“Is Caturday. Havin a S N O O Z. Do not disturb. Unless u are a cate” - Charlie

Latenite archival babbyGonz time!

If your feed is abused animals, it’s gonna be a block. That’s not how proper animal shelters adopt out pets. It’s how scammers take money.

Behaviores Report: 95% goode 5% bite Mombs bigtoe

Subtly downgrade a band. Brown Sabbath

Wees jus Ned Dexdexer nowe!

Someone has been reading the Werner von Blomberg playbook.

where's the rage? if you aren't pissed at this and you were pissed about a tv show, you're part of the problem

5am Charlie says “Am awake. Do a play?” #cat #cats Exclusive Charles Content™️

Sometymbs tha ma's ladee iz sew rood. Cann tha yuoze bee leaf shez takink thiz foto an putt on intrawebz! Youze pawrents alzo rood lyk thiz sombtymbs? #cats #catsky #catsofbluesky #orangecats

Wrote for @thenation.com about the complicity of some liberal politicians and pundits in the conservative campaign to exterminate trans people www.thenation.com/article/poli...

thank you to mike parrott, josias manzanillo (two balls on one strike by manny ramirez), adrian beltre and mitch haniger for their sacrifices. it’s been a long road to get here

Latenite archival babbyGonz time!

One of the colleges I went to deployed an “engagement bot” that apparently thinks my name is “Denville”

I SEETHE IN MY DAY, NARY SUCH BUFFOONERY WOULD BE TOLERAT’D THEY RUIN THE GAME OF BASE AND BALL

A friend of mine adopted a sick kitty and named him Edgar earlier this year. He didn’t have long. She named him after Poe but I called him Edgar Martinez. So his ashes have his middle initial as M. The Mariners need to win it this year for Edgar.

Anyone have an iPhone 17 Pro Max yet? I can upgrade/trade in my 14 Pro Max for like no change to my bill

Nike (White) 2025 vs. Majestic (Blue) I like both. The Nikes are better this year than last year. The light fabric is nice when you don’t want to feel a big fat jersey on you. The Majestic, however, is fully sewn with more careful accents. It is by far a nicer garment in terms of quality.

Wewl Charlie, finkin youz a kitton iss da bess fink! Iz have lodts ov booty eeps an lodts ov coddils two keyp da mee charjed ub fur sum kitton enegee! Weez soopa cattes Charlie! ❤️

As far as 3-11 seasons go, Verlander’s wasn’t that bad

o @auggiethebeck.bsky.social looke wat momb mayd fur the me!!!!!

I was getting a little pissed at my deodorant of choice irritating my skin so I grabbed a stick of Secret I had in my closet from the time I had to buy deodorant at the gas station because I left mine in a hotel room and TBH I might just keep using it it’s way better

joining the war on autism on the side of autism

Ohw da youz muss hav ma soopaboops! 😽🌙❤️

As a maternal healthcare provider, I can tell you with confidence we have been dealing with ignorant anti-scientific bullshit that endangers moms and kids far longer than you realize. RFK & Co. will make our jobs harder, but we still follow science, not lunacy.

Zack Greinke (retired 2023) and Charlie Hough (debuted 1970) both pitched to the same catcher. Who was it?

Hey, we didn’t make it to the plunder but we “in” for the house party!

tha Tortilla haz arryvd !! sunndae mornen pawtees ar da bezt wae to start da weeke!!

Gotcha frind. #plundercats

A False Eye?!!

If the Mariners make it to the World Series I want Jamie Moyer to throw out the first pitch and Iron Maiden to play “Rime of the Ancient Mariner” LIVE while he does it. It’s 13 minutes long so they should be able to get through most of it before his pitch reaches home.

Despite waht yu mite hav heard , i waz JUST playing footblamket it waz NOTt an ' vishus attak"

Brought you a cocktail & a beach umbrella… Stay cool, Furiend Charlie! 🐾😹⛱️🍹😹🐾 #plundercats

Charlie - @kickysam49.com One of the marvels of Honeydooras is that we can be MANY places at once! Welcome to Treasure Hunters’ Beach! #Plundercats

We are really parteein now! Wez got Charlie an Marv! @kickysam49.com @janest.bsky.social #plundercats

“I do a C L E A N S E in ur feed” - Charlie #cat #cats

#atcmewtwork Good evening everyone. It’s Theodore here with the amazing Auggie @auggiethebeck.bsky.social Auggie inquiring minds want to know, How long have you been perfecting the art of eating noodles?

Turns out Charlie prefers it when I sing Alicia Keys. “Yes but u do not habb her P I P E S” - Charlie

Clayton Kershaw retire bitch

Can I summon best friend Charlie with a song? - Sam “Fine but I’m gebting too old for this shimt” - Charlie

I’m gonna miss the Priest show in a week because my shoulder is still messed up First time I will have missed them on a tour in a decade Bummer

Every time Geno homers my first thought is I HAVE TO CHECK ON @13thgravegypt.bsky.social

I think they could do a little better with the placement of “Los” on “Los Astros”

“Benny the bamsketball is annoyin me.” - Charlie

the face of Having Mommy Home

Good article. jacobin.com/2025/09/ther...

ATTENSHUNS!!!! Tomorro wez goink at 12pm EDT strate two Honeydooras fur ann bigg partee. Wez bin werkin hardt, autsmartink tha Critta, an saffink fayk pawlise cattes. Tymb fur an brake. Bee thar orr bee skware! #plundercats #cats #catsky #catsofbluesky #orangecats

Me when the Mariners

Hear me out: the Seattle Mariners