Sorry I’ve been offline today. Been dealing with a migraine and staying off the screens. Promise I’ll have everyone’s messages returned tomorrow afternoon. 💕 If you’re looking to book next week while I’m on tour in Toronto, you know what to do 😘

Hello, Beautiful Humans💕 𝔻𝕖𝕔𝕖𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝕚𝕟 𝕋𝕠𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕠 Please include: Name • Age • Date/Time/Duration • Tell me about yourself 😘 Duos available w/ @sweetbabyjamiee.bsky.social & @mayadeluna.bsky.social 🫶 Available Christmas Day!! Reach out for overnight, and holiday promotions. Serious inquiries only. ☃️

We will be accepting applications until 2pm on December 12. New providers added as needed. 😘

I just received a gift from a Beautiful Human via @throne.com: G Keni Portable Cassette Player Boombox Am/FM Stereo Radio, Tape Player Recorder with Headphone Jack, Battery Operated or AC Powered (Black) - Black. Thank you from the bottom of my heart! 💛 throne.com/pollypocketoxo #throne #wishlist

Real talk…are PS becoming the norm? Because there is zero difference between a p*ssy slide & full on bareback…so I’m honestly quite confused & concerned we are creating a bigger risk for the community and with there being antibiotic resistant strains of many STI’s now…why are we becoming less safe?

I want to feel your skin against mine until we forget where one ends and the other begins….

It’s like Christmas Day!! Sitting by the window waiting for my headboard to arrive so I may finish putting it together! (Mattress arrives Friday!!) I may make a snow angel to celebrate its completion! Hehe

“It’s odd how the ones rushing to ‘manage the damage’ are often the ones who created it.”

Nice try, bucco haha Even with my dyslexia, this is too obvious 😅

Gratitude post! I just want to send a big thank you to the beautiful humans who have been taking such sweet care of me this holiday season so far in Montreal. I can’t wait to get to to Toronto this weekend to continue to celebrate with y’all! Sidenote: I’ve not yet been to a Christmas themed bar🫶

For those beautiful humans who want to make the holidays a little extra special for your favorite pickle lover🥰 throne.com/pollypocketoxo

Beautiful Humans, A wee update to my sweet regulars.😘 Outside of if there is a monthly promo and my longtime regulars who have been locked into my old rate for life, I will no longer be offering deals/extra time to bookings under 4 hours. Thank you kindly for your understanding and support. 💕💕

Sage Fact: Did you know I spent my childhood and part of my young adulthood living/growing up in Florida? So don’t be alarmed if you see me drop a “y’all” and an “eh” in the same sentence 😅 It’s cute, I promise 🫣😝

Another successful self care Sunday. Thank you, handsome, for the beautiful morning of exploring my body in the sheets followed by the most relaxing day of treatments and delicious treats. You truly spoil me. Can’t wait to celebrate my birthday next with you!!!

“Never trade your truth for temporary advantage.” Words to live by. 🫶

Elegance is kindness in motion.

Woooo! Box 1 of 2 of my bed frame was randomly delivered today! Not sure how on a Sunday, but I ain’t complaining lol and it’s the base! So I can build it before the headboard comes tomorrow! 🥰

think you can keep up? 😈❤️‍🔥

I have a new account on X (@dahliasageX) new vids, new pictures, new sets and I just booked a vacation…. Are you ready?! 🥳🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

🫣🫣 I need you…

🥰🥰 Christmas in 20 days. My birthday in 28. Annnnd there’s a sale on gift cards to my favorite spa when at home…. Ima just leave this righttttt here for anyone looking to make a gal swoon. 🥰🫶😘 [email protected] botabota.ca/en/promotion...

Coffee first… mischief second. ☕️ 😈

Getting ready to get into my pajamas to curl up on the couch and marathon watch the last 5 episodes of Firefly while eating junk food and having lots of sex. 💦 🥵 My kind of Saturday night 🙃💕

Hanging out downtown today 😘

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Early risers have coffee time baths before the rest of the world is up on a Saturday. 🥰🥰 Its a shame you’re not here 🫶 there’s room for two in this tub. hehe

Waiting for try*t to approve new photos. Why does it always feel like an eternity? 😅😂

Made a new IG! Follow me: jamieafterhourz

Hello, Beautiful Humans💕 𝔻𝕖𝕔𝕖𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝕚𝕟 𝕋𝕠𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕠 Please include: Name • Age • Date/Time/Duration • Tell me about yourself 😘 Duos available w/ @sweetbabyjamiee.bsky.social & @mayadeluna.bsky.social 🫶 Available Christmas Day!! Reach out for overnight, and holiday promotions. Serious inquiries only. ☃️

🫣🫣 I need you…

I know some of you all were sad I didn’t throw a birthday party this year but I’m making up for it! Join us December 12 for Wet Winter Wonderland!! 💦 15 providers (+more added according to demand). *2* early bird tickets remaining! Contact me @ [email protected] to apply!💕

Guess who’s filled with 😈 naughty ideas of how to spend your #YearEndBonus ♥️ Alexiawoodroe.org ♥️ 📍 #Toronto

Getting back to everyone’s inquiries for December by end of day. Please feel free (especially if you reached out by text) to give me a little pat on the bum to get yourself to the head of the line. 😘😘🫶🫶

🥰🥰 Christmas in 20 days. My birthday in 28. Annnnd there’s a sale on gift cards to my favorite spa when at home…. Ima just leave this righttttt here for anyone looking to make a gal swoon. 🥰🫶😘 [email protected] botabota.ca/en/promotion...

Elegance is kindness in motion.

It came 🥰 I haven’t listened to this cassette since I was wee one. Now I just need to get a cassette player so I can curl up with my childhood stuffy on my new bed next weekend, listening to lullabies & starting the beginning of the best sleep of my life.😝 I know it sounds silly but I’m happy🥰

Come kiss me by your Christmas tree… or at @karlysummers.bsky.social ‘s party this Friday!!

“Never trade your truth for temporary advantage.” Words to live by. 🫶

Tried so hard to get my legs all in this one, my darling arm was cut out of the photo 😅😂 I try my best. 😝

If you ask real nice, I’ll let you play in my secret garden 😘

Starting December off strong with a killer glute workout 😈💪

For whoever wished for something sweet this season ☺️

Don’t keep me waiting, handsome. 💕💕

Good Morning, Montreal ☀️ I hope you have someone to keep you cozy and warm today. 😘

Hallmark Christmas movies, a pretty board and incredible company. What more could a gal ask for? 🥰

29 days till my birthday!!! So incredibly excited this year hearing the special plans yall have in store to celebrate with me from my favorite beautiful humans. I have a feeling this is going to be the best year yet as Sage. So grateful for all of you!!!

If you ask real nice, I’ll let you play in my secret garden 😘

Don’t keep me waiting, handsome. 💕💕

I want to feel your skin against mine until we forget where one ends and the other begins….

When you leave your sparkling water and snacks on the table as you leave! Humph! lol