Week 4: can't watch the GT game because I'm at an all-weekend event normally scheduled for May Week 5: can't watch because friends' party happens to be from 11-3 Week 6: my day is open! also it's the bye week! Week 7: all-day event ends at 7, maybe I can—nope, 3:30 game, damn it

"It's BIG TIME," says CBS, advertising a game that involves 2025 UCLA

Shout out to Aidan Birr for showing that GT can get to 5-0 without that guy

Saw a guy in a Gurley shirt while out for my run this morning and all I could think of was what it must feel like to have a team that's already lost a game. Could you imagine?

For some reason people seem to be talking about a football game in Ireland this morning, and while I'm sure some people would prefer to pretend the first month of the season hasn't already happened, I'm not one of them

Good morning to all those who remain undefeated

Oh no, Bama kicker, you can't let the meter go all the way into the red, that's what happens

Little known NCAA rule: if you have a 22-7 lead at halftime, everyone on the team gets free pie

Josh Heupel, clock commander

Also, shout out to the dude who was standing next to me at the Strut parade in the Golden Tornado tee feeling just as apprehensive as I was, hope you're having a great afternoon

NEVER

Anyway, it's Haynes King time again, y'all

On one hand, yeah, the refs missed that offside On the other hand, why are you throwing the ball there either way?!

They're just trying to piss me off even further with these commercials

And there's the surrender punt. Good game, y'all

Kick it again, buddy

DOINK

Reporting from a party with no TV: the fuck, y’all

Still chasing that 5k PR that I set back in January 2020 Today marks the 4th time since then that I've come within 12 seconds of it, but I just can't quite bust through that wall

"Cougars and Beavers for your late night viewing pleasure"

"Jim, we already saw" Excuse you, that's Dr. Commissioner Jim Phillips, Ph.D., and you will show the proper respect

oh no, Hoos, not like this

Love the kicker warming up while the offense is on their own 40, very glass half full thinking there

I'm not sure I'm comfortable with the concept of Virginia possibly being good

Ça devient vrai...

This Army football team is clean on opsec

My review of the first two hours playing Hades II: folks, they've done it again

One of my best qualities is that I'm never an asshole, which has allowed me to build a robust social life as an adult One of my worst qualities is that I'm never an asshole, even in situations that actually warrant it, like trying to get someone who does nothing but waste my time to just go away

My job in a nutshell: eight days of frustration trying to diagnose an inscrutable bug, only for the eventual fix to be the addition of just 13 characters of code

He's a man, he's (got) 40 (extra hours of free time every week now)

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This morning's alarm legit triggered my fight-or-flight response

Happy Sunday

First two days have been a blast, ready to close it out tonight

Something I missed yesterday was that the GT kickoff had a lightning delay? That's wild, SK was happening less than a mile and a half away with no issues whatsoever, lol

Shout out to Georgia Power for that flicker on lap 50 of 51 knocking out the wifi, I’ll miss the end of the race for that, thanks!

My body decided on its own that I needed to get up after only 6 hours of sleep for this race, so I'm here for shit getting weird

Had the phone in airplane mode all day because I wasn’t gonna get a signal in Piedmont anyway I trust we didn’t poop ourselves?

Hot guys in your area are up for festival day 2 and figuring out if they have the gumption to make it to an 11:45am set

If you’re looking for Corso here, I have some bad news

Can check

Well, here we are. Entrance is about two blocks away Also, it’s 91 degrees

Welp, got on the train and all the way to Five Points only to realize I forgot to put my wristband on So we’re off to a great start

Planning festival transportation tonight and trying to figure out which I trust less: a bus with 30-minute headways not cancelling out of nowhere, or making a 3-minute train connection at Five Points I love my city, but damn

Today was my first in person sighting of a robot car blocking traffic. The crossing guards at the intersection were doubled over laughing at the futile honking of drivers trying to turn

Ran a 4x400 relay tonight It was nice

My return flight from DFW to ATL on March 2, 2020. So much palpable existential dread

mooooooooom, Garmin’s being a dick to me again

I’m gathering from the skyline that Dabo did or said something but I have absolutely no idea what, which probably means it involves something I have muted and I shouldn’t investigate

A reminder of a simpler time