It figures that the very weekend BEFORE I was going to pull off an elaborate museum heist someone steals my thunder

I predict that no team will play with more Hearts than the Portland TrailBlazers

The National Guard really came in and started with Chauncey Billups ?

It’s almost like “Hey, I could be King a lot easier if I got Congress out of the way”….. Where are? Day 22? 23??

Imagine going out and rooting everyday for Kurt Suzuki to fail. @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social

omg it's happening again.

Ohtani on a plane to Toronto I’m calling it now.

A lot of people think this heist at the Louvre was one of the biggest pulled off in broad daylight. My vote still goes to the Yoenis Cespedes deal.

@thatbootlegguy.bsky.social @garretheinrich.bsky.social Is this where we lose our friendship ?

@chaoskat.bsky.social My prediction : Ohtani will be on a plane to Toronto (no, really. We mean it this time)

Now show me a protest in a Red City/State

Just wondering what Frump is thinking when he looks out the window and sees all this…..

Well this oughta do it. FOH. 127 million people watched the Super Bowl. You and Karen and MAGA Mark can go watch the Charlie Kirk Circle Jerk on Fox and cry about how awful things are for 30 minutes while listening to Kid Rock.

Who broke BlueSky?

Oh, thank goodness, a Federal Holiday.

Remind me again why people hate on Taylor Swift ?

I think the neighborhood rooster has been 86d

Kid Rock is about as relevant as stale toast

Isn’t this copyright infringement on the Clown in Washington, DC?

Can someone please tell me the rationale between bringing a rooster to a residential neighborhood?

@chaoskat.bsky.social so many jokes in that headline that I don’t even know where to start.

Staring 0-5 in Fantasy Football SQUARELY in the face From Champ to Chump in 1 season. Maybe Netflix can do a docuseries.

Hail Hydra

We’re now spelling “OHIO” With 2 Zeroes

Finally scored a run!!!

House money

Need to get 2 runs. Somebody start banging a trash can.

Backed in. Walked in. Stumbled in. IDGAF. All that matters is that we’re in. LFG!

For the record: my stadiums tour 29 parks from 2014-2025 included what turned out to be some post season success 2014 Royals (Lost World Series) 2016 Cleveland (Lost World Series) 2019 Nationals Stadium (game ppd, Won WS) 2023 Ranger (Won World Series) 2025 (Watched Reds and Yankees live)

Hunter Greene vs Undecided. Who are we thinking ?

Alright followers. Look to your left, and look to your right. If you don’t see a Reds fan then you are that person. #GoReds

Waiting on the congratulatory text from @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social

@lorimajewski.bsky.social Thompson Twins - All Fall Out

The real ones remember this great catch against Pittsburgh in a huge moment by a Right Fielder that didn’t start the season as the Reds RF @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social @chaoskat.bsky.social youtu.be/dvd6IGZeup4?...

@chaoskat.bsky.social This last week of chaos for Reds fans feels like Brenden Carr is in charge of things “We can do this the easy way or the hard way.”

I swear to somebody, if Rapture happens AFTER I worked a full day……

I think the White House Press Briefings are now formed from Mad Libs. We’ve discovered the root of (Autusim) is from people taking (Tylenol)

Let’s play a game where the only person who buys it today is you know who. We’ll call it Rapture the Flag.

Nothing screams “I’m in the Epstein Files” more than “we found the cause of Autism, and it turns out this whole time it was Tylenol”

Caprese FTW

@chaoskat.bsky.social 👀 Prayers answered for the moment

How about just once the Parts be greater than the Sum?

@chaoskat.bsky.social the farewell tour has begun Bye bye baseball

47 got thinner skin than a grape

I know I don’t have many followers, but this Felina is some kind of writer, and having been to all of the stadiums she hits all the right notes.

I live for moments like this: Publisher’s Clearinghouse has declared bankruptcy. I want to hear what a couple of the funniest people I know have to say? @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social @chaoskat.bsky.social Maybe they figured it out when one of those giant checks dropped to the ground and bounced?

Why do I feel like the beat down by the #athletics is 100% my fault because I never EVER EVER shut TF up about 1990 World Series to @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social ?

Reds finally on the board!

@thatbootlegguy.bsky.social Let’s just make anything we can be pickle flavored now

It’s only 2025. Wow. How are we going to manage another 3 years?