I'm not a WNBA expert by any means, but when I've watched the New York Liberty play, I thought they succeeded despite their head coach, not because of her. So, I'm resigning myself to the idea that of course she'll be the first coach of the Toronto Tempo.

Anyways, the Padres are in the playoffs, and I was kinda surprised.

I get kinda irate with friends on either side of the political spectrum who snidely say "Whatever happened to 'Elbows Up'?" because LOOK AT WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH HERE, THIS IS BEYOND REASON

I have never watched Lost. This is probably not the time to start it either.

I really need for the White Sox and Orioles to step up their games this week. Is that too much to ask?

The thing about watching them saying the dumbest things to enact worse policies is that one day soon, they’re just going to launch the nukes on themselves because they’ve let someone talk them into it.

So the Bible says that the faithful will be called to Heaven in the Rapture, and those with doubt will be left behind. So if anyone wants to demonstrate their faith by signing over all of their worldly possessions to me, I am here to be an instrument of your faith. Tell Jesus I said hello.

The worst part about the Rapture coming will be getting left behind with a bunch of arseholes who are severely butthurt at The Lord.

Louis Varland has a menacingly delighted look in his eyes. I would definitely avoid him if I were there.

“I hate bunting but I love winning.” I understand this sentiment.

There is a child in the clubhouse with booze in their hands.

Daulton Varsho: “I caught that ball. 100%”

LET’S GO!!1 👏👏👏🍾🍾🍾

I truly appreciate Vlad’s indignance when someone gets him with the ice bucket.

PLAYOFFS!!1

I think that was fair.

*curling into fetal position* I love meaningful baseball.

By stepping into the role of setup man there, Eric Lauer went over 100 innings for 2025. 100.1 IP of 3.32 ERA ball (in multiple roles) is an incredible outcome for a pitcher signed to a minor-league deal in the offseason.

According to B-R WAR, the Jays’ best offseason moves: Myles Straw 2.6 Eric Lauer 2.0 Jordan Romano -1.7

Ernie!

If sending the runner makes the hitter, expand the zone to protect him, then maybe don’t start the runner?

If I had told you that Myles Straw was going to spend the entire 2025 season on the Toronto Blue Jays’ big league roster, you would’ve had strong opinions.

Let Seranthony cook, John Schneider. More often.

YOU CAN’T TAKE THAT CATCH AWAY FROM THE JAYS

I don’t understand why John Schneider has such a blind spot when it comes to Brendon Little.

Royals fans should feel shame. I mean, in general, but especially right now.

I bet the guy who has been assigned the Jays games in the MLB Replay Room has Derek Jeter poster above his bed in the room at his Nana’s house where he lives.

Twice in a week, MLB Replay Jackaninnies.

If you can’t get the call right with multiple angles and slow-motion replay, you don’t deserve to keep your job. Utter incompetence.

MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL YOU ARE CORRUPT OR INCOMPETENT WHICH IS IT

That is an absolutely terrible call. MLB Replay Room needs to explain themselves.

VLADDYYYYY

Yesavage is getting the rookie hazing from the home plate ump.

A run! A very palpable run!

Foul ball to the booth is a good omen.

I am not a religious man, but I pray for Ernie Clement’s glove hand.

Ah. Sorry to hear this. I hope Big Nate can rediscover the potential people held out for him.

Whatever I’m going on about, just keep this in mind.

Just realized that the only Ottawa Senators pre-season game being played in Ottawa is today, but it’s at the same time as the Jays game. Not that I was super-enthused to spend my afternoon with a bunch of Leafs fans, but I kinda miss seeing some of my winter sport dudes.

Do you remember that moment when Megyn Kelly stood up to Trump and stood up for women by standing up to Roger Ailes and Fox News, and she was venerated and she GOT PAID more than she ever will get paid again, but because she can’t help herself, she’s now reverted to full MAGA grifter. How pathetic.

Gee golly, I guess the Bloosky echo chamber is keeping me removed from the high quality discourse over there.

Dusty in Memphis is a great Sunday morning record.

Pretty sure it was the fault of the two caps I wore.

Nervy times

I was halfway interested in watching AEW All Out today, and then I saw the PPV price was $50? Clearly not for the casuals.

Oh, Ernie.

Daulton!

Am I currently at the point of the meaningful baseball where I am superstitiously concerned about which Jays cap I am wearing.

Handsome lads in stylish togs.

Anthony Santander went 2-for-4 with a double and 2 RBIs. So there’s that.