One time I posted “I want to die” because of the Mets and a stranger, who did not follow me, went into white knight I Am Here For Mental Health mode and did NOT like it when I told him it was about Edwin Diaz walking two guys in a row

Bluesky the Sports App is far, far better than Bluesky the Tumblr Refugee Raft

Indiana fans crying tears of joy, dabbing their eyes with comically oversized breaded pork cutlets

That was so much cooler than every other shocking upset champion in sports history. There was no lucky bounce, no inexplicable hot streak. They were just the best, period, for 5 months in a row.

first year on Bluesky was a couple of us saying “dang, Shoehei” or “Joe Mazzulla’s weird” in a crowd of folks trying their first Nude Posts in a forum for some reason

I miss college football already

Literally feels like we’re living in someone’s CFB25 dynasty mode

Sixteen-and-oh, national champion Indiana. What a combination of words

LITERALLY SCREAMED “THERE IT IS”

IT WAS ALWAYS GOING TO END ON A CARSON BECK INTERCEPTION

BUTTHOLE EYES DOES IT AGAIN!!!! Miami you paid MILLIONS of dollars for this

You can't hide Those butthole eyes Your pump fake, is no big disguise I thought by now, you you could see your guys, ain't no way to hide them butthole eyes

THERE IT IS

Ugh this is gonna HURT

Terrible call!

DOG on the first play of the drive.

I would consider going for it here

First down to win it. Let’s go

THAT’s pass interference

Put them away, Hoosiers

sometimes a football game should be one quarter and sometimes a football game should be 7 quarters

Toney has a hole in the back of his jersey that makes it look like he’s wearing number 1.0

Miami refuses to die

WORTH IT THOUGH

Did Cignetti and Cristobal do a Freaky Friday?

BANK SHOT

BLOCKED PUNT FUCK YEAH

We have a game, I guess

CLANG

My god, this defense

FB Dive! GIVE THEM THE TROPHY NOW

The licensed games of that era were almost universally terrible, and I am extremely nostalgic about them

Fun fact: Mike Vrabel is now the longest-tenured head coach in the AFC East

Many are saying I hate waffles

Bills fans how are you feeling rn

Weirdo leftists on this app punching air rn

Probably the most precise moment we’ve ever been able to collectively pinpoint from the other side of the world that a Pope is cussing

Well that’s a major bummer

DOINK IT PLEASE

MORMONS: look its very clear that God and his established authority on the earth, do not have the power to actually influence sporting events. Thats why BYU doesn't win anything important. That would be way too hard POPE (roller skating backwards while eating a hot dog) not that hard

I am so tired of the Rams. I am ready for them to be gone!

Very happy BJ kicked the XP there. I’m not ready for football to be over for the night

That was Jalen Milroe in the Iron Bowl but against an NFL defense

WHAT

That’s targeting

That’s So Caleb

6yo looking at the calendar and saying “No school tomorrow! Milk Day!”

Had to listen to the last few minutes on the radio while I drove home from work, so I’m a bit late with this but: THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS ARE GOING TO THE AFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO