Body in Bloom

Women with shaved heads make me absolutely feral.

May Tour Dates 🌹 Austin 1st-8th 🌹 Chicago 9th-15th

POV: we’re waiting for our tacos after I forced you to play mermaids with me 🧜‍♀️

peekaboo 🫣 did you miss me?

My friends keep telling me men dont like being called beautiful but I do it all the time and I dont plan on stopping

______________ 💋 𝐴 𝑊𝑖𝑙𝑑𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑑 #OurSky

My offer was approved! The house is officially mine on June 1st!

I assure you, if I don't have pre-bookings I will make social plans in the eve. I don't sit by the phone, wasting my own valuable time, I have a lot of friends & lovers, & I will make plans if my schedule isn't full. So don't wait till the very last second or chances are, I will decline your inquiry

Just a friendly PSA: Changes to my rate structure and availability are coming on June 1st. I’ll also no longer be available in Montreal and will be based in Ottawa full time. Vancouver & Toronto remain on the same occasional tour basis. ❤️

Spend the weekend in my favourite Countryside Manor with the ones I love the most 🧡😊🐩

Every year when the summer sun starts teasing the PNW I have the sudden urge to take a hike and select fresh spanking switches for obliging butts. #kinkygfe #prodomme

A single family home in my neighbourhood just sold for $7.3million. One property. That’s obscene. Sometimes I feel like a snob for my love of Relais & Chateau properties, natural linens, and fine dining, but then I remember that these people exist and I don’t feel so bad.

Birthday week ✨🥂 @luxeottawaxxx.bsky.social

The most bittersweet part of spending a weekend together- breakfast before heading to the airport.

FFS DONT USE LADYSONE I didn’t put an ad there. I don’t consent to ads there. The information is outdated and wrong.

34 days until I head back to Mexico 🇲🇽 15 days until Ottawa avastjames.ca to book

“I am so thirsty for the marvelous that only marvelous has power over me.”

Thinking about grabbing the I ❤️ MILFS shirt as a souvenir. Greece is so much fun. I love it here.

But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.

POV: we’re relaxing back at my place after feeding each other sushi. 🍣

Whisked away by a special someone. Will return after the weekend. 💋

I don’t mean to sound cunty, but please only contact me if you’re ready to book. I have eleventy billion legitimate inquiries to respond to & don’t have time or energy for chitchat or unrelated questions. Thanks for understanding. 💋

I know you miss me when I’m not around. 💋

An evening of pasta, wine, and pleasure.

Just had a realtor try and bribe her way into my house with a bouquet of flowers and a gift basket after I had said multiple times that I was unavailable for an inspection this morning. She ended up leaving with a strongly worded lesson in consent, and being told to fuck all the way off.

Dear the people who save my bsky pictures: why? Be a friend and repost them instead.

An evening of pasta, wine, and pleasure.

Finally caught up on my admin. If you haven’t received a reply to your inquiry, check your spam filter! 💋

Sexy Issa knows exactly how too 🐅💋 Come in and see for yourself 💋🍒🐅 613328-3888 613215-2653

POV: we’re relaxing back at my place after feeding each other sushi. 🍣

Big thank you to the sweet gentleman who brought me caramel filled chocolates last night. PS you’re wrong and the white chocolate is delicious. 🤭😉

•OTTAWA SPRING TOUR•🐰 When: April 7-13| 11am-8pm (604) 500-0195 avastjames.ca No text apps.

The bidet at my airbnb only has two settings: gentle mist and cold water sodomize.

My website: “I don’t like the hectic rush of unplanned days. Please reach out at least 24 hours in advance.” MFs who can’t read: “are you available in five minutes?”

Fun fact: I do not live at my incall. It takes me a half hour each way to commute there. Then 45mins to set up and get ready. "Right now" doesn't exist. Deposits ensure that even if you flake, my time commuting, getting ready, cleaning up, screening, messaging, etc is covered. #oursky

The information I require prior to booking is listed on my website. If I’m trusting you with my presence, then you should be able to trust me with your phone number.

This evening is booked solid. Thank you Ottawa. See you tomorrow from 11am to 8pm. ❤️

Strawberry fields forever. 🍓

Just applied for a new house. Cross your fingers for me that I get approved! If any former/current/potential boyfriends would like to contribute to my moving fund, you can send an e-transfer to [email protected]. ❤️

Good morning. How about some breakfast? 🥞

Been buried under all of the renovations at my house this week and will respond to any outstanding inquiries by tomorrow evening (April 5th). Thank you for your patience! 💋

Spring is here and this bunny is ready to play!

Heading back to Mexico is 49 days, but who’s counting. Also cropped my toes because no feet for free. 😘