i was trying to distract myself from being sad about baseball with being sad over my old man boyband disbanding instead and then shuffle decided to play one of their baseball songs…….. i truly can’t win

had a nightmare last night that the jays signed ikf to a 30/300 deal and had to check my phone as soon as i woke up to make sure it wasn’t real

one thing they don’t tell you about working with a team versus working for the league is that when you get knocked out of the playoffs with a team you get a few days to be emo about it but with the league when the team you root for gets eliminated you gotta get right back to work afterwards

[SUN KEEPS GETTING BIGGER]

Ernie Clement has 10 multi-hit games this postseason, the most in a single postseason

Most hits in a single postseason: 2025 Ernie Clement: 30 2020 Randy Arozarena: 29 2025 Vladimir Guerrero Jr.: 28

over/under on the # of squares i stress knit during today’s game? (this is #1 of the night)

i understand that toronto has the acoustic advantage of “our stadium is a concrete bowl” but the crowd sounds completely different between there and LA, damn

anyway no halloween costume for me, but i did finally find an excuse to wear this thing today

in terms of narrative alone i think the funniest possible way for this WS to end is for it to go seven with dodgers up going into the bottom of the ninth with roki sasaki trying to close it out and then myles straw walks it off for the jays

if i had more than two brain cells to rub together i'd throw together a trey yesavage/elle woods mashup costume for tomorrow man just comes in after starting in dunedin in april, dominates some of the best teams in baseball, breaks a bunch of records on the way

The Dodgers told me Yesavage keeps striking out their batters so I asked how many batters they have and they said they just go to the dugout and get a new batter afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding batters to Yesavage and then Jason Bateman started crying.

Pitchers with 10+ strikeouts through 5 innings in multiple postseason games: Trey Yesavage Gerrit Cole Yesavage is the first to do so twice in the same postseason

Trey Yesavage is the first pitcher in postseason history with multiple 10+ strikeout games before turning 23

“OH NO! NO WAY! OH MY GOD! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!” Davis Schneider’s dad posted a video of the leadoff home run from his point of view

get this man some nasty soup

all i heard was “will smith at second, mookie betts at third” and i was like Wow That’s A Bold Defensive Choice From Dave Roberts and then i realized they were talking about batting order and not the defense

I WANT EVERYONE WHO DECLARED THE NINE GUYS WHO WILL ANNOY YOU TO BASEBALL DEATH DEAD AFTER YESTERDAY’S GAME TO APOLOGIZE TO ME RIGHT TF NOW

oh my god, The Tweet is exactly ten years old tonight

i went to the official MLB ball rubbers and everyone there knew you

got this one LOCKED and LOADED just in case

i’ve invented a new thing called 4D baseball (watching baseball while having really really really bad knots in both your shoulders from stress) in case regular baseball doesn’t provide enough sensory input for you

world series off day means time to see chainsaw man

me, squinting at the broadcast to see if there are any new really jacked guys behind home plate THIS time

love big papi asking addison barger how vlad's been mentoring "young guys like him" as if vlad isn't only 8 months older than addison lmaooo

challenging that tag at first on ohtani is so fucking petty and it would be absolutely hilarious if it did get overturned to end game one lmao

ohtani with a HUGE home run to cut the lead down to 7

TEAM NINE GUYS WHO WILL ANNOY YOU TO BASEBALL DEATH 2k25!!!!!

they're playing an ad for servicenow and now i'm breaking out into hives in ADDITION to my dodgers allergy

anyway does trey yesavage kinda look like a scrunglier robert pattinson to anyone else or is it just me

DAULTON FUCKING VARSHO

i'm having an allergic reaction to SOMETHING and literally nothing else has changed in my lifestyle so i can only conclude that i'm allergic to the los angeles dodgers now ://////

very upset fox did not do this :/

THREE UP THREE DOWN INCL A SWINGING STRIKEOUT FROM SHOHEI OHTANI TREY YESAVAGE HAS INDEED COME TO TREY YESLAY

cannot WAIT for trey yesavage to trey yeslay tomorrow !!!!!

this huge-ass gap between the last game of the LCS and the first game of the WS is giving like project runway when they send the finalists home to work on their final collections before nyfw

REPORT FROM SOMEONE IN THE FIELD:

The Assumption of the Virgin, by Guido Reni, 1597, 📸 via @RoysEnergy

VLADDY JR IS THE FIRST PERSON IN A LEAFS JERSEY TO WIN A GAME SEVEN IN OVER 20 YEARS

cannot wait for the world series, where we get to see a billion dollar evil pitching voltron face off against a lineup of nine guys who will simply annoy you to baseball death

time to aggressively sand my trim because otherwise i AM going to die

“i think you’re all making way too big a deal out of a hockey sweater” says guy trying to convince self it’s not a big deal like, at all

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

“This is what sabermetrics are really for: generous interpretive application to make yourself feel better or worse, accordingly.” so true bestie

guy who got all the way to the subway station before realizing he’s wearing a canadian tuxedo over a blue jays jersey

trey yesavage please trey yesave us

shohei’s postseason hat trick was pretty cool i guess but unless he gives us a quote this funny idk if it’ll top kiké’s in 2017,

shohei ohtani home runs are fun and all until you realize that I’M the one who has to run out there with a tape measure to see just how far that mfer has hit a ball this time

3Ks and 1HR all in the first, shohei ohtani is just unreal