Today was a good day.

I think my reaction is "Ew, gross." with just a little bit of "whatever" thrown in.

Is there by chance a clause in the Twins' lease of Target Field that says if they play poorly enough they get to move to Miami?

I have no interest in having Waymo on the streets unless they have this dude in them and he's voiced by Robert Picardo.

I named my fists Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot because they wanna decide who lives and who dies.

Minneapolis has declared a snow emergency. Parking rules will begin at 9 p.m. tonight, Nov. 30. https://www.minneapolismn.gov/getting-around/snow/snow-emergencies/snow-parking-rules/

Twin Snow Emergencies are in effect. Tots and pears to those of you about to be towed.

Real ones know about the original AI bubble.

Sky had an absolute blast at the airport dog park. Even thin-furred Milk had a pretty great time although next time we will force a coat on her. Possibly booties too.

Wife and 11yo came to the show tonight! Yay!

Already? Man, this year is flying by.

Happy Thanksgiving, y'all. youtu.be/m57gzA2JCcM?...

It is entirely possible that Restless is my favorite episode of television. #BuffyTheVampireSlayer

Exactly what meat is being tenderized with this puppy?

All's I'm sayin' is, "Fuck ICE" is a pretty good name for a snow plow. www.fox9.com/news/washing...

Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it. Everyone, give @skatunenetwork.bsky.social your money. They deserve it.

Hey twin cities friends! There’s a new website for the Mn Rapid Response network, now called Monarca. It has the hotline to call if you see 🧊 activity as well as Know Your Rights information and lists upcoming community trainings. A great resource. Please share widely! monarcamn.org

The escalator at the Central Library is turned off. Can't use it without hearing Mitch Hedberg in my head.

Aw beans.

As God is my witness...

A very weird list of the best Twin Cities movie theaters (AMC?!?) was just featured on a local podcast, so I figured I’d give you the ACTUAL definitive list. From me. Because I’m right.

The best people.

PROnouns? In THIS economy? I only have amateurnouns. 🫤

Chicago-area friends and family, I regret to inform you that I wish for your football team's downfall today.

Perhaps some day I will be wise enough to know what makes a person wise.

Just watched Hush again. Can confirm it remains an incredible episode of television.

Aw, beans.

*cough*

Anyone know how the MLS schedule change will impact the US Open Cup?

How do you remove butter from the stick in order to spread it on bread? Like a sane person or like the two hobgoblins I live with?

Pretty cool that 12.99 will now get you access to a mind bending drama based on highly structured and inscrutable rules with themes of identity and free will set to a backdrop of corporate desperation and overreach and also severance is on there I guess

Look, Donald Trump may have had a lengthy, well documented friendship with America’s most famous pedophile, and he may have spent decades giving quotes like “if there’s one thing I love, its beautiful girls—young ones, too,” but I just need 4-5 more drops of damning evidence to buy these accusations

Did a blood draw without passing out! In your FACE, vasovagal syncope!

I covered her up a couple hours ago and she hasn't moved since. Milk is not a fan of cold weather. #DogsOfBluesky

I'm so worried about what'll happen when our kids are old enough to have phones!!!! 😮😮😮

Attention fans of The Critic! Here soon news that DOESN'T Stink!! www.gamesradar.com/entertainmen... @optimstie.bsky.social

What in the November 9th is this happy horseshit?

*me, on the red carpet* Interviewer: Who are you wearing this evening? Me: Guinness

Welcome to Target

Can't wait for the BBC murder mystery series with this kid as the main character.

The Prince library card is super cool but I would have really liked to get this one.

Yeah :D

Quick reminder: We were so spoiled to have Cal and Kyndra on the call back when they did all of the Loons games.

For the Sickos 😈

Whoa. 🤯

Name your fav superhero that isn’t DC or Marvel

Just a slight adjustment and voila!