Just found out my favourite Halsey song is about Matty Healy??????? At this point I wouldn't be surprised if I learned that Fleetwood Mac's Rumours was about him too. Dude causes people to make nothing but bangers.

I hate pattern recognition sometimes.

I think I'd make a great therapist (i'm good at letting people know what's wrong with them)

Toronto's not bad, they're just getting off to an injury-plagued slow start after losing their second best offensive player following a game 7 loss against the championship team in a season where analytics said they overperformed. - Leafs fans in November - Jays fans in April

I've watched more best picture winners than Leafs games over the past month so I can't tell you who should be traded but I can tell you that Willem Dafoe is maybe the most underrated actor of all time.

"Toronto isn't actually this bad, there's plenty of games left."

BUT VLADDY I LOVE HIM

Currently reading: Blood Over Bright Haven & To Catch a Fascist

Got banned from the Petsmart message boards for posting about which parrots could "get it"

first day off for jays baseball and i'm already yearning for more, gimme back my hopecore lads

I get wanting to grow the game but having a major playoff implications game between Toronto and Ottawa be held in Calgary feels... bad.

Being horny in the 15th century must have sucked. Someone asks you to send nudes and you have to spend the next month painting a portrait of Venus.

HAYLEY WILLIAMS YOU ARE MY GOAT

rip to all of Woodbridge and all the Italians who dumped a fortune on World Cup tickets expecting the opening match to be Canada vs Italy

I may have underrated him. On pace for 80+ homers.

How can anyone hate the Leafs when they're distracting us from the Jays losing to the Rockies?

TRELIVING GOT FIRED!?!? WE. ARE. SO. BACK.

I thought xenophobia meant you were afraid of warrior princesses

The world isn't ending, if it was we'd see the four horsemen of the apocalypse. You know, death, war, conquest, famine... Oh no. Ah shit. Oh fuck.

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

Absolutely incredible first day of chess candidates. Crazy to think there's 13 more rounds of this mayhem.

I LOVE THIS JAYS TEAM

We all getting up early to watch the chess candidates tomorrow?

We're only two games into the season and ABS is already the single best patch note for any sport since the NHL got rid of the red line. We need to hold officials accountable more often. Every NHL team should get two "HE JUST FUCKING TRIPPED HIM IN FRONT OF YOU" challenges per game.

THE TORONTO BLUE JAYS ARE THE GREATEST TEAM EVER

What this Jays game feels like

CAPTAIN KIRK

Lmao our pitching staff is so goated

Toronto friends, do any of y'all have recommendations for good general independent book stores? (Trying to avoid Indigo) Every indie bookstore I love is either primarily secondhand, thus difficult to get new releases (BMV) or extremely specialized to only a specific genre/style. THANK U

What that Jays game felt like

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OKAMOTO STOCK IS SWIFTLY RISING AND I HAVE DIAMOND HANDS

KIRK IS GOATED

FIRST LIL LOOPER OF THE SEASON

Baseball has started, chess candidates starts on Sunday, I see Hayley Williams on Tuesday. A generational run of me being a happy camper. I'm also eating mini eggs rn.

I'm claiming Okamoto early. Posting this now so I can say I told you so when he hits 30+ homers.

MLB taking a page from the NHL's book and starting a game 40 minutes after the scheduled time.

I yearn for a Toronto team successful enough that they don't feel the need to hang a second place banner.

If someone made me stand there and watch a tribute to me losing I'd simply kms on the field.

BLUE JAYS BASEBALL IS BACK TONIGHT

can't tell if I need to turn up the difficulty in MLB The Show because I did just pitch a perfect game for the first time ever BUT it was against the rockies

Everyone's big mad at him but Sid Seixeiro isn't wrong. Raising a banner for second place is dumb. A giant participation trophy ceremony.

Wait, Joe Alwyn is in ANOTHER cinematic retelling of Hamlet???????????

I'm 20 episodes into The Pitt and none of these hot doctors have fucked next to an unconscious patient yet. This show sucks.

Live your life in a way that these are the chapters of your biography.

As a Leafs and Tottenham fan, I'm cheering for both teams to finish fourth or fifth last for entirely different reasons.

Ran a half marathon on the treadmill in 2 hours and 9 minutes (aka until So High School on the Eras Tour playlist - the proper way to measure time)

T-shirt tiers: - Would wear out on its own - Would wear out layered with other tops - Would wear around the house - Shirts to sleep in - Shirts to go to the gym/do cleaning in - Shirts they give you for performing in comedy festivals that feature a hideous logo and 50 sponsors

My phone autocorrected cut to cute so long story short, I'm now dating the worst shortstop I've ever seen.

Just watched the Project Hail Mary movie. It's one of my favourite books so I was a bit nervous about the movie, but my god Ryan Gosling is a perfect Ryland Grace. It's not a perfect adaptation, but it's still a very fun watch. Definitely recommend.