Cornelius recently got a senior dog photoshoot. Hims a superstar! He has liver cancer but is living hims best life! He says “henlo Charlie and Samb!!”

I am tha bestboy

Since there are no polls, allow me to ask these open-ended questions… Do you feel like you can interact with both Charlie and I (Sam) with the account as it is? Would you like it better if I (Sam) stepped back? I (Sam) know some of you as me, but many of you know me (Sam) as Charlie’s hoom.

“Bedtimb” - Charlie

@itsflanoy.bsky.social @hurricanetort.bsky.social "What do u twoze thimk of the seeling heat?" - Charlie

This little tiny rainbow came through the peephole on the front door and cast itself on my steps 🌈

“Get to kno ur #catsofbluesky fremds - 10 things Imb do a like: 1. the Samb (donut tell himb he is first) 2. fambly and frends 3. treatos 4. brush 5. runnin water 6. warmb 7. wand toy 8. james bont 9. Chimken 10. doin a #hedgewatch “ - Charlie

Juss in timbe fur #catnoir friday: Quote poast wit yr own dramatik blank an wite selvie!!

“The Samb is back from surgins office. I am do a cozy on himbs lap.” - Charlie

Quote post with your own dramatic black and white selfie. This was me taking a walk early pandemic. Less head hair, more beard hair. The filter and lack of dye had me looking like Gandalf.

“Dis another pitcher from my grambparents hous. I would do #hedgewatch sit and stand at same timb.” - Charlie

“Dis an old pitcher but is gud.” - Charlie

I just was made aware I did my first documented Scott Stapp-singing-God Bless America impression over 18 years ago That’s a long ass time to be working on an impression and I feel old now

Reminder: Today's Dayday is Wednes.

I think they used Mitch McConnell as a blueprint for this one

“Aww yiss cheeky scritches” - Charlie #plundercats

“yeyy!!! Thank you @auggiethebeck.bsky.social “ - Charlie #plundercats

“oh, henlo there” - Charlie #plundercats #hedgewatch #cat #cats

“Imb slept rite thru my evening nap.” - Charlie #plundercats #hedgewatch #cat #cats

Behold the F R A M K E We love the F R A M K E

“Is the Monday. Ime think back to bed. What think the youze?” - Charlie #plundercats #hedgewatch #cat #cats

perhaps the most surprising thing to me about all this is that people are surprised about all this

Take your “here’s why” letter and shove it up your fucking ass

Alert: Willie Stargell in Braves uniform

bluesky branding refresh unveiled

Itz an gud afternoon tuo do an chayr snoozle.

“SUMPRISE! TIMBLINE CLEANSE!” - Charlie #cat #cats #plundercats #hedgewatch

Charlie has added tha mees tuo hiz cabinet. Iz spent mai tyme personalizin mai new offise. Can youse find all 12 tings Iz added?

“Happy Sunday fremds. Back to bed Ime think, donut you agree?” - Charlie #hedgewatch #plundercats #cat #cats

Iz added an few personall touches . Whut do you tink? #plundercats

Something smells weird and I can't track it down. Things it is not: me (it does not follow me around) charlie either bathroom or litterbox the trash can perhaps mouse in crawl space or chimney?

“INCOMING” - Charlie

One of the coolest cards I have gotten from an unopened pack of 007 product Naomie Harris as Moneypenny #cardsky

“Happy Caturday. Feels like a good day for a nap with Samb.” - Charlie #hedgewatch #plundercats #cat #cats

things i say when I miss Charlie

Friday #hedgewatch with Charlie

Video Warning: this video depicts me giving liquid medicine to Charlie. I hate that I can’t just tell him what’s happening. Fortunately he handled it okay tonight and hopefully won’t need any more for a while “THIS WAS VIOLASHUN OF HUGE PURRPORTIONS.” - Dr. Charlie

4 months after my personal best deadlift, i did my first post-op deadlift at physio today. 50lb for 10 reps, followed by a carry for 200 feet. Little gains.

Charlie’s tummy is feeling better. “Grampa is gibbing me chicken broff… whats in my litter bawcks is no one’s bizness!!!”- Charlie

“heckin big alert @flashtastic.bsky.social @toesknows.bsky.social ime caught the SAMB listening to RODD what do i do?!!!” #plundercats #hedgewatch

“The SAMB snuck medisin in my mouf with siringe AGAIn. Now himbs sad and worry bcuz he “feels bade” well mebbe u shud have thot of that befoar mouf SIRINGE” - Charlie Don’t worry bud. No more for now let’s just give you some time to feel better. I love you. -Sam #plundercats #hedgewatch #cat #cats

Next up on the Bond rewatch: Tomorrow Never Dies. Inspired by @thesmallhallpod.bsky.social

“I amb sick today. What does the Samb do? He put MEDISIN in my MOUF with siringe. ROOD. Y u do this SAMB???” - Charlie #plundercats #hedgewatch #cats #cat

“Oh henlo.” - Charlie #plundercats #hedgewatch #cat #cats

Been working out, rehab now includes strength. Walking every day. And then I stepped on the scale. I almost wouldn’t care if I was doing my strongman sh*t but aside from Leg Press nothing I am doing is adding muscle. I hate that my brain has been conditioned to devalue myself based on the scale.

Me: “I really want another custom Spector but I can’t afford it.” Also me: *bidding furiously on James Bond memorabilia* #cardsky

I just spent a half hour trying to remember Steve Winwood’s name and I am posting this so I don’t forget again. Best I could come up with was “guitarist singer Steve soul white British” and my brain kept going to other Steve’s

[Genius! Look at this wall of grumpy ‘tude!]