I'm at the mall for Black Friday and I just went to the calendar store to get a pun-a-day calendar for 2026. I was horrified by terrible customer service. When I pointed out that one of the calendars was missing January 31, the sales guy just dismissed my concerns lackadaisically.

me quietly liking your thirst traps

*fatboy slim voice* Right about now

Dude, even the turkey is Gritty, Jesus, this is dark.

He is risen

Love to see it. www.reddit.com/r/TTC/commen...

@milesintransit.com I was watching a Miles in Transit (REM) video while flying near Miles City.

If Dylan Cease continues to wear the same number with the Blue Jays, he'd be a top 10 player in franchise history. 1️⃣#99 Hyun-Jin Ryu 2️⃣#93 Yimi García 3️⃣#92 Génesis Cabrera 4️⃣#91 Matt Gage 5️⃣#90 Adam Cimber 6️⃣#88 Rene Gonzalez 7️⃣#85 Alejandro Kirk 8️⃣#84 DYLAN CEASE 9️⃣#79 Travis Bergen 🔟#77 Three players

All of the other teams pursuing Cease can now desist.

I'm too old for that shit.

Sounds like the 2025 Blue Jays???

The IBL has rebranded to the CBL (Canadian Baseball League) www.theibl.ca/news/a-new-e...

ok but hear me out

I've got wonderful news, there was a great r/askhistorians post on this a couple days ago! Even answers the club question. reddit.com/r/AskHistori...

Lettuce is from the Old World (specifically Egypt) and tomatoes are from the New World (specifically Mesoamerica). But they are just so good together in sandwiches. Who was the firs tperson to put the two together in a meal?

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@gregballoch.bsky.social happy birthday!!

Line 6 Finch West LRT planned to be open December 7 according to publicly available Metrolinx board meeting slides Source: assets.metrolinx.com/image/upload...

Legboot is selling a copper bullion bar from Ea-nāṣir www.legboot.com/product/ea-n...

*First day as a drug dealer*: "is Pepsi ok?

hey does anybody want to mind some rich moron's five neglected kids while getting malnutrition in a shack full of dangerous snakes lmk. no pay

PULLET TRAIN

🧵International Men's Day is about trans men. It's about black and brown men. It's about NB people who go through life being seen as men for convenience. It's not only about the boy who gets bullied because he can't throw a football, but the athlete pressured out of a meaningful education.

Ireland made the next round of World Cup qualifying after a hat trick and game winning goal by a player named Troy Parrott so the zoo named their parrot Troy Parrot

Wing's is closing after 75 years. If you live in Canada, chances are that you've had their fortune cookies, almond cookies, noodles, soy sauce, or plum sauce. youtu.be/s8og4ooTVNQ?...

well, we know what kind of lettuce they use for the wraps

Concacaf qualifying comes down to tonight with the final games all at 8:00 pm ET. 🇯🇲v🇨🇼 - Winner qualifies One of 🇸🇷 (vs. 🇬🇹) or 🇵🇦 (vs. 🇸🇻) will qualify. - 🇸🇷 have a tiebreaker for now. One of 🇭🇹 (vs.🇳🇮) or 🇭🇳 (vs.🇨🇷) will qualify.

Yohendrick Pinango was not added to the 40-man roster, so we will have to wait before Pearson and Encarnacion re-appear on the Blue Jays Roster Tree Route Map.

John Main will be sworn in as Nunavut's premier later this week. Five of the 14 Canadian first ministers (Moe, Ford, Eby, Holt, Main) will have names of four letters or shorter. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

@mikepmoffatt.bsky.social Interesting acronym 👀

I'd say that this is a.. ... Rizqy move. montrealgazette.com/news/provinc...

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Credit to the team doctors, whose attention to detail kept them from operating on the wrong foot.

I know he's little but IMO they should still give him the adult procedure

@geofftech.bsky.social Visited the new Édouard-Montpetit REM station and saw a warning sign at a staricase. Assuming 3.05 m per storey, this is indeed roughly 20 storeys! But on a promotional sign in the same station, they mention that a depth of 72 metres is equivalent to a 20-storey building. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I very seldom look at LinkedIn, but someone wanted to connect and I logged on and…

I missed the live vote. Did anyone say why Shannon Stubbs didn't vote?

The Suns lost this game… 😭 #NBA

Thank you for everyone's patience... I'm happy to announce Blue Jays bot is back! - @beastmoderocco.com (Account Admin)

The Grey Cup was named after the 4th Earl Grey, grandson of the 2nd Earl Grey after whom the tea was named. The current holder of the title, named Alexander Edward Grey, is the 8th Earl Grey.

Weeeeeeee!

Unreasonable job requirements: even my train's meal has a master's of science.

I think I am finally ready to read blogs about the Blue Jays' World Series run. Please send yours if you had written one!

@ruthkapelus.bsky.social Happy birthday! May you age well.

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Curl Up & Dye Bowdon, GA

The way they’re sharing a look to say “doesn’t he already have three of these awards”

I could watch videos like this for hours, they’re so cathartic (and just cool af)

Apparently, Bo is a Second Team All-MLB starting pitcher, and Vlad is a First Team All-MLB reliever. It was a confusing season.