"straight girls & gay guys get along why cant lesbians & straight guys" firstly that's the wrong analogy. straight girls : gay guys :: lesbians : bi guys. those are the pipeline symmetries. secondly it's straight guys (nerds) : straight guys (jocks) :: straight guys (goths) : straight guys (preps)

Need Joshua Safdie to respond to his brother making that Mark Kerr movie by making a movie about Yoshihiro Takayama

Things I say when I’m the dumbest motherfucker alive Liberals are something else dawg

A bunch of reds shockingly beating Yamamoto? What is this, a spoonerism of the Russo-Japanese war?

For some godforsaken reason this website deems it fitting to show me gay male pornography and posts about big brother. Surely I follow enough trans women to convince this algorithm I’m not a 35 year old twink

What a website

Open faced club sand wedge

Graphic design is my passion

It’s really tragic that Ronald Reagan is the most influential president of the modern day because he was the world’s most boring man for one half of his presidency and his brain was pudding for the other

The Cincinnati reds sucking against the Dodgers is actually a great allegory for the fall of once great middle America cities due to austerity and white flight

Just a regular 13 hour school day for the Lizzie. Now she will go sleep for 13 more

Look man if Arkansas football can age regress by making Bobby Petrino their head coach who am I to judge that tgirl for sucking on a binky

How ironic! Local trans women who begged to be taken care of actually hates it when people focus on her and show her love!!!

Hey random question what’s everyone’s go to music when they’re panicking and scared and need to calm down?

A girl in my OR class was talking about how Marcus Freeman needs to be with a black queen and I made a joke about sending him Dr. Umar videos, to which she said “See? Elizabeth gets it, I didn’t know you were hip like that”

The zoomers may not appreciate my critical analysis of Modest Mouse’s discography but that’s okay, my target demographic is trans women in their 30s anyways

They’re calling it Fayetteville’s hottest hound

How do I get people to draft classic mtg sets with me? How can I convince people to do triple Timespiral draft in 2025?

Reminder: I am not a human. I’m a vaguely mongrel shaped miscreant

“Wow Lizzie you’re so productive and hard working!” Thanks I want someone to take away all my agency and make all my decisions for me so I don’t have to deal with the stress of my responsibilities anymore

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If people keep calling me unc I’m gonna fucking lose it. God forbid a white girl get a little pitchfork with her music taste

Getting kicked out of the bar for saying “Damn, score one for the bad guys” when the trans girl I’m flirting with says she’s dating a man

Applying for the SABR women in baseball scholarship and getting completely iced at the conference because I’m too clocky with it

Do we think we can get John Rocker to say bussy for $50?

Honestly the second wavers were cooking when they came up with womyn. I just wish the well for it wasn’t so poisoned

Me: “Judge having a wRC+ over 200 is otherworldly, while Cal’s wRC+ in the 160s is really good but not all time” Them: “Yeah but Cal does it in a pitcher’s park and Judge does it in a little league one” Me:

Overheard a sorority girl talk about her little and felt like I was flashbanged

Getting hired to run the quality control for a construction company that describe themselves as “Faith driven” and following absolutely zero code because it’s about trusting god

Sausage looks like what’s gonna happen one hour into bottom surgery

Random question, can any recommend me a nice, heavy duty bag I can use for a first aid kit? I wanna upgrade from my shitty little prefab one

NGL everybody is laughing at the people who believe the rapture is gonna happen tomorrow but honestly that’s just as equally ridiculous as believing in god in the first place lmao

A very tired Lizzie

John Fogerty was the first coastal lib to larp as an oppressed southerner and god bless him for it

Uh oh!!! Lizzie is maladaptively daydreaming about being a degenerate hipster in the 2000s couchsurfing at her friend’s places and going to indie rock concerts while posting about whatever band pitchfork gave bnm to on her livejournal at Internet cafes again!!

People who complain about porn censorship are the most obnoxious people on the planet who are unfortunately right all the time

Americans trying to imagine political activism: What if we didn’t buy something?

Started crying because I just feel so overwhelmed and unprepared for my career. Even if I get this degree I don’t own any office clothes, I can’t afford any, I go to places with free clothes but none of their stuff fits me. I don’t know how to conduct myself in professional environments or anything

Shit man give me a headset and a Waffle House menu to scribble plays on with marker and let me patrol the sidelines it can’t be any worse

Oh baby I finally sobered up and I feel good as hell. I feel rejuvenated!! I feel like I could go 15 rounds with George Foreman himself!! Hallelujah!!!

I threw up but I think I’ll be okay

Accidentally did like 7 tequila shots and I am fucking gone lmao

A girl bought me coffee but then misgendered me while flirting with me. I have no idea how to take this. I guess I make a hot guy

Kershaw is retiring? What a tragedy, his renditions of Third Rate Romance and She Doesn’t Know She’s Beautiful are my favorite versions of those so-Oh? Different Kershaw? I see

Taking 6 classes this semester is eating me alive. I’m so tired all the time and I just have so little energy to do anything

Rice and beans way too tasty to be the quintessential “poor dish.” There’s a restaurant in Fayetteville that does red beans and rice for ~$17 and I’m dead serious when I say it is worth that money

Chuck D completely breaking the rhythm and flow of Fight The Power just to tell you how much he fucking hates Don’t Worry Be Happy is so fucking beast

“I think I’ll start boxing” says woman with deformed spine and bum shoulder C’mon man I just wish there was an easy way I could get into a fight. I miss that sort of adrenaline rush

I told my best friend I wanted to get into boxing because I was tired of being hurt and wanted to hurt someone else for a change and she said “Are you going to shoot someone?” What a fucking response man way to make me feel like a goddamn freak