Do I drink from my water fountain? No. My water bowl? No. My other fountain? No. I’d rather drink water from the rose leaves!!

Hey guys. If anyone sees my eyes, legs or tail, could you let me know? I have misplaced them. Thank you in advance!!

Bunt! Pass it on!

Wait, so somebody is on trial for throwing a sandwich at someone? A MEAT sandwich?? Can someone throw a meat sandwich at me? I’ll be grateful instead of getting the law involved!!

So I like almost everything but not “atmospheric rivers”

I am vengeance I am the night I am batcat

Halloween icon 🎃🐈‍⬛

This is awesome!!!

Why am I angry? For once, it’s not because I WANT to go outside. It’s because I WENT outside and the air was cold and moving too fast and BLEW RAINDROPS IN MY FACE!

My human didn’t discover churros until after she was diagnosed with celiac disease. So she’s never actually tried one. She about to have a very good time!!!

NO I was NOT trying to escape the balcony, what are you talking about? What do you mean the camera caught me? Oh.

Has anyone ever seen a panther wash its face before? You’re in for a treat!

HAPPY GOTCHA DAY @ladydingleberry.bsky.social

It’s me!!

It’s officially MY TIME!! #spooky

@ladydingleberry.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAY beautiful girl!!! I hope you’ll have lots of treats and loves 🧡🧡🤍🧡🧡

Hey Colorado, who wants some gorgeous, sweet, velvety rabbits?? 🤎🤍🤎 🤎🤎🤎

Yay!!!

Oh hey!

Hi Mr Philpot! I’m working on my havoc birthday present for you. This morning I had a nice big hairball waiting for the lady I live with when she woke up. Now I’m hanging out in my personal jungle. Havoc is limited by the leash and chicken wire cage that keeps me from escaping. But I will persist!

Hey Mr @ripperelse.bsky.social Happy anniversary of the day you were born!!! I hope you have a good day filled with loves from Rollie and maybe some purple baked goods!! 💜💜💜 🖤🤍🖤 🖤🖤🖤

Hate to do this but I only had two orders this month and I'm overdrawn so if you could boost or check out my shop that'd be a great help! thanks anaisfae.art/shop/

It’s not always a trap!!! Sometimes we just need some belly rubs in the morning. The only time my teeth and claws came out was when she tried to STOP the belly scritches!

Chat with friends

Hey everyone, remember it’s fat bear week! Vote for the fattest bear. 🤎🤎🧸🧸🤎🤎 explore.org/fat-bear-week

Do I like my banana harness? No Do I like my sloth leash? No! Do I like wearing them so I can be outside on the balcony? NO!!! “Also Lola you don’t have to walk backwards while wearing a leash and harness” is misinformation, propaganda, BULLSHIT! I’m gonna go climb the chicken wire.

Who wants a rolly polly? Here you go!

Ok I get it. I’m not ALOWED to LEAVE the balcony. I could “fall” and “get hurt”. So now I can’t go on the balcony. But, no, I’ve gotta be who I am. I’M A CAT! I’M CURIOUS!!! Has CURIOSITY ever killed anyone???

Oh I LOVE this!

Crow watching!

@auggiethebeck.bsky.social Happy Gotcha day Auggie!!!! What a wonderful day for your family, because they GOT YOU!

Welp it turns out the flies with the yellow stripes are SPICY! I swatted one out of the air (effortlessly of course) and it BIT ME! I’m ok. There’s no swelling and I can walk on it but JEEEEEZZZZ!!! I can’t stop licking it. Boooooooo

Living my witchy best with my birthday present! #silvervine

I’d like to address the rumours that I have been in demon mode all morning. It’s true. It’s all true. I jumped on the balcony railing that’s on the third floor! I ate the strawberry leaves. I woke the lady I live with up way too early! It was glorious!

Birthday breakfast bisque!! Say that ten times fast

@artofrob.bsky.social Mr Husberg. I got THE BEST delivery today!!!! And it ARRIVED IN A BOX!!! Don’t worry, I sat on the box after it had been emptied. THANK YOU!!!

Oh no!!!! How am I gonna order my tacos????

Guys!! The lady I live with got a package today that smells like silvervine. But she hid it so I don’t know what to is! Maybe to has something to do with my birthday???

Hey Mr Bert @banditelli.org, do you want good worker news? A union of mostly female members just defied their federal governemnt with a wildcat strike and WON! No more unpaid labour! www.cbc.ca/news/busines...

@auggiethebeck.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAY AUGGIE!!!! I hope your Bday is full of loves and treats and maybe some mischief! Or maybe a fish tornado?