I start the day on a call with coworkers in India, I end the day watching an auto race in China Your time zones cannot defeat me

That’s right, go Jackets

Hey, no, rando reskeeting an out-of-context reply, that’s an immediate block

As a reminder, if we’re on a call and I hear your cat meow, you need to make sure they are on camera

The “message rate limit exceeded” notification showing up in your inbox might be one of the most ominous signs you can get at work

Not bad for a 39yo dude who’s never been to an eye doctor in his life What’s My JND? 0.0046 Can you beat it?

Not so much an abandonment as just not really there in the first place. My family was nominally Christian, but I don’t think I ever set foot in a church for anything besides a wedding or funeral until college

I get it, it’s 2026. Pretty much any change that ever happens anywhere has at least a 95% chance of being bad I’m in wait and see mode for now though. That 5% does still hit occasionally

Cadillac’s really gotta increase the glue budget

I do appreciate that we’ve gone full chaos here, thank you for making it worth it to completely fuck my sleep schedule, lol

noooooo Terry

And now it’s Aston Martin time (derogatory)

Guess one thing hasn’t changed: Red Bull only having one reliable car

Some of the best racing at the front we’ve seen in a long time, this rules

Hold on to your butts

I wasn’t sure I was gonna make it for the race tonight, but apparently I’ve already outlasted Oscar, holy hell

Somehow adding additional components of the 2018 team is still failing to make it 2018 again at the Benz

Welcome to the one time of year that I *don’t* complain about rain. My sinuses thank you for your service

Do race cars need mirrors? Asking for a Cadillac

These teams should have built cars that were capable of moving, iyam

Speaking as a former constituent of hers, let me just say… lol bye, don’t let the door hit you

Still never gonna care who’s blocking me, and will care even less than that about who’s blocking other people. Sorry not sorry

Come the fuck on, dude

PSA for my fellow Atlantans: if you don’t have your allergy plans in place, now’s the time

Walking around my house this morning like a baby deer that was born like ten minutes ago

Happy first sunburn of the year to me

Just under 1:42, not too bad for my first half or full since 2024

Doing my part to fight back (filing my taxes and getting a refund of a couple hundred bucks)

Back on my bullshit again

My extremely GT-centric version: 90: +1 v UNC, tie becomes win, natty undisputed 06: +5 v ND for a W in my only CGD as a student 06: +4 v WF, Megatron deserved a conference title 14: +6 v UNC and +3 v FSU, those combine to put GT in the first CFP 17: +2 v Tenn just cuz 24: +3 v uga, y’all all know

Always fun to start a Friday by shocking another person who thought I was much younger than I really am, lol

Assuming those are 12oz beers and standard Taco Bell-sized tacos, it’s at least within the realm of possibility The run is trivial, that basically just means I have 22.5 hours for the eating and drinking part

Also you lose the deposit if you, the organizer, no-show I could be $500 richer right now

Idea: when scheduling a meeting through Outlook outside an invitee’s working hours, you should have to put down a $500 deposit that you only get back if the invitee accepts

“Man, I’m almost 40 now, I don’t know how much longer I can really do the festival thing” [SK lineup drops] “Shut up and take my money”

Still doesn’t answer the main question I have (WHICH providers?) but we might be getting somewhere…

Race week is here, and 👀

Every facial expression here says a thousand words Every one of those words is “fuck”

That’s right, because their goalie won the game for the US, the team gets to come back home now

lol, lmao even

This time we’ve fitted a jet engine to the proverbial helicopter coke motorcycle

So you can’t just whack a dude in the face with the stick, got it

I admittedly know little about hockey, but that felt vaguely miraculous?

This one’s for all the extraneous Us

Though my resolve is being tested, I shall hold firm: no turning on the AC in February

So the Swiss curlers are parking the bus, essentially? Just the sort of disgusting behavior I’d expect from a people so neutral

It’s “need a cold shower after the morning run” season already

The reaping/sowing tweet, but it’s me enjoying it being 75 this afternoon and now dealing with allergy symptoms this evening

LFG Alysa

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