It’s 1990something. I’m wearing some random band’s t-shirt, a pair of shorts, some Nikes, and my grey STMA baseball hat (backwards).

Look, I have a question: do you need to be a lawyer to be a AUSA for this administration? Because I’m a tall white dude with an abundance of overconfidence.

That community has some experience dealing with armed thugs

I’m so tired and angry.

One less asshole between me and my next plate of Wally Blues.

As a resident of Mendota Heights, this saddens me.

Take some notes, @repangiecraig.bsky.social

I know, car. I know.

I’d like to know how many people will want lemon bars. 7? 8? 50,000?

Folks…

I am taking my oldest daughter to a cat cafe. We need a cat cafe trip.

Ok, here’s the deal. We’ll welcome as many of you as we can. But we’re going to make fun of you your first winter, and you need to bring some local cuisine with you because traditional Minnesota cuisine sucks.

Get to makeup, @normcharlatan.bsky.social

I am in this skeet and I do not appreciate it. Also, please let me know if you haven't received your protest W-2, and confirm that the employer contributions are correct. We need to make sure HSA and 401k contributions are accurate.

I feel like I've made a lot of growth and progress as a person, but I'm not sure if I'm ready to be nice to Souhan.

Are they staying there or just recruiting? Sorry, sorry. Old contempt dies hard.

Once again, many people are saying "Go Birds!"

Manchester United score 4 goals, defeat Arsenal. So that's nice.

Ohio State has Jeffrey Dahmer. Michigan has Papa Doc Duvalier and Tom Brady. wisconsin has wisconsin fans. And Minnesota has Thomas Friedman.

It's pretty nice that he's taking a break from what he's good at, harassing the women who work at Canterbury, to find a side hustle being a fucking dipshit.

It's a good morning to sit on a couch with some coffee and a cat.

ICE thinks we’re going to give up but Paul Giel was Athletic Director at the U for 18 years yet there are still #Gopher fans

I WOULD RATHER WALK ALONE, @thecurrent.org

I spent some time with the only good ice in Minnesota today.

"It could be worse." -Thousands of Minnesotans today

I'm going to spend the entire month of March teaching everyone that 26+6=1 after we drive the snakes out of Minnesota.

Be safe, friends.

There's still many wonderful things left in the world that can spark joy, like Bodo/Glimt beating Manchester City.

That pass was weapons-grade stupid.

If a Minnesotan says to you, "I don't plan to let you do that," run.

I’m doing my part! It’s really fun. You can relive being a horrible teenager bullying others and know that it’s for a great cause this time.

MY WATER BALLOON SUGGESTIONS HAS BEEN ACCEPTED!

Not included: the 2026 B1G football schedule.

Have the day you deserve, Pep Guardiola.

Ok, so now let’s get rid of CD6. Absorb that shit into its neighbors, and fuck Tom Emmer.

My patience for people who don’t deserve grace.

Here. Everything is pretty awful, so have a judgmental Doughnut.

Serenading ICE with some Dü would be so much fun. Particularly at about 3:45 in the morning when it’s double-digits below zero.

The Hmong are Minnesotans. Possibly the most fun I’ve ever had at a wedding reception was a Hmong-Jewish shindig in Frogtown with a massive language barrier. Thankfully, cases of beer and bottles of Jameson are universal.

Tom Brady has less charisma than the contents of a compost bin. Listening to him makes any game nearly unenjoyable.

Ice-on-ICE violence is fucking hilarious. I need more.

This has to be the largest crowd of Indiana fans at a football game not wearing Notre Dame clothes.

Let’s go Ducks. Please.

My 4 year old step-son had a better understanding of firearm safety than these fascist twats who have probably shouted “BUT MY 2ND AMENDMENT RIGHTS!” at a niece or nephew at Thanksgiving.

Demond Williams entered the portal and found a home faster than Dylan Raiola.

One of the wildest collection of freaks ever assembled. And Adam Carricker.

What’s important in tonight’s game is we get a winner that’s healthy in case they need to beat Indiana.