POV: we’re rinsing off after the hot tub.

👸🏼🤏🏼 Ottawa, let's hang out.

My soldering iron died and I’m in desperate need of a new one. Anyone feel like saving my scrumptious butt? throne.com/avastjames/i...

While you’re in my DMs at 7am asking if I can “be available soon” (before I’ve even had coffee), another man prepaid and planned a date with me a month ago. Guess which one I’m more excited to see. 😉

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Tuscany got me trailing through Italian real estate websites - soon a bunch of old nonnas will be tutting over their mysterious risqué neighbour

I still have a little availability around 4pm today. Reach out to book it!

I don’t drink enough water because I think the municipal supply tastes gnarly, so biggest of thank yous to Mr.C for spoiling me with this fancy countertop water unit. muah! 💋

Is anyone else noticing the weird discourse the Canadian media is presenting over the MTL shooter? 🤔 Articles all mention the civilian victim (RIP), but every one of them neglects to mention it was a cop with abysmal trigger discipline who murdered him.

Missing these ice cream sandwiches from Mon Lapin (made in house ofc).

☀️ June 22-27 ☀️

Spending the day playing Mortal Kombat and being a degenerate in my sweatpants. All inquiries will be answered whenever I feel like it. Be well. ❤️

Wishing a happy Father’s Day to those who celebrate, and wishing peace to those who find today to be complicated. ❤️

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A friendly clarification: declining the massage portion of a session does not expand the menu elsewhere. The experience remains the experience. You don't get to trade in the massage for bonus activities like it's a loyalty rewards program. 😉

Save the date Toronto with @avastjames.bsky.social Aug. 24th to the 28th Duos avail. Prebook your date before they’re all gone loves xx

Me & my titties will be lurking around the Cougar’s Den tomorrow (Sat June 20), and have availability from 1pm to 4pm. Studio rates apply. Deposit required.

itsy bitsy bikini enthusiast

I made birria last night and my house still smells like delicious Mexican food this morning. Is breakfast too early for tacos? Asking for a friend (me). 🌮

Can anyone in Ottawa recommend a veterinarian that they love? Pretty much anywhere in town is welcome, although I’d really appreciate not having to drive out to the sticks. Also bonus points if they’re independent and not owned by a private equity firm. attached photo: pet tax

Every day I’m tempted to go back to brunette after seeing delicious goth women online.

Lounging around on a couch near you

Neck me on the foredeck

Looks like a new review site is up. As a friendly reminder, I do not support or participate in review boards. Please do not review me, discuss me, tag me, or involve me in board communities. If you want information about me or my services, please get it directly from me. 🧵

Me (a neurodivergent baddie): I don’t like the hectic rush of unplanned days and book appointments with at least 24hr notice. The same 12 dudes every morning: hi, available today?

The next time someone complains about provider rates, remember this is a very conservative and quick estimate. It doesn't include health issues, kids, pets, car, emergencies, or the 30+ hours a month many of us spend on unpaid admin. And yes—we pay taxes. 🩷

In the spirit of pride, I just want to post a quick reminder that I’m an inclusive provider and it does not matter to me how to present yourself to the world. Race, gender, and private parts are irrelevant to me. It’s my aim to make you feel seen and accepted as you are. ❤️💙💜💛💚🧡

Gents: don’t be like this guy. Having a hissy fit after I decline gives SA vibes. I’ve never accepted references, and never will. Don’t try to piss on my head and tell me it’s raining.

I wish bsky could group your notifications by follower. I often get 40+ notifications and think something important is happening, but they’re actually just one dude liking every picture I’ve ever posted.

Book me this week because I just had to buy olive oil and toilet paper in the same grocery trip, and I’m never going to financially recover from this.

This week (including previously unannounced availability):

Sweep her off her feet ✨️on your first date ❤️

Moving day was a success, however I won’t have wifi until tomorrow or the day afterwards. Can’t wait to settle in a little and get back to work next week! #anustart

Dejé mi corazón en México.

Mark your calendars, I’m back on June 9th!

Good morning from the jungle.

Dejé mi corazón en México.

Dear old dudes, what’s your issue with seatbelts? When I fly, I always seem to notice boomers who either refuse to buckle up completely, or wear the belt as loose as it can be. I’m convinced the Venn diagram of people who refuse to wear seatbelts and the people who like NASCAR is just a circle.

Almost forgot what summer feels like ☀️ 🥂

Hello Tuesday 🌿

Sometimes when you’re a pretty lady men will stop you on your walk to give you a tiny flower, freshly picked from their garden. 🪴 To the man who will likely never see this post: I hope your pillow is always cold and you always find parking.

I had a gentleman try to book for this morning and when I mentioned I wasn't available he asked if I had any cancellations to give him a shout. I'm not working this morning - many providers have full busy lives outside of work which is why pre-booking is so important!

Thank you to Mr. C for keeping me cool with a few linen pieces for my upcoming trip. ❤️

SUMMER 2026

Ladies, where do you get your jewelry from? I’m looking for high quality pieces made from authentic materials (not necessarily diamonds), but with a little more creativity than the designs at People’s or Zales. Looking for something that looks like it was found in a chest at the bottom of the sea.

Did you know ⁉️ You can prebook me weeks in advance. Booking in advance is an especially good idea if you’re visiting from out of town and want to make sure you get to see me

Bliss!