BrownEyedGirl
@browneyedgirlmc03.bsky.social
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America can't make this shit up 🤦♀️ 🎁:
www.nytimes.com/2026/04/03/u...
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No One at Waffle House Remembers FEMA Official Who Says He Teleported In
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/03/us/fema-gregg-phillips-waffle-house-teleportation.html?unlocked_article_code=1.ZFA.rKRM.6PuhxyZD6v7A
about 6 hours ago
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Getting better with this pizza thing.
about 8 hours ago
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I really wanted to be productive this weekend, but big bro
@thatbootlegguy.bsky.social
came to visit and there was too much baseball to be watched, alcohol to be consumed, and food to be devoured. Can't wait for a repeat.
1 day ago
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BrownEyedGirl
CCDude8 🏳️🌈 🌊
1 day ago
JFC. I hate living in the stupidest timeline.
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Albondigas for dinner
1 day ago
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Kids just came home and are hunting for Easter eggs. The 12 yo is like a heat-seeking missile!
1 day ago
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The cashier at the grocery store told me I couldn't use a coupon on a bag of lemons since it had a picture of oranges on the coupon. I had to explain to her that the coupon stated it was for a bag of citrus fruit and lemons were in fact citrus.
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Great weekend with my big bro
@thatbootlegguy.bsky.social
. I'm so grateful for the time we have together, the endless roasting, and to know we've got each other's backs. Love ya.
2 days ago
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Missing the chamoy, but still quite delicious
add a skeleton here at some point
2 days ago
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PSA: Maybe if you're a friend of a friend, don't preface a request for a hug by saying "Let me just feel you up really quick"
4 days ago
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She dug her own grave.
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
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Trump’s Purge May Be Just Beginning
After Pam Bondi’s ouster, other top administration officials could be in jeopardy.
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/04/pam-bondi-trump-attorney-general/686673/?gift=nIRdoDn1rodvhHyiuMLjoRCYS-6G0me5BBgbKguV_Qg
4 days ago
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I forgot to mention that the two-hour meeting will have a part 2 because we didn't get through everything.
add a skeleton here at some point
4 days ago
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@thatbootlegguy.bsky.social
what are the chances I can drag you to see a Frida Kahlo in person before the game on Saturday?
4 days ago
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A great night for baseball, but first, pizza and a michelada.
4 days ago
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I was in a scheduled 4-hour meeting this morning that ran 52 minutes over. Now I'm in 2-hour meeting that will also likely go over.
5 days ago
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The highlight of my last 24 hours. 🎁
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04...
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Trump Administration Live Updates: Bondi Fired as Attorney General
https://www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04/02/us/trump-news?unlocked_article_code=1.X1A.HZ2u.a2uyulQRFOns
5 days ago
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5:45 is too early to be sending work texts 😴
5 days ago
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15 minutes until it's lights out for
@thatbootlegguy.bsky.social
6 days ago
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We're all busy, but it's important to remember to take the trip, eat the food, drink the beer, and live your life.
7 days ago
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Wishing my big brother
@thatbootlegguy.bsky.social
the happiest of birthdays! Can't wait to see you on Friday so we can celebrate!
8 days ago
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Here's your Sunday Pollo
9 days ago
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Listening to big bro
@thatbootlegguy.bsky.social
chatting up his lady neighbor this morning and let me tell you, the switch from his normal voice to such a warm tone talking about the Internet being down and heading to Sacramento was noticeable. I could hear the smile!
9 days ago
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Why is
@thatbootlegguy.bsky.social
not answering my calls?
9 days ago
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Well fuck. I am drunk.
9 days ago
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Well, I got my money's worth at brewfest. How about you,
@russsayin.bsky.social
?
9 days ago
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BrownEyedGirl
Russ
9 days ago
Waiting in line for the breathalyzer test
@browneyedgirlmc03.bsky.social
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We out here drinking 🙌
@russsayin.bsky.social
10 days ago
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Great day for a protest✌️
10 days ago
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Looking forward to hanging out with
@russsayin.bsky.social
tomorrow!
10 days ago
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Missing the A's game, but enjoying a drink instead.
10 days ago
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I need a stronger prescription for my glasses, but no bifocals yet.
10 days ago
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I submitted my application for the job 🤞
11 days ago
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BrownEyedGirl
Just Jack
11 days ago
If you’re feeling tired, anxious, overwhelmed even, you’re not alone. Take a break. Recharge. Resist the urge to doom-scroll. Or spiral into despair. If you have hope to give, reach out to those who need it. We are in this for the long haul. We need each other.
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Finally sitting on the couch to watch baseball.
11 days ago
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PG and the aquarium
12 days ago
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I have a 16 yo sleeping on me and my beer can is almost empty.
13 days ago
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I'm applying for a job. It's a lateral in pay, demotion in title. I'm honestly just tired of having all the shit roll uphill and am looking forward to not being the top boss for a bit to restore my mental health. Crossing my fingers I don't get paper screened.
13 days ago
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Tried to convince the kids to go back to the arcade, but they're too tired. I was really looking forward to beating some chump on Street Fighter again.
13 days ago
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Exploring Carmel and Seaside
13 days ago
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I'm bribing my kids to go to the brewery for dinner by promising to order them tater tots.
13 days ago
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@thatbootlegguy.bsky.social
We get to hang out soon!!!!!
13 days ago
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Great thing about vacation is you can adjust your itinerary if you and your kids want to snooze for an extra hour. Looks like a morning at the beach and a brewery for dinner.
14 days ago
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Spring Break with the kids ♥️
14 days ago
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Another hour and I'll be off for Spring break.
18 days ago
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Long-distance relationships are hard, but in a few days I'll get to spend time with my boyfriend who has been my rock through so much. Life is different when it's filled with love, laughter, and hope.
18 days ago
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The 16 yo came into my room to ask if I can finally change the limits on their Disney account so they're no longer relegated to TV-Y7. Oops. Guess I never updated their account 🤦♀️
18 days ago
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1 1/2 more days of Spring Intersession before I get to start my break. I can't wait to be in Monterey with my kids ♥️
19 days ago
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Dinner for one
19 days ago
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Pollo, my fierce hunting dog, cornered a possum in the yard. I had to spray him with water to get him to release it so it could amble off. He's lucky he didn't get bit and the vet said to monitor him. Didn't know Pollo was that brave 🤦♀️
19 days ago
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It's pajama day and I'm realizing the need for more school-appropriate bottoms not made of flannel. I'm not ready for this heat.
20 days ago
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