I had tacos for dinner

Good morning to you too, Grinch.

this is sublime

Stress break - white squirrel needs the fancy shampoo

Huh? The guy who founded Playboy had nudes of young girls? The guy who lived in a bathrobe & had blow out parties? Who would believe it? Old, saggy, wealthy white guys; is there ever enough for them? And a 60 yr age gap kinda gives it away. 🤮But she's "shocked!" www.huffpost.com/entry/hugh-h...

frantically searching all around the house for one of the cats. he loves to dart outside, so I’m worried sick. I am opening every door twice just to check only to find him calmly napping on top of some towels in the bathroom closet. he’s such a dingus

notorious radical left communist rag says tax the rich

Omg I’m rewatching Schitt’s Creek and it’s the raw milk episode 🫠🫠🫠

Nobody look at us

Everyone who is asking why he did this clearly hasn't thought about the fact that he obviously just saw Pierre's workout video and was too intimidated to continue working with him

Did Mitch Marner just save Canada?

Gu clapped back after being asked if she saw her appearance on the Olympic podium as “two silvers gained or two golds lost.”

I can’t believe you lefty Luddites hate tech so much that you embrace mRNA vaccines, heat pumps, electric bikes, hybrid work, renewable power (and awesome advancements in storage), space telescopes, and hot/cold running water but reject the planet destroying plagiarism enrich the worst people bots!

Happy year of the horse to Megan Thee Stallion and only Megan Thee Stallion.

the technology the left is excited about is called the Sega Dreamcast

Olympic update: Blink has discovered curling. She's a fan! She occasionally tries to help the rock. I'll have to get her a broom

Mama: “Why do you look so shocked?” Hexa: “I thought I was invisible.” Mama: “You’re in my arms.” Hexa: “This is clearly a tactical misunderstanding.” #cats #BlueskyCats #gato #CatsOfBluesky

I’m three episodes into #WonderMan and this show is pretty lovely. Didn’t think Marvel had it in ‘em.

I feel bad when I read people who say they hate writing, especially to the extent they’d let an LLM do it. Writing was the path to making me feel human and the emotional journey of doing it all the time fills me full of purpose. I refuse to believe I’m the only person who feels like this!

According to ESPN’s Jeff Passan and @dvnjr.bsky.social: MLBPA executive director Tony Clark resigned after an internal investigation revealed he had an inappropriate relationship with his sister-in-law, who had been hired by the union in 2023

This evening at the beach

Egg look like he in the “Nation of domination”

Today the Minnesota House gaveled into session for the first time since we lost Speaker Hortman, Mark, and Gilbert. In the spirit of Melissa, we commit to doing our work with humility, grace, and compassion.

I had written several hundred high-minded words about federal investigations and financial impropriety only to have Passan swoop in and go "DUDE WAS BOINKING HIS SISTER-IN-LAW." This is why Americans don't trust the media.

HOOOOLY

Need to slap his bald ass head

Someone tell Hillary that this is her husband’s legacy too

Whenever the LLM evangelists argue that using them will free artists from the actual practice of thinking and making, I think of this from The Story of the Last Chrysanthemum.

I often think about the fact that if the FBI et al had not killed Fred Hampton, he would be 78 today. Younger than Jesse Jackson was. Must have felt strange to outlive many of your contemporaries by decades.

Next provincial election both OLP and NDP leaders should promise to switch the OSAP loan-grant ratio to 25-75 retroactive to 2026-27 and instate a 1 year interest free repayment period. That would garner a lot of votes.

Most religions have their central texts. For christians it's the Bible, for muslims it's the Quran, for us atheists it's Batman comic books. They are all wide open to misinterpretation.

As of this morning, only one of the men who was standing on the balcony of the Lorraine Motel that fateful evening is still living. Since Brother Jesse passed at 84 this morning.

The first time I saw my book in a bookstore I felt pretty damn good about myself. The first time I saw my book in the library, however, is when I felt like I had REALLY done something cool. bsky.app/profile/dj-a...

This is so thoughtless and reductive

I heard some ecstatic meowing from my bedroom followed by the thumps of hats falling on the floor

Almost sleep time for me but here is a baby

Why it is hard to sew with the cat around. Grinch 😅

BREAKING NEWS: The Rev. Jesse Jackson was a lifelong civil rights advocate until his death Tuesday at the age of 84.

BREAKING: Rev. Jesse Jackson, civil rights icon and two-time presidential candidate, dies at 84.

Jesse Jackson, civil rights icon, dies aged 84

Happy Chinese New Year! Thanks for keeping us fed white people!

white people work so hard. even their restaurants are open on chinese new year

Foxtrot guy is the anti-Dilbert. He comes on here once a day to post a little cartoon he drew on a napkin, I have no idea about his personal life, his comic is generally funny and enjoyable,

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Honestly, I can't keep up with the daily protests across the country. I try to share at least a few each day.

iCloud clear out. Odin was in fact an actual baby. Zeus is still top dog though ❤️

Roxy's baff time.