It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.

Omg just shoot it

At least Mitch McConnell didnt have to live to see this

We’re so back

Grow up

Average Bluesky Nerd who watches one sport every four years: woe into us we must lose with integrity and win with fairness! Me: it’s not a foil if they don’t call it

I am not seeing anyone post about the Matt Damon/John Leguizamo interview before Colombia-Portugal and I have to know someone else saw it

Canes!!!

Are we ever going to lead with the “despite no actual evidence” part of reality in headlines or no?

Oh damn was that House Epstein Investigation witness Bill Gates?!?

Taking a hydration break in Inglewood where it’s currently 70 degrees. lol

Go Canes

Objectively an extremely good thing even if you can smell the bullshit beneath the decision

It’s so lame you can challenge a non foul. Whatever happed to just Getting Away With It

He’s not building shit stop saying this. He’s using daddy’s money to buy things other people built. Rich people spending money isn’t building

In roughish chronological order? Violent Femmes Soul Coughing Macy Gray DMB Jethro Tull Meatloaf Spin Doctors Bad Company with Paul Rogers Coldplay Huey Lewis and the News

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Nobody who purposely served as an aide to Mike Pence is within 100 miles of being a democrat. Jfc

It’s not a war. It’s not anything except normal people saying things and Trump being an asshole. That’s not a war or a confrontation, that’s Trump being an asshole. Good lord 10 YEARS of this garbage from headline writers

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Mourning all the B1G teams winning but my own by playing Super Mario RPG

“Actually this thing sucks and I hate it and people who like it suck too“ isn’t an interesting take. Be less boring Bluesky

I hate sports so much

They didn’t build shit. They bought things other people built.

"Trump started horrific gerrymandering" is something you say if you're an idiot who didn't know the world existed more than 10 years ago.

Go Badgers IMO

Haters and losers:

I certainly am not concerned that the strategists and leaders of the largest financial and economic institutions in the world have repeatedly fallen victim to the Wallet Inspector

Wisconsin run to the BTT final (where they lose), get a 5 seed in the NCAAT as a result (yay! right?) where they draw UNI and lose by 17. I said it it can't hurt me now.

Wisconsin Roadgers IMO

Dude uses the same exact type of logic and critical thinking skills as my kid! Who to be clear is 3

“Sorey Jr.” is what Canada calls Minnesota

Again: trans people are a very small minority. If your *KNEEJERK* reaction when you encounter these rare & beautiful butterflies is *ANYTHING* other than “What can I do to make your life a little brighter?” you need to interrogate yourself. Impede the life of trans ppl & you’re in danger, from me. ❤️

Trying to remember…what do we call 27 year olds who hang out with 18-22 year olds?

obvs hope she’s okay etc but it is extremely disgusting the way crime against even famous adjacent people is covered in this country

@hbomax.bsky.social get your ICE propaganda ads the FUCK off my tv. Fucking Nazi neutral streaming platform

Utterly unacceptable. This is one extremely small step from “they promised they’d be good if we kept paying their allowance”

"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted “You’re watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter." crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...

Abolish ICE and prosecute everyone who stays in it from this day forward as members of a criminal conspiracy to commit murder.

I just watched the shooting video. It's a horrific beating and execution in the middle of the street. If local and state officials don't move to arrest everyone involved for murder, they need to resign. Making arrests will de-escalate the situation. Do nothing and this is going to explode.

Found a group of people who add even less value to society than landlords

What is happening in Minneapolis is scary. It is also failing. 30,000 federal agents are failing to a loosely organized network of pissed off midwest-nice moms. But he is going to compel 50 States to cancel their elections/intimidate everyone at a quarter million polling stations.

I don't remember this at all, but I'm not surprised the Dem consultant class came up with this.

Law enforcement sound like giant crybaby wimps. I mean they are, but it’s wild to hear the weakest man in history come out and say it

Can’t believe I let my kid turn 3 before I played Because I Got High for him

I kind of appreciate that (a) his bribes are so pathetic and (b) they’re right out in the open. “I’m giving you a tiny amount of money now please keep murdering people for me thanks!”

The government shouldn’t be able to appeal criminal cases

Honing my bottom dealing skills so I can beat the toddler at Candy land

When you bust out that Enemy of the State security cam technology