Who is going to be the first person to buy one for @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social

@thatbootlegguy.bsky.social Dodgers with $169 million Luxury Tax. That’s more than 16 teams entire PAYROLL. Ho hum, just another year.

Oregon is -20.5 over JMU in first round of CFP. Thank goodness we expanded to 12 teams to get this nonsense.

What in all that’s holy is going on in this world right now? JFC

@felina510.bsky.social @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social I keep expecting the Reds to make an announcement from the Winter Meetings about a big signing, which will turnout to be a new flavor of Skyline Chili available in GABP next season.

@sluggodoug.bsky.social Can I get extra credit for turning in my work early? I just watched Better Off Dead last week! Beth is such a tramp!

@lorimajewski.bsky.social I was literally going to write “I was 50/50 if you will pick Skin Trade or Electric Barbarella” and you played both! How about YOU for Time Magazine Person of the Year?

24 hours with seeing a Charlie Brown reference. I feel like the healing has begun, America.

So Cloudflare isn’t that thing that happens when guys light their farts?

“The Red Cup Rebellion”. Wow. I make coffee at home, because, you know, $4 ($5???) everyday for coffee just doesn’t make sense to my “frugal” self. I know. Union. People’s livelihood. I get it. Sorry. I still just don’t personally go into Starbucks much.

I feel like we’re at the point in this country where if you look left and look right, then one of you has prolly been pardoned. Just an absolute joke.

Padres make it a 1 run game, 3-2 vs Pirates

Chris LaCivita, campaign co-manager for Trump’s 2024 bid, took a swipe at the losing GOP candidate, Winsome Earle-Sears, “a Bad candidate and Bad campaign have consequences — the Virginia Governors race is example number 1.” Just threw him under the bus!

22 year old daughter dropped “ferda” on me, which apparently means “for the boys” in some language that I am not fluent in and I guess I’m going to have to sign up for Duolingo or something because I can’t anymore. Bet. Help me @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social you’re my only hope.

It’s right about now that one of you wonderful people posts how many days there are until Pitchers and Catchers report

To quote Key and Peele “I said BICH” @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social

Just daring the masses to rise up and revolt.

Trey Yesavage = Yet Savagery (more or less) @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social @chaoskat.bsky.social

@thatbootlegguy.bsky.social but with Mustard ?

It’s a good thing we don’t have a President who’s a petty little bitch. Oh. Wait. Scratch that.

It figures that the very weekend BEFORE I was going to pull off an elaborate museum heist someone steals my thunder

I predict that no team will play with more Hearts than the Portland TrailBlazers

The National Guard really came in and started with Chauncey Billups ?

It’s almost like “Hey, I could be King a lot easier if I got Congress out of the way”….. Where are? Day 22? 23??

Imagine going out and rooting everyday for Kurt Suzuki to fail. @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social

omg it's happening again.

Ohtani on a plane to Toronto I’m calling it now.

A lot of people think this heist at the Louvre was one of the biggest pulled off in broad daylight. My vote still goes to the Yoenis Cespedes deal.

@thatbootlegguy.bsky.social @garretheinrich.bsky.social Is this where we lose our friendship ?

@chaoskat.bsky.social My prediction : Ohtani will be on a plane to Toronto (no, really. We mean it this time)

Now show me a protest in a Red City/State

Just wondering what Frump is thinking when he looks out the window and sees all this…..

Well this oughta do it. FOH. 127 million people watched the Super Bowl. You and Karen and MAGA Mark can go watch the Charlie Kirk Circle Jerk on Fox and cry about how awful things are for 30 minutes while listening to Kid Rock.

Who broke BlueSky?

Oh, thank goodness, a Federal Holiday.

Remind me again why people hate on Taylor Swift ?

I think the neighborhood rooster has been 86d

Kid Rock is about as relevant as stale toast

Isn’t this copyright infringement on the Clown in Washington, DC?

Can someone please tell me the rationale between bringing a rooster to a residential neighborhood?

@chaoskat.bsky.social so many jokes in that headline that I don’t even know where to start.

Staring 0-5 in Fantasy Football SQUARELY in the face From Champ to Chump in 1 season. Maybe Netflix can do a docuseries.

Hail Hydra

We’re now spelling “OHIO” With 2 Zeroes

Finally scored a run!!!

House money

Need to get 2 runs. Somebody start banging a trash can.

Backed in. Walked in. Stumbled in. IDGAF. All that matters is that we’re in. LFG!