I am tired and hungry and weary and want to eat garbage that is high in sodium, sugar and saturated fat but also don't want to feel like I ate garbage. What a conundrum.

With the win, the Jays are now a half-game out of the final wild card spot, with 150 games to go.

Love to hear that victory horn.

Hoffman’s not missing by much.

Throw Vlad a strike you gutless coward

BASEBALL!

Let’s goooo

This is what happens when you try harder at baseball. You make mistakes.

Saw Max Muncy in the box and my arsehole just slammed shut like a screen door in a windstorm.

Free bases turn into free runs really quickly against the Dodgers.

Good lord, they needed that.

Make things interesting.

Scoring runs helps to paper over some of the little things going wrong.

Let’s go…LET’S GO!

Went a whole new shade of red.

JESÚS!!!

MAGA/MAHA grifter, staring at a mushroom cloud as the world around him is being vaporized: “That’s the Art of the Deal.”

LHP Patrick Corbin will wear number 46. Last worn by RHP Wes Parsons in 2024. #BlueJays

…and goings and comings.

Lotta comings and goings…

Ya gotta let me get one existential political post out of my system once in a while before I go back to fretting about Nathan Lukes’ playing time and batting order assignment.

What really scares the shit out of me is the idea that Trump has mused and shrugged about his acceptance that he’s going to hell, and him being surrounded by war mongers who believe that the end times will be a good actually because Jesus will come back and save them. Whoopee, we’re all gonna die.

No, actually it’s a good thing that I didn’t get my tires changed yet, what with today’s snowfall and the impending nuclear winter.

sound up, if you please

It is snowing in Ottawa. This won’t improve morale.

College basketball is kinda ass.

Imagine all of the hard work and dedication that it took for these astronauts and all those supporting the mission to reach this achievement, and now they get to sit there and politely listen to this doddering braggadocious fool yap at them like a carny barker at a two-bit circus.

There’s a fly that’s antagonizing John Schneider at the presser.

Save the run differential! Score some runs!

They hit our pitcher! Empty the benches!

Tyler Heineman’s repertoire. Discuss.

This sucks. But tomorrow’s a new day, new game. (Though the Jays could really use an off-day right now.)

Here’s a different way to contextualize this: The original Avatar movie is 162 minutes. 10 minutes in, they’re still farting around in the lab and the Jake character is recording a video diary. There’s a lot more to come.

At least the Dodgers’ blue alts are pretty to look at.

I’d say the Jays aren’t doing the little things well, but they’re also not doing the big things at all.

Well. This is a real shit-kicking, isn’t it?

Freddie Freeman’s virulent anti-Canadianism continues.

I’ve held onto some petty baseball grudges for decades, but I feel a little differently about the Dodgers. That was a great series. I’m not over it, maybe I never will be. But there’s a measure of respect to those players.

Probably not the best footing for the Jays to come into the series. Feeling a bit queasy at the moment.

Addison Barger (ankle) “trending in the right direction,” but an IL stint hasn’t been ruled out per John Schneider.

Kevin Millar is making way too much sense right now, talking about how valuable Alejandro Kirk is. I’m not comfortable with this development.

Jays have INF Tyler Fitzgerald and OF Jonatan Clase as the last two position players on the 40-player roster.

Wait…who?

Spent a good five minutes battling superstition to choose my Jays cap to wear today. So this season is going super well so far.

That Tim Stützle goal, tho…

Have the Jays won since they got Hazel with the ice bucket? They may need to atone.

Nathan Lukes probably shouldn’t be hitting second.

The diseased carcass of Eric Lauer does not seem prepared to pitch today.

I have had qualms about John Schneider’s lineups, but no Jesús on Easter Sunday?

I really like Brandon Valenzuela. Plus, he looks better behind the plate in 4K with a better CF camera.