oh shit the stan lee hologram has broken free from its frame and is now hopping around comic con absorbing everyone’s qi

cannot stop thinking about this image

got a call on my scryjng orb saying they need help, the prime minister’s lost in a haunted waxworks

a werewolf’s got into the pub. he’s knocking all the tables and stools over like sorry sorry sorry christ sorry shit sorry awoo sorry too loud sorry

HI ME SOIL greatures.com/comic/149/

hunter and hunted

i burned a capcut free trial to make this

look this whole thing just makes me think of en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

casting a spell to make satya nadella get a really annoying twitch in his leg every time a windows pc freezes up

i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat

they’ll just move him to a different parish and he’ll do it again

Robot meets bollard. Nothing beats the #WorldBollardAssociation

i hop into a donkey kong country barrel and it rotates about forty five degrees before spewing a chunky spray of thick red mist all over everything

Vale David Stratton, the wonderful film critic. I have seen a few mentions of Stratton’s surveillance by the Australian Security Intelligence Organisation, which came to light about a decade ago. His ASIO file has been digitised and can be viewed here: recordsearch.naa.gov.au/SearchNRetri...

It’s 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4

microsoft windows has a fursona and it’s a very wobbly pony that panics every time it thinks about thunderstorms, which is at least once every half an hour

opening my eyes after praying to the Deep Lords to see the sport utility vehicle that just ran the red light be lifted into the air by unseen hands and compressed into a tiny cube with a sickening wet crunch

fuck you albo

Fight stick found at my local FGC tournament

Comics are good, good things.

left my scrying orb on while i slept and now i'm stuck speaking in some otherworldly language. apparently it's called english or something

With Tom Lehrer's passing, I suppose this is a moment to share the story of the prank he played on the National Security Agency, and how it went undiscovered for nearly 60 years.

My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.

if there is a hell i hope andre the giant is standing behind the door with a folding chair

I joined Bluesky exactly two years ago and I wrote a piece about my thoughts on the platform - how it's been coming along so far and where it seems fated to go. Thanks for reading.

selena gomez has been working with wario

the three letter intelligence agency bod monitoring my movements suddenly realises my evening walk is in the shape of the chat pile logo. before he can scream the city explodes in an infinitely expanding cloud of beat up rusty cars

waking up from a ten thousand year nap only to find mark zuckerberg has built a hyperbaric chamber on my fuckjng lawn. i shake my head and chant Power Word Crush

Sometimes, I long for him

popeye is taking a can of something out of his pocket. not sure what it is yet

this video game came to me in a dream once and i felt compelled to recreate it

Comic: It's My Nature www.threepanelsoul.com/comic/its-my...

just spotted

what do you mean 'normal tools'?

this used to be the home of alex jones productions and now it is a place where dogs go to learn manners, in case you're worried that progress isn't possible

There’s a jail cell wall out there begging to have this uh masterpiece upon it

Just sealed some idiot within my crystal

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got my orb and my wizard beer and you better believe tonight im gonna be SCRYING

Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize