Listen to bionta vista

“Haha they think antifa is real” no they know antifa is something they can accuse you of being so they can take away all your rights

Folks, the Toronto Blue jays

That's the kind of double that shows you they just changed the balls

Socrates is kreiamaxing

I didn't take many photos of myself this year, the year was a bit of a stinker, but this has the good vibes

Made a claw

Working hard or hardly workin (oop gotta keep that elbow in more)

Cassilda: We all have laid aside disguise but you. Stranger: I wear no mask. Camilla: No mask? No mask!

Oooh it's forging time

Instead of stewing in my feelings about being yelled at on the street by some guy, I wrote a newsletter about it, and Wilco, and intrusive thoughts, and going to buy a pen www.anxietyshark.ca/all-my-lies-...

This is the money Marge. Reskeet for good fortune💰

One lesson from both Starmer and Biden is that if you do some good stuff while pandering to right wing culture war, your legacy is just the anti-trans, anti-immigrant, anti-palestine stuff. It takes over your identity no matter what, so you can't dabble in it at all. Serious libs should learn this!

huh, so this is what happens when you pander to the anti-immigration right and the AI lobby while cutting away at social services and offering absolutely nothing, in the wake of a huge swing election that was clearly against your opponent rather than for you! check it out @mark-carney.bsky.social

Telegraph getting on the "call it gock" thing way too late, behind the times as usual

K is for Knowledgable E is for Empathetic I is for Intentional Vehicular Manslaughter R is for Respect Share if you agree we all want KEIR in our government!

The mildest thing we can do is complete disarmament of Israel. A Potsdam conference to just dismantle the fucking thing, something. Just absolute constant bloodlust and violence for no reason and nobody is willing to stop them

oh no the movie performed poorly so they fried him

I'm seeing double - eight guys in a hot dog costume

The byline here perfectly explains both why Trump is president and also why the united states is the greatest force for evil in the world

liberal democracies will never be safe with musk this powerful—they must unite to break him my latest with @newrepublic.com c/a @gregsargent.bsky.social newrepublic.com/article/2119...

Max Scherzer going back on the IL Yoda olives meme please claude

It is an unalloyed good that that arbitrary attacks on sovereign states end in embarassing failure. You don't have to hate the US or like Iran to understand that the only good outcome for this sort of flailing violence is reputation ruining ignominious failure and expensive reparations.

You whack the boob? You whack the boob like bongo? Oh! Oh! Jail for wife

Already getting promotional Shrek videos or "shideos"

Rent controls that make it less profitable to rent ought to exist and be combined with vacancy taxes making it deeply unprofitable to not rent, AND with a standardised financial vehicle for co-op purchase of large properties, as a three-part assault on landlording.

this happened to me too, when i started progesterone I got hit by a car

Look at my empire dawg we've got fuckin oracle riddles

I like how everyone who does the Evangelion personality test gets misato because the questions for her are like "are you a little disorganized, do you want a beer" and the other questions are all like "hey would you trap your wife in an angelic killing machine"

Everyone say "good work pooping normally rae!"

they don't want kids to be able to find information on how to get help if you are a child being sexually abused because they want to preserve their access to victims

they should do this for every non-natural "structure"

Everyone who wants an online real name policy is too stupid to realize that we are in an era of governments hunting you for sport or, more likely, confident that we probably deserve it

I hate this shit so much. Every bit of the food is perfectly explicable and fine, staged to make you paranoid. Of course the know-nothing natural food people all turned into Nazis. They live in a world of false certainties and paranoia.

Incredible if you're finally ushered into the halls of true secret power, to bow to the murderer kings who built this cruel world and pledge your allegiance to another blood-drenched century, and Ezra Klein is there

Move over tao huabi, we've got a new sauce bottle lady to get obsessed over

Just yesterday me and my gf were saying "havent seen Cassie lately, I hope she's good. I hope if someone says 'noel got hit by a car' she says 'who?'"

The birth rate has dropped in two decades because of the Deadly Snakes breaking up

no reaction pie hell

Anniversary flowers/anniversary baby

i'm happy for all knicks fans, of course, but this win means a little more to those of us who jumped on the bandwagon over the last four years. unlike the lifelong fans who root for any knicks team they put out there, we chose this team specifically. these are our guys. this is our championship

A squishy ineffective socdem got the blue jays to the world series and we choked, you've got to do better than that

Hell yeah Knicks go Knicks you're the blue jays of the south

Adrian Monk the perfect cop because he can always legitimately say he was fearing for his life when he shoots a random suspect. And he always empties the magazine because he doesn't want to leave it part-full

Good morning from my little neighbour

Behold, the mighty pickle!! I keep accidentally breaking my record for biggest thing i've ever made, this thing is almost 3 feet long!

Riley's law addendum: also true for bike haters

Feels pretty grim that Elon Musk actively promoting pogroms last week on top of years of active Nazi posting and his company's documents being a laughable fiction doesn't seem to have been a factor at all in his IPO