🥵🥵 some humans just make you incredibly feral. Merci, Babar for a delicious afternoon. 😈😈

Etobicoke tomorrow 😘

This next Montreal trip is panning out to be spectacular! Thank you to the beautiful humans making it an above and beyond visit! 🤗❤️

I can be your sunshine on a rainy day… and we can stay in where it’s warm, just you and me. 😈💦

July Toronto dates - 💚 21st, 22nd, 23rd, 27th, 28th, 29th 💚

Kindness costs nothing. Loyalty is priceless. And being true to your word is one of the rarest forms of integrity. Be the person whose actions match their promises.

Warning: Hotel windows have been known to inspire poor decision-making. 😉

@kimberryan.bsky.social has got me hooked on weighted vests and Im ready to get the next weight up! 🤗 Side note- do they make shirts like this?… because I’m loving how my b👀bies are looking in this! 🤣🫶

Bring your best buddy to work day! 🤗🤗

Found out yesterday that one of my pre-op surgery appts is at the start of Sept, so my little two-week Montreal trip has been postponed. 😅 I’ll still be in Montreal in September—just likely later in the month. The silver lining? I can accommodate one more beautiful human during my August tour. 🤍

Your favorite kind of distraction. 🫣

July Toronto dates - 💚 21st, 22nd, 23rd, 27th, 28th, 29th 💚

Folks, do yourself a favor and go see this gem of a woman!

Kindness costs nothing. Loyalty is priceless. And being true to your word is one of the rarest forms of integrity. Be the person whose actions match their promises.

Recently, I’ve had a shocking number of clients from before I lost my first Twitter account 5 years ago find me again. They all thought I’d left the business.😲 I’m having the time of my life reconnecting with the beautiful humans who were part of those first years as Sage. It’s made me so giddy.💜

I may be out of your sight but I’ll never be out of your mind 😘

Having grown up in Florida, there’s no place I’m happier than being by or on the water. 🌊 Can’t wait to be back in MTL in a few weeks to take the boat out again! 🤗

Warning: Hotel windows have been known to inspire poor decision-making. 😉

Just gave my niece her first haircut 💇‍♀️ Why was that so emotional? lol 😅

Found out yesterday that one of my pre-op surgery appts is at the start of Sept, so my little two-week Montreal trip has been postponed. 😅 I’ll still be in Montreal in September—just likely later in the month. The silver lining? I can accommodate one more beautiful human during my August tour. 🤍

When a client brings a request that unfolds into something unexpectedly exquisite—so seamless, so magnetic, so genuinely enjoyable—you can’t help but turn it into something special. I hope to see you very soon 🥰🥰

Good morning beautiful people, here’s your reminder that the juice is always worth the squeeze!

Downtown today and waiting for you 😘

So I’ll be staying near Montreal for two weeks between the end of Aug and early September. 🤗🤗 My friend is somewhat flexible on the dates so send me your requests of when you’d like to see me back in Montreal. :) Going to be mainly a leisure trip back so will be be available by prebook only. ❤️

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: hiring a part-time PA this summer was one of the best decisions I’ve made. Between behind the scenes prepping for my next chapter as Sage, revamping my CV, and helping with job applications.. she’s making life extra snazzy. 🫶 Super grateful 🫶

There is nothing quite like fresh laundry off the clothesline 🥰

Happy Thursday!! Are you open to the possibilities? 😈🔥❤️ Reach me at [email protected] or text 437-265-8623

My tablet is upstairs. My phone is on 15%. Bear is asleep on me, twitching his tiny little nose. Legally, I’m not allowed to move. 🐶⚖️

Hello, Beautiful Humans 🥰 After having to unexpectedly take off the first wee bit of August, I’ll be opening up my availability a smidge for the remainder of June in Toronto. and will be updated at 5pm today. 🤗 Xoxo

Oh my! Just was asked to possibly housesit for a friend for 3 weeks during the end of August into September so a mini hiatus may be on the horizon. 🥰

Currently scouting cottage/cabin rentals for Bear’s 7th birthday in September. Hehe so excited!

I’m back in action, Toronto! Downtown availability today from 2-8pm! And again this Thursday!! Who’s ready to get their 🍆 devoured? 😘

𝐼𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊’𝓇𝑒 𝒶𝓁𝓇𝑒𝒶𝒹𝓎 𝓁𝑜𝑜𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔, 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓂𝒶𝓎 𝒶𝓈 𝓌𝑒𝓁𝓁 𝒻𝑜𝓁𝓁𝑜𝓌. 😘

Downtown today if you dare 😈🫶

I’m back in action, Toronto! Downtown availability today from 2-8pm! And again this Thursday!! Who’s ready to get their 🍆 devoured? 😘

Guess Bear didn’t want me to suffer alone. Just woke up to him on top of me heaving and throwing up all over me. Poor lil guy. :( guess we are in it together.

I’m very sorry for not responding the last two days. I woke up yesterday very sick with the flu and unable to get up without holding the walls. Fever, chills and the whole 9 yards. All dates till are cancelled till Thursday. ❤️

When your outfit decides to share more than you planned. 🫣😝

I may be out of your sight but I’ll never be out of your mind 😘

Feeling absolutely over the moon to be able to create experiences like this. A huge thank you to the beautiful humans who’ve trusted me enough to let me indulge in one of my favorite ways to take care of a human being. And thank you to those who’ve prebooked in July! I can’t wait to spoil you. 💋

Taste the rainbow 🌈

Opening up my card on the train from my date with one of my favorite humans earlier this week to a really kind and unexpected tip. 🥰🥰 You never cease to amaze me and make me feel like a princess. Merci beaucoup, Dragon Man. 😝❤️

Taste the rainbow 🌈

🌈 Happy Pride!!! 🌈 ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💜

Feeling absolutely over the moon to be able to create experiences like this. A huge thank you to the beautiful humans who’ve trusted me enough to let me indulge in one of my favorite ways to take care of a human being. And thank you to those who’ve prebooked in July! I can’t wait to spoil you. 💋

At some point you have to admit the bed moving across the room isn’t exactly subtle. 😂 Finally caved yesterday and bought a rug to keep that bitch where she belongs. No more squeak squeak… just better traction for bad decisions. 😏😘