Never forget how Mayor Pete and a bunch of other Democratic nominees backed out and gave support to Joe Biden in 2020 to make sure Bernie Sanders wouldn't win the presidential nomination.

This is literally the Big Mouth episode of the "Apple Broach" come to life.

I'm currently having a fancy outdoor dinner wirh my dog and he just rejected a prawn (that probably cost in the vicinity of $8) because it didnt have cocktail sauce on it.

Reminder that this is all based on the proce of Tesla stock, so we could all just do the funniest thing here.

Look, there are certainly extenuating circumstances (work, family) but if you're a Canadian visiting the US on your own free will these days, you better check your white-ass privilege

What are we having tonight? (Firecracker margarita for myself)

LET THE MELTDOWNS COMMENCE

Admittedly not a high-end cocktail bar here, but what are we having?

Fantastic recap from Joe, as always.

You people who started only watching this two weeks ago.. why do you have a rooting interest? You could be actually enjoying yourselves and making fun of the actual sickos stressing out

My timeline is full of version of some hard-core Jays fans going "I cant believe Scherzer got out of all that" and people who started following in the last 2 weeks going "Scherzer is a beast"

lol I'm sorry, *trying* to get hit, and then actually getting hit and bitching about it is deeply funny. like, Andrés, buddy, come on now.

Happy Game 7 Day to everyone! And remember, a loss for the team you hate is just as satisfying as a win for the team you love.

Love a good game ending TOOTBLAN! My hating goes one day longer.

Canadian Hero Freddie Freeman!!

In the 2018 world series I was living in NYC and fell asleep in about the 12th inning, woke up in the 16th, and walked downstairs to the bar to watch the last 2 innings. History might be repeating itself soon

But a lot of fun when they happen to the other team!!

TOOTBLANs arent as fan when they happen to the team youre cheering for

How do we get the Jonas Brothers to play for games 3-5?

I am firmly in the camp that the "lets make a pickle version of everything" trend is completely out of hand. I blame the rest of you for making me side with my mortal food take enemy @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social.

If you live in the US you get John Smoltz. If you live in Canada you get Buck Martinez. Baseball hates you no matter where you live.

I will forgive Shohei for spurning Seattle many years ago, so long as he hits roughly 12 HRs in 4 games and striking out 17 in his one start.

So remember, if anyone complains about the Dodgers' payroll, you remind them the Jays are a bunch of nepo babies.

My #1 thought about the coordinated team HR celebrations is "if you wear an object, it automatically sucks" but the Toronto HR jacket is in its own hideous level of suck

One of my favorite things about going to the dog park is how my dog drags me for the last 4 blocks because hes so excited to get there and then just stand around and smell other dogs' butts.

The Mayor of Toronto has struck AGAIN

I have once again taken the necessary precautions to avoid having to listen to Buck Martinez for 3 hours. (I shouldn't have to go to these extreme lengths to preserve my sanity, MLB)

Mariners in 3.

If you cant decide who to cheer for this afternoon, may I suggest..

I got complimented by a black guy on my clothes, so I'll be riding that high for a week or two.

If I could change one law, its that there needs to be far greater penalties for lying. It's far too easy to spread intentional misinformation that move the political needle.

I noticed that the Brooklyn Dumpling Shop is open on Robson St in Vancouver so this is to inform all my Vancouver followers that the owner is both full MAGA and that the NY locations are always being shut down for health violations.

One of my favorite hate reads is when the media covers poor landlords crying about how market conditions mean the amount they can rent their place out for doesn't cover their mortgage any more. THE RENT ISNT SUPPOSED TO COVER THE MORTGAGE. YOU OVEREXTENDED YOURSELF.

I know its only 15% odds, but I'm REALLY trying not to get too excited that Fangraphs currently has the M's with the best odds of winning the World Series right now.

Like clockwork

It wont be a year from now, it probably won't even be 5 years from now, but I do smile thinking about the day when they finally lock up everyone involved in the current US administration and throw away the key.

There's probably a scientific reason, and I know its worse for the environment, but takeout food served in foil automatically tastes 30% better than other methods of wrapping.

If I ever keel over from an aneurysm you can probably just assume it has something to do with Dan Wilson's managing. #mariners

I'm pretty sure i pulled an oblique (do i know how? No. Do I know when? Barely. 2 weeks ago?) and holy crap that hurts out of nowhere. You're just fine one moment and then next minute you cant move and you need to catch your breath Don't get old, people

Just got off a 9 hour flight where it was bad enough that the wifi didn't work, but even worse was the fact the on-board movies didn't have closed captioning. I need my WORDS already.

We had a Nine Inch Nails concert the other night in Vancouver and I saw a woman and her two tweens walking yesterday, all wearing matching tour T-shirts, and all I could think about was this.

With Julio Rodriguez, you're getting a TOOTBLAN like that once a month. You just take the good with the bad. #mariners

So a few people whom I know IRL already know this, but I finally became a homeowner a couple months ago.. in Montreal! And I'll be moving there next summer! (Small thread)

I picked up my dog's toys and put them in the his toy basket, went to the kitchen, and came back to this.

Noticed the A's scoreboard called Jorge Polanco "George", and I'm wondering if the team cant afford a spell checker or this is part of Trump's mandate to Rob Manfred to begin Anglicizing all the Latin players' names

I know that sometimes people have circumstances and all, but I'm 100% judging the person on my floor who just had McDonald's delivered, when the restaurant is less than one minute walk outside my front door.

My 16 year old son is in his bedroom with his gf and I hear nothing which means theyre either making out or she's watching him play video games and I dont know which of those situations bothers me more.

I recently used ChatGPT to translate a legal document from French. I was looking for one specific item. I asked if it existed, it said "yes" and quoted a section for me. Great! But I couldn't find the quote, so I asked "where" in the French document it was.. and it admitted it made up the quote 🤷

The Weeknd has a concert across the street tonight and I've seen dozens of parents taking their pre-teen children (like 7-10 years old) with them and.. do these parents know who The Weeknd is?