“Gomfy gozy”

“All u need is diet coke an cate.”

Tale formb level wun hunnred dis mornink

“Jus drinkin my water.” - Charlie

@kickysam49.com Is usually into metal but is not ashamed to make a request for dis great boy band group & song! 🥰🐾#paws4music www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBt8...

“Samb is homb. Timb for treetz.”

Conspirators.

“Mebbe u shud stay homb insted of go to work?”

“Hampy Thursday ebberyone!” #hedgewatch #plundercats #tbt

In the beginning, I used to lure Charlie to bed with a toy and play with him until he was sleepy. 16 years later, the ritual is a little different. I call him for bed and offer to join me. He either ends up between my knees, on my chest, or on the pillow next to my head. I cherish it. 🖤🤍

“Churu timb??”

Samantha also says to tell ur dad you can have water anytime! anyplace! when ur a CKD kitty and also you should splash it all over ur face too like dis

ah yezz in tha topp fifv of fimgs for cates! 1 snakkies b eepies III eete fuds D relacks v snoggol fafvrit hoom

“Doin a relacks.” #hedgewatch #plundercats

“Hampy #whiskerwednesday ebberyone. If u look close u can see mine!” #plundercats #hedgewatch

“Thamk u so munch. Samb is tryin his best to keep me healthy and gomfy gozy and is doin an gud job. Ime hoap I have lots moar time to spend with all of youze… after all, my burfday parties are always so munch fun! Keep an eye on tha Samb tho. He has leaky eyes a lot lateli since all of dis.” 🖤🤍🖤🤍

“Hemlo ebberyone. Unfortunitly, ime now haff moar advance kiddney disease. Dere is not a lot to do othur than make sures i get plenty of watter. Subq fluids wud be hard on my quality of lief and vett agrees. Dis is hard foar Samb, but we do best to maek sur I amb gomfy gozy as long as possibul!!”

I won’t be watching tysm

“Dis is a joint statemint on behalf of me and Tha Samb. Gavin Newsomb. You haff problem with LGBT peeple. Dis is all we haff to say to u.”

Da youz is deffinitley hangin wif yuor fishies twodai! Wow, Charley is a grate fischercatte! 🎣

Heer Iz wun sollid minutt ov biskit maykin an smol purrin furr yuo considurrayshun. 🤎

Morning everyone. I’m still in need of help to pay for Scotts surgery. I am so thankful for all the help I’ve received so far. ❤️ Surgery is this Friday. gofund.me/95c225210

“Hampy Tuesday. Dere is so munch sno. Here is an littol throback. Mebbe I play with my fishies twodai.” #hedgewatch #plundercats

I accidentally woke up Ghostman. He wasn't amused.

what a pose. iconic

“Stay toastee mai fren.”

Here youse go Charlie sum nise warm sun.

Break in attempt.

Happy Caturday dear friends, it’s grey and miserable again here today so I didn’t stay out for long on my #Hedgewatch pawtrol. I hope you all have a lovely day 🤗💜

“It snode. AGAIN. Amb gettin sick of dis bull shint.” #hedgewatch #plundercats

Seem sordt of timbely fur sum #fasesofdedey Imb tink. Hear we goe:

“Amb still big hunter!”

“Amb wide awake nowe! No moar gabby pentin! Hampy Sunday!”

“Hampy Sunday ebberyone. Amb still a littol drowsy. Samb stayed up all nite with tha me. Himbs tired.” #plundercats #hedgewatch

(I gave him the pill 12 hours ago and he is still feeling it. Normal, but it sucks)

I never realized “Hold The Line” by Toto was about curling.* * I just made this up

“Dis gabberpentin. No joke.”

Wut it feel like to gedt an new bocks

“Ah yiss. Homb with my fishie.”

“I am finally HOMB. Dey poked and prodded tha meez. But like I SED my weight is helthy. I amb do well at vet. She sez ‘himbs did not get tha memo that himbs is 16 and a half’ HECKIN RIGHT I didn’t.”

“IMB HATE IT HEER.”

We’re here with some of our friends, what a lovely way to spend a Caturday morning 🤗💜 #HWCafe

“Someone (THA SAMB) made me eat PILL befoar tha vet. 😾 Ime haff to go in soon. ON CATURDAY. 😾 But foar some reezin I amb do a relacks. Ime thimk Samb was maybe try to do a nice thing.”

Ben is an absolute master at this. I have been a plant on a few of his experiments and watching him set these traps and get bait is incredible. I do worry about him pissing off the wrong person, but I doubt fear will stop him from exposing horrible people.

One of my moms most endearing traits is pronouncing/referring to ramen as “raymond noodles”

SUCH COMFYS

Zonked.

Our Father Who Art In Heaven Harold Be Thy Baines

Happy Friday Charlie 🖤

“Hampy Friday ebberyone.” #hedgewatch #plundercats