Ferrari double stack! What could go wrong?

If either driver was at fault there it’s *probably* Hamilton, but I think I’d just call that a racing incident myself

Happy 18th of July, it’s time for some fireworks, apparently

This game is on all the bath salts in Miami

He cut down that England player in the box…with gusto

Tu ne peux pas être sérieux…mon dieu

What’s the French equivalent of Cancún?

I appreciate that even the commentators aren’t gonna bother lying. “Nope, neither of these teams want to be here”

Sorry, was too busy to participate in the daily negativity, had to go run a 5k with a couple dozen friends and then go out for coffee and breakfast afterward and enjoy the bright sunny day

The Braves are gonna do that thing where they score 13 runs tonight and then 13 runs for the entire rest of July

Getting into the right mindset to cheer for Spain this weekend by eating dinner after 9pm

Well, England, you tried

Getting picante in a hurry here

Starting to think having meetings right after lunch 3 days a week every week isn’t going to be sustainable, my body wants it to be nap time and it cannot be nap time

If the commissioner inadvertently draws two teams at once, the tie will be resolved by determining which school is closer to an active NASCAR track

France really all out of sorts now, you’re supposed to use the LaCroix *during* the hydration break

Now you’ve gone and made the French angry, on Bastille Day no less

Find someone who loves you as much as my work laptop loves asking to install updates 12 hours after it just installed updates

The 5th straight day of rain generally marks the point where seasonal depression turns into seasonal anger

Huh, that wasn’t the one I was expecting, but fair enough I guess

sus sus sus

Boscar Obb

The penalty will stand, and we all know why

Kane lucky not to get dinged for simulation, frankly

KDB thinks he’s playing for the Rams

As with so many other things, Douglas Adams was right Drop a touchdown on ‘em, Spain

I’m about as basic as it gets here. Ketchup is perfectly fine, give me that, mustard, and ideally some cheese and I’m good Now I’m reminded of the food truck that sometimes showed up near my office that would offer shredded gouda on their dogs. I still think about that like 8 years later

Going to WatchFest today as a neutral would be the perfect time to bust this out If not for, y’know, the whole 90 degrees thing

As a developer, I personally love it when management hijacks the meeting to have a discussion about a question that can really only be answered by the legal department, I don’t feel like my time is being wasted at all

The important lesson here is that good sports things do not happen in Atlanta

Yeah, I think it’s time to retire VAR

Oh shit, Argentina’s getting mummified out there

The easiest way to piss me off is to tell me to do something that I’m literally already actively doing at that time And this is why WFH is good, because they can’t hear me loudly cussing them out

Technically we were still in it longer than Mexico, so you know, suck it

Skyline is moving too fast to even keep up here on The Sports App™

¡Tarjeta roja!

I think the little blue pills just kicked in for England

The temperature in CDMX is *what*?

Yes, yes, we’re all happy about Norway’s win, but I’d appreciate if Thor could move his celebration to somewhere other than my house, I need the power to stay on to watch the other game

It would be hilarious if he missed this one too

Haaland is just unstoppable, damn

Again, just take the damn kick

“Correct outcome achieved in the worst possible way” feels pretty fitting, honestly

England fans watching this inning for MH2 and yelling it’s coming home tonight

Your race winner…Bernd Maylander?

Kimi’s spirit is admirable, I’ll give him that

Oh, Kimi’s done for real

“You do feel rather sorry for Charles Leclerc here” — might as well just record that message so you can push a button any time you need it

lol a fucking umbrella?!

I know they flip a lot of things around in the UK, but I’m pretty sure it’s still that pedal on the right y’all will want to use to get those cars moving