Last night I walked into a meeting with people I had only previously known from signal/zoom. They look at me and said “oh its your pfp” I had my pixel Charlie shirt on Which I forgot was my profile picture on Signal To which I responded “I must seem obsessed with my cat. This is because I am.”

“Sun S P O T”

We bin werking! 🐟🌮🍹 #tacotuesday

Garrett Crochet? The 2025 Cy Young runner up?

when these are in the grocery store this time of year i have no self control

“Sunday ebberning. Gettin gomfy gozy.” #plundercats #hedgewatch #cat

“Gud nite ebberyone. Ime hope u haff good snoozles.”

The Legal Team appears to be meeting about something. I asked what's up, they said "It's confidential." I'm a little stressed.

Here’s me *actually* doing a 435lb deadlift, but the original is more entertaining. youtube.com/shorts/RsK9c...

Wanda asked me, "Can you please stop doing stuff." I said, "Sure, what stuff, Wanda?" "Just stuff." "Like anything???" "Please. Thanks." I'm now sitting here doing nothing.

Tha press conberense wheel be reskeduldt two acomodayt tha akyousers skedule. (The press conference will be rescheduled to accommodate the accusers schedule) Stai toonaed. (Stay tuned)

Tha momager sez ‘oughe Mando yous sooooo byootiful an floofsomb I cud eat you!’ Ok, crazeee lady, thas disturbink!

“Ime in my sunspot. Cancel da meetingz.”

“I amb coming foar scritches and boops.” #hedgewatch #plundercats #cats

“Do u like my scritchy P E R C H?” #hedgewatch #plundercats

People who know teens and men ages 18-25 Plan to utilize this www.sss.gov/conscientiou...

I feel like the A’s unis have both forest and kelly green on them

“Playtimb.”

The long leg of the law.

“Hoomans. Stop do stress foar jus one second. Timbline clense.”

“Dis is a collekshun of @itsflanoy.bsky.social at himbs moast hampy.”

No.

“Todays #hedgewatch assinemint. I amb at my poast.”

(I have a favor to ask of Charlie’s cat friends. Can you please encourage him to use his step stools *every time* so he does not slip and fall? Thanks from tha Samb.)

0.1” abs overturns should not be a thing

Rebortink frum #hedgewatch todey is an varry gud dey to goe owtside if yuo cate in Nordern Catifornia.

Things my 6-year-old nephew told me yesterday: His favorite baseball player is Rich Gedman, followed by Roger Clemens, Wade Boggs, and Shohei Ohtani He knows the names and numbers of both the 2026 and 1986 Red Sox, including the 2026 40-man roster He likes Boz Scaggs and Luther Vandross

“We luff our sossidge pizza. Thamks!!!”#HWCafe @mannykrazkat.bsky.social

@kickysam49.com wants to hear 'Infatuation' #Paws4music youtu.be/m1jVrXo_r6Q?...

Wanda singing some Glenn Hughes material this morning.

“Amb bakk on #hedgewatch duty!”

Well Bertie, Charlie an Iz portaled in but furgot dis portal goes thru Joes enshrinkinator. But wez all here reddi tuo partee! @kickysam49.com @bertie1.bsky.social

Behaviores Report: 100% goode!

Samb here: So Charlie is having some challenges lately. He's lost weight, and is having a little less energy. He can still get up and down stairs and even play, although jumps are tough. I have added more ways for him to use steps to get to his favorite places. (1/4)

"Flash @flashtastic.bsky.social im wud like to imtroduce u to my uncle @mannykrazkat.bsky.social himbs is an cat dade to many cates, my dear dear cuzzins. Amb so hampy u get to meet themb!!"

Full vortex spiral shrimp maneuver, straight tail variation.

“Am do a littol play with toy.“

“Mornin ebberyone. Is a littol hard to cate for me twodai. Feelin a littol moar seenior. Imb stickin by da Samb. He and I are bestfrends. Always haff been. Always will b.” 🖤🤍

Guyes Imb Pet ov de Munth www.instagram.com/p/DWm2NtcFSz...

Todey we stort McQ seerious cate olympik heffywate wrestlink traneing

Our Pixel art of @gingerthecat.social is now available! Sold with their approval to raise funds for cats in need! Like our other options the funds go to 3 separate cat related charities! The Cat Connection , Marin Humane , and @vietnamcatwelfare.org www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1797...

“Drinkin wattor.”

“A guy and himbs watter. Hampy Wednesday”

I just got a PS5 and fired up MLB The Show Now I have to create an entire team because that's what I always do there are so many options and its going to take so long fortunately the second half of the team will be ridiculous looking people with names like "mike disease" and "brent penis"

“Hampy Tuesday. Stay H Y D R A T E D”

Bullitt, champion of sympathy and wisdom. Sometimes, anyway.

I got my 435lb deadlift today but my camera wasn’t set to record, so here is a drawing:

This is my AnalogMan modified TS-9 Tubescreamer. I have tried many other Tubescreamers including ones with this mod, but none of them sound quite like mine. I have no idea why, but this one just sounds different. Even with blind testing I can pick mine out of a lineup. Part tolerances? Who knows.

Who am i? #BaseballCards #CardSky #Watercolor #Painting Like the daily 78s? You can leave me a tip on my big cartel page. mightylark.bigcartel.com/product/leav...