My adorable baby Luna

Lewk wat caym in da powste fur da noo yeer! Fank youz @itsflanoy.bsky.social dis mayd ma hoom smyle sew mush ❤️

Omc youse are just super adowabel der Charlie! 🤍🖤🤍

reposting one of my favs of framke,,

“I amb enjoying seeing every1s pixel cats. Some yeers ago Sambs friend made a pixel art version of tha me!”

“It snode A G A I N” #plundercats #hedgewatch

has anyone else ever housed a box of entenmann's donuts in 24 hours or am I just losing it

Itt wuz deelishush! Fank yuo, Sambe an Charlee! Ai still layin heer tinkin bowt dat soop! Lov th yuose guiz tuo! 🤎🖤😸🥣

“Yes an i made moar! Come all #plundercats and friennds!”

“My grambma watches over teh art at teh museum. She is purfessional. One dai, I wan to be liek her.” #plundercats #hedgewatch

“Hampy Caturday Ebberyone” #plundercats #hedgewatch

“Pleas to halp mai frend Tortilla and her momb if u can.” - Charlie

“Da Samb is feel in sad mood tonight. Imb try to halp.”

“Hampy Friday” #plundercats #hedgewatch

Othello and King Lear thank you for the invite. Actually, you had us at “box”.

Luk I fownd some fresh ones. Come on ober @auggiethebeck.bsky.social @toesknows.bsky.social @bertie1.bsky.social and anyone else who wants just jump on in!!! #plundercats #hedgewatch

“Good morning ebberyone. Samb has the day off todai. But ime hav no days off from being cate. There are snoozles to be snoozled, treatos to be nommed, and zoomies to be zoombered” #plundercats #hedgewatch #cat

“Thamks to captain @bertie1.bsky.social himbs first mate @auggiethebeck.bsky.social and the whole #plundercats #plundercatsnye teem for makin dis new yeers ebe extra speshul!!!”

“Every day my best frend da Samb and I see each other and share our world with youze is the gratest day of our fumckin lives. Donut worry about past an footure too much, donut worri about thoaz Wasted Years. U ar livin in tha golden years! Hampy New Year. We loav you.” #plundercats #hedgewatch

Der ya go Charlie! #plundercatsNYE

“Hampy New Years Eve ebberyone” - Charlie #plundercats #plundercatsnye #hedgewatch

oh oopppss imb forgor dis poto of the me in dis lownj! #plundercatsNYE #plundercats

“Imb did a checkup on da Samb. He is do better twodai. He is in gud paws.” - Dr. Charlie #plundercats #hedgewatch

"Imb join!" #plundercats #plundercatsnye

“Update! I convinc da Samb to werk from homb today.” - Charlie

“Gud mornin. Is Toozday. Samb has to do workjob from offis again today but we get to sleep in a lil bit.” - Charlie #hedgewatch #plundercats

The person who named the fireplace was just fucken sick of naming things

"Henlo ebberyone. I wud like to let u kno Sambs Cardiac Stress Test came back normal. He has no hart problem." - Dr. Charlie

Got pocked dialed by John Bush from Anthrax literally last week 😂 Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction

“Hampy Monday. Samb has to go to himbs offis todai for an few hours. Imb decide it was okai. But he owe me extra scritch and treatos.” - Charlie #plundercats #hedgewatch

Working on my whisker display

Stop being fucking sexist. Yeah, this lady is a MAGA moron. She also has a ton of credentials, and spewing bigoted misogynistic crap at her just makes democrats look worse than they already do. Critique her work and positions, don’t spread sexist meme bullshit.

hrmph!

"yes!"

A little #cardsky mailday OG Black Aces Mudcat Grant and Don Newcombe

“WHUT HECK. I take care of Samb and wut duz he do??? Put medicin in my EAR. Rood. But now I am hongry. Ime think I will eat sumb kibble.” - Charlie

Howe Imb Wakking owt of 2025

We’ve found a few of our friends and brought them along to the last #HWCafe of the year, we hope everyone enjoys the food 😻💜

Sam here- the scale was wrong. I gained a little weight but when I reset the scale it was a less ludicrous number. Sorry for the startle there all.

“It snode again” #plundercats #hedgewatch

“Samb had a breathing emerjency las nite. When himbs got to ER, dey told himbs it wud be 7 hours befoar anywon cud see the himb. Eben tho he cud not talk and wuz a confuse from low oxygen. So himb went hoam. Wai? He did not wan to die waitin in hopsital. Rather die at homb…”

Updated: The top 20 greatest baseball players of all time (according to how often I use them in @immaculategrid.com )

Ohw fank youz Charlie! Youz an amaysink seefud sheff! Dis deelishus, Iz giv da youz free Mitch Lynn staaz!! ⭐⭐⭐❤️

“Dey put me on da humane socierty faecbook again!”

Imb liek dat ole timbe bocks loll Dat kind of cardboard juss sooth mine soule

“Hampy Friday. Do u like my toy?” - Charlie #plundercats #hedgewatch

Ohw frends! Sending youz awl da festiff happees! Iz bin missink da youzez sew mush. Weez bin finkin bowt youz awl da thyme wile ma hoom cudden doo screenz finks. Da she inn bigge bigge trubbel wiv da mee! Luv youz awl ❤️ 1/2

dis varry troo. Dis weer cates can comb in an do an serviss. Imb also do a luff 🧡 fur ebbry wun hoo need wun. Paw inn.