That is a hilarious outfit to go to jail in

The 🌟magic🌟 of boxes. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

Finally went to see Project Hail Mary and it deserves all the accolades it has received. Humour nicely balanced with grief, and fear overcome by courage. Well done. www.screeningroomkingston.com/movie/projec...

An all time touch grass heat check and people addicted to dumbass social algorithms will prob learn nothing

Messi clapped in the White House as Trump bragged about bombing Iran. You know who to cheer for on Sunday www.thetimes.com/sport/footba...

The Jeff Hoffman experience!

Sources say Shane Bieber is back bitches

I’m at the lettuce parasite outbreak I’m at the air quality disaster I’m at the historic flooding I’m at the combination parasitic outbreak air quality flood

Just folks playing soccer with their friends happy asf. Some said in the comments they used to keep their headlights on facing the field to illuminate the field. It’s almost like little things do matter to keep folks happy and let them feel inclusive…..wow

Mamdani left soccer field lights on all night…..the lights usually go off at 10pm. They set a camera up and guess what they saw?? Residents playing soccer with their friends ALL NIGHT. One man said how much he loved it because his friends work late and can’t get to the field before 10pm.

Want to avoid explosive diarrhea? Pass it on

VLADDY AND SPRINGY ARE AWAKE

So close Vladdy!

Kyle Bradish just signed a 5-year extension with the Orioles. All teams can sign their home grown talent. All teams can compete if they choose to.

Max Setback For Scherzer

IM CRAIE IM CRAIE IM CRAIE

I CANT I CANT I CANT

HOME RUN JACKET FOR JOE

Joe: we’re getting older but we still want some celebrations… so you guys…

Haha guzman stepping up on the mound for old times sakes

They Jays are soooooo lucky the rain stopped

Joe’s eyes in the statue are incredible they look alive

IM CRYING

Cito: listen, we can do it again 🥲🥲🥲

Oh my god who let Shapiro wear a polo shirt under a suit jacket??

It's cute to see some of the current Jays honouring the old farts from 1992/1993.

Joe Carter plays this role so well. I've heard him tell the same stories about that home run 25 times, and he's surely told them 5,000 more. Each time sounds like the first time he's telling it. Big day for the author of one of the biggest moments in baseball history. #BlueJays

Im looking forward to Hazel’s induction in the Hall of Excellence

Glad they didnt bring Alomar. Thank you.

I guess they couldnt not invite Kelly Gruber

Alfredo and Candy make for a balanced meal

I love the white trucks!

Hahaha they got a license to the same Bruno Mars Lady Gaga song they used for the home opener

It be lots hot No trubble I make I lies in da gwass And slowly, I bake I smells all da happy I looks to da sky Den I gos inside So dat I not fwy #CheddarPoetry #TooHotOutside #FiggyNappyInShade #ChewyWentToPuppysHousAgen #SheLookingForPuppy #SheHasSadCuzPuppyNotDere

Molly was a goddamned menace from 5-6am this morning. She was digging into my blankets and me looking for some toy that wasnt even there. Panda joined the party too. They finally fucked off and i fell back asleep. Then she came back all sweet and soft to be my teddybear.

So Tickemaster’s solution to the new no-markup law on resale tickets is to remove the price from the ticket details. Hilarious.

Do yourself a favour and don't waste time engaging with crap like this, for the simple reason that people doing drugs on transit is downstream of like 5 or 6 different things that would have to change for families with young children to give up car culture. This is a performative fight on all sides.

So this is the lineup at 14… I have to sell my ticket bc my eyes are killing me but good luck to everyone!

The Odyssey is another great film in the genre of “let’s try to get Matt Damon Home”

TIL that rock paper scissors / ro sham bo originated in han dynasty china and was originally "frog slug snake"

the future is here and it is picking images for news alerts

I’m gonna make a call on the season with my heart after this weekend. And I have a bad feeling what the call will be…

Ernie would like to welcome you to the weekend. He’d also like to know if you brought treats?

My toxic trait is that I think a lot of movies would be better as tv shows

Down in Triple-A, Davis Schneider hit this two-run homer for the Bisons tonight, which turned out to be the game-winner. #BlueJays

I just saw a video of a popular Canadian instagrammer smugly dismissing American criticism because they “don’t understand the jet stream.” That’s lame-ass cope. It’s pathetic. We have culpability!

What I am arguing is that this is a critical moment for Canadians to reflect on two decades of flaccid climate change policy when our country is burning and the current PM wants to shitcan everything for a buck. And please, don’t let the moment go simply because Americans are calling us out.

lol at Gerrit Cole talking Boone out of taking him out, then giving up a 2-run HR

Blue Jays trailing 5-0 with Anthony Kay on the mound made way more sense 4 years ago

Me when I see the basket of fries coming to the table.