from Raiders of the Lost Arc: if you remove them, there will be no change on the outcome. Things may actually end up going better.

Bens landing just outside the top 10 is a good finish for a pesky underdog, but a bit disappointing.

My life is such that I have looked at a used 29 passenger bus on facebook marketplace and thought “You know, that’s not such a bad idea.”

The Brandon Sorsby gambling addiction news is sponsored by FanDuel, DraftKings, and Polymarket.

The faces I was making while doing the math on this and being happy about running one (1) 25 minute 5k and being under 30 all the time now.

I really wanted to believe that Bain would fall to the Vikings Randy Moss-style. Alas…

Iowa OL legend Kadyn Proctor going in the first round is pretty big for the program.

I think we should change the penalties for using the carpool/ezpass lane without participating in a carpool or paying. First violation: A fine Second violation and onward: loss of license for a year. And no expungements. That shit stays with you forever like a nasty STD.

Ange Postecoglou

Share an 80s movie you will always love

Haiti was the 2nd country in the Western Hemisphere to win its independence. The ferocity of the Haitians was only matched by yellow fever, which was undefeated.

It is time to celebrate the gay frogs.

Friendly reminder to not wear “smart glasses” around me. I probably won’t be giving second warnings.

Playoff hockey is the best when your team isn’t involved in the game.

Norm Green sucks.

Stab the next Dallas goon that touches our goalie with his own skate.