America can't make this shit up 🤦‍♀️ 🎁: www.nytimes.com/2026/04/03/u...

Getting better with this pizza thing.

I really wanted to be productive this weekend, but big bro @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social came to visit and there was too much baseball to be watched, alcohol to be consumed, and food to be devoured. Can't wait for a repeat.

JFC. I hate living in the stupidest timeline.

Albondigas for dinner

Kids just came home and are hunting for Easter eggs. The 12 yo is like a heat-seeking missile!

The cashier at the grocery store told me I couldn't use a coupon on a bag of lemons since it had a picture of oranges on the coupon. I had to explain to her that the coupon stated it was for a bag of citrus fruit and lemons were in fact citrus.

Great weekend with my big bro @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social. I'm so grateful for the time we have together, the endless roasting, and to know we've got each other's backs. Love ya.

Missing the chamoy, but still quite delicious

PSA: Maybe if you're a friend of a friend, don't preface a request for a hug by saying "Let me just feel you up really quick"

She dug her own grave. www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

I forgot to mention that the two-hour meeting will have a part 2 because we didn't get through everything.

@thatbootlegguy.bsky.social what are the chances I can drag you to see a Frida Kahlo in person before the game on Saturday?

A great night for baseball, but first, pizza and a michelada.

I was in a scheduled 4-hour meeting this morning that ran 52 minutes over. Now I'm in 2-hour meeting that will also likely go over.

The highlight of my last 24 hours. 🎁 www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04...

5:45 is too early to be sending work texts 😴

15 minutes until it's lights out for @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social

We're all busy, but it's important to remember to take the trip, eat the food, drink the beer, and live your life.

Wishing my big brother @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social the happiest of birthdays! Can't wait to see you on Friday so we can celebrate!

Here's your Sunday Pollo

Listening to big bro @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social chatting up his lady neighbor this morning and let me tell you, the switch from his normal voice to such a warm tone talking about the Internet being down and heading to Sacramento was noticeable. I could hear the smile!

Why is @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social not answering my calls?

Well fuck. I am drunk.

Well, I got my money's worth at brewfest. How about you, @russsayin.bsky.social ?

Waiting in line for the breathalyzer test @browneyedgirlmc03.bsky.social

We out here drinking 🙌 @russsayin.bsky.social

Great day for a protest✌️

Looking forward to hanging out with @russsayin.bsky.social tomorrow!

Missing the A's game, but enjoying a drink instead.

I need a stronger prescription for my glasses, but no bifocals yet.

I submitted my application for the job 🤞

If you’re feeling tired, anxious, overwhelmed even, you’re not alone. Take a break. Recharge. Resist the urge to doom-scroll. Or spiral into despair. If you have hope to give, reach out to those who need it. We are in this for the long haul. We need each other.

Finally sitting on the couch to watch baseball.

PG and the aquarium

I have a 16 yo sleeping on me and my beer can is almost empty.

I'm applying for a job. It's a lateral in pay, demotion in title. I'm honestly just tired of having all the shit roll uphill and am looking forward to not being the top boss for a bit to restore my mental health. Crossing my fingers I don't get paper screened.

Tried to convince the kids to go back to the arcade, but they're too tired. I was really looking forward to beating some chump on Street Fighter again.

Exploring Carmel and Seaside

I'm bribing my kids to go to the brewery for dinner by promising to order them tater tots.

@thatbootlegguy.bsky.social We get to hang out soon!!!!!

Great thing about vacation is you can adjust your itinerary if you and your kids want to snooze for an extra hour. Looks like a morning at the beach and a brewery for dinner.

Spring Break with the kids ♥️

Another hour and I'll be off for Spring break.

Long-distance relationships are hard, but in a few days I'll get to spend time with my boyfriend who has been my rock through so much. Life is different when it's filled with love, laughter, and hope.

The 16 yo came into my room to ask if I can finally change the limits on their Disney account so they're no longer relegated to TV-Y7. Oops. Guess I never updated their account 🤦‍♀️

1 1/2 more days of Spring Intersession before I get to start my break. I can't wait to be in Monterey with my kids ♥️

Dinner for one

Pollo, my fierce hunting dog, cornered a possum in the yard. I had to spray him with water to get him to release it so it could amble off. He's lucky he didn't get bit and the vet said to monitor him. Didn't know Pollo was that brave 🤦‍♀️

It's pajama day and I'm realizing the need for more school-appropriate bottoms not made of flannel. I'm not ready for this heat.