If only Green Bay had a play to automatically gain 1 yard

Lol, what a disaster

Somehow we’re gonna get more of this shitty football game

Brandon Graham is still playing, huh

I was really hoping for a 3-0 final score

Points? Is that allowed?

LOL

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When was the last time we had all three NFL prime time games in a single week suck shit this bad?

Broke: Saudis did 9/11 Woke: Bush did 9/11 Bespoke: Men did 9/11

Google AI is like an Eric Adams quote generator

Of all the things this year that could have done it, it was actually seeing a poster arguing, seemingly seriously, that not liking Jar Jar Binks is racist that convinced me we're done as a civilization.

Dudes rock

Assuming UMass is 136, and I am once again the fan of the best and worst teams in the country

That’s right

I think my $50/month promo period is ending, so time to see when my billing cycle ends so I can cancel and switch to Hulu

DOINK

Look at my guy Drake Maye, a master of catchability

This game is so stinky it has me checking the calendar to make sure it isn’t Thursday again

I don’t care enough about basketball to watch the NBA in October/November, but it is a delight to hear “Roundball Rock” during the promos on SNF

Sunday night can check

Alright I’m gonna be in Cincinnati in a couple weeks for Pats-Bengals (and possibly we may also try to go to UC-BYU?), so I am taking any and all recommendations for what to do and where to eat/drink if there are any Cincy people seeing this

Oh cool, the AI slop Coke ad is back

Flipped away from SNF for like ten minutes and I missed a safety?! 😩

Guys, I am so jazzed about the 8-2, first-place New England Patriots

New Virginia meme dropped.

Yeah, I don’t think I am staying up for UCLA-Nebraska. Gonna have to find an ESPN solution by next weekend.

Washington lost to Wisconsin LOL

Meanwhile UMass is, what, 0-9? And hasn’t shown even a flash of being anything other than rotting garbage. Fucking embarrassing athletic department.

Interesting clock management by Dan Lanning

Am I going to have to entertain the possibility of Playoff Iowa?

Pretty cool that Northwestern and USC are playing at a NASCAR track

THICC SIX? Or THICC TOUCHBACK

How is Northwestern hanging with USC

4-0 dub. Imagine not being a UMass hockey fan.

Jackson Irving easily in the top two “J. *rving”s in UMass athletic history after this performance

Nothing hits like an ENG to ice the game

Jus witnessed probably the worst tripping call I’ll ever see in a hockey game

FUCK WHY DO I KEEP FORGETTING UMASS HOCKEY HAS STARTED 3rd period, 3-0, finish the job!

The space uniforms are cool

Alright let’s watch some dubious football and drink a beer

Quick lift and a run in the books. Only slightly disheartening that I have to do three times that distance for my 10K in February! #workoutsky

Hell yeah, new Drain album, gonna deadlift to it

[beaming with delight] This is the worst football game i've ever seen

KENNY PICKETT SIGHTING

This is some Thursday Night Football-ass football