As the dawn of a new baseball season is upon us, let me remind you: Fuck The Dodgers Fuck The Yankees Go Jays. Thank you, carry on.

I’m not ashamed in the least of the amount of joy I’ve experienced while watching the salty Team USA players lose the WBC. Cry more.

Good morning to team Venezuela and team Venezuela only

Obviously I fell asleep and didn’t see much of the game lol. But THANK FUCK Venezuela won!!!! I’m so happy for them! 🇻🇪

BOOOOOOOOOO

Yep, H. Just me and some penguins. I’m good.

Was this designed by the White House? Because it looks like it was designed by the White House.

More art therapy musings. #art #abstractart #artist #acrylic #abstractexpressionism #painter #abstractartist #acrylicart #blueskyart

Another acrylic pour gone well. The song choice suits it I think. #artist #abstract

Are we entirely sure it can withstand all this ruckus?

You can’t not love this Team Venezuela, man.

Gosh, baseball is great.

IM WALKIN HERE

I know I do.

This is about baseball.

I’m reeeeaaaaallllly rooting for Italy now. I think they have the best chance of beating the USA. I hope.

My afternoon class was cancelled! I can lose myself in MTG Arena all afternoon while watching baseball. It’s a good day.

I would just like the weather to stop causing me new levels of agony EVERY. DAMN. DAY. PLEASE. 🫩

A quick background layer in metallic acrylics. #art #artist #abstract

US WBC team has the personality of a restaurant that only serves white bread and white bread toast. If you put jam on it though, you will be asked to leave.

Aw. I’m sad for DR and Vladdy.

Newspapers on September 3 1945

Hell yeah Italia!!!!!

Stop and look at this cat.

What the hell is wrong with team usa good god

I have been seduced into playing Magic The Gathering with some friends and I was not prepared for this new hyper fixation.

Noted child rapist Roger Clemens threw the first pitch today

Uuuuuugh

The WBC was supposed to be a chance to watch some fun, good, stress free baseball. BUT I’M STRESSED!

Today in lyrics I’ve misheard but prefer: “There goes my hero… SUCK IT TERRY!!”

USA beat us at hockey so we have to beat them at baseball. Those are the rules.

If you see this, post a rabbit

If someone says they heard me quoting Soundgarden, tell them I fell on black days.

Mini blep!

GUESS WHO’S PAX PAX AGAIN PAX IS BACK BACK AGAIN

Fucking, eh Canada!!!! 🇨🇦 #WBC

I’m pretty sure I ruined it.

AAAAAAHHH! I’ve painted an absolutely stunning background and now I’m afraid to continue and ruin it 😫😬

Even when it’s heartbreaking

How can anyone not love baseball???

*taps the sign*

Samurai Japan is very very good at the baseball.

I wanna be at the Tokyo Dome 😤

Early morning baseball!

It’s starting to smell like my childhood in here 😋

Im feeling nostalgic today so I’ll be making a Maritimes Boiled Dinner tonight… haven’t had it since I was a kid. It was what my dad made on the rare occasion he had to cook. IYKYK 🤤

This was originally a flat piece that didn’t turn out in a way I liked. So I gathered up all my dried acrylic paint scraps and fixed them to the still wet paint. Finished with a gel matte medium. Now it’s at least something interesting. 🩵🤎🩷💛 #artist #abstract #acrylics

This was originally a flat piece that didn’t turn out in a way I liked. So I gathered up all my dried acrylic paint scraps and fixed them to the still wet paint. Finished with a gel matte medium. Now it’s at least something interesting. 🩵🤎🩷💛 #artist #abstract #acrylics

I really need people who make food videos on YouTube to understand that we DO NOT WANT TO HEAR YOU CHEWING, SWALLOWING, OR LIP SMACKING!! I also don’t know what we suddenly need mics that pick up every god damn tiny little sound. I don’t like it. Stop it.

Matt Groening