[frustrated scream] oh right, THAT's why I never take multi-week vacations

In conclusion, THWg

I can’t feel my face

We are in hell

Ah, well, nevertheless

MUSTAAAAAAAAARD

Fuck. That’s all I’ve got.

Things remain somewhat suboptimal

Not an ideal start, exactly

She and @magnacartergt.bsky.social are awesome tailgate hosts, btw

You are looking live

Probably wearing shorts to go to a night game in November? Even for here that's weird

Getting takeout for lunch today and I turned the poor girl behind the counter into a nervous mess, still got it

this Fun Belt game kinda slaps, y'all

Why do I have four different all-hands meetings in the next month?

Welp, back to work today after two weeks off [drags hazmat suit out of garage]

Damn, was hoping they'd keep Pitt in the rankings, we'd actually get up for the game and beat them if they had

Doing very normal things on my last day of vacation, like trying to recall the exact route I walked from the train station in Versailles and cross-referencing with the map for logging purposes

Ironically, my continued presence in LL this season feels more like the *other* half of S&M

I would expect Franklin to be successful at VT. Of course, I also thought that about Fuente, so

"It's so great, I'll get home from the trip and still have three days to get my shit together before I go back to work!" [wakes up the next morning with a fever of 100]

Starting to get into the delirious part of jet lag now Come on, body, you can make it to 9pm, I believe in you

They don't ask how, they ask how many

uh, Brent why are you leaving 14 seconds on the clock?

Do like me and Bill, go get some food (or make it, but you may not have time if you haven't started yet)

lol lmao, even

Oh, hello 4th quarter Haynes King

I went out for a few minutes to go forage for food, maybe that'll reset things here

I'm thinking of a word that starts with Q

We're not winning another game

Pass the fucking sticks, Gideon

@streetlightlily.bsky.social you were right, coming home was a mistake

What a bullshit roughing call

We should have tarmac'd the DC at RDU, but it's not too late, Logan is right there

So what did this defensive coaching staff do during the bye week, exactly?

ok, that's more like it, keep that up please

cowardly shit there, Brent

guys, I said don't make it weird, even if that did work out for us

I've been up since 11pm Eastern, things are already weird enough right now, please don't make this any weirder, Jackets

We all know the funniest outcome would be for the Gamecocks to still win it anyway

A blown 27-point lead, call that a cock-up

Made it home, let's fire up the TV for some Saturday CFB action Yep, 30-3 in College Station at halftime, seems right, cool, let's ease back into things

I understand that I’m playing a dangerous game by listening to the Fullcast on an airplane, but a life without risk is not a life worth living

The woman in the middle seat next to me just spent about ten minutes sitting in the floor for some reason

CDG ✈️ ATL Alas.

Oh hey, YTTV got that stuff figured out just in time for me to come home. Let this be a lesson: making it someone else’s problem always pays off in the end

LEVEZ-VOUS, c’est le jour du match! (oh god it’s so early why)

My phone is threatening me

The duality of France

Me on vacation: finally sitting down at 10pm after being out for 15 hours and racking up over 42,000 steps (and that's WITH taking the Métro on four separate occasions)