Dual Michigan championships in MBB and men’s hockey would’ve been unbearable

I mean the man said he’d cut his dick off to win a Super Bowl, so based on how close he got this year it might be Dianna’s last chance

serena’s got us

So the world’s not ending? Does that mean I have to go do squats

If this is the worst shit my coach does I’m good with that

Day-TO-naaaaaaaaaa!

I did my part today (turned off Fox News in the physician lounge)

Logging on was not a good choice for my mental health today

9/11

LIGHTS OUT GUERRILLA RADIO TURN THAT SHIT UP

4yo was complaining about me playing my music this morning (usually we only play music they want to hear during daytime hours) but then she said “daddy I actually LOVE this music” while Lateralus was playing so I guess I’ll keep her around

God dammit, I gotta root for fuckin’ UConn?

It’s a great day for a slice of Costco pizza, for it is a day that ends in “y”

“Experts are dubious”

Pete Hegseth Replaces Top General With Horse That Drinks Beer https://theonion.com/pete-hegseth-replaces-top-general-with-horse-that-drinks-beer/

Phrasing, JK! Good lord!

Impressive Imagine how good Michigan football could be if they took the sport seriously

And for another year, UMass is the most recent Hockey East team to win it all 😎

It’s been a very long time since I’ve had one of these bad boys, but it still slaps

Didn’t think that would count…

Who wore it better?

Let’s hormble some chormbles

Easily predictable by anyone who was previously familiar with RFK Jr’s bullshit (i.e. pediatricians)

UMass head coach Curt Cignetti

I guess we’re all Venezuelan now?

You hate to drop game 1, but I was proud of the way our guys fought and I still like our chances. - Mark DeRosa postgame

You guys are laughing. Paul Skenes almost was in the Air Force, and you're laughing.

Hell yeah. Love my woke coach

Let’s fucking go

Lol

My long personal nightmare of four whole days without a functioning dishwasher has finally come to an end

Baseball: The Italian Pastime

A billion dollars

It’s ok, he’ll grow into them

Temperature in the 60s today and it won’t be dark until after 6. Looks like we made it through the winter malaise once more

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

Ferrari firmly in Galaxy Brain mode

More like Asston Martin

O/U 10.5 cars still running at the finish

That’s that Ford reliability

Missed the grid intro (and didn’t watch qualifying) - why is Verstappen starting at the back?

Can check. Let’s race

How do you crash your car thirty-eight minutes before the race starts

Jerry Outhouse Jr.

Any of the latter-era CHVRCHES albums worth checking out? I loved the first two records (and the “Recover” EP) back in the day but wasn’t impressed with the few songs off “Love Is Dead” I half-listened to and dropped out after that

dudes rock

Too many good openers to choose one, but for closers I’d have to say “The Last Baron” on Crack The Skye

My first act as president will be to make glitter illegal

Developed an affinity for UMass athletics